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>Hey, Anon! You've got to be at least 6ft tall right?
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>Hey, Anon! You've got to be at least 6ft tall right? ... our ball got stuck up there, can you reach it down for us please?
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>>611082357
Sure, girls, I'm no manlet haha. Here's your ball back.
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>6 foot
>Not manlet
top kek manlets
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>>611082357
while the 6ft slave gets your ball, you can use mine down here.
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>>611082357
fuck off g hannelius guy
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>>611082357
>You must be at least 6ft tall.
Girls never say that when making requests. Bait more.

//excludingdoublestandardedbitches
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>>611082357
>6 feet

Fuck off americunts

We're in a free metric country here

Get your fucking ball yourselves
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Would you like to play with us?
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>>611082932
Hey, Anon, thanks for helping us out earlier! Come sit down and eat with us. I'm so glad you came along when you did..the only other guy on the court was super short, I don't even know his name
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Not all of you, just parts
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fuck you iron man
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>>611083568
Anon I bet girls are always chasing you arent they? If you aren't busy we're having a small party tonight - you should come!
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>>611083944
What kind of a party? Is it worth passing up my Dota with friend for?
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wtf is she eating?
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>>611083944
fuck off g hannelius guy
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Blog where all these are coming from:

http://matholck.blogg.no/
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>>611083053
>>611083054
>>611083298

> implying 6' isn't literal god height with perfect body ratio. Also, at that height you're taller than almost all women and you can get big and ripped at the gym without people thinking you're over compensating for having a tiny dick. I bet you're one of those 6'5 lanklets with a tiny shoulders and a pencil dick
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>>611082357
Meanwhile in Sweden, in the 80s.
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>>611083488
yeah! i've got a fun game we can all play together...
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I just got aids from this thread thank u
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>>611083944

Hey!! Thanks for coming Anon. We didn't think you were going to turn up! We've all had a bit too much wine haha. We're about to go watch a movie upstairs, will you come and join us?
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>>611083944
>>611083568
>>611083488
>>611082357
>mfw this is the attention op wish he had
>mfw I have no face
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>>611084941
continue
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>>611083488
moi pitää mennä
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>>611084941
this better progress
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I'm 5'9" but I can jump high enough to reach the net and climb to get it. Eat shit lank lets.
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>>611085763
>muh 40in vertical
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>>611085838
>muh 1900in vert over the moon between the legs windmill
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>when you have a daughter some greasy neckbeards on the internet will masturbate to her
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>>611085838
I've done it before. Maybe if you weren't weak you could too.
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>>611086053
Don't worry, she won't be anywhere near as attractive as these girls.
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>>611084941
Anon its a little cold let's all get under the bed cover and watch a movie. Do you mind if my sister joins us? We share our room.
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>>611086345
no way she looks far too young, I think it would be inappropriate.
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>>611086345
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>>611086555
Kek
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Filthy fucking pedophiles. Do the world a favor and kill yourselves.
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>ITT: Pedophiles.

Sage.
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>>611087060
>>611087070
>samehomosex
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>>611083298

Girls ask me to reach things for them all the time. And they ask me my height and then with a smile they ponder how I'm like a foot taller than them.

They truly do love taller men, son.
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>>611086555
Ok Anon, you're probably right. I'm glad you're not one of those creeper small guys like that guy in our class. I'll call you tomorrow and we can hang out! Bye anon
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>>611087365
They're just gawking at how unnatural you are you fucking pleb
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>>611086345
no problem
but let me lie close to her. she looks like cold
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>>611087365
Whats your height? If you're a lanklet you should just hang yourself if you can find a long enough rope. I'd actually prefer to be a manlet (e.g. 5'9, nothing ridiculous like 5'7) than a grotesque skinny 6'5 pasty lanklet like you.
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>>611087365
femanon and you are wrong. i'm 25 and cute and tall guys creep me out. weirdos
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>>611087745
tits or gtfo
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>>611087837
Jesus fucking christ grow up.
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>>611087837
keep being 12 years old
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>>611087745
>>611087652
>>611087482


6'2 210lbs ubermensch here.

Sorry about it short man, and ugly girl.
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>>611087837
That is only required when fenanons making requests
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>>611087482
angry manlet detected.
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>>611087915
>>611087921

lol get over yourself no one actually wants to see tits we just know you are a 5'7 manlet posing as a woman. Pathetic
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>>611082357

lol doesn't matter if you're tall if you're fat and busted.
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>>611087745
Yes I am also a woman and confirm that short guys are better looking. I also enjoy very small penis' and no personality.
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>>611084457
butthurt manlets delusions
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>>611084457

100% this. 6ft reporting in bros. also 8/10 looks so come at me.

Height-attractiveness ratio is like a bell curve manlets low attractiveness, rising to max attractiveness at around 6ft, then falling to lower attractiveness after 6'4. I wouldn't want to be a skinny lanklet (lmao love that term) nor would I want to be a tiny manlet.
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>>611087388
alright then ill just skedaddle if you sniff my drift
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