>>610559545
>police are trained to recognize signs of deception
>when they notice these signs they are trained to proceed with questions

Blame the training, not the cop.

You should just twitch nervously and reach for the glove box.

>>610560152
But do it fast so he sees you're just getting your registration for him ASAP.

>>610560152
that's a sure fire way to get shot in the face

>>610560483
>that's the joke

>>610560483
Nah. Just feign and start laughing and say you were just kidding. It's a great ice breaker and they love someone with a sense of humor about things.

you literally can't argue or try to walk away from these people or else they'll just arrest you for "resisting arrest"

>>610559545

This is life in a 3rd world country

>>610559545
why were you tense? What did you have to hide? If you were nervous about getting a ticket, you should have signaled.

>>610560479
Thus giving some news reporters somewhere a fifteen minute segment and a twitter shitstorm.

>>610560900
Which is always ironic because they weren't arresting you at the time...

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>>610559545
>I politely tell him im not and I would just like to be on my way if he was done giving me a warning
>if he was done giving me a warning

That's why he ordered you out of the vehicle.

It's really not their fault. They're cynical and jaded, and think everybody is an evil shitbag. It's their occupation that causes them to have such a worldview that views everyone under constant scrutiny.

I agree, it's the shits, but I don't hold it against them. It's not their fault they were trained to be such little bitches. They'll get theirs. Everything that comes around goes around.

>>610559545

Don't tell em' your from germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTvtkUPjgXk

>>610561366

All they ever meet during patrol is people who break the laws.

>>610561366

I don't want to say it's not their fault, but it's true. It's similar to the clinician's illusion, where if you always see someone not recover from an illness, you assume no one can.

>>610559545
Nigger detected.

>>610560483

Holy shit, guys. Thank God this guy is around. This one is a smart one.

I thought it was a good suggestion until this smart guy here cleared that up. Can't believe we didn't realize how STUPID an idea TWITCHING AND REACHING FOR THE GLOVE BOX WOULD BE.

SO GLAD YOU TOLD US. BECAUSE SHIT LIKE THIS INST A JOKE. THE GUY SUGGESTING IT WAS OBVIOUSLY SERIOUS AND NEEDED YOU TO CLARIFY.

Fuck.

>>610561920
Are you being sarcastic?

>>610562296

Apology accepted.

You know you don't have to get out of the car, sweating isn't probable cause.

>>610562427
Wait! Huh? I didn't apologize.

>>610562296
>>610562637
Autism accepted.

>>610561619
True dat. And they do seem some sketchy ass shit. After a while you probably just start to think everyone but you is up to no good.

>>610559545
>They have the power to send us to jail or even kill us, of course I'd be terrified.
I think you raise an extremely valid point, OP, even if you are a fag.

>>610562580
Get a load of this armchair attorney.

don't worry soon they will have stop sign cameras, retina recognition at stop lights and infraction detectors. don't go too fast cause we got speed detection devices. The Police state is NOW

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>>610561920
This fucking guy. I love this guy!

>>610561920
fucking kek

Sometimes we need to step back and assess things like the way a sociopath
Don't give in to your emotions (fear or nervousness), it won't do any good when you're talking to a cop
You'll do better next time, OP

>>610559545
They're the worst type of human beings. They really are bags of shit. Anything for a shit-tier government paycheck, right? Pulling people over for not signaling? Fucking statists.

well if you black youre probbably going to get shot anyhow

If your police department has enough time to be pulling people over who failing to signal your town is spending too much on it's police.

>>610563531
When I hear one say, "I'm just doing my job." I always wanna ask, "What's your price? If I pay you enough will you suck my dick and use the same excuse?" But I don't wanna go to jail or be kill.

>>610562916
So you're fine with rolling stops, running red lights, and going 30km/h over the limit?

>>610564818
Eurocuck detected.

>>610564818
yes

>>610564448
Yea.. You're an idiot

>>610562866
shutup poo poo breath

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>>610565066
Damn, you got me...if I wasn't Canadian

I was pulled over a few weeks ago for speeding. The cop could have given me reckless driving at the speed I was going, I passed someone illegally, didn't have any current registration becuase I had just gotten it renewed and hadn't put the paperwork in my car yet, and I was on painkillers. After talking to him for awhile he let me go with a simple speeding ticket for 11 MPH less than I was actually going

Maybe the fact it was my first ticket ever since I got my licence 8 years ago, that I'm white, was well dressed, and drive a "sensible" car factors in but I have to wonder how people like OP manage to fuck these things up so badly.

>>610559879
fuck you. I bet you are one of those idiots that say "just don't break the law and nothing will happen to you"

>They just do their jobs
>they just follow orders
>they are trained to do that

Seriously, anyone who thinks like this is a fucking idiot

>>610561351
Underrated post

>>he asks me if im hiding anything or im on any drugs
>>I politely tell him im not and I would just like to be on my way if he was done giving me a warning

>>610559545

Automatically assumes he's getting a warning...

>>610565758
He probably defends the actions of that Slager guy.
>Hurr if you don't wanna die, just bend over and submit your will to the cops

>>610564818
>So you're fine with rolling stops
Yeah.

>running red lights
Well, the red light is not a binary state. The sequence goes like this.
0. Road A has the green.
1. Light A turns yellow.
2. Light A turns red.
3. Light B turns green.
4. Cars from road B enter the intersection.

Between 2 and 3, it really shouldn't count. Between 3 and 4 shouldn't be done, but it really doesn't hurt anybody.

>going 30km/h over the limit?
On main roads, absolutely. Speed limits are overly conservative and 18 MPH is no big deal unless it's snowing. Residential streets are a little different, but police don't patrol residential streets for speeding, now do they.

>>610565737
>Maybe the fact it was my first ticket ever since I got my licence 8 years ago, that I'm white, was well dressed, and drive a "sensible" car
>Maybe

or maybe you just sucked his dick

>>610565758
> "just don't break the law and nothing will happen to you"
In most cases, unless you live in a shit city, this is the truth, dumbass.
If you took the extra tenth of a second to use your blinker you wouldn't be filled with all this angst against authority

>>610565758
Shut the fuck up you child.

This is just going to be a hate thread cause /b/ is full of rebellious fags age 15 to 24 these days... With a few older but..

>>610566300
>implying signaling matters
>not ticketing people for signaling the wrong direction or leaving it on by accident

>>610566409
>arguing with a child on an anime board

When you were young, did you ever have an inkling you'd end up this much of a loser?

>>610562784
>autism expected
There, fixed it for ya.

>>610566300
>>610566409
seriously, why do you murricans even need cops?¡ You can have guns and defend yourselves, and even conceal carry in some states. They're there just to suck revenues out of you

>>610559545
You should have asked him if you were being detained.

>>610566149
30km/h is a bit stretching it though...I'm totally fine with raising current speed limits but going 30 over when the majority are around 100 can be dangerous.

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>>610559545
>They have the power to send us to jail or even kill us, of course I'd be terrified.

What cop is going to send you to jail/shoot you for changing lanes with no signal? Jesus, some people actually have legitimate reason to be afraid of the police, and you are just a total faggot.

>>610566754
It's true. and we can never get sucked enough.

>>610566754
kekk I want to see their cops just strike and see what happens to their shit society

hurrdurr cops are the root of all evil

>>610567144
LMAO, in the places where they've gone on strike, crime rates have actually gone down

>>610564448
I was with you unti you said that. Now I hope you get pulled over by every cop that goes your way asswipe.

>>610565735
cancuck amirite

>>610566792
Well he obviously was if he was asked to step out the vehicle dumbass

>>610566235
Guilty as charged, I'm a gigantic faggot and he raped my face right on the side of a major intersection. Or maybe I was just honest and said it was a stupid thing to do and the cop was cool about it becuase I didn't act like an asshole.

>>610566816
I live in New York (the state, not the city). The posted speed limits on most of the highways is 55 (88 km/h). But New York has what's called 'the reasonable and prudent exception,' which means that cops don't bother pulling you over if you're following the flow of traffic in a reasonable and prudent manner. The highway I take to work typically cruises at about 70 (112), though I've gone as fast as 88 (141). I have never been pulled over for speeding.

Speed limits out here are overly conservative because they were written in the 50s. Cars have gotten faster and more maneuverable across the board, rendering the limits painfully obsolete. If they have more reasonable limits on your side of the pond then so be it.

>>610567311
Yea because they don't have any information to record the crime rate off of you dumb fuck

>>610567509
You should still ask if you are being detained dumbass,

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>>610567595
Definitely the first one.

My dad is a metro cop and he has to deal with the worst of society everyday. After the trevan Martin thing people (mostly all black) kept coming up to him yelling stuff like "hands up don't shoot" and "you fucking pig" and all that stuff. He has to deal with all that shit on a daily basis and you think he isn't going to start profiling people because of all the shit one group (blacks) of people give him?

>>610567674
55 posted speed limit? That's crazy. Here in texas, we have 75 and like 85 on toll roads.

>>610567711
Please explain to me what that would accomplish....

And I being detained?
Yes.

Stop proceeds

>>610565735
Close enough.

>>610565758
>I bet you are one of those idiots that say "just don't break the law and nothing will happen to you"

Nigger detected

>>610567674
except the city doesnt want to update the speed limits. because the way they have it set up basically OKs everyone to drive 70 but whenever a cop feels like generating revenue they can pull over anyone they want. its all about money, its a fucking scam. new york is a shithole

Cops definitely are pigs but it's because the system allows it. People also don't know their rights. Bad combination.

>>610567696
wut
>Implying there's no independent, state-funded crime rate monitoring.
>>610567848
So you're saying they have no right to be mad at a corrupt institution? If your father had any principles, he'd have quit a while ago

>>610567848
So he's just going to prove them right, then? LOL. I knew you don't have to be particularly bright to join the police force, but holy shit. You're dad is one giant fuckin imbecile. And if you think you made a good point, then I'd say you're just as retarded as he is.

>>610567674
yet people have gotten dumber and are constantly doing other things while driving (i.e. cell phones) so I think the speed limits are fine where they are at.

>>610568224
Yes that generate the report off the number of officer reports and arrests that are made and if no one is writing a report or making an arrest what the fuck do you think is going to happen... People self report their crime to the third party company. Lol stfu

>>610566618
are you autistic?

>>610565655
>>610567436
Try harder try hard faggots. I bet I've got the cleanest record on this board. Life is easy if you're not a retard.

>>610568174
>new york is a shithole
The city and Long Island, absolutely. Upstate is still kinda nice if you can find work.

>>610568258
>says the person sitting on his ass on the computer
>my dad had to be a cop because his old job wasn't making enough money to support our family
>he's been a cop for fourteen years
>he is one of the only two white metro police officers in his district in D.C.
>you're a asshole if you judge someone without meeting them.

>>610568543
I'm pro police so idk what you're trying to troll on me

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>>610565758
Nigger

>>610568486
>OMG what a noob. first go read which departments actually have gone on strike before making a fool of yourself

>>610559545
I've had a cop have me get out of my vehicle for being too relaxed he didn't even ask me for my licence or registration.
>No one is as relaxed as you when talking to a cop.
He wanted to search my car I told him
>I do not give you permission to search my car
>Fine, I can just get a drug dog down here
>And what? Sniff my bumpers?
>No, you have to let him in.
>The dog is an officer and like you I don't have to do shit.
at this point I locked my car and stood there
>Am I under arrest?
>No...
>Am I being detained?
>No.....
>Then good bye officer, oh and unless you want this video ( was bluffing up a storm here) ending up in the hands of your superiors you might choose your next actions carefully.
>Have a nice day sir.
He then power walked back to his car.

>>610568374
People doing stupid, distracting shit instead of watching the road is not something you can solve with an ass-backwards speed limit.

>>610560483
Which brings up another point.

Why the fuck are the allowed to draw their weapon for something like that?
Where the fuck else would I keep my registration?
What do you think would happen if I drew a gun on a McDonald's employee who suspiciously reached under the counter?

I was pulled over once and had to step out of the car. This bitch kept stepping back and taking a defensive stance when I leaned nonchalantly against the car with my hands behind me.
I understand where she's coming from but damn. I put my hands behind me to prop myself, and I'm fully relaxed enough around HER to lean back even though SHE clearly has a firearm when I obviously don't have one at easy access. (in my ass-crack wouldn't count as easy access)

Why am I the threat?
I'm white, driving a beat-up accord full of tools and wearing a bright green vest; a hard-hat is in the passenger seat. What profile did I fall into to be tagged as a threat?

Only cool cop I met pulled over me and my brothers in SC. K9 unit profiled my shiny Impala LTZ and out of state tags on 95. I know damn well he was looking for drug runners. He acted cool and wasn't accusing once he saw absolutely nothing suspicious. But tailgating me for 10 miles and giving me a warning for "following too close" is kind of insulting. Just say you were looking for drugs and thought I was black because of my car.

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>>610565758
>is a fucking idiot

>HURR DURR ALL COPS WANT TO KILL US THEY'RE ALL EVIL

I'm not really sure if you're retarded or retarded.

>>610566618
>implying signaling matters
Uh, it does matter actually. Signaling lets other people around you know what your trying to do, which is vital in preventing crashes.
>not ticketing people for signaling the wrong direction or leaving it on by accident
People do get pulled over, or maybe even ticketed for these things. My mom got pulled over for driving 2 miles on the freeway with her blinker on, she got a warning.

>>610559545
Know your rights and use them everyone!!!!

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>>610568821
What are you 12, calling me a noob.have you even graduated college with a bachelor's?

>>610568897
nice memeing, faggot. Having a nice second day on the interwebz? I recommend le funny katz for you

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>>610568881
because there are too many retards who have shot cops in the face by hiding a gun inside the fucking glove box smart ass.

this thread is literally filled with cancer.

I think I need to leave, I can't mix with this level of autism.

pic related, everyone in this thread is on the left.

>>610567999
Willfully blind jackass detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ariXIEUJkyI

>>610569291
I'm pro police, the dude with a metro cop for a dad. I'm definitely the right head in that image.

>>610561366
It's definitely their fault. The training does not help, but they aren't doing anything to make that change either. They're pretty happy with the status quo of being untouchable, professional douchebags.

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>>610559545
Piggies gonna pig.

Just imagine the level of douchebag you need to be to become a grown up tax collector hall monitor for a living.

>>610559545
You don't know your rights. You didn't even attempt to use them. You're a spineless faggot.

>>610559545
That's the whole point you dingus, he pulled you over for something banal hoping that he could slam you for something else. He isn't your fuck buddy...Do you even lawyer bro?

>>610568543
Yea you are right. A guy like you would never break the law. Little Billy still has his vagina. Thats why you couldnt say that to his face you beta neckbeard.

>>610568846
+1000000
nice work, cops need to be put in their place every once in a while.

>>610559545

Got pulled over once in my trusty ol rusty truck.

>officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

.me looking back.

OH SHIT! WHERE DID MY TRAILER GO!!!!

>officer: Tralier? were you towing it?

me: no. But next time just tell me ok?

>officer: they ain't never gonna believe this at the station.. have a nice day anon.

>>610568698

> Hurr! I'm a bootlicker and suck cop dick. Durr!

As if it weren't obvious but thanks for clearing that up queer.

>>610569291
This picture made me laugh so fucking hard. Thanks, man

>>610569291
Have a nice life, you copsucking little faggot.

>>610569547
>says the nigger who got arrested for robbing a 7/11

>>610569445
B/ro this all rebellious children you'll never convince them until they mature. And anyone here old enough has never even been on a ride along or any level of what they do to be educated they should watch some the videos explaining why they do what they do and theyll understand, but that's too much work for them.

>>610559545
Stop breaking the law blackie!

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>>610568846
I don't buy this story of bit.. Top kek I think you altered some details there buddy

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>>610568881
This.
I drive an old Caddy. Get pulled over for a "light" out or obscured plate frequently. Cops are tense till they see I'm white and I invariably get a warning and a "have a nice day!"

I'd be so much less pissed if they just came up to the car and said "oh you aren't a nigger be on your way sir."

And I will respond "Thank you officer go get bust some niggers!"

At least we'd be being honest with each other. I want those fucking jungle bunnies locked up too.

>>610569984
>nigger detected.
In all seriousness hVe any of you met an off duty cop before and talked to him. I mean talk, not screaming obscenities in their faces about how they're apparently dirty pigs or some shit.

>>610561369
why do you get ass raped in american prisons tho? that doesn't happen in any other country. why are all american prisoners gay?

>>610569028
/thread

All you faggots complaining about the cop(s), and all you faggots siding with them have something in common. You don't know your rights and you're both forgetting about using them.

>>610569291
I understand that cops are at risk in these types of situations.

I'd just like it better if there wasn't a double-standard.

You know what?
I'm done too.
I wish there wasn't a fucking double-standard on everything.

>>610559545
Is that an order or a request, Officer Badgenumber

>>610570895
I know them better than you bud, have you ever had formal constitutional law education from any University?

>>610570859
rape does happens in prisons everywhere

>>610569766
Its a thing called common sense kid. That's why you don't yell out nigger at a rap concert.

>>610570443
I used to good friends with the village cop. Small town middle of nowhere. He was cool as shit and gave me keys to shoot my guns at the township property.

After he quit they hired a nigger. Pulled me over one night. I straight up asked him "So you aren't from here are ya? My grandfather is on the town board he's the one who signs your check."

Officer nig nog gone less than 3 weeks later.

>>610571219
>University

Ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah

>>610569766
Also. Nice double bind Mr. Cop Cumdump.

>>610571116
That's a request, and please tell me what asking for his badge number will do. You know they can ask you to exit a vehicle for any reason during a traffic stop? Even just to write you your ticket

>>610571372
Aka, that's a no.

>>610559545
of course they realize this, and that's why they abuse it. Fuck the police, and I'm not just being cute and quoting rap, every pig should die.

>>610571910
Bait.

The average American is more likely to be killed by a cop than a terrorist.

>>610572009
not bait, that's why I carry, I have to defend myself, because unless the oinker gets to harrass some one, he's not going to do his job and defend me.

>>610559545
Yeah we'll a cop approached me with gun drawn shouting at me and my GF to get out of the vehicle. After I gave my paperwork to him he let me go. Fucking pig inputted my license number wrong and thought it was a stolen car. Didn't even apologize and had this air of, well I'll let you go this time punk, even though I did nothing wrong

you know who looks fucking terrified at a routine traffic stop? People who have a pound of cocaine up their asses.

>>610571631
If it is a request, then I'll be on my way. Thank you for the warning and I will correct the hazard as soon as possible, enjoy the rest of your day.

>At any time you can ask an officer for their badge number, this unique identifier is important for waging a complaint with the proper authorities, if you or your rights are abused. Try to get it on your own without asking if you can, but don't try to obviously lengthen the LEO encounter

>>610572190
Dumbest reasoning ever.. I carry too just because there's more fucking niggers around than there are cops

>>610572518
like the cops matter

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>>610572205
eh, at least he didn't murder you and your gf.

>look at the bright side

>>610572509
Yea I know what an ID number is and just cause he asks doesn't mean you're free to go. Usually they ask nicely until you want to be a cute nigger, then they'll just tell you to step out the car.. Be cause it's well within the law for people to step out the vehicle for the duration of the stop... That doesn't take any special reasoning besides the initial reason of the stop.

>>610572972

However, it put you in control of the situation, instead of just dumbly giving up your rights and remember, those who would give them up for safety deserve neither and will eventually lose both.

Also, if you ask to speak to a lawyer, they have to leave you alone, if they pestr simply state "I want to remain silent, I don't consent to warantless searches.

>you don't have to obey police unless you are under arrest.

after all, you are a law abiding citizen, right ? *wink*

>>610562580
Dont need PC for that. Thinking you know shit about the law is what gets people fucked up

>>610570304
That's what happened, if you don't believe me that's not my problem.

>>610559545
I'm a cop an I pull people over for shit like this all the time. I usually do it at 2 in the morning on Fridays and Saturdays. I do it to find drugs, illegal weapons and DUIs. It called probable cause, that cop saw something in your car or thought you were lying about where you were. Just don't have anything sitting out that might be indicative of illegal activity and you'll be a squared away fag.

>>610559545
The united states police are childish men with an authority complex whom have no idea what the difference is between law and policy. This is due to a severely shrunkated training that spends only a month out of three covering law in any way shape or form. In addition, they perpetuate their own understanding of law with violence against peaceful persons by escalating the situation unnecessarily. While their only job is to issue a summons to court for peaceful persons, to let a judge determine the facts, not act in themselves as judge/jury/executioner.

Sadly, its not entirely the police officers fault for the police state we find ourselves. The legal system in general is broken and continues to write into law forty thousand "laws" a year, of which many remain without being overturned even if they're unconstitutional. This becomes a problem when jury's in the court no longer understand jury nullification, that they are trying the lawful nature of the law as well as the defendant.

This all works out according to plan because misconception endeavors in favor of lobbyists and big corporations, further cementing our corporate servitude and us being used as the revenue they seek.

>>610573807
There is a difference between probable cause, and reasonable suspicion, Officer. I'm not meaning any disrespect.

>>610573807
go kill yourself you fat, dumpy ass pig

>>610573807
you're part of the problem if you're stopping people to FIND probable cause. Find another job because you have no idea how to do that job lawfully.

>>610573679
Wow you're an idiot you don't have a right to a lawyer during a traffic stop... This was decided in a supreme Court case. You may have a lawyer during formal questioning and arrest. Not on a traffic stop... But yes you do not have to speak on a traffic stop... But it would be in your best interest to supply your documents if you don't speak otherwise they'll detain you under the presumption you're driving without a license or insurance

>>610574158
And that is all I would give, licence and registration. with the statement

"What seems to be the problem, Officer?"

>>610574109
That is the lawful way to do it.

>>610574158
That kind of detainment is unlawful in its self, assumption is not law and only a judge can strip you of your freedom to move about. the only recourse and officer has in that situation is to issue a citation based on what few facts he has. But, you seem like the type that actually encourages violence upon peaceful people so you'll refute that too.

>>610573991
In my state you only need reasonable suspicion for a traffic stop btw..idk about this guy's state. He probably used his pc for the stop to investigate another crime this is called a context stop you know it all dumb fuck. So he didn't do anything wrong...

>>610574648
so you've summarily detained a person without probable cause to start, congratulations for violating someones civil rights from the beginning.

thats not lawful, that is tyrannical.

>>610574669
It is not illegal at all. If you're stopped and can't furnish a valid dl or insurance why the fuck would he be like have a nice day you're obviously not a criminal

>>610574109
The reason the kid was pulled out of the car WAS probable cause. Not the reason I pull over cars with defects.

>>610565737
Sounds like my exact story except I was coming back from a concert at 3am. He was literally the only car on the highway. I looked like a total fag. Died blonde hair and painted toenails with no shoes on. I was praying my pupils were not dilated. 110 in a 70 is an arrestable offense. Luckily he didn't pop me when I maxed at 125 or I am pretty sure I would have gone to jail looking like a flaming faggot.

>>610574387
Don't forget the insurance... The vehicle is obviously registered if you have the current sticker so that would be a waste to give them.

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>>610574955
so guilty until proven innocent works for you.

>>610574681

You seem a little agitated, is something up ?

|Are you under the influence of illegal or prescription drugs.

>>610566149
Shit the big city around me has 60mph speed limits. You can safely drive right next to the cops at 90. They don't give a fuck as long as the traffic is moving. State Troopers...Not so much.

>>610574648
You pull someone over for a turn signal. Make contact with the driver who can't form a sentence and smells like beer. Bing bang boom.

>>610575156
You're already guilty of a charge that you got stopped for and yes in the US you cannot drive without a valid dl or insurance soooo if you don't show you are driving legally you will be detained that's just how it is. See you are the nigger that brings problems on himself. Just give your license to him what's the problem you were caught in a traffic violation you're just making it worse for yourself

>>610575109
Thanks for noticing, though. I use the autopay continuous sticker on my plates.

>>610573807
no cop could really be this dumb, could they???? lol @ being nervous looking = "probable cause"

>>idiot pig doesnt understand premise of probable cause
where did you get your credentials Hightower, police academy 8?

OFFICER FAGGOT TO DISPATCH: PERP LOOKS NERVOUS, HAVE PROBABLE CAUSE TO INITIATE SEARCH OF VEHICLE

>>610575293
Just teaching one uneducated person at a time is all

>>610561040
Not op but i do that too. You dont want to travel across borders with people like us

>>610575142
>implying your life's ruined if you get caught with a bit of personal

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>>610561920

>>610560483
newbie

>>610573807
Fuck you pig

>>610573807
It is none of your business where I was. Where were you last night officer? What is the address I would like to verify it.

>>610571241
>"I'm just doing my job." I always wanna ask, "What's your price? If I pay you enough will you suck my dick and use the same excuse?" But I don't wanna go to jail or be kill.

I guess you will never ask huh buddy?

>>610575664

Enjoy the rest of your day, I'll be leaving now, if that's all and I'll try to not let your personal lashes out at me affect me in any way, after all, it could affect my driving performance and get me pulled over.

>bigsmile

>>610575605
Just cause he stepped out doesn't mean he's searching it nor did he give enough detail in the story for everyone to grasp the officers reasoning

>>610571288
>"So you aren't from here are ya? My grandfather is on the town board he's the one who signs your check."
But the police are the ones that abuse power right?

>>610575540
license is required to get insurance, insurance is required to get a tag, registration is required to get a plate for the tag. Whats the problem again?

just so everyone knows, you never have to show a cop ID as long as you arent committing a crime or driving.

people have more rights than they realize. 99.9% of the people on the tv show COPS could have avoided arrest if they just kept their mouths shut and refused consent to search. so just remember, dont make their job easy for them.

>>610576146

Yeah, what's the problem, we've presented all of our documents and they are valid, and we have no outstanding warrants..

>>610576146
The problem is licenses are valid 5 years insurance expires orris revoked and plates are valid one-2 years.. You're math is a fucked up 15yo who can't drive

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>yfw police have killed more unarmed Americans since 9/11 than soldiers have been killed overseas fighting for your "freedom"

Keep lying to your self and continue to suck the long dick of the law sheeple

ITT: A bunch of whiny wannabe-anarchist losers.

Seriously. If a cop pulls you over and asks you for your license and insurance, fucking show it to him and let it be.

You aren't alpha for disagreeing, arguing, or bargaining with a cop. You're a moron. They have a thankless job to begin with, and your whiny bullshit doesn't make it any better.

>>610559879
thats lack of training, most are too retarded to know wtf they are really doing

>>610576325
If all is valid and you don't give off indicators of any further criminal activity or deception you'll be presented you citation and released on your way... That simple

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>>610561920
How autistic are you?

>>610576348
again, something the courts can decide. Its not for police speculation, just do the job and issue a ticket for no proof of which ever bullshit you want and let the actual legal system decide. I have my fifth amendment, no one can compel me to incriminate myself or vice versa.

>>610576554
Underrated post!!!

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HOW TO NOT GET ARRESTED
>Step 1: try your very hardest to be white or at least not black or hispanic
>Step 2: try sucking the cops dick, we all like a good lewinski from time to time
>Step 3: bite dick off right before he cums
>no cop will fuck with you after that

>>610560483
Autism detected.

>>610576453
citation ?
I could use it for my pro cop buddies

>>610559545
Its part of being a good cop, sorry that you have anxiety around them. I know plenty of cops who have gotten drug mules and felons by noticing there odd body language, also cops will be a little tense during traffic stops sense that is when most police are killed.

>>610576554
this guy gets it

>>610576554
all I did was state that was the case, to our more autistic and paranoid passengers