Can we get a best of 4chan? I'll start with a few.
>>611186055
Not really the best, but a good feels one
>>611186184
>tfw its not a gamertag
One of my all time favourites
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>>611187586
person who bought it could have changed it
>>611187606
The ballad of the lighting raptard. The first great greentext story I ever saw.
>>611187897
You're missing out faggot.
>>611188004
what happened? screenshots pls good sir
my fav
>>611188885
Almost quints
>>611189317
why do you have this image lol wtf
>>611186055
and then what happens?
>>611189442
>asking why somebody has an image on /b/.
>>611189580
Pools closed. Kek
>>611188633
tfw it actually happened and the blood is on 4chan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westroads_Mall_shooting
>>611186999
trips and great story
>>611189564
Classic
>>611188633
I hated that fucker. He worked at the McDonalds near me and was high all the time. They put him on the night shift because he always fucked up every order he made. Got fired right before the shooting.
This
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>>611192427
God thats some creepy ass shit. Also Checkem.
>>611192706
Fuck.
>>611191112
then why is bulling still going on in the hogh school we talked about this yrs ago now its coming from the teachers also also I don't think housing 9th grades at Dean is a great idea myself I think the schools should go up to 6th grade then 7,8,9 all pre teens and if for some reason you an older age 9th grade who is suppose to be more mature you should be alone to go to 9th grade with peers your own age. and take out the 20 to 23 I think that's what the limited age is and house them in a different building my 16 yr old shouldn't be with 21 yr olds But I will say you have my vote other then this you have been a great.
>>611186355
You feel bad for a sand-nigger? Damn, no wonder why White-boys are such beta, cuck, faggots!!
>>611193024
uwotm8
>>611190263
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westroads_Mall_shooting
Why is there no mention of 4chan in the article then? :(
>>611192227
I remember the live steam of that.
The dog ran free.
>>611189268
SUGOI!
>>611188004
I hope you get your throat slashed, faggot. People like you don't deserve to live. I also hope your entire fucking family dies of Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
>>611192794
It's true. He lived on the street behind my house in Quail Creek. Lived with some lady and smoked pot all day.
>>611193505
U ok?
>>611191347
Oh god
>>611189564
Oddly relevant rage comic
>>611191347
Still would bang
>>611191347
I would still bang, that body is amazing.
>>611194882
>>611195009
>MFW
>:3
>>611193427
Just another day at Cyrodiil College.
>>611189442
FUCKING NORMALFAG
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>611195144
Also checkem.
>>611195009
>that body is amazing
>>611195218
gtfo summer
>>611187805
lemon line
This Is the only reason I wake up in the morning
>>611195431
Not a summer fag.
Just rampantly shit posting.
>>611196179
Either way you're cancer.
>>>/out/
>>611196527
probably 21
>>611189564
We found him
eh ill start posting
>>611193161
a secret nigger lover
>>611196527
Its sqrt(2(19^2)), aka 19 * sqrt(2)
can't be assed to open up calculator to figure out what stupid number it actually evaluates to
>>611189564
full version
>>611197421
>>611189442
>Being this new
In case you missed it: 4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images. There are boards dedicated to a variety of topics, from Japanese animation and culture to videogames, music, and photography. Users do not need to register an account before participating in the community. Feel free to click on a board below that interests you and jump right in!
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>>611186055
i put the win in incest
>be me, 14
>sister, 16
>home alone one night, dad's out
>sister wearing bra and panties
>boner.jpg
>sitting on couch watching tv
>she says shes going to bed, goes to her room
>dad gets home
>dad and I fuck
>>611198937
What a twist.
>>611198521
anyone lurking btw?
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>>611199595
>>611192794
>>611194042
Can confirm, I live a neighborhood over.
>>611189610
i had a nice hearty kek over this. thanks
>>611199716
Make way for the motherfuckin grandmother
>>611186184
this is obviously a rip off from the arab springs tf2 guy
>>611200385
theres more
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>>611200358
meant to reply to you
>>611196527
x = 19*SQRT(2)
duh
>>611200866
>>611186055
Very unfunny.
>>611198937
Shit. Let me know, I'll keep your sister busy.
>>611193505
Y U SO MAD BRO?
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>>611197421
Anyone else wanna help me keep this thread alive?
>>611190151
I miss m00ty....
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>>611203315
ha i like that one.
>>611196527
Pythagorean Theorem, christ.
a² + b² = c²
>>611192045
hail satan
>>611203969
noko
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>>611205503
Fuck me
That is some damm nostalgia
Noko...
>>611206005
droppin in
>>611187606
The fact that the word was 'acumen' is pretty ironic.
This thread is full of gold
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>>611206909
My fucking sides, thanks /b/
>>611208243
this theead is win
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>>611208271
no problem /b/ro
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>>611188004
Damn that wasn't that long ago either
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>>611207987
My fav
>>611186355
That makes me sad
>>611208988
Bruce Campbell
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>>611206005
how did he not get expelled for fapping in public
>>611187606
Keg leg Kelly anyone ?
>>611206909
Lost it completely at "the porcupine is boring"
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>>611210957
here you go. third column i believe.
>>611196527
Guys with it being a 45,45,90 triangle the hypotenuse is always a side × sqrt of 2, so the hypotenuse is 19× sqrt2 (phonefag cant use alt codes)
>>611208878
>40% suace
This fucking thread made my day. Thanks /b/ros. I needed this today.
Jdogg: Hey
QT-Pie: Hey
Jdogg: whats goin on
QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie: what does that mean?
Jdogg: what are you wearing?
QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg: Garter belt?
QT-Pie: Ummm...no.
Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.
Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
>>611214117
glad i could help man :). I like making people happy.
>>611195189
https://www.dropbox.com/s/vr1wnscyyfkokef/WTFAnthony.wav?dl=0
>>611193024
Where in the fuck did that come from?
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>>611212155
Nothing better than this one.
>>611186055
Depressing as fuck lost lots of friends and coworkers IRL and over 15 online shit man
>>611193024
Do you even English?
bump to keep alive
>>611193427
kek
>>611215016
they started it
fuck tumblr
>>611214927
kek This one always gets me for some reason
>>611216580
I'm waiting for the next raid.
>>611194042
Can confirm also, am in his house in Quail Creek right now, though he doesn't know it
>>611216894
start one its not hard
>>611214927
>>611215325
Damn man that reminds me of something similar.
>Be me, like 13 at the time.
>be in boy scouts
>troop goes camping, canoe trip during the weekend.
>Be in a canoe in the front because I do this kind of thing often with my family on the bay.
>hear yelling behind me
>look back, see kid yelling, I'll call him B.
>Hes yelling at these two other kids in a canoe next to him, lets call them J and H.
>B is kinda weird, always dressing up on campouts(he was like 15 at the time), Darth Vader, sniper, marine, that sort of thing. He is an amazing fucking artist though, like I have never seen anyone better.
>I ignore it cause B is weird.
>Keep going, get to a point where scoutmaster(one of the most awesome guys I've ever met, to me the embodiment of charisma) tells us to stop and wait for the others.
>I hear what happened from some friends, evidently B brought a fucking huge binder filled with his amazing drawings and sketches.
>J and H splashed B over and over again, I think they may have tipped over the canoe too
>They didnt know about the binder, but they were dicks anyways back then, J still is.
So B lost all of that stuff, he was furious and sulking the rest of the campout. I felt really bad for him, he put so much effort into them.
>>611188885
I have never been able to find that pic of Ayane anywhere other than that.
anyone have the album of the greentext posted a few weeks ago of the anon who played WoW with friends and met his best friend, only to find out it was a girl after s(he) had already moved into his college apartment?
>>611216963
Yeah but /b/ is not what used to /b/
Triggering landwhales are fun
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>>611217153
And J still gets into trouble.
>Awhile back J was with some rich friends, H, and H's little brother h.
>They are all in a car, rich friend driving, everyone but h is smoking pot and drinking.
>h is fearing for his and everyone else's lives.
>asks them to stop alot.
>Finally forces rich kid to pull over and tells his parents everything that's going on.
>They come and pick them up.
His dad probably kicked the shit out of H, scoutmaster (J's dad) probably did the same to J. They deserved it for sure.
J also got pulled over multiple times for drinking and driving(underage), and once got caught with two girls in the back of his truck and a whiskey bottle.
H is pretty cool now.
>>611198007
but how do I make a username?
jj the jet plane
>>611218323
Username#Password newfag
>>611217684
It was something like the story of buttons, huge story, I cant find it on imgur. I guess the album was available only through direct link. I didnt save it so now im sad.
>>611217684
>>611219126
WAIT no i found it!
I didnt scroll down enough on the notepad.
http://imgur.com/a/3eMtT/layout/vertical#4
>>611219395
>>611217684
I also found
https://thestoryofbutton.wordpress.com/
http://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/2f1ops/the_story_of_button_and_faggot_xpost_from_r4chan/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BLUOPJPtnvMknzxjqj7jSCOQGJnBrrA24JrK7D9hmus/edit?pli=1
>>611218185
Hello?
Anyone still here with me?
>>611198507
Why are the last 3 digits of every post x'd out? Is it from an archive?
>>611220094
still rollin friend
>>611220094
>>611221048
cool, i'll post a few more things.
Hope that one anon saw my stuff about button, that was a good story. I never even fapped to it even though its filled with sex, I just found it too interesting.
Anybody got the one of the dude who we busted through the underage girl's hoodie?
oh thank fuck this thread finally died
now i can get to homeworking, toodles
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>>611221459
see ya man.
>>611221386
nah i dont, sound interesting though.
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>>611203315
>>611221583
Fuckin lel. Havent seen that one before. Thanks for the thread (I'm assuming you are op) Until next time
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>>611221902
forgot pic
>>611221952
nah im not op, just took over thread. see ya man
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>>611222194
I think ill post one or two more and move on. Nobody seems to be here anymore, everyone's bailing.
>>611222113
Well in any case, thanks anon, and thanks op wherever the fuck you are. You faggots are beautiful.
oc
>inb4 praise the sun
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>>611222405
thanks man, glad I could help brighten someones day. Not everyone on here is an asshole.
>>611202370
Laughed so hard I actually cried. Great job.
>lurking you faggots
post shit
>>611222113
Napalm bullets, nice. that's hilarious
i- im no stop posting please i have to work please don't do it any more
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>>611222551
HA I think she could really fight instead of those bug-eyed fuckers in Dark souls. Wouldnt know the difference.
>>611222928
Sorry man, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. But i totally know how you feel.
>>611196139
requesting the santa version
>>611223101
Holy shit I thought i was almost out, i still have probably 50 more pics.
>>611223263
Ya know, I dont see why more OC isnt generated. plenty of good shit, people are just too lazy to screencap. pic related.
>>611223513
Oh and this isnt a best of 4chan thing, or a funny pic. Just a story from when i was a little kid, might as well post it.
>>611192073
Lowest quality version i've ever seen of this
>>611223686
There I posted all I had screenshotted from that thread of the bunny fucker
>>611196983
lel
>>611193161
cancer of /b/
>>611195189
>"fucking normalfag"
>using pepe
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>>611223914
Damn ive been posting for three hours
>>611189442
for the same reason that I have a statue of a lion wrapped in barbed wire
>>611224912
And please continue to do so.
>>611224912
captcha: tease
>>611225133
No problem.
>>611224912
lurking and fapping to your A+ material
>>611202370
fucking laughing hard
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>>611225372
lol I've never gotten a man to fap before. just my ex.
Anyone have the story of the guy who had a fetish for the state of Ohio?
>>611200205
They're telling the truth, I'm a third neighbor's dog and have seen them both.
>>611225584
anyone know how close we are to image limit? is the limit 200 pics?
>>611225694
what the fuck? that made me laugh.
>>611191795
beautiful
>>611206005
perfect make a new thread
>>611225848
150 is limit.
>>611190263
It makes me proud of /b/
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>>611225939
sure, but I am almost out of 4chan pics.
>>611225080
Are you Indian?
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>>611225939
Follow me!
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>>611226085
Yes, already posted in underated post >>611218011
>>611186055
Um no
>>611202994
Me too... Where is my m00tles?
>>611189442
Here ya go faggot