>>610919629
make a hole in the bottle
put soap around your dick (no water)
pull out

Cut the dick.

>>610919629
lose the erection

>>610919629

Rub it, make a wish.

Use bottle as flashlight
Wait until you cum
No more boner so you can free willy

>>610919938
Might be impossible because the blood flow is cut off.

Wiggle your Dick and let gravity do the rest.

>>610919629
heat the bottle up
the bottle will expand

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Like somebody else said, just lose the erection.
Here's some help.

Run hot water over the bottle, air inside expands, pushes dick out. Done.

You should have used a titan ring:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2014-05.html

>>610919629
*glass breaks*

>>610919629
toasting in ebin bread

Keep cumming inside to make bigger preasure - it will push you dick out

>>610920520
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Smash bottle.
Dick already cut so no risk to look or sensation.

>>610919629
flick your nuts post more pics

>>610919629
Cut it lengthwise with a dremel tool

Burn a hole in the bottle dumbass

Not another tape dick...

>>610920520
It's not glass though.

>>610919629
Why do people think this is a good idea?

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The way to get the dick out, is to not have put it in in the first place

cut dick off

>>610920520
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

Place dick in freezer

>>610919629
Nice file name

Stop falling for the bait...


At least TapeDick had time stamp

Looks like a circumcised penis to me, that will teach you OP

Heat bottle neck with blow torch so it expands

>>610919629
Cut hole in bottom and blow on hole to push your dick out. Filling to with cold water and holding it up could also work.

>>610919629
wait for boner to go away retard

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>>610919930

>>610920191
it's not entirely cut off, obviously

>>610919930
This.

>>610921174
/thread

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>>610919629

>>610919629
just keep pressing your dick further and further in
the excess pressure will beak the glass and save your dick
or better yet just keep it on. while wearing pants for that bulge to impress the ladies
and when you have to pee, its as easy as 1 2 3

>>610921174
Long live TapeDick

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oh fuck, now the butthurt ugly dick uncut crybabys emerge.

Cut hole in bottle fill with ammonia, dick will shrink.

ICE WATER ON THE BALLS!!!

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>>610921759

>>610920123
Use the bottle as a flashlight?
Kek
I know what you Meant to type but...

>>610919629
Why do you have a little dick growing out the side of your dick?

>>610919629
Best way to get rid of it dude is to jump into a freezing shower. Blood will rush to other parts of your body to try and save you.

>>610920520
GET SOME FUCKIN DOG IN HERE

COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE

>>610922215
/thread

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>>610921935
>>610921671

>>610919629

just live like this OP.

dubs get.

Break the glass OP please deliver

>>610920520

TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE

>>610921935
Dide he made it?

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Summoning TapeDick

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>>610919629
Tell me what did you expect???

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>>610924803
>dailydot

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>>610919629

>>610925444
Exactly xD

gonna need an update OP

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Not going well.

>>610927928
kek
prolly gonna have to run cold water on your dick

>>610927928
Pour a lot of oil on your cock.

>>610927928
HEAT THE BOTTLE UP YOU FUCKWIT
Air expands and your dick will fly out at mack 1 speed

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Almost there!

op is a fucking idiot lmao

>>610928709
why the fuck would you even try that
>>610928895
ayyyyy lmao

>>610928709
>>610927928
>>610922988
>>610921935

TapeDick vs. BottleCock

>>610928935
seconding this
>Why the fuck would you do that ?

how did you even put it in

>>610929040
Yea lil bitch

WHerer the fuck is timestamp OP

dat b8 doe

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>>610929040
>BottleCock

Bump, wanna see what happens

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>>610929040
>bottlecock

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>>610929040
>BottleCock

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>>610931946

>>610921671
never forget

>>610928709
Don't forget to draw a smiley on your dick while you wait for the ambulance.

>>610919629
That looks like glass, but if not, squeeze the fucking bottle you idiot.

>The IQ of /b/ has dropped 5 points a month since Jan. 1, 2015.

>>610931946
nice one

>>610926157
nice scat beard, plz moar

-Davide

>>610931946
ayy lmao

if I have dubs, cum in that bottle

>>610928709
DONT LISTEN TO THESE FAGGOTS DONT MAKE A HOLE IN THAT BOTTLE UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR DICK TO EXPLODE

>>610933283
moarrrr

>>610933283
kek, somebody post porn so OP doesnt release his dick.

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>>610921671
Ha beat me to it.

>>610928709
Pretty soon the blood is going to overflow in the head and you're gonna start bleeding out your dickhole.

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>>610933979

>>610933979
if he cum, his dick will implode in a few secs

>>610921121
CHOPPING BLOOOOCK!

Just squeeze the fucking orange juice bottle and stop being a faggot

I thing he died

>>610928709
>p
OP are you alive? or you are just losing your head?
no pun intended m8

>>610934510
>Squeeze the glass bottle
You retarded or sumthin?

>>610919629
Use a lubricant of some sort, olive oil, soap or if you can proper lube.

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>>610919629
you must watch some porn.

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Is OPs dick kill??

OK OP, if bottle is plastic, hole in bottle. If dick is just stuck because mouth of bottle is just too damn small, wait. Do your taxes or some boring shit that's difficult, it play video games. It'll get soft soon.

>>610934905
see
>>610920810

>>610935074
this

>>610919629
Hit the top of the bottle with a hammer. The glass with break around your dick. Not into it

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>>610919629

Keep fucking the tube till you cum and shrink firm naturally

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HELP I'M STUCK!

>>610935115
Sorry then, I guess

>>610935640
just how

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>>610929040
>bottlecock

kekked

But it should be

>TapeDick vs BottleCock vs BlenderCock

pic related

WHO IS BEST /COCK/ ?

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>>610935246

Thanks. Yeah, this isn't bad, not like tapedick who made a cock ring basically, ensuring that it'd never go soft. This will go down in time, NP.

Go google spiders. That'd do it for me. I fucking hate those fucks.

>>610935640
wtf??

>>610935640
>HELP I POSTED A PICTURE I FOUND ON HERE 2 YEARS AGO

>>610935640
God you people are such fucking idiots

>>610935640
Congratulations! You are now going to be female.

>>610919629

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFLu8_rEQL0

>>610919629

Put another dick in the bottle to pry the first dick out.

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>>610935851
Did someone say spiders?

I could ride that dick and it looks tasty

>>610919629
Well since the bottle is glass what your going to have to do to loose your boner is flick yourself in the balls a few times.

>>610936352
OP, get your damn dick out of that bottle
You're keeping a faggot waiting

>>610919629
CALL AN AMBERLAMPS

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ASad

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AQSD

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>>610919629
if this postis dubs OP must smash the bottle with a hammer

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>>610929040
>BottleCock

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>OP's face

if dubs op is a fag

>>610935640
Rest in coke

Piss, it relieves the pressure.

Let it hang under you, your dick might grow

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>>610936832
>>610937265
You are failing fast.

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>>610920123
>Use bottle as flashlight

>>610935640
>>610935842
anyone got more of these?

Turn the heat on. Make your dick sweat.

>>610919629
Leave it on, OP. You are now bottle cock man, the hero we so desperately need.

>>610920746
sorry bud but it's not time for that thread today

Fuck loose bitches with it.

>>610919629
cut it off.
it's the only way.

try to pee into the bottle if you can. Should make your dick flip out

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>>610937596
It's a different kind of "these", but fuck it, in a thread about bottlecocks and blendercocks and tapecocks, might as well speak of our lord Jizzus

Is this another tapedick?

https://4archive.org/b/thread/600168027
https://4archive.org/b/thread/600173161
https://4archive.org/b/thread/600176301

>>610937596
You can help us

>>610936017
>2

>>610919629
It looks like it is plastic, not glass.

>>610920746
Its a plastic bottle retarded downforce gaylord ebolaturd

>>610919629
hit it with a hammer nigger. it is the only solution

>>610919629
Take a knife and cut the bottle open.
Insert oil, grease or butter and rub it around your dick to get it loose. Pull it out or you'll end up like him >>610920443

ever heard of a glasscutter?

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>>610935851

Even if it's plastic, go ahead and hit it with a hammer

>>610939999
checked, my friend

no more updates from OP?
he is bleeding to death from ripping his dick off?

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>>610936344
Why the fuck did I click on that???

OK OP, if still here, these come out of my nose weekly. Gonna see a doc about it, but just check it out. Boner dead in 60 seconds.

op just put the bottle in the microwave. it will soften the plastic and the bottle hole will expand

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>>610940437
You shall not pass!

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>>610941006
Ignoring that it's glass bottle, how the fuck is he going to shut the microwave door???

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>>610941313

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Does anyone have the pics of the guy that shot his dick with an airsoft gun? Nice bloody dick pics...

Pic related, OPs issue.

>>610941650
he can just cut a hole in the microwave door kek. and glass can still be melted he just has to microwave it for 20 or so minutes

OP (if still here), you need to answer one question.

Is the bottle glass or plastic?!

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>Be OP
>start masturbating with no lube as to simulate rape
>decides closest thing to preteen anus is bottle
>insert penis in hole
>immediately ejaculates
>THEBEST.mp3
>post-cum clarity sets in
OP's face when

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destroy the death to erase the dental records op

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>>610941974

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>>610941313

>>610940919
you may have some streptococcus aureus in your nose (judging by the color and place of infection)
it can be potentially lethal if it infects an open wound or infects your sinuses.
Sadly a lot of the S. aureus is antibiotics resistant (this is that one scary "superbug" they talk about that kills people in hospitals) so you are in for one hell of a ride if that's the case.
If you live in Europe you may be able to order Staphefekt™ . It is an enzibiotic especially made to only eliminate the streptococcus and leave normal stuff behind, no side effects like antibiotics.

>>610942207
>>610941313
>>610940919
>>610940437
>hide post

>>610942224
streptococcus sucks, my mom had it twice, in the same clinic, hard to get rid off, but they managed to do that twice

>>610942569
yes it is possible but its a pain when its in a nose, if is it on a post op leg wound you can wash it with heavy disinfectants and remove infected tissue, that is not possible when it had infected a nose.

Take a knife, light up candle or anything with fire or heat enough to make the knife hot enough to cut the plastic bottle. Once the knife is heated up, slice the bottle neck carefully. Without your dick obviously.

Is this thread gonna die?

WHERE ARE YOU OP

>>610944370
probably like OP's dick