ya m9

How it do mang?

>>610446459
>>610446477
we ready for it

shut ins unite

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Ayy

Anyone interested in knowing what tonight's beast of a dish was?

>>610447524
What?

>>610447524
>tonight's beast of a dish was?
Oh yes pls.

What is in tum tum

>>610448290
If anyone from last night rocks up they'll know what I mean.

I nearly had some dude creaming over it. + foods a shit load better to talk about than the gay shit we keep getting around the end of the night.

>>610448613
Had me some chilli spiced chicken on rice with a garlic, mayonnaise and sweet chilli dipping sauce.

And a fuck tonne of mixed veges coz a guys gotta eat and Im too poor to afford fresh.

Anyone else see the leaked Batman v Superman trailer? Looks incredible.

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hey

>>610448822
fancy as fuck

looking forward to nachos

>>610448983
Oh I dunno ae. Its gonna depend on the chips I get given.

I did take a photo of my food tonight. Was gonna go on /ck/ then realised my mixed veges would receive me scorn.

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>>610448958
They look so soft....

God damn I need a new woman.

we dead

Anyone there?

>>610449131
post here

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>>610450351
Now that I properly look at this photo it all looks fucking rank :(

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>>610446352
Kapiti Reporting for duty

>>610450460
No looks nice and fancy.

>now post ur fuck hole

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>>610450500
>>610450122
>>610448822
>>610447399
>>610446477
nice work on the dubs anons

>>610450662
B-b-but Im not gay anon.
>>610450705
Wait till you see what Ill bring out later.

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anyone got sauce on her?

>>610450976
>B-b-but Im not gay anon.
don't matter youve made me hungry

>>610451117
yeah tomatoe sauce

>>610446352
best escorts in chch?

>>610451155
Then go cook up a feed. Bitches love a good feed.

>>610451345
i am cooking chips mm chips mm chips mm mm mm

>chips

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>>610451117
Prob the guy who posts heaps of pics/webms, etc. of Koreans, unless samefag

>>610451419
no not the same dude but i was hoping that guy would be on tonight

>>610449221
After an extensive reverse image search, the girl on the right is is AV star Yui Hatano. I can't figure out the name of the chick on the left or the source video this is from.

God DAMN it.

>>610451568
how do you know mate they all look the same

>>610451417
I miss aioili.

Dunedinfag here, been a bit cold lately

>>610451670
You haven't spent enough time around Asians, apparently.

>>610451284
check new zealand girls website dude

>>610452551
Man up faggot

anyone want to fuck a land whale?

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BASED FRIDAY NIGHT SLOWFY THREAD

>>610453061
Location?

Reporting In.

What's going on amigos

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BITCH IM ZOMBIE

>>610453171
hamilton, you?

>>610446352
Riley stewart

3

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>my life right now

>>610453332
Invercargill lel

>>610453161
Someones got a kfap they need you to help them with.

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BITCH DONT FORGET IT

>>610453450
aww sux

We bragging about cooking? Tfw made a bomb ass pork and black bean stir fry

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WE THE KILLER WHALES

>>610453812
pics, dick

>>610453812
You the man. Man.

Im waiting on my new noodles before I dive back into stir frys.

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u wot m8

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WE THE UNDERWATER SQUAD

lol nothing happening in this thread except pics of asian girls and some dubs

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WE THE ORCA NINJAS

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fat people getting rekt thread

>>610454235
You new here?

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>caring about dubs

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>>610454897
>tfw i get dubs

>>610454595
What a dick

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Housing crisis in Auckland and the fucking Tories have done shit about it because their support base wants make more money

Dunedin here, doing a whole lot of fuckall

>>610453891
Implying there's any left

>>610453893
I just used trident hokkien. Still turned hella good. Way better than any sauce from a packet anyway

>>610455577
I gotta stick with Ramen n shit too poor otherwise. I spend all my money on my spices and meat cuts.

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WE THE COHORT

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taking shots between posts and connection errors bros ww@?

>>610455711
They're not expensive man. Can usually get a pack of udon from paki Slav for .60-$1

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>>610455352
>Tories
who uses that term in NZ anyway

>>610455929
Surprisingly enough over here.

I'm just trying to finish this bottle of canadian club so I can get another one. That actually doesn't make sense

4 20 in 3 days which one of u akl faggots gon invite me

any nz nudes?

>>610455933
Ill take a look.

>>610456158
this reminds me.

Where can a young handsome man score in the CBD

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>tfw will never be as handsome as Won Bin

>>610456260
Having an upper middle class upbringing with a cheap mother has taught me how to eat fancy on the cheap

>>610456650
I can eat fancy on the cheap as the shit I talked about last night shows. My issue is I just dont buy some ingredients because I assume the price on them will be too high so I look for less ingredients.

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>mfw the turk neighbour asks if it's legal to catch and eat pigeons in this country

Auckfag here again

>>610456982
kek

do girls post here?

>>610457135
Yes. But she has a boyfriend so keep it in your pants.

chch just had an earthquake

also I'm high on weed, opiates, benzos and alcohol, and today I've also taken nicotine, caffeine, arecoline, mirtazipine, venlafaxine, propanalol and pantaprazole

>>610456146
Are you the guy that asked for whisky recommendations?

Taupo Signing IN

>>610457252
Again?!? FFS mother nature has it out for you

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

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>>610457252
>earthquake

barely fucking noticeable. like the third one tiday

>>610457252
>chch has another earthquake
holy fuck lol everyone leave that city already ffs

>>610456963
Fair. I tend to keep my cupboard stocked with basics so I can spend the bulk of my budget in expensive shit. Also portioning helps. A ten buck tray of chicken drums provides me with 3-4 meals

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>>610457252
>living the dream

>>610457264
yes, you the one who recommended it?

>>610446352
Yo anyone got weed around orewa?

>>610453061
Has this ever worked? Like have you ever hooked up through nz threads?

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that reminds me for some reason that i saw this dude at britomart the other day with a legit neckbeard, fedora and a trenchcoat
>it's arrived in NZ

>>610453061
Ever taken a marketing class?

999

9

>>610457876
those fuckers are actually quite common. I'm surprised they still haven't realised how much we laugh at them

NZ played good cricket. But in the end it was mighty Aussies.

>>610457686
Yeah, drinking some myself right now.

>>610458000
very nice

>>610458041
very nice

>>610458160
good stuff man, thanks for the rec.

Say, know anything good whiskey in a higher price bracket?

>>610458041
We beat them once, Im calling it a draw :)

>>610458028
What really? I've never seen one in the wild before, I assumed it was all just made-up stories for humour and to scare us. I assumed it was a joke until I saw another trilby with sunglasses indoors later on

Flatmate is away and house to myself, yet im in bed on this shitty website, drinking absolut & oj and being a boring wee fuck.

>>610457516
Thats exactly what I do. I only moved a month ago so stacking up on basics is still being done.

>>610458242
Nope, I'm a cheap bastard.

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>tfw study your brains out during the day to accommodate the drinking at night
it's not like studying is gonna keep me warm...

>>610458263
where you live

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Fuck I love this chicks ass.

>>610458281
Ugh. Yeah I know that feel. Doesn't help I'm not getting gubmint monies this week so I gotta stretch this weeks shop out ._.

>>610458554
Wellington, fuck yeah.
Went out to dinner at D4 on Featherston Street tonight with some workmates, got a bit chopped, drove home, now in bed drinking and fucking bout on here.

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It

G

Ma

>>610458492
I did this too except it was catching up. I fell behind at the end of the first half

Boy, oh boy It's a happening again!

>>610458641
id stretch your arse out fgt

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>>610458771
study hard~

>>610458750
What the fuck is this gook shit all up on my NZ thread?

>>610458826
As a trap, yes pls

Has anyone ever actually followed that "Have only one drink an hour so you don't become intoxicated" guideline? Never mind the mindset of someone who wants to drink without getting drunk, economically it's retarded. If you don't want to get drunk just buy a coke it's cheaper.

>>610458868
I actually ended up getting an A in accounting. I think just a pass would be suffice for this sem.

You doing Korean for a gen?

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>>610458869
gomen~~~

>>610458881
not into traps so no

>>610459034
Too l8 pal

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>>610456982

Fucking disgusting.

>mfw I have that T

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Thread needs some kiwi sluts.
Danyelle from Invercargill.
The most blatant liar I have met in quite a few years.

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>>610459009
>You doing Korean for a gen?
no

i wouldn't mind doing Chinese or something tho

>>610459426
>The most blatant liar I have met in quite a few years.
story

>>610458641
I make all my shit last 2 weeks. PC build is a factor.

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>>610459462
Chinese is so easy lol, and the teacher(s) are quite cute if at auckland

>>610459426
grim...

does the guy who used to take strolls in the middle of threads still post?

anyone have the snapchats names for nz kiwi sluts preferbally white or asian

>>610459482
Spun some of the most outrageous shit I have heard in a long time. She forgot who I am, who I used to be and who I know...
Didnt take much to find out who she really was and what she was really like.
Compulsive liars who spin their entire world in a web of bullshit can never maintain it for long, and it didnt take long for her world to unravel.

>>610459462
good idea.

I was going to do Jap but then I realised the kind of people who would also be doing it. People like me, but they're not aware of their cringiness

>>610459750
Sometimes, you'll know when he's around. He posts that black and white gif of an old woman and says "Hello boys!"

WHERE THE GIRLS AT??

>>610459726
Dat fake smile that doesn't quite reach her eyes right? ALL her photos are like that.

111

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Right, Not enough of us on /Pol/ so gonna go recruiting on /b/, who the fuck is at Vic Uni?

>>610460059
>>610459768
are you this much of a nigger irl too

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>>610460135
/pol/ fucking suxx

Benn a shit

>>610460135
You listened to my advice anon. Welcome to the thread.

>>610460293
who dat

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>tfw you love your waifu so much it hurts but feel no pain when she devours your soul

>>610460135
/pol/ is mostly cancer though, and that's coming from a /b/tard. Mostly just amerifags circlejerking more than usual

>>610460065
straight up bushpig m80

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>slants taking over my country
>slants taking over my countrys fucking 4chan thread

I'm over it.

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>>610460135

>voted nz first
>own an AK
>mfw

Totally not rustled, foreigners are fine. NZ first has more policy than immigration.

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>>610460582
asian and pacific islander births outnumbered pakeha births this last year btw

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>>610460622
You in Wellington? We're recruiting

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>>610460518
Really nice bum n box though.
Ave tiny tits.

Here is her car for any local Invers cunts, has a huge Slap n Tickle windscreen banner now written in chicken scratch. Used to be painted shit white too.

>>610460683
Fuck me days Tiff, havent seen those tits in years.
Shes had her kid, stopped talking to her when her bf finally manned up n told us all to fuck off lol

>>610460059
Are you new. There's only DG and the trap

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/pol/ can't meme for shit

>>610460884
what happened? do you know her irl?

>>610460744

Tango/salsa dance lessons?

>>610461020
Feet with Heat???

>>610460926
>girl
>trap

Hi /b/ 14 yr old nz fag here im wondering i have all these hot girls on my snapchat list im wondering should i send a dick pic to all of them and the post wins if they react badly claim it wasnt meant for them

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>>610461008
Yep know her IRL.
Decided to play games and tried to fuck me over.
Sill girl trying to play grown up games.
Hope someone deals to her again.

>>610461169
Yeah go for it.

>>610461169
Leave.

>>610461151
Stating the obv but it's the closest these threads get

>>610461203
What's with the bright red titty

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>>610450460

OSHAWOTT!

>>610461008
Yep know her.
She had the kid.
He grew some balls n told her to stop playing with kiwi /b/ and yeah.
Still got her bum finger and toothbrush videos

does anyone else find paul henry's laugh really contagious? He sounds just like a monkey sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o

>>610461020
who the hell is this have I really found someone I know on /b/?

>>610461281
>Get text from parents one day
>Which pokemans you want
>I dun fuggin care

They bring that home. All is good.

>>610461380
It's more annoying. Everyone looks uncomfortable in that video.

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Invercargill people, someone smash this box and then put it up her ass without asking.
Id do it myself but its too much of a mission.

>>610460744

Nah but srs what are you recruiting for?

>>610461440
I mean you kinda know he's getting fired for that once it leaves his mouth

>>610458575
Who Dat

>>610461504
Winston Peters

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>>610461425

Japan only. Difficult to get here. Spent one month in Osaka. Asked to go to Pokemon Center store. We did. Spent about $200 (not just on plush). Brought another shipment from Amazon JP, Another $120. Byoutiful.

>>610461690
I used to have some really old toys from when the series first came out. No idea where they went though.

>>610461413

Whats your name, who's your Daddy? Is he rich like me??

shut up beach

>>610461829
Felix??

>>610461829
serious question, who are you?

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>>610461771

Sadly, that's when it was popular here. Now it's a niché. What a shame.

>>610461650

Would totally work for. I am a big fan of him Richard Prosser and Ron Mark.

>>610458575
Her face though...

>>610462132
Ron Mark was good mayor. It makes a nice change that he actually knows about the military. Labour like to yell at National for anything related to it but he at least knows what goes on and doesnt go off his rocker for no good reason once a week.

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anyone from Dunnaz able to score tonight? Burgerguy here

Dunners Fag here
Wea can i buy weeds :)

>>610460683
No they didn't, their birthrate (births per 1000 people) was higher but the total births for pakeha is still higher

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>>610462321
>>610462349
epik

>>610461294

>still got her videos

This is the part where you post them.

>>610462245
Yeah her face and voice are very meh but that body is banging. But does squats/quads too much and its kinda looking a bit bung compared to the rest of her bod.

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>>610462286
Based Ron Mark back in the day

>>610462418
niggs?

>>610462459

dafuq

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Afternoon NZ

>>610462067

I ruck over half my bodyweight in lead dive belts up a hill for fun. Do you really know me?

Capcha is fucked up, I don't want to teach algorithms how to recognize shit. This is slowing down my posting.

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>>610462445
Operator as fuck.

>>610462682
fuck knows, why reference Salsa Lessons?

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i hate all kinds of music

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Welly?

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My Job Is Complete

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>tfw no burgHER

>>610462445

Oh man that retro M4 makes me hard.

>>610462836

Because it might be good cardio?

>>610462445
fuck thought was a SAS badge for a second, had to double take

>>610463075
think it's M16 A2 anon

>>610463117
He was SAS, but the photo was when he was with the Omani Special Forces

Lel I take Salsa Lessons - Its not the greatest in the way of Cardio

>>610460059
I bet most of the girls just lurk and actually never post

>>610463260
Are you sure he was SAS?
says NZ army on his wiki lol

>>610462858
is she pregnant?

>>610463384

Probably trying to keep OPSEC

>>610463675
can u get ur tongue further up his arse?
beta fag

Oi John, aoe me scrub

>>610463675
Lol, I don't think opsec applies when talking about positions you were in.

>>610463899
To be fair to him it is common practice to keep the identity of current and former SAS soldiers a secret.

>>610463580
Claimed to be twice, aborted/miscarried.

Trambo if you're in this thread, the kid that might be yours is named Magdalena.

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>>610463384

Whaleoil says he was, not sure if any of those badges he's wearing are SAS though, any clue about the tie?

>>610463908
what?

chch homo boy is home <3

Sry I'm l8 :(

>>610464003
He IS ex SAS.
The old man served with him.
Nigga is hard as fuck.

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>Kim Tae Hee is getting married
damn...

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>>610463899

U just mad u dont hav a nato as fuck gun m80

>mfw u mad

>>610464003
& even then, you gotta be in regular forces before you can go SAS

K its not a SAS regimental tie based on what apiata's wearing

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>>610464003
SAS use tan beret
if he was SAS he'd have the dagger badge on his jacket too

>>610464206
don't post a pic of taebae when you aint even talkin about her faggot

maybe didn't want to advertise being SAS

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okay heres a regimental tie, Can anyone find a pic of Ron Mark wearing one?

>>610448958
>>610450500
>>610451117
>>610453161
>>610453312
>>610453564
>>610453819
>>610453910
>>610454072
>>610454398
>>610454897
>>610455078
>>610455743
>>610455929
>>610455936
>>610456412
>>610456711
>>610457876
FUCK OFF GOOKS

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so does anyone have any NZ nudes

>>610458868
bitch got a wart on her face

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>>610464354
>Kim Tae Hee is getting married
damn...

at least i still have Taeyeon :3

fixed

>>610462321
>>610462404
FUCK OFF AMERIFAT

>>610464472
You wanna see my bum?

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Ron Mark Being Commissioned