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ya m9
How it do mang?
>>610446459
>>610446477
we ready for it
shut ins unite
Ayy
Anyone interested in knowing what tonight's beast of a dish was?
>>610447524
What?
>>610447524
>tonight's beast of a dish was?
Oh yes pls.
What is in tum tum
>>610448290
If anyone from last night rocks up they'll know what I mean.
I nearly had some dude creaming over it. + foods a shit load better to talk about than the gay shit we keep getting around the end of the night.
>>610448613
Had me some chilli spiced chicken on rice with a garlic, mayonnaise and sweet chilli dipping sauce.
And a fuck tonne of mixed veges coz a guys gotta eat and Im too poor to afford fresh.
Anyone else see the leaked Batman v Superman trailer? Looks incredible.
>>610448822
fancy as fuck
looking forward to nachos
>>610448983
Oh I dunno ae. Its gonna depend on the chips I get given.
I did take a photo of my food tonight. Was gonna go on /ck/ then realised my mixed veges would receive me scorn.
>>610448958
They look so soft....
God damn I need a new woman.
we dead
Anyone there?
>>610449131
post here
>>610450351
Now that I properly look at this photo it all looks fucking rank :(
>>610446352
Kapiti Reporting for duty
>>610450460
No looks nice and fancy.
>now post ur fuck hole
>>610450500
>>610450122
>>610448822
>>610447399
>>610446477
nice work on the dubs anons
>>610450662
B-b-but Im not gay anon.
>>610450705
Wait till you see what Ill bring out later.
anyone got sauce on her?
>>610450976
>B-b-but Im not gay anon.
don't matter youve made me hungry
>>610451117
yeah tomatoe sauce
>>610446352
best escorts in chch?
>>610451155
Then go cook up a feed. Bitches love a good feed.
>>610451345
i am cooking chips mm chips mm chips mm mm mm
>chips
>>610451117
Prob the guy who posts heaps of pics/webms, etc. of Koreans, unless samefag
>>610451419
no not the same dude but i was hoping that guy would be on tonight
>>610449221
After an extensive reverse image search, the girl on the right is is AV star Yui Hatano. I can't figure out the name of the chick on the left or the source video this is from.
God DAMN it.
>>610451568
how do you know mate they all look the same
>>610451417
I miss aioili.
Dunedinfag here, been a bit cold lately
>>610451670
You haven't spent enough time around Asians, apparently.
>>610451284
check new zealand girls website dude
>>610452551
Man up faggot
anyone want to fuck a land whale?
BASED FRIDAY NIGHT SLOWFY THREAD
>>610453061
Location?
Reporting In.
What's going on amigos
BITCH IM ZOMBIE
>>610453171
hamilton, you?
>>610446352
Riley stewart
3
>my life right now
>>610453332
Invercargill lel
>>610453161
Someones got a kfap they need you to help them with.
BITCH DONT FORGET IT
>>610453450
aww sux
We bragging about cooking? Tfw made a bomb ass pork and black bean stir fry
WE THE KILLER WHALES
>>610453812
pics, dick
>>610453812
You the man. Man.
Im waiting on my new noodles before I dive back into stir frys.
u wot m8
WE THE UNDERWATER SQUAD
lol nothing happening in this thread except pics of asian girls and some dubs
WE THE ORCA NINJAS
fat people getting rekt thread
>>610454235
You new here?
>caring about dubs
>>610454897
>tfw i get dubs
>>610454595
What a dick
Housing crisis in Auckland and the fucking Tories have done shit about it because their support base wants make more money
Dunedin here, doing a whole lot of fuckall
>>610453891
Implying there's any left
>>610453893
I just used trident hokkien. Still turned hella good. Way better than any sauce from a packet anyway
>>610455577
I gotta stick with Ramen n shit too poor otherwise. I spend all my money on my spices and meat cuts.
WE THE COHORT
taking shots between posts and connection errors bros ww@?
>>610455711
They're not expensive man. Can usually get a pack of udon from paki Slav for .60-$1
>>610455352
>Tories
who uses that term in NZ anyway
>>610455929
Surprisingly enough over here.
I'm just trying to finish this bottle of canadian club so I can get another one. That actually doesn't make sense
4 20 in 3 days which one of u akl faggots gon invite me
any nz nudes?
>>610455933
Ill take a look.
>>610456158
this reminds me.
Where can a young handsome man score in the CBD
>tfw will never be as handsome as Won Bin
>>610456260
Having an upper middle class upbringing with a cheap mother has taught me how to eat fancy on the cheap
>>610456650
I can eat fancy on the cheap as the shit I talked about last night shows. My issue is I just dont buy some ingredients because I assume the price on them will be too high so I look for less ingredients.
>mfw the turk neighbour asks if it's legal to catch and eat pigeons in this country
Auckfag here again
>>610456982
kek
do girls post here?
>>610457135
Yes. But she has a boyfriend so keep it in your pants.
chch just had an earthquake
also I'm high on weed, opiates, benzos and alcohol, and today I've also taken nicotine, caffeine, arecoline, mirtazipine, venlafaxine, propanalol and pantaprazole
>>610456146
Are you the guy that asked for whisky recommendations?
Taupo Signing IN
>>610457252
Again?!? FFS mother nature has it out for you
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>610457252
>earthquake
barely fucking noticeable. like the third one tiday
>>610457252
>chch has another earthquake
holy fuck lol everyone leave that city already ffs
>>610456963
Fair. I tend to keep my cupboard stocked with basics so I can spend the bulk of my budget in expensive shit. Also portioning helps. A ten buck tray of chicken drums provides me with 3-4 meals
>>610457252
>living the dream
>>610457264
yes, you the one who recommended it?
>>610446352
Yo anyone got weed around orewa?
>>610453061
Has this ever worked? Like have you ever hooked up through nz threads?
that reminds me for some reason that i saw this dude at britomart the other day with a legit neckbeard, fedora and a trenchcoat
>it's arrived in NZ
>>610453061
Ever taken a marketing class?
999
9
>>610457876
those fuckers are actually quite common. I'm surprised they still haven't realised how much we laugh at them
NZ played good cricket. But in the end it was mighty Aussies.
>>610457686
Yeah, drinking some myself right now.
>>610458000
very nice
>>610458041
very nice
>>610458160
good stuff man, thanks for the rec.
Say, know anything good whiskey in a higher price bracket?
>>610458041
We beat them once, Im calling it a draw :)
>>610458028
What really? I've never seen one in the wild before, I assumed it was all just made-up stories for humour and to scare us. I assumed it was a joke until I saw another trilby with sunglasses indoors later on
Flatmate is away and house to myself, yet im in bed on this shitty website, drinking absolut & oj and being a boring wee fuck.
>>610457516
Thats exactly what I do. I only moved a month ago so stacking up on basics is still being done.
>>610458242
Nope, I'm a cheap bastard.
>tfw study your brains out during the day to accommodate the drinking at night
it's not like studying is gonna keep me warm...
>>610458263
where you live
Fuck I love this chicks ass.
>>610458281
Ugh. Yeah I know that feel. Doesn't help I'm not getting gubmint monies this week so I gotta stretch this weeks shop out ._.
>>610458554
Wellington, fuck yeah.
Went out to dinner at D4 on Featherston Street tonight with some workmates, got a bit chopped, drove home, now in bed drinking and fucking bout on here.
It
G
Ma
>>610458492
I did this too except it was catching up. I fell behind at the end of the first half
Boy, oh boy It's a happening again!
>>610458641
id stretch your arse out fgt
>>610458771
study hard~
>>610458750
What the fuck is this gook shit all up on my NZ thread?
>>610458826
As a trap, yes pls
Has anyone ever actually followed that "Have only one drink an hour so you don't become intoxicated" guideline? Never mind the mindset of someone who wants to drink without getting drunk, economically it's retarded. If you don't want to get drunk just buy a coke it's cheaper.
>>610458868
I actually ended up getting an A in accounting. I think just a pass would be suffice for this sem.
You doing Korean for a gen?
>>610458869
gomen~~~
>>610458881
not into traps so no
>>610459034
Too l8 pal
>>610456982
Fucking disgusting.
>mfw I have that T
Thread needs some kiwi sluts.
Danyelle from Invercargill.
The most blatant liar I have met in quite a few years.
>>610459009
>You doing Korean for a gen?
no
i wouldn't mind doing Chinese or something tho
>>610459426
>The most blatant liar I have met in quite a few years.
story
>>610458641
I make all my shit last 2 weeks. PC build is a factor.
>>610459462
Chinese is so easy lol, and the teacher(s) are quite cute if at auckland
>>610459426
grim...
does the guy who used to take strolls in the middle of threads still post?
anyone have the snapchats names for nz kiwi sluts preferbally white or asian
>>610459482
Spun some of the most outrageous shit I have heard in a long time. She forgot who I am, who I used to be and who I know...
Didnt take much to find out who she really was and what she was really like.
Compulsive liars who spin their entire world in a web of bullshit can never maintain it for long, and it didnt take long for her world to unravel.
>>610459462
good idea.
I was going to do Jap but then I realised the kind of people who would also be doing it. People like me, but they're not aware of their cringiness
>>610459750
Sometimes, you'll know when he's around. He posts that black and white gif of an old woman and says "Hello boys!"
WHERE THE GIRLS AT??
>>610459726
Dat fake smile that doesn't quite reach her eyes right? ALL her photos are like that.
111
Right, Not enough of us on /Pol/ so gonna go recruiting on /b/, who the fuck is at Vic Uni?
>>610460059
>>610459768
are you this much of a nigger irl too
>>610460135
/pol/ fucking suxx
Benn a shit
>>610460135
You listened to my advice anon. Welcome to the thread.
>>610460293
who dat
>tfw you love your waifu so much it hurts but feel no pain when she devours your soul
>>610460135
/pol/ is mostly cancer though, and that's coming from a /b/tard. Mostly just amerifags circlejerking more than usual
>>610460065
straight up bushpig m80
>slants taking over my country
>slants taking over my countrys fucking 4chan thread
I'm over it.
>>610460135
>voted nz first
>own an AK
>mfw
Totally not rustled, foreigners are fine. NZ first has more policy than immigration.
>>610460582
asian and pacific islander births outnumbered pakeha births this last year btw
>>610460622
You in Wellington? We're recruiting
>>610460518
Really nice bum n box though.
Ave tiny tits.
Here is her car for any local Invers cunts, has a huge Slap n Tickle windscreen banner now written in chicken scratch. Used to be painted shit white too.
>>610460683
Fuck me days Tiff, havent seen those tits in years.
Shes had her kid, stopped talking to her when her bf finally manned up n told us all to fuck off lol
>>610460059
Are you new. There's only DG and the trap
/pol/ can't meme for shit
>>610460884
what happened? do you know her irl?
>>610460744
Tango/salsa dance lessons?
>>610461020
Feet with Heat???
>>610460926
>girl
>trap
Hi /b/ 14 yr old nz fag here im wondering i have all these hot girls on my snapchat list im wondering should i send a dick pic to all of them and the post wins if they react badly claim it wasnt meant for them
>>610461008
Yep know her IRL.
Decided to play games and tried to fuck me over.
Sill girl trying to play grown up games.
Hope someone deals to her again.
>>610461169
Yeah go for it.
>>610461169
Leave.
>>610461151
Stating the obv but it's the closest these threads get
>>610461203
What's with the bright red titty
>>610450460
OSHAWOTT!
>>610461008
Yep know her.
She had the kid.
He grew some balls n told her to stop playing with kiwi /b/ and yeah.
Still got her bum finger and toothbrush videos
does anyone else find paul henry's laugh really contagious? He sounds just like a monkey sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o
>>610461020
who the hell is this have I really found someone I know on /b/?
>>610461281
>Get text from parents one day
>Which pokemans you want
>I dun fuggin care
They bring that home. All is good.
>>610461380
It's more annoying. Everyone looks uncomfortable in that video.
Invercargill people, someone smash this box and then put it up her ass without asking.
Id do it myself but its too much of a mission.
>>610460744
Nah but srs what are you recruiting for?
>>610461440
I mean you kinda know he's getting fired for that once it leaves his mouth
>>610458575
Who Dat
>>610461504
Winston Peters
>>610461425
Japan only. Difficult to get here. Spent one month in Osaka. Asked to go to Pokemon Center store. We did. Spent about $200 (not just on plush). Brought another shipment from Amazon JP, Another $120. Byoutiful.
>>610461690
I used to have some really old toys from when the series first came out. No idea where they went though.
>>610461413
Whats your name, who's your Daddy? Is he rich like me??
shut up beach
>>610461829
Felix??
>>610461829
serious question, who are you?
>>610461771
Sadly, that's when it was popular here. Now it's a niché. What a shame.
>>610461650
Would totally work for. I am a big fan of him Richard Prosser and Ron Mark.
>>610458575
Her face though...
>>610462132
Ron Mark was good mayor. It makes a nice change that he actually knows about the military. Labour like to yell at National for anything related to it but he at least knows what goes on and doesnt go off his rocker for no good reason once a week.
anyone from Dunnaz able to score tonight? Burgerguy here
Dunners Fag here
Wea can i buy weeds :)
>>610460683
No they didn't, their birthrate (births per 1000 people) was higher but the total births for pakeha is still higher
>>610461294
>still got her videos
This is the part where you post them.
>>610462245
Yeah her face and voice are very meh but that body is banging. But does squats/quads too much and its kinda looking a bit bung compared to the rest of her bod.
>>610462286
Based Ron Mark back in the day
>>610462418
niggs?
>>610462459
dafuq
Afternoon NZ
>>610462067
I ruck over half my bodyweight in lead dive belts up a hill for fun. Do you really know me?
Capcha is fucked up, I don't want to teach algorithms how to recognize shit. This is slowing down my posting.
>>610462445
Operator as fuck.
>>610462682
fuck knows, why reference Salsa Lessons?
i hate all kinds of music
Welly?
My Job Is Complete
>tfw no burgHER
>>610462445
Oh man that retro M4 makes me hard.
>>610462836
Because it might be good cardio?
>>610462445
fuck thought was a SAS badge for a second, had to double take
>>610463075
think it's M16 A2 anon
>>610463117
He was SAS, but the photo was when he was with the Omani Special Forces
Lel I take Salsa Lessons - Its not the greatest in the way of Cardio
>>610460059
I bet most of the girls just lurk and actually never post
>>610463260
Are you sure he was SAS?
says NZ army on his wiki lol
>>610462858
is she pregnant?
>>610463384
Probably trying to keep OPSEC
>>610463675
can u get ur tongue further up his arse?
beta fag
Oi John, aoe me scrub
>>610463675
Lol, I don't think opsec applies when talking about positions you were in.
>>610463899
To be fair to him it is common practice to keep the identity of current and former SAS soldiers a secret.
>>610463580
Claimed to be twice, aborted/miscarried.
Trambo if you're in this thread, the kid that might be yours is named Magdalena.
>>610463384
Whaleoil says he was, not sure if any of those badges he's wearing are SAS though, any clue about the tie?
>>610463908
what?
chch homo boy is home <3
Sry I'm l8 :(
>>610464003
He IS ex SAS.
The old man served with him.
Nigga is hard as fuck.
>Kim Tae Hee is getting married
damn...
>>610463899
U just mad u dont hav a nato as fuck gun m80
>mfw u mad
>>610464003
& even then, you gotta be in regular forces before you can go SAS
K its not a SAS regimental tie based on what apiata's wearing
>>610464003
SAS use tan beret
if he was SAS he'd have the dagger badge on his jacket too
>>610464206
don't post a pic of taebae when you aint even talkin about her faggot
maybe didn't want to advertise being SAS
okay heres a regimental tie, Can anyone find a pic of Ron Mark wearing one?
so does anyone have any NZ nudes
>>610458868
bitch got a wart on her face
>>610464354
>Kim Tae Hee is getting married
damn...
at least i still have Taeyeon :3
fixed
>>610462321
>>610462404
FUCK OFF AMERIFAT
>>610464472
You wanna see my bum?
Ron Mark Being Commissioned
>>610464318
Beret was changed in 85. Also as anon said could be from when he served in Oman.
>>610464566
if you're a chick yes, trap or guy no
>>610464528
There we go, my love is still single. And I am not, please kill me.
>>610464420
FUCK OFF MAORI
>>610464567
definitely not SAS.
>>610464003
>getting information from whaleoil
>trusting a dirty merchant zionist
>>610464653
*kills you*
>>610464724
Cant get commissioned straight into the SAS, gotta serve at least 2 years first
>>610464653
Who's your love?
>>610464810
By commission he means getting his LT bars.
And you can now go straight from basic into NZSAS or the commandos.
I have yet to know anyone who has made it all the way in yet going that way though,
>>610464781
gook
>>610464617
Are you sure? Last chance
>>610464584
Was maroon but isn't the correct badge.
British paras use maroon, so do many commando forces.
>>610464810
http://www.defencecareers.mil.nz/army/jobs/nzsas
not anymore lol
SAS took civilians for a long while before it was changed for 2 years.
>>610464922
Would love to try but my country won't let me operate. :'(
What's a good anime to watch?
>>610464922
>By commission he means getting his LT bars.
I know one who was in the police beforehand, Could well be he served NZIR before SAS
>>610464981
Badge is Omani Special Forces
>>610465125
Don't do it
>>610465198
Why?
>>610465249
because its degenerate and we're circlejerking about Ron Mark
>>610465107
Fairly hard to get into NZSAS too and it was a good place to be since 9/11, got boring as shit for a while once Afgan finished, but getting back involved with ISIS will keep the boys happy.
>>610465136
More than one cop has joined up, and vice versa, NZSAS going to STG,
>>610465125
boku no pico
>>610465392
Seen it
>>610465342
This.
But I don't know who Ron Mark is
>>610465342
Dont get too upset.
>>610465345
We respect other countries sovereignty too much to rescue nationals :(.
But we did have a fun time during the cold war.
Best NZ army trade to join?
was thing
>RNZSIG
>RNZE
>QAMR
>RNZMP
any suggestions?
tell if you have experience or know a guy first tho.
>>610465470
ay steak bro
>>610465479
Well What do you know/what are you good at?
>>610465479
QAMR QAMR QAMR Blow some shit up nigger.
>>610465342
We circle jerk over based Jerry next?
>>610465543
Ay.
>>610465479
Something that gives you a trade bro, something you can train in and gap it once you're done.
NZIR is only good if you like walking, carrying heavy shit, being cold, getting yelled at, or are planning to go NZSAS/SF/PMC when you're out.
Speaking from experience.
>>610458575
Was this taken in Zefiro drive?
>>610465543
Also as an add on. I got two names now?
>>610465625
Well, what I'm good at would put me in something
electronic so RNZSIG
but not particularly what will benefit me coming out.
what would benefit me would be something engineering orientated BUT I'm shit at math.
>>610465719
Which is precisely why I don't want to do just infantry lol, the glory of the grunt title lasts 5 years + I think I'm too much of a thinker for that, I've seen the cunts that do rifleman not my kinda' people.
>no offense
>imsureuralg
>donthurtmebro
>>610465479
Why not join the navy? I hear they're a bunch of sadistic alcoholics.
Any girls want to cam up on tinychat
>>610465692
okay just asked him, if he was ever SAS it was kept secret, he was RNZEME, served in Sinai
>>610453332
Anyone else in hamilton?
>>610466024
too many women.
I was raised by a single mother
I'm done being around feminine energy.
sounds weird but I want my ass handed to me by someone twice the man I am, might actually turn me into one.
>>610466027
got a link?
>>610465996
Zero fucks bro lol, went grunt because guns, ended up specializing in a certain field and was very good at it, did a few things, saw some shit, got out and went private/corporate after it went quiet and now I make big dollars doing similar work, but at least no cunts shooting at me or wanting to cut my head off.
>>610466133
r u a grill?
>>610465345
Do you work at pap?
>>610466159
There are women in the navy now? Whatever happened to rum, sodomy, and the lash?
>>610466159
Join the Aviation wing?
Or get heavy vehicle licenses through the army.
>>610466094
What a fun post.... And I wouldnt be surprised if he kept it a secret. It might make political life harder.
i keep it 300
like the romans
300 bitches
yo
>>610466398
Just quietly sitting here observing?
>>610466334
my heart says yes but my penis says no
any caitlin stewart or danielle paul nudes?
>>610466460
Now Ima need some pics thx
>>610466321
Can I have a job?
>tfw in love with a 6ex demon soul eater
>>610466456
came back for this >>610466665 but failed ;_;
Yall fuckers want me on new thread duty?
delivery girl on lately? does she still post even?
>>610466374
Believe me I wish it was all rum and sodomy, mmm
>Go in with an asshole, come out with a porthole
>>610466378
See, I like Aircraft but unless I'm flying them or repairing them, I couldn't give a shit.
>bad at math
so repairing not an option
that leaves flying.
>bad at math
Not an option.
I did look at force protection
>trumped up security guard
>sissies MP
But not too sure..
>>610466321
am jel, very jel.
>>610466779
yes
>>610466787
Are you a girl?
>>610466631
Experience?
Its boring as fuck but you go to some cool places and meet some occasionally cool people, but the majority are absolute cunts,
