next roll?

Take another toke for the road

Remove door knob. Bite of hand and eat. Attach knob to stump with shirt. Bend into a hook

>>611135721

OP this is boring

clearly you are going to end with one of the many predictable bullshit endings of 4chan fame

get it moving more quickly for fucks sake, you are losing interest from the mob

>>611135945
2.

>>611135721
wield bong as a weapon and walk into hallway

>>611135721
Slap window gingerly.

Smash teeth with table, shove teeth up ass

>>611135721
Get out of the room

>>611135721
Take the bong candle and stealthily walk out the door.

Decide you like this place more than the scary unknown outside, rip the bong a few times and get into the fetal position

>>611135983
the cthulu thread the other day was good but ended up with people just messing around and shit

>>611135721
Shit in MYSTERIOUS BAR to fill it

>>611136093

>>611136054

this

>>611135721
Find another table leg and replace your other leg with it

>>611135721
Exit door with bong up your ass

>>611135983
Nice bait, nigger

>>611135991
bring candle-bong with you and explore hallway.
congrats guys. took us 1 thread to leave the room

>>611136189

>>611136113
roll

>>611135721
bong in pooper

>>611136248
this

>>611136205
RR

>>611136240

>>611136168

starting from the far right of the room, hobble as fast as you can and jump peg-leg first into the hallway, hoping to impale whatever lies ahead

>>611136168
roll

>>611135721
go into the hallway but take your bong candle

>>611135721
Insert tableleg in anus

>>611136302
GG idiot nigger

>>611136205
>>611136302
winrar

>>611136302
winrar.

Take candle bong and leave room

>>611136054

roll

Before going into the hallway shit on the floor

>>611135721
concentrate and try shapeshift into a banana

open the door

get on the floor

everybody walk the dinosaur

Go into hallway.

open the door,

get on the floor,

everybody walk the dinosaur.

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>>611136302
You use the remaining table leg in your inventory to go into FULL PIRATE mode. This is badass. Arr. Your capabilitys to walk are slightly hindered though, and you loose another heart due to blood loss. (3)

>>611136466

open the door

get on the floor

everybody walk the dinosaur

>>611136997
table leg in pooper

>>611136997
Attempt to climb out the window

>>611136997
Take candle bong and go out door.

>>611136997
suck own penis to get cum in inventory

Go outside

>>611136997
A warhog appears

>>611136997
concentrate and try shapeshift into a banana

replace left arm with table leg

>>611137189
reroll

>>611136997
Walk into hallway with bong up your ass

>>611136997
Find door knob, bend it into a hook, and replace your right hand with it.

burn bellend on candle bong

>>611136997
explore hallway with candle-bong

>>611137243
winrar

>>611137243
I fucking love you

>>611137310

>>611137243
GOOD JOB FAGGOT

>>611137243
Why does this keep happening.

>>611137243

>>611137243
NOOOOO.....

Godzilla appears at the window

The room is filled with water and puppies

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>>611137243
You use one of the table legs that broke off in the process of breaking the door as a replacement for an arm that you just ripped of right now. Blood loss blablabla you loose another heart. Your health is getting dangerously low. But on the good side! You are now 150% PIRATE! ARRRRRRR! (4)

>>611138050
Shit in MYSTERIOUS BAR to fill it up

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>>611137243

>>611138050
GO OUT AND USE CANDLE TO CHECK OUTSIDE...

>>611138050
pry open the floorboards to find the secret BDSM snuff dungeon below and go down

>>611138050
Smoke bong to get more health, then replace other arm with the last table leg

>>611138136
THIS

>>611138050
Use the bong to gain back health then replace right arm with wooden leg

>>611138122
roll dis

>>611138170
reroll

>>611138050
replace final arm with table leg

>>611138183
Reroll

>>611138136

>>611138050
Go in hallway

>>611138050
Carve messages for help into removed limbs and push out window.

>>611138050

>loose

fucking retard

also, rip dick off and replace with bong

>>611138050
go into the corridor

>>611138183

>>611138197

>>611138183
re roll

>>611138050
Sharpen wooden arm against the broken door, take candle bong in other hand, leave the room with stealth.

>>611138050
use the bong candle

>>611138183
THIS

KEEP THIS GODDAMM THREAD ALIVE

>>611138294
NOOOO FAGGOT....

>>611138331
this

>>611138170
reroll again

>>611138050
Smoke weed from bong, go outside hallway with bong up your ass

>>611138294
FUCKING FUCK

WE'RE NOW 200% PIRATE

>>611138294
I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES

>>611138286

must be this

>>611138294
WIIIIIIN

>>611138183
roll

>>611138050
concentrate and try shapeshift into a banana

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>>611138294
Fuck off Seamus

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>>611138294

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>>611138294
You smoke just enough of the candle bong to get back into an EUPHORIC state. You replenish one heart, which you then instantly loose again as you replenish your last working limb with the last table leg. You are now in 200% PIRATE MODE. You are getting dangerously close to OD on awesomeness. Also you are pretty much useless now.

A xenomorph appears

>>611138763
pry open the floorboards to find the secret BDSM snuff dungeon below and go down

>>611138763
Oh and (5)

>>611138763
GO OUT AND EXPLORE THE DUNGEON FUCK YOU 4CHAN

>>611138763
Shit in the MYSTERIOUS BAR and fill it

>>611138763
Find cloth and make an eyepatch. Cover left eye

>>611138851

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>>611138805

>>611138851
For the love of God, this.

>>611138763
create wooden opposable thumbs

>>611138957
oh shut...

>>611138805
THIS

How did you placed the last wooden arm with no arm left ?

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>>611138805

Stick dick in candle

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>>611138805
Winrar

>>611138851
Rollin.

>>611138763
Smoke the candle bong through your anus to regain more health, then walk outside with the rest of the table as a weapon

use candle to burn wooden arms and legs

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>>611138872

OP YOU SPASTIC IT IS LOSE NOT LOOSE

your asshole is loose from fisting yourself, but you will never lose your viginity

kill yourself and you shit story too

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>>611138805
Since OP can't remember how the fuck a xenomorph looks, and is too lazy to google it, a BADLY DRAWN XENOMORPH appears. You are incredibly scared since, without limbs, you can't defend yourself. How will you get out of this one /b/? (6)

>>611139428

Smoke more bong, regain one heart, replace torso with what's left of the table

>>611139428
Smack it with your limbs, then replace your head with its head

Rip open its stomach and put your head in it

>>611139428
stab the xenomorph, pry open the floorboards to find the secret BDSM snuff dungeon below and go down

>>611139428
What in fuck is that holy shit

>>611139495

>>611139428
Shit in MYSTERIOUS BAR to fill it and hope that saves you.

>>611139428
You wont. GG

Replace your head with the xenomorph's head

>>611139495
>>611139497
Both of these

>>611139495
jh

Tap dance to impress the xenomorph, then kick the candle on it

>>611139585
RR

>>611139495>>611139585

this

>>611139570

>>611139428
concentrate and try shapeshift into a banana

>>611139428

Burn xenomorph with candle.

Precede to eat xenomorph.

>>611139585
Rerolling

>>611139540
roll

Spin around hitting the xenomorph with your wooden arms

>>611139574
>>611139574

>>611139428
sharpen limbs stab xenomorph to death then create opposable thumbs

>>611139716
WIIIIN

>>611139716
WINFUCKINGZIP

>>611139574

>>611139428
Allow a face- hugger to connect to your penis. The face-hugger makes you a host through your eurethra.

Attempt to feed xenomorph your old arms and legs

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>>611138294

eat the corpse

pour the acid-blood on the window

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>>611139716
In a move of desperation you decide the only thing that can save you is becomming 250% pirate. You take a hit from the candle bong and remove your torso, quickly replacing it with the rest of the table. The Xenomorph is so impressed that he gives you his head as a present! You are now 250% pirate 50% xenomorph and 100% sure that the author doesn't understand how percentages work. (7)

tempura fry the alien.

>>611140548
Now shit in MYSTERIOUS BAR to fill it.

>>611139428
Rape xenomorph anal

>>611140473
fuck the corpse

>>611140548
replace dick with bong.

>>611140548
>>611140548
Cut up your pants to make an eyepatch, put it over your eye

>>611140647
winrar

>>611140548
pry open the floorboards to find the secret BDSM snuff dungeon below and go down

>>611140548
Make Xenomorph body smoke bong, take it with you as companion, and leave the room with bong up your ass

>>611140548
sex with corpse of xenomorph. then replace corpses legs with your table legs

>>611140647
HAHAHAH WINRAR FAGGOTS

>>611140548
head into corridor

>>611140744

>>611139428
Fuck it!

>>611140548
Become a table and wait in the room for somebody else to wake up there

>>611140647
WINRAR!!!!!!

Alright. You have the ideal body. Time to proceed into the hallway.

Feed it to the door to gain passage.

Try to have sex with xenomorph

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>>611140647
You decide to eat the alien. Or atleast whats left of it. Since you've always been kind of a foody you want to tempura fry it. But you don't have a fryer here. That doesn't matter anyway since you can just eat it raw with your awesome new xenomorph head. Your MYSTERIOUS BAR is almost full! (8)

>>611140777
those belated trips

>>611141676
It wasn't misterious anymore, it's sanity. Newfags gonna newfag.
Also rape youself

Walk out with bong up your ass

>>611141864
THIS RAPE YOURSELF.

>>611141676
smash your wooden body into the door to open it.

Use gbp to order tendies, walk outside to receive them from a care package

>>611141864
RAPE RAPE

>>611141676
Something is talking to you from just outside the door

>>611141894

>>611141676
Why is the door closed again use xenomorph blood to make a whole into the ground and escape the room

>>611141864
rape rape yoself.

>>611141914

>>611142025
this

>>611141894
this

>>611141676
Fly out of window

>>611141914
re roll

>>611141894
rolling

>>611141676
Eat the fucking door already.

A polite aliien bursts from your chest

>>611142118
A winrar is you

>>611142022
Reroll

Robin williams bursts from your chest and eats the door

>>611142118
it's getting ridiculous

Thread's gonna die, we're already on page 8, hurry the fuck up op

seek out spanish galleon in the hallway

>>611142909
Bump

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>>611142118
With your newly aquired XENOMORPH powers and your beautiful wooden wings you take upon the skys through the window! You are finally free! Thanks for playing /b/ It was fun! Cya!

>>611142909

>>611143022
WAIT NO

WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE MYSTERIOUS BAR! YOU NEED TO TELL US DAMNIT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT'S FULL

>>611143194
Guess you'll find out next time :^) maybe.

>>611139428
Smoke bong with xenomorph to make friends

>>611143022
Someone save these pics plz

>>611143343
MOTHERFUCKER NO

DUBS CONFIRM YOU TELL US

>>611143438
What dubs

>>611143364
too late, the gracefull wooden alien pirate made it

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>>611143343

>>611143531
THESE DUBS