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Do you prefer sex with or without a condor?
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Do you prefer sex with or without a condor?
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Definitely with just in case the bitch ever gets out of hand. No one messes with the condor.
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California Condor? They're endangered.
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>>610932897
I prefer humans, but I'll take what I can get.
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I prefer an eagle
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>>610932897
They have large talons and i wouldn't wanna risk my weiner so ill say without
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you could have the Condor there if it makes you feel more confident just don't let it bite her
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>>610932897
I prefer a condor to be perched above the bedspread so that I when I finish, it can swoop in for the kill.
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My condor is bigger than your condor.

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>>610932897
Well If I want to murder her afterwards the condor can be useful for disposing of the body. Otherwise I prefer no condor to be present because they're loud and annoying.
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With, it makes me feel majestic with it perched on my shoulder.
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>>610932897
I mean, I'd have to rearrange things first. With that wingspan they'd knock a bunch of stuff over.
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Where do you buy your condors from?
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>>610933893

You can order them in the deep web.
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I refuse to have sex without a condor. Why would anyone take that risk?? Just because it feels a little bit better? Not worth it. If you're not going to be abstinent, at least use a condor 100% of the time.
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