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hey /b/...I think I could fuck my cousin.last night we were packed
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hey /b/...I think I could fuck my cousin.last night we were packed in a car together with some mutual friends..she had to sit on my lap.She started intentionally moving her ass around on my cock.I got half a boner and she felt it.she put her hand on my knee,squeezed it.and smiled.She has also been sending me flirty txt's.If I get the chance should I go through with it?
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>>610519374
No, that would be retarded.
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>>610519374
i'm def attracted to her.
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yes you should
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>>610519903
Dude why not, I mean we all just live on a giant rock hurtling through space do you honestly think itll matter long term? Make yourself happy.
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>>610519374
Girls like to tease and feel like they have power over guys. She could very very easily just be doing that since, you know, she's your fucking cousin and probably isn't as interested in incest as you are. The fact that you're her cousin is also likely a factor because she feels relatively safe teasing you since it probably isn't an option for her normally functioning brain.
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is she from/near New Milford, Connecticut?
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>>610519374
Of course you should. That doesn't mean you can.
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>>610520120
This Pretty much. Be safe tho. At this point id str8 up txt her asking to fuck. Post nudes.
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>>610519374
did you wake up or walk the dinosaur at any point during this journey?
text her and ask "why haven't we fucked yet"
POST REPLIES FGT
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>>610520169
yes
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>>610519374
She's fucking with you you prick.
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>>610520510


>>inb4 anon telling girl his cousin wants to fuck her
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>>610519374
do it for the /b/ros who have hot cousins and can't hit it.
show replies/nudes if you get lucky
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>>610519374
Just txt her showin off the goods and the bitch will send nudes at the least
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>>610519374

Yes.
/thread
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>>610519374
Let's see some of these flirty text screenshots
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>>610520813
Seriously be safe and have fun
My cousin got an std from her boyfriend... She used to be hot as fuck but I will never unsee the herpes
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>>610521011
my phone is a piece of shit prepaid.i cant take screenshots.
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>>610521073
that doesn't necessarily mean she's got the herps dude... I mean, WAS it hsv? If you won't fuck her because she got the clap once, you dumb as hail.
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>>610521319
use a mirror to take a picture idiot
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>>610521516
i can't use camera and txt at the same time.
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>>610522356
You're posting on mobile lair
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>>610522356
Then you must type out the texts, friend.
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>>610522486
prove it faggot
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>>610522748
You uploaded a screenshot nigger
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This is his "cousin" in question
Her facebook
sydney.altieri.9
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>>610523880
send her this thread
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Nah, I'm trying to find her cousin to find OP's FB, that way it'll be funnier.
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>>610524245
bumpin
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you should, Sir
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just slap on a rubber and go to town on that
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I took /b/'s advice, though it's likely nothing will happen.
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>>610519374
>If I get the chance should I go through with it?
Are you fucking blind? Who would even think twice if they get the opportunity to fuck a worldie
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>>610526513
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>>610526513
Lulz
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>>610526513
please let there be a response
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>>610526513
Arschloch

>>610519374
Arschloch
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I left the thread and came back to this??

How did y'all get info?
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Possible Cousin

christian.altieri1


Her Info...
Sydney E Altieri
Female | 24 years old
Phone Number
(860) 749-5682
Email Address
[email protected]
Birthday
September 1990
Current Address
55 Root Rd
Somers, CT 06071
Father Greg 61
Mother Pam 59
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>>610526513
Reverse image search is Google's best tool for cyber vigilantes
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OP with his cousin
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>>610527417
lmfao
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honestly /b/ is just full of the biggest faggots ever
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The images all come from one photography group and I used that to determine her Fb.
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>>610527256
fresse und verpissen
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>>610520057
To far /b/
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>>610527593
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>>610520057
Fucking hell man, not cool.
Too soon.
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Get fucked dude. Get fucked :)
>>610527593
>>610527674
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>>610527311
I thought it was him too, but they could also be related through the mother's relatives and have different last names.
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your cousin sounds like a very nice person:
"I'm not really sure where my boobs went but I looove this nigga."
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if that girl is his cousin then what's the point in messaging her about this? it's just fucking childish imo
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The oldfags are smiling upon this thread. Much win to be had..
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>>610527787
WTF!!!! DON'T SAY ANYTHING PLEASE!!!
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Smiling deep indeed. A tiny bit of faith has been restored ;)
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>>610528251
Hahahahahahahahaha
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>>610527311
>>610527787
Pretty sure it is Christian. Look at his FB he is a summerfag for sure.
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>>610527665
beeil dich, heute ist freitag und du wolltest noch chic in die kettendiskothek asugehen und caipi trinken, azubi
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>>610528251
I mean, I already messaged her, that's what the screencap was of.
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>>610527805
Oh yeah cause 4chan is the church of maturity stfu you stupid nigger
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>>610528796

wow holy shit

OP here

cousin texted me that she hoped I felt the same way and we're flirting now

thanks, anon!
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>>610528796
You sir are a champ. I give unto you - this.
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>>610528959

why?I thought we were all /b/ros here.if i was wrong she's gonna think i'm creepy now.
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>>610528990
You have to prove your winrar faggot.
My god man. Are you new? This thread is pretty decent, make the slam dunk and back your shit up.
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>>610528990
Post any pics she sends. You owe us. And you're welcome :)
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>>610528990
You already know that's not going to work. Provide proof my friend.
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>>610528990
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>>610528990
Awwwh, how great. If it's real, have fun at your family reunions, I mean dates.
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>>610529112
Fuck you nigger
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>>610527776
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>>610520057
too soon anon
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Oh, by the way, she still hasn't read the message OP, you're safe, and full of it. For now at least.
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>>610529112

fake OP
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>>610529363
beliebing that lie
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Some of us have gone out of our way to destroy you in this thread.
By god faggot, humble us oldfags and provide the win you "claim".
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>>610520673
2nded
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>>610529221
>>610529328
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>>610529478
:)
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>>610527669
wrong
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>>610529629
Tits or gtfo
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>>610529760
Seconded. Never too far.
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>>610522986
not saved as image.jpg
>not on mobile
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>>610529629
How do we know she sent this? Post the chat.
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>>610529629
That's a profile picture of hers OP, check that the photo is for "friends only" before you upload and claim shit.
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>>610519374
I bet this is the girl you want to fuck.
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>>610526513
Asshole, you're supposed to help him sleep with her, not cockblock him.
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>>610529928
ROFL!
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>>610528990
Fuck off, cunt. Everyone knows you're full if AIDS and fail
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>>610527417
underrated
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>>610529986
GET THE FUCK OUT!
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>>610529928
Well done all
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>>610519374
Yes.
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>>610527776
Where the fuck did 46 come from, was that there before? I vote to appeal that shit.
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>>610529986
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>>610530245
That pic is nearly 10 years old. :x
So - since ever? :o
There no appealing the rules man. C'mon now.
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>>610530107
and girls
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>>610529986
Why don't you suck his dick if you want him to get laid so bad you fag
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>>610519374
That's what cousins are for. Duh.
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>>610530107
You seem to misunderstand /b/
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>>610519374
If this isnt bait you are full retard for having to contemplate this on 4chan.
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>>610526513
waiting for response
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>>610529629
Well, at least we know she believes in kindness; I was worried for second, but it's ok now

>I hate tattoos
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>>610530419
>Rule 30+31
Check em \/
>>610527776
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>>610530107
>>610530326
>>610530444
I'm just saying, old /b/ would have had him sleep with her, take pictures, and post her pictures all over the internet which is much more demeaning than what you guys thought of.
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