New Zealand thread
/nz/
/kiwi/
Sup phaggots whos online tonight?
>>610812307
>>610812473
kek
>>610812307
can any of you /b/rothers float a $50 loan til Wednesday?
Will kick in an extra $15 for the trouble.
>>610812535
Pissening
>>610813107
Hi friends <3
>>610813107
in return for sexual favors?
>>610814205
sure bby
>>610813956
hello friend
>>610814433
sweet as, $5 for every gobby :^)
>>610814756
where you live breh?
>mfw i will do it if i have to
>>610815101
chch :P
>>610815426
fuck cant even slob a knob to pay my bills fml
Hook us up wid two five huck bae
>>610816162
if it was that easy, you wouldn't have to work again
chch here
needs drugs
I got morphine and valium if you want to trade
looking for everything except weed, "e" pills (ecky's), and nbombs
cash or trade
what you got?
>>610817284
No. Get a job
Good lord, memories, I used to live in NZ then I got shipped to this shithole known as the USA... God I miss it.
>>610817896
You're welcome back anytime <3
>>610817585
I have a job it's called scamming winz
it's hard work getting up at 1pm everday you know
>>610818679
holyshit that makes me wanna kill myself. How do you live with yourself?
>TFW report writing.
>>610819365
hi bb <3
>>610817896
Fuck off, microcunt.
>>610819650
<3
Canadafag here, emigrating to NZ in 15 months.
>>610818909
quite well actually
how does it feel knowing your the government steals part of your wages and puts it in my bank account, funding my degenerate but oh-so-pleasurable lifestyle?
hai had kfc tonight
>>610820462
I made a butter chicken :3
>>610820778
fucking dairy owning shitskin fuck cunt fuking fuck fuck
>>610821167
want me to timestamp my lily white ass mate?
>>610821343
oh god yes pls
420 tomorrow and the flat is freaking out. Anyone in Dunnaz know where to score??
>>610821343
yes
>>610821542
With a reaction like that Im more inclined to let you keep believing im a Punjabi. Already got enough people in this thread up in my grill.
burger bumpin
>>610821702
mmm wan sum fuk
>>610822229
Im good m8
sheep shaggers
>>610822828
♥
have fun being eaten by the maori's cunts
>>610821343
please post ass pics
>>610821550
I got two ounces on the steepest road in the world but I'm not sharing lol
any cuties wanna share noods :3
>>610823249
pls no
Ive learned my lesson I wont be a sarcastic little shit again.
>>610823637
wanna fuk that smile off ur face so bad bae
>>610823355
wouldn't even sell a 50 or two? :^(
>>610823637
pls no sad kitty :[ im the sad one
dirty dicks
dunedin pls
Iodine in our bread yes or no what say you go
>>610824190
Nope its clean. Wanna see it?
>>610824391
no josh
>>610823997
Why you sad?
>>610824600
:< do you not like it :<
>>610824779
hemisrroids
>>610824859
Lonely and i got school tomorrow :<
>>610824859
i am just worried what if ur mum sees what u r doin
>>610824963
ment 4 >>610824779
4chan and touchscreens dont mix
IDbro enjoys vocations.
>>610825016
My mum doesn't visit /b/ often
>>610825277
how much and often bro
>>610825379
she posts nudes every other week
>>610825093
Im fuckin dead. My report is murdering me.
>>610825658
that Maori bitch?
>>610819365
you like playimng with the older boys sya ebro?
>always have
>>610825891
when is it due and whats it on?
>>610825972
yep, milf i know
>>610826142
>whats it on?
???
>>610826342
your report? the topic
>>610826114
I dont like playing with any boys :(.
>>610826142
"The benefits to a business of having a website" due 28th. 1800 words.
dunedin y
>>610826550
>your report? the topic
???
wot cunt
>>610826670
nvm im obviously slightly autistic
>>610826627
>I dont like playing with any boys :(.
lies, i can smell your stiffy
>>610826627
>"The benefits to a business of having a website" due 28th. 1800 words.
kik bro r u fgt??
>>610826787
da fuk??
who keen for a /nz/ thread skype circle jerk
>>610826627
ahh thats not too bad. I would so leave that to the last 2 days before attempting and then inevitably failing.
>>610826896
i second this :3
>>610826990
omg i h8 u
nate here
>>610827246
Hi nate <3
>>610826811
>>610826896
>>610827197
Im not a faggot doe
>>610827246
????
>>610827337
you ever massaged your tight hole bro
>>610827337
I'll convert you eventually ;)
>>610827337
>Im not a faggot doe
why do you hang out with them then
>>610827337
y do u suck dick then
>>610827337
but u cum when i fuck u doe
Welly nudes guy checking in.
>>610827455
>>610827511
>>610827678
>>610827766
>>610827901
Jesus fucking christ.
>>610827337
How could you not be a faggot, kiwi girls are annoying as fuck
>>610828051
We aren't desperate at all, absolutely not
>>610828051
>Jesus fucking christ.
is what you said the first time i pushed my hard cock in your hot tight hole
>>610828141
basically the best explanation for homosexuality
>>610828230
with a side order of michael jackson yes pls mammy yes pls
Anus.
Talking to myself it seems niggas.
>>610828255
pics of hard cock
>>610829111
sry we are all gay :[
>>610828003
Care to share bro? Im from welly too
>>610828003
Welly ft...
wait, why the man hands on a bitch?
dundn pls?
THAT NIGGA GAVE US BILLIE JEAN YOU SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS
>>610829212
LOL fuck never noticed her hands. FUCK YOU CUNT shes now ruined for me :(
Dat ass though.
>>610829310
Question, you like boys?
>>610829218
abbo fag here
>>610829454
yes :)) lol
>>610829454
no, i like girls and girls girls girls, they love me
>>610828141
Because I like tits and dicks smells.
>>610829484
got drugs?
>>610829652
*dicks smell.
>>610829411
those godamn monster hands on your johnson doe
>>610829603
bu but you seem qt :<
>tfw so fucjking drunk
>>610829818
i am
i got a 9/10 face
>>610829652
>>610829718
So do vags
>>610829821
i thought you were supposed to be good boi
>>610830018
can i make you gay if i win a cute off?
>>610830061
Different smell.
>>610829652
>dicks smells
smell fucking lovely
>>610813107
Where are you?
>>610830064
ik, pls don't tell my mum :/
>>610830211
this, clean dicks anyway
>>610829761
They felt so soft.
Still ruined.
New girl.
Tawa hard.
i recently started masturbating with baby lotion and it's doing wonders for my skin (both dick and hand)
can't complain about the smell either
>>610828141
lol I read online once that apparently NZ girls are quite low down on the international scale of attractiveness, but NZ guys are actually quite high up.
>cant tell if feelsgoodman.jpg or feelsbadman.png
>>610830576
now you're just teasing me 3:
>>610830151
sure, but i don't see you or anyone in this thread winning tho
>>610830658
Good feel if you're a kiwi male
Where the girls at?
>>610830802
add me on steam bb and we will share nudes
>>610830956
But then you have to deal with the uggos
It's hard being gorgeous sometimes
Fake titties :(
And you can fist her.
Auckland.
new zealanders are so beta
>>610831068
i don't play games
>>610831098
>It's hard being gorgeous sometimes
word
>>610812307
Fuck John Key
IF YOURE READING THIS KISS YOURSELF
>>610831268
neither, its where i socialise :/
>>610813860
is that a cover for a rap album?
>>610831059
i'm a girl and to tell you the truth alot of girls post in these threads.
>>610831747
NZ girls are pretty much men with vaginas anyway
>>610831836
yeah, shoulda seen the man hands on that one bitch
>>610831747
lol I passed a girl in the uni library the other day who was posting on /b/
Posting "where the girls at" sounds so niggerish btw
>>610832138
r u a girl?
hopefully i wake up tomorrow
on time
Lies.
There are no girls on here.
They never post.
Or show off.
Or shave their vaginas.
>tfw you will never date Shinozaki Ai
>>610832548
>tfw won't ever sleep with qt asian boys
wea the weed at ??
>>610831483
oh bby
>>610827593
Id fuck this burger if I could. I love this after smashing back a box of codys
>>610832832
start praying to Korean Jesus
>>610833211
do Koreans find us qt NZers attractive?
I want to KYSS you
>>610833032
lookin in dunaz 2
The fuck are these gooks in this thread for?
>>610833291
Korean here. A qt is called a qt because they are attractive, so yes. That is a tautology though.
>>610833143
girls with big eyes are so fucking attractive
>>610833291
depends how cute your wallet is
>>610833380
Ew heart attack
>>610833291
Kuntreans don't find anything attractive
>>610833305
chu~
>>610833499
>>610833564
My student loan is large if they like debt
>>610833143
Id fuck her but her eyes are a dead turn off :/
>>610833644
>Kuntreans
shittest pun of 2015. confirmed for <90 IQ
>>610833671
u ,ake m,e feel wanted
>>610833852
yeah lol those cheap cosplay lenses. glasses would have been a better touch
>>610833852
>>610834005
more surface area for your cum to land on :3
>>610834141
thats lewd
fuck uni, i should've been a rapper
>>610834295
what are you studying
Where are all the traps at better start posting up your dicks
Anyone ordered a phone of Parralimports? Just brought a phone of there an jw if anyone has had a shit experience w them
>>610834344
Womens studies.
>>610834622
Yes sir!
Got no whisky tonight, so I'm watching a movie sober. O' Brother Where Art Thou.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9UlbxlM5nE
>>610833936
nice work, your Niggerdom is officially recognised
>>610834344
women studies :3
>>610834854
Gah thats even a cute thing to study. Wee feminist you :3
>>610834854
>>610835027
Fuck she looks a lot like Yao Ming in that pic someone should shop it
>>610834995
the soundtrack is dope
>>610834949
Now a pic with cum oozing out
>>610819365
Is this seriously what the flag is changing to?
>>610835345
i dun have :(
>>610835638
Would jerk that off/10
>>610835638
Does ur name bwgin with b
kpop > jpop
or
jpop < kpop
>>610835784
please do :3
>>610835838
it bwgins with J and ends with osh
>>610835831
Nic snatch.
boobies?
>>610836052
They're all the same tbh, mass produced stuff
>>610836058
Location?
>>610836052
neither , they qt but their singing is terrible
>>610836230
chch
>>610835491
Fuckin hope not. Better bloody well not change. Shits just my shit now.
>>610836369
wut?
>>610836304
Lol wut, whent he fuck did you start shaving your legs?
>>610836199
>>610836304
word, all i listen to these days is meme rap
>>610836576
for a while, y?
>>610836686
word homie
>>610836434
You will understand one day.
Any other hammyholers in here
i hope you guys listen to and abhor all kinds of music in the world~
>>610836824
Not bad.
Fish flaps I bet though.
>>610836987
r u a grill?
>>610836992
Why do you say "abhor"?
>>610837151
I am not I have a weewee
>>610837394
cause music fucking suxx
>>610837582
can wee see the weewee
>tfw IDbro cries "I love you" as he cums in your arse
>>610837659
Phone won't let me take pics and upload :/
>>610837649
oh :O shes cuuute
>>610837719
plllsssss im the only one here who posts my dic, make me feel less alone
>>610837773
this thread needs more tits
>>610837997
male tits do?
>>610837866
Maybe dont post your dick hahhah
stupid fucking cricket chirping
sounded like it came from the ceiling
nothing there
spooky~
well it definitely didn't come from ground level
>>610837717
L-lewd
>>610837997
I have nz nudes but ill get underageban for 17
>>610838191
well now you will since you said it
>>610838121
i like to share my noods
>>610838191
if you hadnt of said, it wouldnt have been an issue..
Theres 16yo tits in this thread already FYI.
>>610838350
:^)
>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with a goddess
>>610838527
>tfw she doesn't even know you
>>610838527
can i see a pic of you bb?
>inb4 kpop
>>610838600
that's what love is all about~ i think
>>610838191
Fucking do it pussy.
Damn this week I want to try and get the number of this girl I keep seeing around uni. Gorgeous biomed (or something) student, but don't even know her name yet
Welsh fag here, ill be arriving in auckland on thursday.
>>610839106
why auckland? auckland suuuucksss
>>610830545
moar?
>>610838684
no
here's Yoona tho
Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
>>610839249
>>610839012
LIQUID COURAGE
Christchurchian Reporting for Booty!
>>610839420
Bitch looks slightly retarded.
I dont understand cunts who like drongo looking cunts like these. They are nothing special.
>tfw it's almost 10 and you have to go2bed erlier than usual
>>610839578
boy or girl and boy or girl booty
>>610839655
>not bunking the first day back
>>610839599
because the ass
>>610839767
i'm a good boy
>>610839900
lies :P
>tfw school tomorrow