Wife's going away for two weeks.
What shall I do while she's gone?
Pic unrelated.
Masturbate to porn
>>611066711
Where she going?
>>611066809
I do that all the time anyway.
Prostitutes, lots and lots of prostitutes.
>>611066849
To see her sister, who is spawning a child.
>>611066950
Thinking about this.
Never used one before though.
>>611066711
Fuck a tranny!
>>611066711
enjoy some peace and quiet. go out with your friends, play some soccer, go innawoods, etc.
She's going to a vacation in Africa.
>>611066711
Think about all the other guys she's fucking over the course of her long mandingo-filled fortnight away from you.
>>611067017
These are nice, thanks.
>>611066991
It's fun. Just pick a legit agency and find someone suitable.
>>611067012
I'd recommend this even if its just once. You might actually enjoy it!
>>611066711
Ashley Madison
Tinder
>>611067101
Good luck to them. I never get any, someone may as well use it.
>>611067017
>innawoods
Reminds me of pic related.
>>611067310
THIS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4TptcSHN0
>>611067346
fair enough.
you okay with getting cucked by niggers though?
ITT: share you favourite cover versions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88NxUlzrDbc
>>611067310
>Ashley Madison
Interesting.
>>611067047
If she's going to Kenya the tribal beachboys(sex tourists for western women) are going to fuck her.
Happened to my ex gf. She went on a trip with a friend. Both never returned. Phoned me and her friends BF saying they're leaving us for some african tribal boys they met on the beach with 10 inch penises and "abs of a god".
I didn't even care. I wanted to leave her anyway and was already seeing someone else. She was a shallow whore who fooled me into loving her with deception and stealing my money.
Last I heard she's part of the tribe now complete with three half breeds.
>>611066711
dont jerk off for 2 weeks.
jerk off as she re-enters the house.
blow her off her feet.
>>611067669
Your cuck bait is awesome.
pic related your ex gf
>>611067633
A chick sued Ashley Madison after getting RSI, during a contract to create 5000 fake accounts.
Google it. site is scammy as fuck.
>>611067310
Both are being blamed for the sharp increase in STD's,HIV and AIDS.
>cheating on your wife because an ad tells you to
Good goy. Such degeneracy.
>>611067882
Google it faggot. It happens.
I'm not a cuck. I don't care about such whores. She stole money(200k) from me now she's downgraded to a primal race that never evolved and her line will die in sub saharan africa. Worth the price of admission.