Dildomort!

>>610957925
Bird

tits or gtfo

>>610957925
first rule of 4chan for femanons you know the drill.

>>610957925
Gnome.

Surfin'

>>610957925

tits or gtfo.

> mfw my post is a super complex joke on three levels and only a few will get it

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>>610958396
>>610958402


there has been a shocking amount of non-compliance lately. Punishment must be exatced

what the fuck are you

>>610958396
>>610958402
Please no. I don't want to see that thing's tits. Please quit asking guys.

>>610958396
>>610958402
>>610958609

You newfags. That's not how it works. We're naming the bird, not giving the femanon attention.

Call him clover.

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>>610958609
the first is the meme
the second is the bird species already identified in your post (tit mouse)
the 3rd is the fact that you could potentially get '29', and thus your recommendation for a name is actually "tits" or "gtfo"

im really high and went into your brain to pull this information out. also dubs

That could be a fledgling crow. Unless you're willing to give it a lot of attention, it will wreck your house. Just feed it and let it fly away.

Wild birds don't usually bite. That bird looks young so it might take awhile to get used to flying. I find baby birds flapping on the ground in my yard all the time. I usually take them in for a few hours to rest and then release them.

>>610957925
name it dubs

>>610958810

newfags gonna newfag.

OP, name him "titsorgtfo".

>>610959191
rerollan

>>610959070
That's not a titmouse. I feed titmice in my yard all the time. They're gray, and they have a crest.

>>610959274

>>610959070

ding ding ding

i hoped it amused your high brain a bit

rollinnn

>>610957925
paint the fucking bird with lipstick and give it a nice whore dress

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anybody read scifi? The last 5 books I've read have been shit. What's good? Not terribly interested in a 7 book saga

>>610958678
fuck you
rule 1

>>610959366

>>610959532
reroll

Steve

>>610959532
this

>>610959345

feeding birds? what kidn of a huge faggot are you?

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eat it like this

Qi-Chawn

Bird

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Here is a closeup of the bird. Anyone know what species it might be?

Cuntface McNiggerDick

>>610959587
fuck yeah rolling for Steve

>>610958810
bird i don't see any bird, or it slang for dick and op is a tranny?
someone post the infograph of how women take pictures and i'll show you a bird

>>610957925
where is the bird?

>>610959587
Rolling

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>>610957925
First of all, I want you. I want you bad.

Secondly, if I get the 29, name the bird ABRAXAS.

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>>610959551
Try these two. I quite liked them.

rollan
>>610959563

>>610960118
>>610960120

Blindfags detected.

Call it Hitler

Honey

>>610959960
ootypooty the bird

DRESS THE BIRD LIKE A LITTLE WHORE IT IS AND BATHE IT IN SEEDS

>>610960188
checking & rollin

Honey, again

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>>610957925
Europeon Starling is what you have there. I have one and its the chillest pet ever.

also name it Dicktits

>>610960349
rerolin

>>610957925
Name it "Tits".

PissFlaps O'fuckerNugget

Faggot muffin

>>610960368

nigger

>>610960671
cmon

>>610960303
reroll

"I din do nuffin the bird"

>>610960611
>PissFlaps O'fuckerNugget

take revealing pictures of the birds gender and make tiny panties

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>>610960475
>birds
>pets
Wtf is wrong with you retards? That bird is miserable as fuck. Birds are meant to fly in flocks not live in your neck beard bedroom

>>610959854
I like to watch birds while I sit on the porch and smoke. I routinely have visits from seven different cardinals, lots of titmice, purple finches, scarlet tanagers, a pair of downy woodpeckers, a pair of bluejays, a pair of mockingbirds, goldfinches, and three different white breasted nuthatches. I like the nuthatches the best. They just run up and down the tree almost defying gravity. They're pretty little bluebirds.

Faggot Hitler

PissFlaps The Bird

>>610957925
you think you still don't have to go by the rules just because you have a bird?

TITS or GTFO!

Giga Nigga

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>>610959532
>>610960349
>>610960851

>>610960759

Starscream

>>610961027
so close, rolling again

Sneaky Dickgrabber

>>610959587
Roll for Steve

>>610960922
>Dogs are meant to roam in packs
>Cats are meant to hunt in prodes

Go be a dumbcunt somewhere else, faggot.

niggercum

>>610960475
Those things can be pretty mean, and they eat a lot. They can demolish a suet brick in a day, whereas it takes nuthatches maybe a week to do that. I wish I could get rid of them. I don't want to shoot them, even if it is legal.

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POE

Hellraiser

Adolf

"Chris Hansen"

Honey.

Filthy gothic whore, if i win that will be your new name not the bird.

>>610961263
reroll

>>610961008
Please don't ask for tits. I don't want to see that.

"if the holocaust actually happened, it would have been hilarious."

>>610961321
Gothic? That's a radical feminist, not a goth.

Pig

"The whitest thing I've ever seen, the bird"

Name it fucking Steve

Hellraiser!

>>610961361

>>610961197
Dogs will die in the wild fucking retard

Ever hear of demosticated

Name it Donrob the Robot

Bugga Boom Snicker Snoom
Bubba for short

analcocking

>>610961152
>>610961152
get

Putin

The word

>>610961425
"If the Holocaust had actually happened, it would have been hilarious."

OR

"If the Holocaust happened, it was hilarious."

FTFY

I don't understand why people can't into conditional statements anymore.

Hitler dindonuffin

birt

Nici

Mr. Chicken Dinner

Adolf

DONATE TWO DOLLARS AND SAVE A YOUNG VILLAGE OGRE FROM SLAVERY TODAY

>>610961694
rerawl

Anal Pagan

>>610961550

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Name it "Weakling"

Jazz

>>610961830
reroll

>>610961786
rrrr-r-r--rrolling

>>610961827
reroll

Dickbird

Bachschijew

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>>610961230
In the wild they do take over other birds nests and destroy their eggs. they are also known to actually destroy the other birds eggs, lay their eggs in the nest, and then trick the other bird into feeding its young

but my starling is wicked cool and literally is with me ALL the time. even outside. chills with me everywhere.

i am a huge faggot please rape my face

Pedaphne

>>610961436
Naah both are bad. Soo doesnt matter.

reroll this
>>610961827

Jar Jar

>>610961823

>>610957925
COCKFAG

>>610961830
rawlin

Diggna

Chicka Boom

>>610961827
rolllin

>>610961694
>>610961694

>>610961830
rollerino

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>>610957925

Stefanie

Huhu na du

Septamus Maximus Chikunus

>>610961387
>Please don't ask for tits. I don't want to see that.
>I don't want to see that.
>I don't want
buuh fucking hoo, tits or gtfo.

rollingzz for pidgeotto

IstDasEinTennisball?

>>610961830
reroll #2

>>610957925
Pikachu

FELCHER

Hdibxjtdbj
> 29 get

WHY HAS NO ONE NAMED THE BIRD YET
CALL IT MOOT

albus

Jabba The Butt

name it "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

ayy lmao

>>610961830
Third street rerolls

>>610962290
REROLL

Cmon, OP. At least let the next dubs name the bird.
if get, name it dubs

Pepe

David cuntiard

Boot scoot

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Weakling

>>610961830
rollinglino

cuntface

Fefe (pronounced like "thief" but with an 'f' sound)

>>610962429
winrar

>>610962429
Winrar

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>>610962429
WINRAR

>>610962429
winrar

>>610962429
winar

>>610962466
name it seven

>>610962429
winrar nici huso

>>610962429
winrar

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>>610962429
we have a Winrar

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>>610962429

No 29 yet lmao. Name it mayonnaise

Dye its feathers red

What a fucking waste!

Rollin for dubs after the 29 get.

Take a pic of it in between your tits.
Nipples included.

buy it a tophat

>>610962444
Trap trips checked

>>610962725
>>610962429
O shit nvm. Dress him up in a little party hat/sombrero bc everyone has one ofc.

>>610962860
Rerollin dubs.

>>610962860
this

>>610962944
Trap dubs checked

>>610962860
This.

>>610962999
will trips do?

>>610962860
OP pls

>>610962999
Trips have spoken.

wasted good dubs
if dubs get, make it a hat out of paper.

>>610959960
Starling, no doubt

Make him a hat with his name on

>>610962860
do it, do it now

>>610962860
OP, this, we need to see them tits

>>610962860
this op

>>610962242
Although I would love to see OP's tit's, she's not attention-whoring.

Roll for Adolph Cheepler

>>610962860
rerawlin

>>610962860
rolling for the cause

>>610962860
roll for this

>>610962860
dubs get

>>610962860
if dubs op must delivar

>>610961700
You're an idiot.

Make him a cape

>>610962860
i need this

rawlin for the hat
>>610963151

Mike

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>>610960475
So you think they make good pets, then? He's sweet enough i'd consider keeping him. My boss runs a bird rescue on the side, so I could always give him to my job.

>>610961436
>feminist
lol, no. Goth is more accurate.


OK i think this bird is dying guys

make him a godamn pimp ass house

>>610957925
a smoking picture plz

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>>610959960
European starling, invasive species fucks up native birds by taking food, kill it.

>>610962860
TITS OR GTFO. I WANT TO SEE THAT BIRD ACCIDENTALLY FLY INTO YOUR CEILING FAN AND HAVE ITS BRITTLE SKULL CAVE IN IMMEDIATELY YOU FUCKING WHOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >:OOOOOOOOOOO
POST TITS NOW OR GTFO U LIMEY FUCKING KUNT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU OR THAT BIRD, WE JUST WANT YOU TO POST YOUR NAKED FUCKING TITS NOW GODDAMN IT

if dubs, make it a cape, and color it red

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;___;
WAT DO I DO I THINK ITS DYING

>>610964147
this, roll for it

>>610959960
That is a starling, an invasive species from Great Britain. Take it outside and stomp on it.

>fucking idiots naming environmentally disastrous invasive species

>>610964233
take him to the reascu thing you mentioned cunt

>>610963871
is that shit on your shoulders?

>>610964233
put....put it in your vagina..

>>610964082
This

>>610963871
oh jesus, in this photo youre actually hideous.
nevermind. idc if you post tits or not. leaving thread now.

>>610960188


thank you Mr Smythe

>>610964147
this, also make it a hat

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>>610964233
IT DIED BECAUSE OF THE NAME YOU GAVE IT

>>610961945
that is a brown headed cow bird you are describing

>>610964233
piss on it

>>610964500
WINRAR

>>610964500
DUBS

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>>610964233
>>610964233
>>610964233

>>610964233
fuck it

>>610964233
BAPTIZE IT BEFORE IT DIES IF YOU WANT JESUS TO TAKE IT TO HEAVEN.

>>610964233
Start making a little bird coffin for it. It looks dead already, femanon.

>>610964233
Dead bird between tits. Nipples included cuz you look like a smart ass.

>>610964233
bbq!

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>>610964350
my nigga

if dubs, you will make a coffin that says "SATAN 666" on it.

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>>610964233
end it all, hold it under some water until the bubbles stop...

>>610964500
winrar

>>610964500
red cape and hat, coming right up.

;__;

>>610964405
kek

>>610964082
/thread

>>610964900
winrar!

>>610964900
winrar

>>610964900
WINNER
OP must deliver

>>610964900
atleast we know how the birds coffin will be now

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>>610964900
Well played

>>610964233
is david kill?

>>610965009
>>610965014
>>610965019
>>610965080

in case you didn't notice
>>610964500

>>610964427
Disagree. Would pleasure orally.

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>>610965225
called dubs and uncalled dubs is different shit nigga

>>610964500
>>610964900

do both of these OP

>>610965418
this

>>610957925
OP
I would fuck you so hard.

>>610957925
you ugly ho

Would love blowjob from OP

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Here you go /b/, but he still doesn't have a name.

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>>610964233
by this picture, and the way its acting its prolly sick with somthing. nothing you can really do for it. as far as feeding it, Science diet small and toy breed dog food. meal worms and hard boiled eggs are good for them as well for necessary protein needs. but try giving it water and see what happens

Don't let it die OP ;-;

>>610966195
He has a name dipshit

>>610962429
but he does
>>610966195

>>610966195
are you fucking kidding? the name is david.
>>610962429

>>610957925
Jimmeny Bonjagervich.

>>610962860
This was winrar op. Somebody Rerolled and got it. Don't be a faggot.

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>>610966195
Mfw The cape and the hat

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He's dead, guys

;_________;

>>610966639
You must give it a viking funeral now.

>>610966639
Aw fuck. Sorry OP

>>610966639
then make it a coffin like described here >>610964900

>>610966808
or this