>>610790463
Don't use the bathroom, i took a fat shit and it stinks like hell!

>>610790463
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS NEVER DO THE DISHES!!!

>>610790659
Who took the febreze from the cupboard?

The swing in my room is for exercising.

Hi, sorry I'm blind.

ahh who left the plunger in the toilet again

Lol I saw this epic le may may game on le reddit, let me try it out!
Who ate all the chips? Wait, that was me!!!

Guys, where do all my tissues keep going?...

>>610790667
I did them yesterday shithead. Brians gf leaves her cereal bowls and silverware covered in peanut butter there.

I had a kind bar for breakfast and ate lunch at work im not doing them again.

>>610790667
I just finished a 12 hour shift, trying to pay for this house. Why don't you get off your fatass and get a job, and buy a dishwasher?

>>610790839
Wasnt me dude, John is a germaphobe, ask him!

>>610790463

Can you shitheads stop fucking with the thermostat? Our electric bill is fucked seriously

>>610791215
Found it in his room, he had the lysol wipes in there too.

>>610791338
I LIKE THE HOUSE COLD OKAY?!

>>610790463
Can you guys stop leaving dragon dildos and waifu pillows laying around when I have people over

who took my vhs? anal invaders 14? and whos smoking weed?

Okay, seriously, who the hell keeps hiding my inhaler!?! This isn't funny you guys.

For the last fucking time,
if you use something put it back where you got it from.
FFS guys!

>>61079o463
Who in the fuck keeps shitting in my socks?

>>610791404
LOL EPIC HAHA

>>610791455
It was Brian who took your vhs. I've been hotboxing the upstairs closet, sorry. I don't know where your anal invaders 14 went

>>610791455
Sorry, im just practicing for 420 init

WHO JIZZED IN THE DVD PLAYER!?!

>>610791574
Shut up Bob you cunt!

>>610791449
People? What fucking people?

>>610791755
Uhhh, wasn't me. Maybe it was Brian?

>>610791682
DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>610791404
Me too dude. Power bill is taped on the fridge. Its outrageous, so stop...

Also where the fuck did the scissors go

Who stole my piss bottle!?

>>610791552
Dude you should have seen it.. before Jim and his girlfriend went to his room to fuck I drank lots of beers and asparagus so my piss was nice and smelly, and pissed all over his socks/underwear. It wreaked in there

fucking shit!!! who keeps saving their 4chan pictures the desktop?!?

WHO REPLACED ALL THE DOORKNOBS WITH DILDOS AND WHY AREN'T THEY THE SAME ONES AS LAST TIME!?

>>610791755
LMAO HOW RANDOM!!!

>>610791830
I think they're in the toliet.

Who stole my cumjar?

I came on the milk carton, if you guys don't mind.

>>610791449

There are at least 20 fucking people living in this house nigger

Okay, who stole my Fluttershy plushie?

>>610791781
A few friends from school, what the fuck does it matter?

>>610791842
That shit was starting to reak. Put it under Brian's bed to get it nice and smelly

>>610791502

if you keep it up ill put you back where you came from bitch

Brian, Stop trying to fuck me in the ass when im asleep.

>>610792031
Brian is a piece of shit what is that guys problem

His emo bi nasty bitch gf needs to stop eating my applesauce too

Who fucked me in the ass when I was sleeping last night?

>>610792206
Sorry, I was horny and drunk dude...

HOUSEKEEPIIIN!

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Give me your money, if you bastards want to live!

>>610790463
I ejaculated on the couch.

Hey guys check out what happens when i put a firecracker in the toilet

>>610790463
Which one of you fuckin clowns pulled the old "here suck my dick, everyone does it, no that's not what gay means" bullshit fucking jedi mind trick?? I asked my mom this morning and she said you were a lying satan worshipping butt pirate. Some dickwad got me good with that last night, which one of you fags was it?

>>610792014
Friends? Oh you mean the autistic fucks from your anime club? Yea tell those faggots to go fuck themselves I'm not moving my dildos!

>>610791755
Probably the same faggot who jizzed in my fishbowl. Goldie is RIP

>>610792176
Is he still dating Crystal? Damn, she's a wreck. I saw her shooting heroin with Johnny a few days ago.

>>610792262
BRIAN YOU FUCK, I TOLD YOU ONLY CUM IN THE NIGGERS ASS (Points to nignog)

>>610791682
Is that where all of my Pink Floyd CDs went? Leave them alone you mother fucker. Also, who the fuck messed with my pet gecko?

>>610792009
Don't worry. You'll find what's left of it in the fireplace.

>>610792310
WHO HID THE GUN THAT WAS IN THE CORNER OF THE CLOSET?

>Drops his pants and starts running in a circle yelling "mods mods mods"

Who made the yummy cream filled donuts?

>>610791876
>Girlfriend
Sure

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Oh shit guys get to cover, it's a Nazi Invasion!

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fap fap fap fap

>>610792575
NAZI RAVE HAUS

>>610792567
Me, hope you like them. I thought Brian ate them all a few days ago

Guys we need to barricade the windows and doors quick!

You know what sometimes I feel like I'm not valued in our group anymore.

Can you guys shut the fuck up! I am trying to sleep ya damn niggers!

K, WH’s CUM IS ALL VER M KEBAD?! THERE ARE SME KE’S I CAN’T TUCH

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>>610792575
>implying we're not the shock-division

>>610792666
All hail Satan trips

>>610792709
Shut the fuck up faggot you'll sleep in the pantry and you'll like it

I'm ordering pizza from (insert pizzeria name here), anyone want anything?

>>610792575
Hagel Hitler alle von euch Homosexuell

>>610792737
Oh right, Sorry, I forgot to mention that. My nignog had to jerk off.

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>WHO THE HELL EJACULATED ON EVERYTHING IN THE BATHROOM?

>>610792726
I gotta wake up for work at 6:30, I'll make sure I wake you up nigger. Enjoy what little sleep you get

Who wants to Lan Halo with me?

>>610792709
I have a confession... I've been putting rat poison in your cereal everday for 3 years.

>>610791998
We converted an old high school into a mansion. Sexy bitches to my room, no traps or socks allowed, you will be judged at the door

>exposes both his balls and yells "dubs. Check em"

>>610792794
I'll take a vegetarian pizza please.

>>610792441
Stop talking a pink floyd, no one wants to hear about how great dark side of the sun was it was shit

>>610790463
i burn house down... game over...

Who the FUCK keeps taking my good boy points

>>610792794
Crazy bread and 2L of Pepsi

BRAYDON! Stop being such a gay faggot nigger!

>>610792913
We rebuild like the amish....

>>610792913
FUUUUCK Now where are we gonna live?

>>610792793
Dude I laid your mom in the pantry, I was all up in her panties

>>610792940
Pepsi? Really? Mountain Dew

>>610792947
SHUT THE FUCK UP OMAR

I got crazy taxi for us to play guize.

>>610792999
Amish rebuilds, nice trips

>>610792826
Bro can down. Who didn't ejaculate on everything?

>>610792821
Well, cme ver here and clean it u!

>>610792947
Fuck you sand nigger! I fucked your mom on your bed when your dog watchced!

>>610792370
Come on my man, please! It's a girl this time and I don't want to fuck things up

>>610792409
She keeps trying to show me her poetry and is always watching scrambled porn in the 2nd living room.

And she screams like a banshee when brian is fucking her its disgusting.

Btw i left my flip flops near the couch last night where the hell did they go....?

>>610793109
ou, a pool party. AH WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY SWIM SHORTS?

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guys... imma gonna need more space

What magnificent bastard hid the porn stash on top of the hall closet?

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HEY GUYZ WHAT DID I MISS

>>610792321
Don't you fucking dare! We had to call a plumber last time asshole!

>>610793179
I ate them

>>610793179
>Btw i left my flip flops near the couch last night where the hell did they go....?
I lost my dragon dildo, so guess where your flip flops are now.

>>610793259
Guilty! *struts down the hall in a G-string*

>>610793214
you won't need them. It's THAT type of pool party

WHERES MY CRUSTYCUMSOCK?

SOMEONE FUCKING CALL 911, I ACCIDENTALLY SET THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE!

>>610793165
Retarded chicks don't count...tell downs clown to deal with it or GTFO

>>610793179
Those were your flip flops? I used them to start the wood fire this morning.. some cunt >>610791404 likes the house cold

>>610792940
Peruvian penis poppers and a large coke

Someone keeps leaving the fucking back door open...

guys i think moot got into the cat urine bucket again

>>610793394
>ACCIDENTALLY

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OH SHIT RUN! IT'S BIG BERTHA

Can you faggots stop livestreaming your fucking jerk off sessions when my parents are over?

>hangs a framed picture of moot in the living room them ejaculates on it.

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Who stapled this picture on my capn crunch box?

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS CAME INSIDE MY SHAMPOO BOTTLE???????

>>610793479
Fuck! All I could hear last night was crickets. Fucking inconsiderate cunts

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>ITT: lonely faggots living in one room studio apartments

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>entire thread filled with conversations
Don't kid yourselves, no one here would actually talk to anyone, everyone would be locked in their rooms jerking off all day.

>>610793573
Ive been using it as a flesh light for years

>>610793573
yo

Guize its the Salomonder I just ordered Hookers for all us Duderinos, two chicarinos each duderinos, not trying to have a sausage fest

Alright, who in here is a sex offender.. our address is on Megan's Law and i cant get a fucking job now

>>610793573
I mixed my cum and nair. Enjoy - that's what you get for fucking my gf last tuesday

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Hey fellas I guess I'm your new roomy.

>>610793230
we need to clear a room for this guy NOW!

>>610793684
Sorry its a long story

>>610793667
>>610793673
You two should fuck.

>>610793684
*Raises hand*

>>610793684
SHE FUCKING GAVE CONSENT.

>>610793684
Brian...

Im gonna jump off the roof!

>>610793428
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE RUNNING THE AC WITH THE FIREPLACE LIT jesus christ im canceling our power. One of you shitstains can open it back up under your name.

Mom, dad, these are my house mates

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>>610793684

>>610793731
>lo a nignog approaches

>>610790463
>leaves the house

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I love my new roomates.
>pic related its me on right

>>610793667
hey josh i knew your dick was small but holy shit man

>>610793880
I'll rent an inflatable bouncy house.

>>610793887
GO BACK HOME FAGGOT, NO ONE HERE LIKES YOU

SHUT THE FUCKING FRIDGE WHEN YOU USE IT

>>610793287
Too late dipshit! Go check the tub

>>610793731
Dad? That you?

>>610793887
>runs past naked

>>610793731
Fuck off. We dont want your kind here

>>610790463
I'll just sleep here in the middle of the hallway

Femanon here

Where is the girls' room?

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Who the FUCK put my shoes in the oven? God dammit Brian, you fucking asshole

>>610790463
ok why is their semen in my flesh light paul i bought you one yesterday why is mine used

>>610793977
I want to die! Not have fun!

Who put a camera in the bathroom?

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>>610793963

>>610790940
lol underrated post

>>610794075
On this D!

>>610794075
on my dick

>>610790463
i got the basement

>>610794075
H-hey m-my name is b-brian

>>610793886
YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKING JOB. You either get a job and contribute to the bills or you can start to buy the candles.

coffee in the toliet ok whos the troll here

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>>610793736
getting the games in too

>>610794114
Because yours is so much better

>>610793417
Fine then nigger, we'll see how much you like it when the scorpions come back

>>610790463
Uyyy!!!! c; this game looks fun I played it on reddit before!!! xxXxDddddddDdd!!!1!11!
>I select to be busty blonde
"Hey boys how's it going?" xd?
Anyone wann roleplY????? xxDddDd?1?1?1?!11!!1

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>>610794075
>girls' room

>>610794214
my sex dungeon is down there

>>610793887
FIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDDD FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>610793832
Hey man, i haven't been called by that name since the Vietnam War

>>610794075
on your left by the bathroom be careful of the pet bunny

>>610793286
I WISH YOU GUYZ WOULD STOP FUCKING IGNORING ME

This is actually an important question guys. Where the fuck do we park our cars?

I'm moving out.

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TAKING MY DUBS?!?

DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm trying to do my homework!

>>610794440
omedetou

>>610794285
paul borrow my lube then

>>610793230

>implying I'd live with a console pleb

Someone pass me the dab rig

>>610792891
It's Dark Side if the Moon, you twit. Go back to cutting yourself while listening to Evanescence, Jackie.

>>610794439
anywhere that's not inside the living room

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>>610794322
Me too since i just cut off my dick

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>>610794350
Our*

>>610790463
Who the fuck drank all my ginger ale?

Yo seriously i JUST bought ham and cheese lean pockets i was gonna eat for breakfast, who ate them this is bullshit...

i call somewhere with enough room for my desk, i also call couch

>>610794461
im sorry my anime is to loud for your shitty physics class home work

>>610794603
i get hungry when im anxious man sorry

>>610794439
dude I just used Brian's wallet and bought a parking garage a few blocks back. Sorry, it's the closest to the house I could find

>>610794075
Hah! Girls room? Right there next to TITS OR GTFO

>>610794557
I'll do my best. No promises though

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WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS ON REPEAT IN MY ROOM

>>610794556
My name isn't Jackie it's Brian. gawd.

>>610794228
For fuck sake retarded Brian! Get back in your fucking closet when we have people over!

>>610794461
Oh, live a little, you fucking bitch.

And is there ANY FUCKING REASON why someone keeps stealing my socks off the line? Asian Anon, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.

GUYS! The fridge is empty, again! I dont have any money, whos buying food?!

>>610794590
i didnt drink it i fed it to the pet bunny in the girls room and now its having foaming of the mouth i told no more morphine in the soda

>>610794603
I put them in my food hole. Its in my room to the right. Cant miss it

>>610794590
I was mixing that with my heroin..

>>610794590
My bad dude i mixed it with my bourbon on friday, ill buy you some more from kroger tomorrow..

>>610794350
i don't mind, mine is behind the wall

Who the fuck's Brian?

>smears shit on the walls

>>610790463
*walks out of bathroom with a severed and bloodied human leg in one hand, and a bloody boob in the other*

>"oooh, FUCK"
>"Did I OD on weed again? I injected like 16 marijuanas"

Is it ok if I bring over a couple of nigger boiis tonight?

allahu akbar hahaha say bye to your game fuckers

>>610794830
>2015
>paying for stuff

i'll just steal some shit from the grocery store it's not that hard

>>610794590
I needed it to mix drinks, just drink the Pepsi I bought fuck

Who took my jar of used condoms!?! I was gonna give those to a sperm bank!!!

>>610794830
Food is on it's way. Sorry, you can't have any though. You could go dine 'n dash that restaurant down the road.

>>610794953
>actions
The Tumblr house is a few blocks down, nigger.

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Hey guys!!!!! Elliott here. Im your new roomie!!!!!!!! :))))))

>>610794889
Found the newfagg that just moved in

>>610794780
i was doing it for science home work and clean your porn stache dude its fucking disgusting

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*spoiled kid appears and starts wrecking the house, complains about gooey stuff on her hair*

>>610794429
Too busy staring at those man tits, bro.

Why the fuck did you faggots walk in on me while masturbating and ask if you could join in?

>>610794958
Only if I'm invited to the gangbang

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>>610794889
This is Brian

HAI GUIES I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE BLENDY THINGY AGEN. THERES LOTS A BLOOD AND STUFF

>>610795068
falcon punch her out the window

>>610795021
they know my face, i cant do it anymore!

CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP SNIFFING MY PANTIES ITS GROSS AND CREEPY

>>610795068
Tumblrs next door faggot

>>610794953
Ugh.

"Barry, Reginald, start digging again".

Not one fucking week, Anon. Not one fucking week.

>>610795048
hey, please don't kill any of us.

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Who keeps stuffing cum tissues between the sofa cushions?

>>610795171
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT FAGGOT

>>610791348
Hey guys, check out these dubs I found in the basement

>>610795080
Brian said you reached for your pencil in high school and grabbed his log... he's been waiting for that day for a long time

>>610795162
goddamn john i told you nor more dick blade game now i got to drive you to the er again suzy come with me

>>610795204
Elliot! want to go to the range later?

>>610795205
hey don't look at me i cum in my underwear

>>610794590
Hannah did it

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>>610795204
No problem

>>610795205
That's Josh. He's new.

GUYS, TEAM MEETING...

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yo i n mah bois is comin thru to chill cuz

>>610795180
Fuck off nigger

>>610795298
>one off
Kill yourself.

hey there's something wrong with dee

"Sure. I'll watch your kids."

>>610795205
sorry

>>610795391
Oh shit.

>>610795298
I guess they aren't in the basement

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Hey Roomies! I have a gaggle of virgin teenagers coming over, lets get this house clean.

you faggots can't pay rent lol

We should build a treehouse

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>>610795358
By range you mean sorority right?

>>610795171
SORRY IF I FUCKING LOVE TRAPS!

>>610795416
Yeah, we're not raping her to death, amirite

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BLOCK THE DOORS JIM'S HOME FROM TOYS R US WITH MORE PONIES

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hey guys does anyone like touhou