>>611021467
Because I live in boston you dumb bitch ass nigga, shut your little ass the fuck up repping a city full of people that dont give a fuck about you and riding my dick when im not even worried about your comments, stop trying to grab my attention

>>611021671
What the fuck, man

What is going on in this bread?

>>611021671
Right

>>611021467
>>611021671
I want a backstory plb

>>611022215
Its pasta

>>611022273
Really? I've never seen it b4>>611022273

OP here, Pic is only for reference grabbed from the internet, the shit what I did was incest.

the first guy that repply... I'm not sure what he is talking about...

>>611022536
Have already seen it in three threads today

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>>611022618
LOL OP GOT SCARED

>>611022966
not sure what are you talking about... what did I miss?

I didnt get my dog to the vet on time because I thought he would be alright.

He died the next morning on my birthday

when i was 16 i decided to get into drug dealing with a former mate. he bought $1500 worth of ecstasy, with the agreement that i sell them all and we split the profit 50/50. i ended up taking about half the pills and spending the rest of the money on myself/other friends

hes given up messaging me about it, fucking beta cuck. unfortunately from the extreme binging at a young age on (what i assume wasnt pure) mdma has helped severe depression and anxiety surface. I know his older brother has a gun, i hope he threatens me with it one day, so i can taunt him into pulling the trigger

one day ;_;

>>611022618
Now you have to tell the story

I broke up with this girl and she went crazy and I may have accidentally ruined her life by dumping her. I was like the only stable thing she had and I feel shitty

>>611021467
that tie is str8 fire. it just doesn't suit him and he's wearing it with the wrong contrasts

Frequenting this site. I want to become a cop or firefighter eventually.
In my own defense, I mostly only go to /k/ and /o/, and when I'm on /b/ I hide any threads with loli or other fucked-up shit.

>>611023626
Depression and anxiety aren't real illnesses.
The drugs did nothing except give you a good time.

>>611023660

Well everything was wonderful, even our families kind of approve, because they know....

>>611024134
Tell the whole fuckin story or not at all
Hate this piecemeal shit

>>611023981
They've proven depression is a hormone deficiency therefore a medical condition, anxiety is just being a bitch

>>611023854
Being a cop or firefighter makes you look for /b/...

>>611023981
>good time
>delusions, panic attacks and night terrors
>GOOD TIME

get outta here

>fucked a mexican cartel member's girlfriend
I'm honestly pretty scared cuz i live in south texas and there's a lot of cartel activity here. plus he has pictures of me and i have no idea what he looks like

>>611023305
Dude that's rough, I'm so sorry for your loss

>>611025016
Huh?

b on /b/

>>611021467
>4 years ago, 17 y/o me
>walking back from school
>see some kid on a bike coming towards me
>right as he is about to pass me, i push him
>he hit a parked car
>doesnt move
>i go home
Local news did a news report about wearing your helmet, some kid apparently hit a parked car and is now a quadriplegic. Can't even speak.

>>611025389
ALL WORSHIP THE VEGMAKER

> > I even proposal her.... we would wait till she finish the college, I was looking for a country or state or religion that allow us to marry

>>611025176
All the fucked up shit on /b/, you start to want to see more and getting those kinds of jobs.

>>611025734
hahahha good one

>>611025734
Kek

>>611025133
Thanks dude. That was a year ago but I still cant sleep because of my guilt

>>611025800
Ah, I guess that makes sense.
EMT is a career I'm interested in as well, and I imagine that they see even more fucked-up stuff. Everyone I've talked to who's an EMT says they're completely unfazed by an injury or gore now, and look at anything with just morbid curiosity

>>611025389
you are a poor quality person. your mother should be killed for pushing such a shitty pile of dna out of her smelly cunt

>be 29
>go on omegle
>type in city I live in in interests
>type in bi in interests
>bicurious
>find someone in my town
>add on kik
>talk for weeks
>finally meet
>fuck
>he's 16
>mfw when I fucked a 16 year old twink
>mfw no face
>noregrets.jpeg

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>>611025734

>>611025991
If he were alive today he would forgive you I'm sure

>>611026571
Should've worn a helmet when he was on that bike.
Stop typing before i turn you into a vegetable.

>>611022618
>the shit what I did was incest.
STORY TIME
NAO

>>611022094
I think you mean "thread" :3 Please check your post for mistakes before you submit it. Thanks!!!! : 3 :3 :3

I disposed of the body but kept the head a long time

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>>611028305
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS BREAD

>>611027545
Maybe. But I can't forgive myself.

>>611028529
This needs full explanation

>>611028020
>should've worn a helmet
good point, i take back what i said.

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>>611028863
Heads are nice decorations :)

>>611028928
Fucking kek

>>611021671
This copypasta will be in every thread for the next week mark my words

>>611029300
it will

I know a lot of people shoot down incest stories as being false, and I understand if this will be claimed false as well but in 2012 I tried getting with my older sister. She certainly didn't agree to it considering her reaction but never told anyone about it thankfully. I feel for certain this is something that is going to come back to me.

>>611029440
What did you try to do?

>>611028863
actually it's just this dream I keep having

I kill a chick, get rid of the body, but keep the head. I usually keep it in a bag under my head. I burry it to compost the flesh away, then I get scarred that I have a skull and I have problems getting rid of it. One time I tried to flush it but it clogged the toilet.

>>611029807
Ehrm... okay dude.

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killed my sister's rabbit and fed her rabbit soup.
pic related; sister's souper

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ITT: Autists trolling autists by posting a single sentence of a fake story

>>611030035
kek

>>611029920
people have strange dreams all the time, I'm sure I'm perfectly normal

>>611030138
Yeah dude...

>>611029713
Well, we were young and our mutual friends came over and brought over shitty vodka the prior day. We only had about half the bottle and we had the left over half one night. We finished it and watched Breaking Bad. Maybe 20 minutes later, we were in a position to where I was not spooning her, but she was in front of me laying in the same position, we were both laying on our right side. I had a view of her body and her ass of course. I took it upon myself to move closer and press myself against her and pull her against me sexually. I was hoping of course it would in someway progress. It didn't, it went pretty bad.

>>611030035
Should've killed your sister and fed her to the rabbit.

>>611030297
What did she do?

>>611030435
A thousand keks
My sides have exited the Galaxy

>>611028305
Newfag

>>611030654
Get out.

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So first off i watch incest porn.
I have interest in any of my family that must be said.

One day my friend asks me to link him something on facebook and i thought i had copyed the link to the page but i didnt.
What was copyed was the link to a mom son video........
I clicked paste and then enter without looking and he just wrote back "Woah..... what the fuck....."

I quickly deleted facebook and i shit you not have not even spoken to any of my old friends in about a year.

My main fear is ill get a local girlfriend and she will hear it through the grape vine........

>>611029440
Me and my sister to used mess around a lot. For a couple years actually. She was my first for a lot of things besides actual sex. Too bad I was too young to actually realize what the hell I was doing.

>>611030813
Real incest porn or just acted?

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>>611030613
Blocked out her face but there's a photo for you.
She didn't really realize what EXACTLY was happening until maybe 30 seconds in when I started pulling her against myself. When she did realize she looked back up at me and gave me that annoying face girls make that make you feel extraordinarily stupid, and got up and left.

I was 13 and my sister was 11. She was starting to get some nice boobs for 11 and I got curious. I got her to play truth or dare and cheated because she really didn't know how to play. I manipulated things to the point where I had her naked. It was even better than I imagined. I tried to get her to give me a bj but no go. I did get to jack off to her tits though. After it was over she said if I ever did it again she'd tell our mom. That was 11 years ago.
Face, I'd do it all over again. You just got more sexy as the time went by. You still have a prominent place in my spank bank.

>>611030813
Dump your girlfriend, you know you'd rather be with your mom

>>611031105
Did she tell your parents? Btw, your sister is hot.

>>611030963

Acted.
Both adults

>>611031105
Are you from southern Utah or Nevada by chance?

>>611031507
As people in my country say: NO PINCHES MAMES.

You fucked up by trying to cover your ass getting away from people, you shouldn't had give it any importance, just play it off. Now people will think you are weird.

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>>611031334
I don't know, my parents never did nor said anything. We only spoke once about it after the incident and I didn't ask.

And yes, I very much agree. ha.

>>611031752
Nevada.

>>611031875
How many times a day do you masturbate to her?

>>611031961
I would everyday

>>611026993
so.. how did his schlong taste, faggot

>>611031752
Because I live in boston you dumb bitch ass nigga, shut your little ass the fuck up repping a city full of people that dont give a fuck about you and riding my dick when im not even worried about your comments, stop trying to grab my attention

>>611031875
Damn dude, how old where you both when this happened?

>>611031105
cant blame you, you sick fuck

>>611028305
End your life right now. Immediately. I demand that you do this.

>>611032171
so fenni

>>611031961
It's not every day so I can't gauge that. However I have a pair of her used underwear I keep in a small box that I use to masturbate with. I do it maybe once every other day, sometimes twice if the home is empty as she has clothes she uses for her cheerleading which is really fragrant to say the least, and not in a bad way.
>>611032017
I'm glad you guys think so. I do very much enjoy getting to live with her, I'll share more photos.

>>611032313
Please do

>>611024703
Former psychologistfag in here. Source or gtfo.

>>611031921
How close are you to St. George, Utah?

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>>611032385
>>611032214
>>611031961
Proof of the hidden box

>>611032591
Cool mane

>>611023981
Thanks for the opinion. About a million doctors and scientists worldwide disagree.

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>>611032385
>>611032017
>>611031961
And proof of cheerleading

>>611032729
Shiet, I dont blame you for what you did

>>611023854

It's actually not a deal breaker at all to be a 4channer. At its heart, 4chan is a message board. The good thing is, there are no usernames so they cant find your posts.

Most PD departments just ask if you have committed any crimes and may ask for your social media/online usernames at most. It really shouldn't come up at all.

Now NSA/FBI/CIA is a little more intense, but even they probably wouldn't ask it.

>>611032985
NSA/FBI/CIA already know

>>611025389

Were you angry? Scared? If it didn't come out yet, all evidence of it happening is long gone and obviously the kid has no clue it was you. Any witnesses would have come forward.

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>>611032564
Not sure.
>>611032208
I was 15/16, her age as also 15/16. She was still incredibly gorgeous.
>>611032823
Glad you think that. It still bugs me like a little cloud over my head, but I don't regret it at the same time, I masturbate to the thought I actually got to feel her with my hands and my dick in between her, even if she had her leggings on.

>>611026097

EMT don't get paid very much and the job is very stressful. Sure, it is exciting as hell, but also very frustrating, sad, and fucked up.

I respect the hell out of EMT's. It's not a job I could ever do. They save more lives than doctors and get paid less than orderlies.

>>611033266
Shit dude, it must suck being atracted to your own sister. My family is so fucking big I want to fuck half of my cousins and aunts.

>>611026993

That is pretty gay of you, but 16 is usually morally acceptable. As long as you aren't planning on being a politician I wouldn't worry about it.

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>>611033475
It does. Some people who I mention all this to call me lucky. It really isn't fun. Seeing her in her cheer uniforms, or seeing her or giving her a hug after a work out and seeing spandex shorts on her, or if she's in the other room and thinking how she might completely naked or masturbating kills me. It tears me apart. And closest I can get to her is her underwear and photos and the thought of that night.

Destroyed an original manuscript to an unpublished story by H. P. Lovecraft. I heard the Derleth estate got wind of it and were claiming ownership and were gonna send the cops, but it was for nothing because it turned out they didn't know who had it. The story was never transcribed so unfortunately it's lost forever.

>>611028305

Holy fuck is it summer already? How fucking new can you be? Its called a meme you fuckwad.

Captcha:
Select all bread below. A sample image is on the right.

>>611033782
Have you ever tried putting a camera on her room?

>>611025133
Dude that's Ruff*, I'm so sorry for your loss

Fixed it for you

>>611029440

The only "real" incest I have seen in real life is step-siblings fooling around and YOUNG kids like 5-12 fooling around.

Never seen any real incest beyond that, I would think it has to start young to really have a chance as you age. If you didn't fool around as kids, don't expect it as teens or adults.

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>>611033891
I've thought of it but have been afraid to take initiative after the past incident, if she found it, she could expose me, and I fear that so much.

>>611023305

Yeh right

How would they know? Are IPs logged?

>>611034093
Buy a spy camera, leave it on her room a whole day and when she isnt there go to retrieve it.

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>>611034049
THIS exactly!! It seems incest relationships begin at young ages, and a close age bracket. Otherwise every incest story I've read is obvious fiction.

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>>611034282
I could.

>>611021467
When I was 14 I used to make shitty autistic videos on youtube. despite this, I had a decent following of a couple hundred subscribers. I closed the account and made a new one with significantly less autistic material but im afraid one of my old fans might find it.

>>611030813

Dude everyone has linked porn to people in their life. You reacted wrong unfortunately. By deleting facebook and ignoring him, you basically admitted you were looking at that porn.

If it ever happens again, just own it and act like "haha how fucked up is this?" If anyone ever asks about it, just say you wanted to gross him out you thought it would be funny but your account got banned for it thats why you were never on facebook anymore.

I used to know a chick long before anonymous/4chan/getting porn from strangers was easy and I had only my real identity. I tried very hard to get someone I knew to send me her dirty panties. She never did- we lost contact after a long and deep friendship and I often wonder if she ever wised up to the fact that I was just a fucking creep trying to get her underwear to masturbate with.

>>611028783
>>611030654
>>611032257
>>611033811
Falling for this level of bait.

>>611034414
I feel you

>>611030435
this

>>611023854

> I want to become a cop
> Browses /k/

If your from America, I think you're gonna become one hell of an officer

>>611034405
Do it. Those things are not expensive.

>>611033093

NSA is the only ones who would possibly know. FBI and CIA simply don't operate like that.

>>611025389
>turning fruits into vegetables

>>611023854
>I want to be a cop
>I browse /k/
"I want to make the headlines for shooting a black kid with my state-issued firearm"

>>611034524

>2015
>Doesn't know about summerfags
>Thinks every newfag is bait

>>611035096
I refuse to believe someone like that could come here.

I....I...I...am lochness. Want tree fiddy.

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>>611035096
>2015
>thinks summer is coming
Bananas have plagued this site for so long that people don't realize that summer isn't coming... summer never left.

>>611035311
>>611035366
checked

>>611035096
>mfw you think that because summerfags exist this one person has to be a summerfag
>fucking new fag

>>611033790
If you're telling the truth. You are the biggest fucking scumbag shitcunt to ever exist. Fuck you.

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I once started browsing /b/

Thats it

>>611035435
>mfw we don't have faces

>>611034405
>>611034405
It's not worth risking your relationship with your sister and your parents for some jack off footage. They'd never look at you the same again. It'll be found eventually.

>>611035527
It wont be found if he keeps it for himself and he plans what to do. But yes, it is pretty risky.

>>611035527
said no penis ever.

>>611035527
OP here, that's why I made this Thread... you know that for now you are safe... but maybe some day will come back to your life...

>>611035392

Are you mentally retarded? Every year 4chan gets a new crop of summerfags who just turned 18 and are legally allowed to browse here. If that didn't happen, everyone here would eventually die and 4chan would close.

>>611035694
Another way to keep it from being found is to film some shit and then uninstall it.

>>611035435
Jesus Christ you're autistic
>>611035392
This

>>611021467
Had sex with two men (one of which twice) while with my current girlfriend.

>>611034405
No more of your sister :(

It isn't morality that stops me from raping women, but laws. I have consciously thought about it, when it was literally on my doorstep, but decided it wasn't worth the legal recourse, or the work to dispose of the body.

>>611036602
Do it.

>>611035953
I doubt half of the people here are 18. It wouldn't be as bad if they were actual weaboos and nerds who were talented with shit like photoshop or at least funny but they're all just edgy retards

>>611035953
and I am saying that this place has been absolute shit since doge was spammed. I'll bet that this summer you won't see a difference in the amount of bananas ruining YLYL threads. This place is ruined.

>>611036811
True.

This thread is making me laugh uncontrollably and I'm not even sure why

>>611035467
>>611033790
I hope you were telling the truth, Lovecraft is shit anyway. But you're lying

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>>611025088
well at least you got dubs so you got something to be happy about

>>611037035
Because you are high

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>>611021467
I threw a boomerang once.
Shit never came back. Can't sleep or I'm fucking dead...

>>611036602

Ok? That's like 20% of men dude. That's the point of laws. Of course men would want to rape women if there was no legal recourse. Not every man, obviously, but many.

This thread is making me want to grope my sister and I'm not even sure why

>>611021467
>have some serious diarrhea
>fuckit, still go out for some drinking
>met with some friends, we grabbed some rum and some vodka
>have some fun, blah blah
>get fucking smashed
>feel the rumbling in my stomach
>ohshit.jpg
>huge diarrhea shit is making its way through
>wheredoigowheredoigo
>no toilet anywhere
>well i did not think about that beforehand
>fuck it
>pull down pants
>shit with one half of my ass on a fence
>pull the other cheek away for minimum shitstains on my ass
>blow a massive load of liquid shit on the fence
>the smell almost made me unconscious
>the shit drips down the fence and lands on the ground made of rocks
>oh my god
>its actually a fence to a allotment garden
>no toilet paper, no hankies
>use that standard paper i had in my bag from work (working in an office) to wipe my ass
>call a taxi
>sit in taxi, the smell from my pants is awful
>tip him 50% and get off
>take a shower and vomit because of smell
>go to bed and sleep for 18 hours straight

Worst night of my life.

>>611037414
SHIEET

>>611037520
Because it's fucking hot.

>>611025088
You're stuuuuuuuppppiiiiid.

If its true ofc

>>611025088
You dun goofed

>>611030813
first of all tell him it was another guy on your facebook. and if this doesnt help, tell him you wanted to shock him. that always helps.

>>611037566

How could that come back to haunt you or anything? It's some fucking poo. Everyone would think it was hilarious and awesome if they ever found out about it.

>>611037168
this whole crusade about gender and non gender and all that- I don't understand it because I'm from a simpler time, but I don't claim to be an opponent of other ways of thinking. But the minute that this stuff starts trying to alter the gender structure of living languages like French, Russian and Spanish and god knows how many other languages that use gender, I'm going to go buy an unregistered gun and start shooting people.

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>>611037566
>same situation as you
>throw out idea we should eat before we drink
>end up at a denny's
>destroy that toilet
>go out drinking no problem
gotta plan ahead my friend

18 yrs old, abused growing up by my mother, left home living on my own she shows up, massive shit fight she leaves
Mental break, see red so angry want to kill the bitch wake up next day outside in park blood on me clothes
Not mine, still to this day no repurcussions
The day of that cunts funeral im having a party and you cunts are invited

>>611037566
Interesting. Tell me more about your daily activities!

>>611037566
Fucking kek

>>611038067
its just.. man the poor owner of that little garden.
next day was pretty sunny, so the smell must have been more awful than the night before.

i really feel like that he had a pretty shitty day back then

>>611030138
I've had dreams where the cops would be chasing me while i had a dead body in the trunk. Shit like that happens.

>>611025088

Leave town you dumb fuck. At minimum he will jump you and beat the shit outta you if he ever sees you alone. God forbid he sees you with a girl and decided to beat the fuck out of both of you.

If you are serious, just leave. Sorry man, you fucked up, now deal with it. By running away.

You have family somewhere else? Just tell them you accidentally bumped into a cartel member while shopping and spilled his drink and he said you were a dead man. They will let you live with them.

>>611025088
My dad once did that.

He just played it off with them, acted like he was a friend of them and gave them money to buy beer. That shit actually worked.

I left my gate open and my dog got out, dad then tells me he got hit. Still alive but he's mangled. Dies shortly after. I cried

>>611039123
I'm the guy who didnt get his dog on time to the vet.

I feel you man, losing a dog is like losing a family member if you are really close to them.

>Killed a few sandniggers back in MeS
>no regret.bat

>>611039461
Ok

I cheated with my ex after she slipped me some ecstacy. Im married and have been for 5 years, only reason i know she drugged me was because my friend saw her give me the ecstacy, i was blackout drunk. I pray to god i brought condoms

>>611038274
>never smoked a joint or anything
>really want to try it
>(inb4 lelele 420 blazeit!!1!)
>just hit 22 back then, so not edgy teenager
>ask a friend of mine to let me try it
>we meet up and sit on a bench on a graveyard
>he rolls it up
>blazeitfaggot.jpg
>moving around because its cold outside
>have a lot of fun for like 20 mins
>sit back down on said bench
>hey anon, you wanna roll another one? i asked
>yeah sure
>next one
>dose is waaay harder than the one before
>not so funny
>sit on that bench for 30 minutes, almost did not move
>feel my pulse everywhere, even in my toes
>everything that touches my body feels like sandpaper
>have some weird itching in my neck and to reach it i almost snapped my neck
>friend suggested me to move a little bit around
>i guess hes right
>get up
>nopenopenope.jpg
>vomit the shit out of myself
>thank god i had chili con carne, because it FUCKING BURNED
>he drives me home
>theres a rock next to my garage just big enough to lie on
>stay there for the next 3 hours and sleep
>so ashamed that my gf would find out what i did

>>611039461
>gorilla warfare

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>be me
>at a party I was invited to
>everyone's wearing leather
>find out they're hells angels
>friend has many friends in gang
>was not aware
>see one girl drunk as fuck and we keep looking at each other
>friend tells me that's Brandon's GF
>Brandon is apparently a leader figure, sells lots of drugs, has a gun etc
>his gf keeps looking at me
>she sits next to me
>"you know, brandon's down stairs and he treats me like shit"
>she puts her hand on my dick
>we end up fucking

next day my friend tells me brandon knows. this happened yesterday.

This thread is making me lose hope on humanity and I'm not even sure why

>>611040129
Go back to reddit

>>611039123

I once met a single mom, redneck poor ghetto trash, but trying to be a good person. She got her son a puppy for Christmas, very cut dog. Within 3 months they had left the front door open, puppy ran out, and the mom's boyfriend backed over it in his truck.

It was stick alive and they didn't have a gun, so the boyfriend stabbed it to death to stop it from suffering because it was so mangled.

Fucking horrifying. The worst I saw in person was a cat that got ran over by a car. The back half of its body was crushed, and it was trying to attack anyone who came near it so nobody could help it.

I'm sick to my stomach just thinking about it.

The world is such a shitty place sometimes.

Simple accidents lead to death way too easily.

There was this family I knew who was going on a road trip. Got tons of stuff strapped to roof. Going over a bridge something falls off so they pull over to get it.

8 year old boy says dont worry dad I got it. Jumps out of car, runs right in front of semi truck and literally explodes right in front of entire family. I don't know how you get over something like that.

>>611040121
fuuuuuuuck

>>611040121
>ded.jpg

>>611039783

You shouldn't have been in a situation where being slipped ecstasy leads to sleeping with your ex. If your wife doesn't know, you need to come clean. If she finds out later from someone else, its going to be even worse.

>>611039783
>friend saw her slip drugs to you
>didn't stop you from making a mistake
he's not a good friend. It sounds like he was either in on it or wanted some blackmail to hang over your head.

Who knows, he could be fucking your wife right now, after having told her what he saw.

>>611040121

How fucking stupid can a person be? Hopefully they just beat you up a little bit and you learn a lesson.

>>611034282
Then post to /b/

>>611040121
Angels don't drink.what a Fucking lying cunt you are, you've been to some pseudo tunnel snakes party you cockgobbling faggot

>>611040576

Exactly. How can you be in a situation where you are slipped drugs and nobody is around to stop you from sleeping with your ex? Doesn't add up. Either you wanted to cheat, or your "friend" was in on it.

>>611040781

>2014
>Still doesn't know what the Blood of Christ is
>Claims to be edgy atheist
> Hasn't studied religion

I just remembered something.. i used to be on a forum where i once talked about that i would bang my niece if i could... Few weeks later.my.stepdad, found it on the internet. He was.a.fucking asshole and told my mom. LUckily they didn't tell the niece.

I frequently visit my niece, but sometimes it's like she wants IT more than i do. I'm kinda over her luckily

>>611040922
>2000 +17 -2
>being that much of a nig
>well played doe sir

>>611041098
How old are you both?

since there seems to be an anon who knows a thing or two about biker gangs, let me ask this:

I was on vacation with some friends and rolling by a rest stop when literally every single biker in a group of at least 30 looked me straight in the eye and gave a nod. I'll admit some days I do have a typical biker look, but I was in a very small car.

I've gotten one or two nods from various people, but these guys looked like they knew some shit was up. Am I overthinking it or are they coming for my ass

>>611041234
The flying fuck are you talking about anon.
You were just looking like a biker that's all.
You may wear a watermelon helmet and every nig will nod at you

>>611040576
Fuck ive always known he wasnt a good friend, mightve even given her the damn ecstacy. I know he isnt fucking my wife because She hates his guts, and i have faith in her. But fuck i know its probably for blackmail, the damn nigger always asks for shit

>>611040250
That's why we should ban guns...

>>611041736
Mods!

>>611041098

Damn that is rough.
I used to babysit for this guy when I was like 15, and when his kids went to bed I could use the internet (high speed internet at home was still pretty rare).

I used to look at so much fucked up porn and download 15-17 year old porn non stop on P2P programs like kazaa and limewire. I probably sucked ass at hiding my tracks. Luckily nobody ever confronted me about it.

One time I found the guys home porno tape and while I watched it, I stuck my dick in between his two mattresses and fucked it til I came. I hope he never found that but obviously he probably did.

Also one time found 3 large duffle bags full of pot in their room. Their bedroom door was closed and they never normally closed it, so of course I snooped. I was scared as fuck to touch it because I didn't want hells angels wondering who touched their shit. He wasn't HA, but thats obviously who it belonged to.

They recommended me to a few other drug dealer families and I found all of their home pornos too. I think they figured it out though cuz the other families only used me like 2 times. I didn't hide my tracks well I was a kid.

>>611041234

You are over thinking it.

Did you do something to piss them off? No.

Unless you steal from them, deal drugs in their territory, fuck their wives/girlfriends, mess with their kid, damage their property, or threaten them, they aren't going to mess with you.

You think biker gangs want any extra heat on them? Of course not.

>>611041736
>That's why we should ban guns...
>we should ban guns
>ban guns
>guns
Yeah right mane

>share room with sister
>she starts having sleeping problems
>starts taking pills to help her sleep
>once shes asleep the drugs take over and shes guaranteed out for 8 hours
>use that time to grope every part of her body
>one night try to get a finger in her pussy
>manage to get the panties out the way
>her pussy feels wet and my finger slides right in
>get scared and aroused thinking she's been conscious the whole time and is actually getting moist
>pull finger out
>period blood
>fuck that
>fix her clothes and go back to bed

>>611042123
FUCKING KEK

>>611042110
hey it pleases me to know they don't give a fuck and were just giving me a pleasant nod.

Next time 30 people walk past you in a line and greet you with a hello, see how normal you act.

I'm fairly paranoid in the first place.

>>611041177
She's 26 and i'm 22.

>be me playin da vidya with sis
>get ideas from 4chan cause used it back then
>playin sonic or some shit
>kick her ass she admits defeat on xbox
>she sits on me after losing
>says some japanese shit idk what it was
>i throw her to couch she looks at me
>throbbing boner dont know what do
>kiss her, she thrusts forward
>hold hand take her to my room
>says no one can know about this
>taks off clothes tits are huge
>sucks cock until she can't breath
swallows it all... never happens again

My reason for incest being good.

>>611042764
Doesnt seem so wrong

constantly looking at incest porn, used to molest little sister and brother. im suicidal because of it I hate having these sick urges also seeing a lot of pedo shit online without covering my tracks being dumb basically.

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>>611042764
TAP DAT SHIT SON

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>>611042123
Hahahaha