Obviously blackmail her for more you idiot

Get more

Reply "Well, will you swallow?

>>610960048
You're the samefag from the last thread trying to get laid. Fuck off.

Tell Greg

Mail of the black

>>610960365
reroll

>>610960048
Tell her "Dont worry, you are a human, and humans make mistakes." and delete the photo.

Eat some tortillas

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>>610960293
I just got on

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Send a pic of your benis.

If this is trips don't send this text, actually send a pic.

Trips get.

>>610960048
Ignore it. She looks fat and not worth the hastle of losing your best bud

>>610960591
rollerino

shes clearly into you, she did this on purpose you better fuck her.

>>610960591
roll

Send dick pic with caption:
"Want this in between those fat tits?"
777

>>610960658
Reroll

tell her breast is amazing, you always think about it but never wanted to say anything, and you hope that comment wont ruin anything

>>610960048
Fap furiously then delete it like any man of decent moral standing.

send fat pussy shot

Screenshot this thread and send

>>610960048
so why are you making these stupid threads, faggot?

>>610960779
So close. Reroll again

>>610960048
tell her to send more or you send it to greg

I won't tell Greg, but you said he was out for the night?..send more I'll keep quiet

i wont tell if you fuck me. come over right now and we can have rough sex

"Okay, as long as I can keep the picture hidden somewhere and jerk hard to it"

Send her your nasty balls again samefag

>>610960904
One last rewl

>>610960601
Reroll for this

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Send her a dick pic and ask for some head in exchange for your secrecy

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>>610960591
re rollling

>>610960591
ROLL

>>610960252
Reroll

>>610960937
roll

>>610960896
Wtf are you talking about

>>610960048
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life

>>610960970
One more

>>610960048
Be a good friend and tell/show him.

"send me more"
then send dick pic

>>610960771
This

>>610960591
this.

>>610961011
re roll and damn i almost got quads

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>>610960974
Reroll

Why would OP blackmail on text with 'paper trail'?

>>610961059
reroll

>>610960771
This but add.
"Because either that's happening or he sees this and I'll Photoshop your messages to sound like you're trying to seduce me"

>>610960910
Roll

>>610960642
>Colby
thats my dogs name...

are you a yorkie?

>>610960601
This

>>610961141
rroll

>>610960048
Throw up?

send her a pic of your cock

>>610961222
Winrar!

"It's fine, mistakes happen. Trust me, nobody understands better than I do. Have I ever told you about the time I accidentally sent a video of me cumming on a toddler's face to my mom? Rest assured, this'll stay our little secret. ;)"

>>610961222
winnar

>>610961099
reroll

>>610961222
Winrar

>>610960642
if you don't make her send you more, i will kill you with my bare hands.

>>610960252
rolling

>>610961222
winrar

>>610960591
Colby dont, rolling for this

>>610961059
noice, rolling for this

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>>610961222
winrar OP you must do it

>>610961222
OHH SHIT

>>610960591
I'll roll for this.

Cut your dick off and send her the pic, time stamped with sharpie in pooper

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>>610961222

I won't tell Greg, but you said he was out for the night?..send more I'll keep quiet(:

>>610960048
it wasnt a mistake. u know wat to do. tap dat

>>610961202
This

>>610960771
This again reroll

>>610961059
just do this op your thread is shit anyways

go to sleep

>>610960048
My friend's girlfriend "accidentally" did the same thing to me. So I sent her a picture of my dick.

Turns out, it wasn't an accident and we ended up fucking like crazy behind his back for about a year.

>>610961222
WINRAR!!!

>>610961222
holy shit winrar

>>610961411
WINRAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>610960048
Say those are nice, but you don't understand what it has to do about her cheating on him.

And then send the conversation to your friend.

>>610961452
Got a cool story for us? Not sarcasm.

>>610961222
winrar

newfags >>610960805

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>>610961222

>>610961496
u retarded?

>>610961496
Eh?

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>>610961496
Wat

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>>610961222

>>610961222
Ayy lmao

Why do people post in these fact ass fucking threads?

>>610961222
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>610960048
May as well show me your pussy.

>>610961669
OP DELIVEEEEEERED

>>610961669
THE NIGGER DID IT!!!

>>610961669
Nice

omgomgomgomg

>>610961669
> >>610961672
DO THIS OP

>>610961669
HAIL OP

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>>610961669
Nice.

>>610961669
hay guies, OP FUCKING DELIVRAR

>>610960048

Here's what you do. You send a pic of your dick. Then after about 5 minutes send her another text telling her "Oh shit! I sent that before I saw you had responded".

Wait to see what she says. If she says nothing then send another one and say "Look, I'm sorry lets just forget that this happened. I won't mention it to Greg. Welcome to the highlight reel though".

She's gonna ask what the highlight reel is and then you explain to her that every guy has a mental "highlight reel" of the sexiest stuff he's seen that he thinks about when he's horny and needs some relief and even though it was an accident she's going to be on yours from now on".

You'll be fucking her in a months time tops. She'll be thinking that you're beating off to her tits and it'll just stew there in the back of her mind.

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>>610961669
the only reason i come on 4chan. thank you.

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>>610961669
Fuck yes OP, you are the man, keep 'em coming.

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OP send pics of when u fuk da whale

>>610961669
I. Said. Rough. Sex.

>>610961777
wasted trips

>>610961844
winrar

Jami is fat. I hope you catch diabetes...

>>610961972
ROLL

>>610961777
winrar!!!

>>610961669
That moment when faggot OP is a little less faggot than normal.

>>610961844
DELIVER OP

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OP is a fag

>>610961777
Look at this drips!

Call her bluff. She wants the D

>>610961669
oh wow OP you are so.funny and.intelligent.. you send.sms.from textplus to your own cellphone

>>610961972
I like this one.

Aleast suck me off. Dick pic

>>610961452
Faggot. Go rediscover your soul or some shit.

>>610961669
Say goodbye to your friendship with your buddy.

>>610961669
tape everything and post on internet

>>610962079
Fuck off

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>>610961669
69 decides next
btw I would totally fuck Greg over to hit that

HES POSTING TWO THREADS!!! HES A PHONEY!!!!!

>>610962030
roll

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>>610960048
Wait didnt you literally just come out of a different thread claiming that Jami was some hot chick from your class who wanted to have coffee?

This guy is trollin up a storm over here

>>610960293
Yeah the one with "jami"

>>610962220
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>610960365
roll for this
If you're greg's friend you'll know this is the best option

>>610960048
OP you retarted mongloid.... When u try to bait /b/.. Change name of victim. Dont use the same fake ass as you just sended your hairy ballsack in previous thread

>>610962220
SCABBY DABBY DOO!!!

Dudes, this is fake as fuck. Same guy had a thread 20 mins ago about a girl from school coming to get copy, sent a really shit ballsack pic.

This knobjockey and his friend are trying again, but he hasn't changed the name of the contact. Jami, again, same as in last thread.

>>610962220
So it isn't like you don't want to? Come on.. it would be fun, greg would never need to know

>>610962220
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>610962369
winraaaaaaaaaaar

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>>610962235
HERES THE PIC

And me 30 secs away from sending this picture wouldn't destroy him?

>>610962220
I guess he'll be finding out that you voluntarily showed me your tits then.

>>610962220
Suck my dick or I screenshot This chat and send it to him

>>610962220
Then your pics are going on fb

>>610962369
WINRAR

>>610962220
and knowing about the pic will also destroy him, at least he won't know about this if you agree

>>610962235
it's so obvious look at all these new fags

>>610962220
how about one more pic and i promise not to tell him

>>610962220
Funny how she didn't say she wouldn't want to fuck you. Just what it would do to bitchboi Greg

Send me a full body shot and I'll think about not telling him..And you at least owe me a blow job.

>>610962220
SHUT UP BITCH AND COME HERE OR I WILL GO THERE IN 20 MINUTES

>>610962369
DELIVER OP WINRAR

>>610962369
Holy fucking shit

I almost don't want this because I want more from this thread.

Ive seen the boobs. Let me see that pussy

>>610962376
Especially something so obvious. That white trash spelling of jami is bait with flashing lights and an alarm

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Same faggot with the hairy balls from earlier

>>610962220
So you are saying no? I'm sending the pic to him then...

>>610962573
DELIVER

>>610962220
Okay then ill show him the picture

fuck, winrar is stupid

>>610962220
Oh well. Since you didn't listen to me the first time... First send a picture of your pussy, then get your ass over here!

it wouldn't destroy greg as much as i would DESTROY YOU

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>>610962369
kek.jpeg

>>610962794
Roll

>>610962369
Holy fuck winrar

>>610962220
yeah right..

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NEW FAGS ARE NEW FAGS

IGNORE SHIT WINRAR

ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY ABANDON THREAD OP IS GAY

>>610962459
Roll for this. Winrar is shit.

>>610962220
Say if she doesn't you'll black mail her and tell greg that you and his wife have been cheating for a while

>>610962369
either this or at least navy seal copypasta lol

>>610960048

that picture looks like jabba the hutt with bug eyes

>>610962924
Roll

>>610960048
Can you post the tits fullres? Would love to save

If it wasn't meant for you op, and it wasn't meant for her bf, she's already fucking cheating on him. Fuck her, post pics. Don't be a pussy

>>610962369
Rolle for this

The newfag is strong with this one

Blackmail that bitch to high holy hell for some pussy

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>>610960191
>>610960237
>>610960252
>>610960551
>>610960591
>>610960658
>>610960677
>>610960771
>>610960817
>>610960853
>>610960869
>>610960904
>>610960905
>>610961912
>>610961930
>>610962924
>>610962891
>>610962794
>>610962697
You all must be new

>>610961059
Reeeeerollin

Ask her who the photo was meant for, and if she says greg say, but c is nowhere near g in the alphabet

>>610961546
Not really. It was random while I was at work. I figured it was safe to send a picture back because she begged me not to tell him. I was like, "now we're even."

We ended up texting a bunch. Then I said that I'd rather see her tits in person. She said she'd rather see my dick in person, too. My friend lived with me at the time so she practically lived there too. Next time we were home alone, she flashed me. I got an instant boner and whipped it out to show her.

She grabbed my dick, so I grabbed her tits. Then she pushed me back a few steps into a chair, using my dick as a handle. She dropped to her knees and deep throated me like a pro. When I came, she put me between her tits and I blew all over her chest, face and neck.

After that, we'd just randomly fuck. She'd sneak into my room when my friend left for work and she'd ride me hard.

Sometimes I'd be watching TV and I'd pull myself out and start masturbating in front of her. So she'd come over and straddle me in the recliner.

Sometimes I'd walk into the kitchen and find her bent over the counter with her skirt pulled up, just waiting for me to come in and fuck her hard.

It was a great year. No strings attached, amazing sex. He never found out and they eventually broke up. I'm still good friends with him haha.

>>610961207
>2015
>not yorkie yet

>>610960668
Definitely roll for this. Not worth it

Send a dickpic.

>>610960658
Please tell me who that girl is

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But what if we threesome?

>>610963690
This. She can't possibly have sent it by accident, so call her out on it and insist on getting straight to the point.

>>610964302
This

>>610963690
No, but it's pretty close on a QWERTY keyboard. Dumbass.

>>610963764
your a horrible fucking person, kill yourself. i hope i never meet someone as shitty as you in my entire life

>>610964302
Rawling

>>610960048
tell me how she "accidentally" sent this to you? Is your name like GregB or Grey or something right next to it?

>>610964531
>butthurt cuck/10 detected

Tell her greg and everyone on Facebook, Twitter are gonna see that pic if she doesn't fuck you

>>610962369
any fucking day now

But if you don't have sex with me, I'll send everyone you know this pic...

>>610964615
Fuck off, newfag. His name is literally in his second post. Please kindly off yourself.

>>610962369
Holy shiet

>>610964698
nah. that's just a literally horrible thing to do to a friend.

>>610964923
As opposed to figuratively? Idiot.

>>610964884
yeah I didn't read the thread before posting, that's how I roll.

Also what kind of shit name is Colby?

>>610960048
Charge your phone fag

>>610964923
>implying
The chick was a slut anyways

>>610962369
Any century now...

>>610965277
lurk more faggot.

or kill yourself... that would be better

>>610964923
I'm tired of people not understanding what the word literally means. It's not a fucking word you use for emphasis you dumb fuck.

>>610964698
i dont think you know what cuck means..

>>610965591
This

Blackmail her for sex.

>>610965591
Literally this.

>>610965764

>>610965591
This.
I literally get super annoyed when I see that.

Is OP fucking her or still typing?

>>610960591
This

tell greg

Post a thread on 4chan asking what do.

>>610965591
>>610965764
>>610965859
>>610966081
how to piss off virgins on the internet

I bet those tits are fake!

>>610966320
This

>>610966519
Said the virgin

Can someone sum this up please. Or link pics

ANY ONE ELSE NOTICE TIME FROM MESSAGES WAS WAY OFF

>>610966772
Said the virgin

Rolling.

Masturbate and cum over the picture on your phone.

Use another phone to take a picture of the mess and send it back to her.

>>610964531
It's just sex. I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like I tried to get them to break up. What he didn't know won't hurt him. I gave her regular orgasms and she was happier. She started giving him blow jobs more often and doing nice things for him.

If anything, I was doing something nice for him.

I'd pump her full of cum almost daily because she had an IUD. She had a gangbang fantasy. So sometimes she'd time it and fuck me like 20 minutes before he was scheduled to get home. So I'd fill her up, and 10 minutes later I'd hear her fucking him in his room.

We'd cut it really close sometimes. Fucking right in front of the front window of the house so we could look for him pulling into the driveway. I remember getting kinda nervous about that haha. Once was so close, that I was busting inside her as he walked by the window. Totally oblivious that I was railing her like 12 inches away behind a thin piece of glass and a curtain. She loved having her pussy full.

>>610966861
You're new to this thread, there's a reason for that...shut the fuck up

>>610962079
choke on a ballsack

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>>610965591
um
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/literally