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Sacred Deer is here again. Ask him anything. Will I get nudes soon, oh Sacred Deer?


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Sacred Deer is here again. Ask him anything.

Will I get nudes soon, oh Sacred Deer?
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>>610723741
Will OP like the nudes, oh Sacred Deer?
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>>610723741
Am I a genius ?
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should i grow long hair oh sacred dear?
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Oh Sacred Deer. Will I be rich someday?
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>>610723741

Listen you faggot deer, should I just break up with her or what?
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>>610723741
is she worth my time?
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>>610725110

Fine, re-roll
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>>610725111
Triple yes, my friend.
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>>610725363
oh fml...
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Will Hitler come back?
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will i ever get nudes from her?
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Will I ever get a girlfriend?
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Will a have something serious with her, sacred deer?
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Will they go to sleep soon ?
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>>610724729
I roll for this.
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Will Grace ever like me back?
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>>610723741
Am I a faggot, Mr. Sacred?
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Oh sacred Deer, will my penis continue growing?
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>>610723741
Should I post OC of a 19 year old with braces?
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>>610727407
rekt.

Sacred Deer, should I take a shower?
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>>610727491
Sacred Deer has spoken.
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Will Kiro suck a dick in his life / has he already?
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>>610727491
well, the deer has spoken.
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will I live past 18 oh sacred dear
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>>610727491
>>610727614

Delivering
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>>610723741

Deer, should I continue smoking?
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Did I make the right decision?
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>>610723741

Is she scared of the feelings?
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>>610723741
Should i do it tomorrow, oh Sacred Deer?
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>>610723741
Will I get a gf this year?
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Will I get pussy this summer, sacred deer?
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Is Christine interested in me?
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>>610723741
Is GTA V a good game?
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Should i ask her out tonight
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Gf soon?
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Am i a genius
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Oh Sacred Deer, does Kain like to touch little boys?
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Should I ask her out?
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Oh scared deer, will everyone in this thread die from HIV/AIDS?
:^)
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will more whores be in my future?
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>>610723741
Should I stick to my plan?
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If I keep hitting on Girl B will we fuck?
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>>610723741
will my little brothers cancer spread?
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sacred deer should i leave a drawing of you on my body after i kill my self
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>>610728493
Not really an answer, sacred venison
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should i give up with her
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>>610723741
Can you check these dubs, Sacred Deer?
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>>610728490
Again
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Am I a faggot
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>>610728654
Okay, I'm chill now. But should I stick to it?
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does he want to date me?
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>>610728640
Fine, check these dubs, Sacred Deer
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>>610728738
But what about the fuck up last night?
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>>610728741
damn
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Sacred deer, should i go full fag?
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>>610728772
Got it. Thank you based deer.
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>>610728498
im so sorry bro
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will she ever love me?
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Can I has rape you oh deer
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>>610723741
Will I hook up with Yvette today?
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>>610723741
o sacred deer, is she worth the shitstorm i'm going through?
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Is obama bin laden a soap?
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will furs ever be real, Sacred Deer?
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Will i ask out that chick soon
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>>610728976
but what, o sacred deer. enlighten me with thy knowledge. yes, but i have to endure the shitstorm for so much longer?
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Do she got the booty?
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>>610729090
Again
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Should I fap
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>>610729160
Do sheeeee??
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Do she got the booty?
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>>610729170
>>610729090
Dammit all again
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>>610729115
i can handle her being fat. can we be happy?
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>>610729077
>will furs ever be real, Sacred Deer?
double never get rekt faggot
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will she ever have sex with me again?
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>>610729233
My girl got the booty, friend
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>>610729260
ok
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>>610723741
Is OP a fag mr deer sir
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Will I die young?
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Am I going to make to the university?
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>>610727792
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>>610723741
will I lose my virginity
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>>610729233
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ANSWER IS THAT, SACRED DEER??! DO SHE GOT THE BOOTY OR NAH
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Should i smoke some weed, oh sacred deer
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>>610729312
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>>610729066
>>610729077
Check em'
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>>610729359
shit
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>>610729260
LOL
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Will I ever get laid?
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do i get the nudes?
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did my girlfriend cheat on me tonight?
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>>610729410
You piece of shit deer, do she?
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>>610729428
420 blaze it xxX thenks Mr deer
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>>610723741
Should I grow a beard, oh wise one?
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>>610729524
thanks sacred deer. i was being a jealous faggot.
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>>610723741
Will things work out in May, oh Sacred Deer?
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Am I a boy or a girl?
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What the fuck is sacred deer this is the based beast you niggers
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>>610729457
Will I at least get a oral?
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Am I going to have fun tonight Mighty Deer?
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Should I try and fuck my manager?
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>>610723741
will i ever find happiness
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Do I have ass cancer?
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>>610723741
Should I just give up on friends?
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>>610723741
Will I ever get rich on money, oh sacret deer?
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Will my stupid friends plan work ?
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>>610723741
Does she like me?
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>>610729675
The sacred deer has spoken, he forgot to mention manager has a dick as well....faggot.
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oh sacred dear, will she be my girl?
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>>610729675
Holy fucking shit. She actually is pretty fat but I assumed she'd be easy.
I will obey you, Sacred Deer.
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>>610729759
I like those odds
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>>610723741
SACRED DEER SHOULD I BE MAD
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>>610729770
Reroll
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will i pass?
cheers in advance sacred deer!
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>>610729814
It's a chick /b/ro.
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>>610723741

Will i fucking figure it out tonight?
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oh deer, does she love me?
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>>610729880
Reroll again damnit
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>>610729920

Fucking nigger deer. Will i?
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R u as gay as they say u r sacred deer?
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>>610729630
Well, will a girl ever like me?
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>>610729917
THE SACRED DEER SPOKE!
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>>610723741

op is a fag
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will I get the girl
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oh deer, do you like buttsecks then?
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>>610730068
Kek
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Oh sacred deer, will I get everything I want in life?
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>>610723741
Are me and my gf meant to be
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>>610729998
So close to quads
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Will I get trips?
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am i a fag
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>>610730010

Are you playing some games with me you small antler dipshit?
ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!! WILL I FIGURE IT OUT!
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is sacred deer a fag?
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Should I ask her out ?
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>>610730014
ur right... should i go back to old shit friends sacred deer?
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>>610723741
Will I fuck Diana
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>>610723741
Will she ever come back?
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>>610730226
but what, oh sacred deer?
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>>610730057
SACRED DEER SAID TOO FAT
FIGHT ME IRL
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Will.I.Am?
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Will I ever get laid?
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>>610730232

Well... fuck.
Ehh...

At least tell me if OP is a fag.
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Will I ever get my shit together?
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Oh sacred deer answer my question. Am i hungry?
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>>610724975
REKT
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should i fap sacred one?
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>>610730378

Ty sacred deer
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>>610730450

Fuck you.
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>>610730244
Nigga answer me faggot, will i
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Oh sacred deer, can jet fuel melt steel beams ?
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>>610730309
It's something...
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>>610730323
>am i a fag
Yes but... Doesn't matter

wow. interesting
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>>610730043
2deep4me
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should pursue my dreams?
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>>610723741
will I get pusi tonight?
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>>610730523
Yes it does, will I.
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>>610730043
You piece of shit deer tell me now, WILL I?
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>>610723741
Oh Sacred Deer, will I get laid tonight?
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>>610730710
reroll
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>>610723741
Will she like it
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>>610730740
Rolling again
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should i stay religious
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Will I die?
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Oh scared deer. Should I sex'd her?
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>>610730822
Will she love it
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>>610723741
Oh Sacred deer, will she ever be mine?
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Will she love me within the next 2 weeks?
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Will I ever stop being a gigantic faggot
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Will my sister ever stop breaking every single electrical applience we have in this fucking house?? Oh sacred deer.
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>>610731000
Check and reroll
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>>610730719
Well, is she even alive?
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>>610723741
Will she accept and do it again
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>>610731000
Trips lord
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>>610731070
>>610731000
Fucking fuck fuck reroll
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>>610723741
Am I your God?
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Oh sacred deer, does Claire like me ?
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will i get a job by summer?
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>>610731000
Trips
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>>610731120
Roll
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>>610730890
Rorell
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Oh sacred deer, will I dream about my waifu tonight?
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Should i quit mtg?
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>>610731166
BUT WHAT
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Should I forgive her, oh Sacred Deer?
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>>610723741
Is it yes or no
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Will I get a gilrfriend soon?
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>>610728498
sacred deer's answers have been on point though, have to give it to him
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Does jet fuel melt steal beams
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should i talk to my dad about it sacred deer?
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>>610723741
Will I fuck jenny
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Will I fuck a shemale this year ?
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Should I continue the fight?
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is it time to fap?
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Will I get a girlfriend soon oh sacred deer?
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Will you ever return my calls, fucking deer??
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should i move back to iowa?
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Will I be able to leave work early?
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>>610730827
dang
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will i be happy soon?
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>>610731480
ok
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>>610731434
Chill bro
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>>610723741
Oh sacred deer, will I meet someone I like soon?
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>>610731409
rerollin
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Will I ever even be hugged by a girl?
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should i, you mother fucker?
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>>610731549
brilliant...
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Rolling again cause dubs 0.
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>>610731571
r u sure?
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Are you a Deer>>610723741
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Will my exams go okay, oh Sacred Deer?
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>>610723741
Will I yes or no
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>>610726688
88get for hitler comming back
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Will I find a girl to be in a relationship with this month?
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will i do it?
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>>610731750
Roll
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>>610731774
I'm chilled, please, respond.
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am i gonna find a job soon?
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Are any of these answers true?
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>>610723741
Will she be 10/10
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>>610723741
is me a nigger
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>>610731845
Well not enough. Sacred deer, will I get girlfriend this month?
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>>610731953
It matters, bro.
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Fuck this piece of shit.

Fucking 50 attempts at captcha is some BULLSHIT
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Will I find A job within the next 14 days?
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>>610731929
More clear answer, will she
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>>610731940
Road kill nigger tripes
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Was it consensual?
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>>610732006
Yes but, what? TELL ME
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>>610732039
FUCK atleast I got a lil chance hehe.
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Dearest Deer god, should i keep aspiring for this girl or get somebody else?
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Does Angela still love me?
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>>610732063
Will she or not
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Is it my time
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>>610723741
Oh sacred deer, is Emily the one for me?
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Is op a faggot
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>>610726891
someday
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should I hook up with her again?
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>>610732232
9/10?
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>>610732260
Rollin again
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>>610723741
Will it work out with her?
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>>610723741
Was wasting my entire life on World of Warcraft worth it?
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Should i hangout with jade today? For 2nd number: should i cheat?
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>>610727792

go on
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>>610729782
how it do it know?
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>>610723741
Will I be successful where I'm going
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>>610723741
Does she love me?
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Oh deer Will i find a new gf this year?
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Should I take heroin
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>>610732540
Will I make it out great
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Will I find a girl in my life who love me?
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>>610732540
Reroll
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>>610723741
Will she ever?
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>>610730611
there you go
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>>610731072
Will I at least touch a woman's boobs?
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>>610732666
Checking my Satan trips
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Will I be rich
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>>610723741

Oh Sacred Deer, will I ever stop drowning in pussy?
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>>610723741
Will I get a gf by the end of the year
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>>610732655
Ok, if I love her I don't care, but pls respond
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>>610730858
absolutely
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am i nigger
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>>610732666
She's Satan.
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>>610732720
Roll
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>>610732666

illuminati confirmed
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>>610723741
should i fap now?
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>>610732760
reroll
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>>610731205
she is a fatty
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>>610732703
What do you mean, tell me goddamnit.
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Will tonight be the big one ?
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>>610723741
Will she be 8/10 or higher
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>>610723741
Why? Yes or no?
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>>610732840
rolling and repating.
will find girl who love me ?
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>>610723741
Will I enslave humanity?
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>>610732838
alright, should I go for a smoke when I'm done?
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Sacred deer you lied to me last time, this time though will she pick me?
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Will a /b/ro send me a copy of gta v on steam?
id/iMahz24
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>>610732944
I¡m chillin
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>>610732903
Will she
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>>610732894
TELL ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT DEER.
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Will I fap
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>>610732896
But whatt ? Is there going to be a problem ?
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nudes?
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>>610723741
Will i find then soon?
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same as op deer
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>>610732953
It doesn't? :O
Well, will I still be able to boss them around?
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>>610733023
last time, Will I ever touch a woman's breast?
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will she ever love me ;-;
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qwerty
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>>610723741
Will she give me a chance?
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>>610732957
fuck you sacred deer, but I'll follow your first order, so tell me whether you'll change your second
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>>610733081
I see oh sacred deer, I will stay on my a game
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will I kick ass next Wrestling season? Oh sacred deer.
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>>610733118
Okay, will this be within 10 years?
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>>610723741
Will I fuck a bitch soon
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Will she say yes?
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>>610723741
Will I fall in love again, oh Sacred Deer?
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>>610733190
reroll then
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>>610732987
Last time you gave me a 7 give me a fucking real answer will she pick me?
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>>610733153
Top kek.
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>>610733228
Sweet, within 5?
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>>610733086
Will she be great?
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>>610733153
It does matter you asshole.
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>>610733240
Roll
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>>610733270
re-roll
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>>610733185
haaaa
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>>610733005
You're kidding right? I'm like 120
Fucking deer
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>>610733275
too fat for what? you don't make sense, so answer me
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Will I win the lottery jackpot next week, oh sacred deer?
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>>610723741
Will i ever Get Pussy? Oh mighty Sacred Deer?
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Oh sacred deer will i ever lose my virginity
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>>610733320
re-re-roll.
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>>610723741
Will she say yes?
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>>610723741
Is she hot
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>>610733294
Okay, okay. I won't ask again.
Will there be sex slaves?
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Will I become friends again with that girl from my class o mighty dear?
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>>610723741
is the illuminati real?
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>>610733393
Well, great.
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Will tonight be whatever I want it to be?
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is 9gag better than 4chan
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>>610733420
Roll
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>>610733470
Reroll
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>>610733471
Shiiiiiiit
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>>610733422
Will I have transcended the desire for sex?
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>>610733496
>Will tonight be whatever I want it to be?
Yes, But...
kek
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Of course I wil
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>>610723741

Should I let her know that I don't feel as strongly as I did before?
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>>610733503
Is she
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>>610733631
Told ya
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Sacred Deer, I haven't studied yet today for a big test I have next week because I have felt like shit all day. Am I fucked?
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>>610733277
Thats what you said last time and it happened anyway come on bro, WILL SHE PICK ME?
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>>610733496
So it will be even better than I want it to be?
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>>610733622
FUCK! Will I at least get lots of sex from willing subjects?
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