OP here.. I convinced him I'm really 15 and my parents took my phone so he'd stop blowing me up with his mental instability, but holy fucking shit.. What do /b/? This guy seems on the verge of suicide

Nice going pal

>>610390301
Hahahaha thank you. Been trolling for a goddamn decade now, but holy shit, this one went way too well. I got into his head way too fuckin easily

Never did I think a nigga would eat his own shit for pussy. Told me he bought a diamond ring for me and everything, cause I got him going on the idea that he could knock up and marry me

>>610390597
he'll probably hunt down your female friend and have her make good on that eating shit for a fuck deal

A big part of me wants to give /b/ his name and number... He may off himself if pushed too far though lmao

>>610389593
Tell him to do something cray, tell him to go to burger king or some shit and say that your being held hostage and you need a hero

>>610390989
Hahahaha i gave him her "address" and it's at a greasy strip club

>>610391295
Ohhhhh shit this is a good idea... I thought about getting him to go after a "sexy rich car salesman" he was competing with. This guy ate up everything I told him lol

>>610391295
>cray
>>610391536
>Ohhhhh shit this is a good idea
i'm so fucking done. rip /b/

>>610391536
Like legit tell him your getting kidnapped and the police can't help you say your in the freezer in the fucking fast food joint or something like.

>>610391724
is it summer already wtf?

>>610391724
Lmao quit ruining the thread edgemaster 3000

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>>610392103
Give him a fucking quest to go on tbh.
1st quest, go ask a cop for some weed

>>610391752
Oh jesus christ this can work all too well

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how are you sure it's really shit he ate?

>>610393033
Nice dubs... But man, this guy is really insane, the pic is in a bathroom, and just look at it man... Look at it closely. That definitely looks like shit to me

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>>610389593
Send him a picture of goatse and tell him you'll fuck him if he can replicate the picture accurately.

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>>610389593
>>610392103
>>610392326

>mfw this dude shows up at your friend's house butt naked, covered head to toe in his own shit looking like a swamp monster

"I'VE COME FOR YOU PAIGE, NOW, BESTOW UPON ME, YOUR INDENTURED SHIT BABY, YOUR UNDYING LOVE. I HAVE DONE ALL THAT YOU HAVE ASKED, NOW PLEASE LOVE YOUR LITTLE SHIT CUCK"

good fuck I am high, thanks for the thread OP this is the best shenanigans i've seen on /b/ in a long minute

>you actually got someone to eat their own shit

You should feel like a fuckin champ

>>610394051
Don't let it die, we need to get OP to screw with this cuck some more.

>>610393655
>>610394051
>>610394418
Hahahaha OP here. I do feel fairly fuckin accomplished. This shit eating pic is like a troll's trophy for me. Was losing my shit in a lecture while this all happened, but couldn't brag to anybody without looking like the sociopath that I am lmao. My friend (the girl he thinks I am) really wants me to stop though. She thinks that he's going to snap if I take this further

Figures. Fags trying to get pussy get to bump limit, and this thread dies. Shame.

>>610395182
Don't listen OP. Make this guy video himself pissing into a glass and drinking it.

>>610395182

Mate, this guy is going to fucking murder your friend...

>>610389593
Holy shit OP that's amazing.

>>610395309
Lol idc about the thread dying. I just wanted to at least share this insanity somewhere, and i figured of all places, folks at /b/ would appreciate the fact that I convinced a retard to eat their own shit

>>610395182
Yeah, do you think he could get violent? That would be bad. I don't want to read about you in the papers tomorrow anon.

>>610395686
Post screenshots of the conversation, we need proof.

And don't be stupid and accidentally give away personal details.

>>610395815
Idk I think he's too stupid to look up dox or anything like that. He was ridiculously gullible.. But yeah one sec lemme find good bits from out convo for proof

>>610389593
This is honestly pretty depressing. Your friend is a cunt. That dude clearly is very mentally unstable and you're making light of his disability. Not to sound like a complete moralfag but you should just change your number and never speak to him again. You do understand that your making your friend a legit target right?

>>610395815
Hmm, now that I think about it, yeah that would be pretty fucked up if OP convinced this guy to kill his friend or something

OP, do this if you can, start sexting him, then show him it's been you the whole time. That way, you can continue to fuck with the guy, but if he goes mad, you'll be the target, not this innocent girl.

>>610396353
this. Your best friend (that you probably want to bone but never will since you're a betafag posting on /b/) is gonna get raped by an insane motherfucker who now has a skat fetish, thanks to you.

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>>610395182
>I've been trolling for over a decade now
>Troll trophy

Dude, quit saying that troll shit. You sound like an autistic fag. You sound like that kid that says shit like "I've been hanging around /b/ for a long time now. I know how to hack and make memes. Only stuff you can learn in underground places like /b/. I'm an oldfag."

>>610397249
holy shit keep going

>>610397032
He's gonna rape your friend. No doubt.

>>610397249
>>610397032
>>610397366
So have they ever met in real life? It kind of sounds like he knows where she lives.

Holy shit. He's going to rape her.

>>610397352
>taking your time to respond to him
faggot

>>610393033
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE THIS KIND OF SHIT SAVED ON THEIR COMPUTER? No but seriously why?

>>610397560
He gave him a fake address. Scroll up to get back story

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>>610397560
No, he thinks she lives at a strip club lol

>>610397597
>nice guy detected

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>>610397637
idk mane

>>610397734
Oh, nice.

I'm not sure what constitutes fraud, but make him give you money through Paypal then start a Steam giveaway thread.

If there are legal problems, claim that you're transsexual and everyone will back the fuck off in fear of offending you.

>>610397597
>6 million a year
>aerospace engineer
>love me for me

>>610397833
dude turn it around see if you can get him to apologize then do it again and again til he snaps.

>>610397032
"okay than we will have a child together"
holy fuck lol

>>610397387
This.. I for see this ending badly. This kid is gonna end up being a /b/tard for sure.

this is amazing

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>>610397935
LOL

>>610397816
Well that's just sexy. The first one was creepy m8

cell number op?lets fuck with him

I'm curious to know how your friend even met this guy?

>>610398186
Are you on ios3 or something wtf

>>610397628
>Taking your time to respond to me
faggot

am I doing this right?

What a fucking looney.

>>610391724
Fucking newfag.

>>610398473
haha it waas me all this time told you i was good at trolling
idiot you fell for the bait get owned

>>610397963
>Now I'm all pissed off and sexy
Kek

>>610398685
>I'm good a trolling
>lol

>>610398779
Made me lol

>>610398654
This is fucking gold

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>>610397597

>Makes 500k a month
>Eats own shit.

Okay pal

this thread is fucking gold

>>610398654
And yeah this is the last text prior to the first couple i posted lol. Fuck you moralfags, if you dont think this is fuckin hilarious then idk what you're doin on /b/

>>610398685
Dude, don't rustle my jimmies. Wtf.

>>610399037
I'm a moralfag and I think it's hilarious. I'm struggling hard

Spamming f5 thanks for the lols OP

>>610397637
Its /b/. That's why.

OP here, ill try and find more funny text excerpts... I at least wanted to post the texts that preceded the shit eating pic lol

>>610399165
Anyone with any kind of developed sense of morality realized that OP is actually in the right. He's punishing a vile trespasser, a creeper. Guys like that deserve a mouthful of shit, as a moralfag myself I'd be more upset if this guy went his entire life without ever eating his own shit in a desperate bid to satisfy his male gaze.

>>610398567
Is he a short bus rider?

"Now im all pissed off and sexy" Lels

Yeah this dude is mentally unstable. If he wants to off himself, let him

>>610399641
Op, this thread is fucking gold. Keep It going.

>>610398654
>10k
>real gold
>almost $500
such luxury

Make him quit his job(s) lmao

>>610399851
Your backwards logic is childish and vindictive. You need to graduate high school. The guy clearly has problems...

>>610399851
Sound the tumblr alarms, looks like we got a live one. Epic trole m8

>>610400358
His problems are not my problem. Ruin his life, kill him, torture him, doesn't matter, he deserves worse. Faggot's a ticking time bomb for rape/murder with no redeeming value.

>>610397366
>Ok so how many men have you slept with?

>>610389593
Some people get the shit end up of stick.

>literally

>>610400778

Rolling for this

tell him to put some poop back in his butt

This is almost too good to be true.

Have you considered that you might be playing each other?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE????????

>>610400983
> as large as a live infant
Topkek

>>610400983
>a dick as big as a live infant

>sides now a small moon of Haley's commet, maybe back in 70 yrs

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>>610400983
k

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This is a pic of my overgrown pubes, dont mind em LOL

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>>610401090
>Just squeezing out baby after baby after baby...

>>610401090
>included a jet fuel joke
R8 this bread meme/420

Best thread in many blue moons. Well done Op. I wonder if this faggot kills himself ....

>>610401475
why would he believe this is real im in disbelief

>>610390189
Let him fucking die

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>>610401360
kek

if Paige is underage, you need to set up a meeting and hire stripper cops to pretend to be arresting him for pederasty.

Archive nao

>>610398051
>"Hey /b/ros. My loving waifu lied to me and made me eat my own shit. What do /b/?
fucking kek

>>610401090
>Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
You're too good for him OP. I'd eat shit for you

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>>610401475
Oh god

>>610391752
Rolling for this

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actually .... this will make the guy a rapist..

when so close to a goal, getting fired up like that, cant wait to fuck hot willing girl and then nothing..

he will rape

>>610390189
take his hero status!!!!!!!!
TAKE HIS HERO STATUS!!!
THIS IS ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOKS LIVESTREAMNADSMMSMDMSDMSMDM
I WANT TO SEEM HIM WIPED OFF THIS EARTH!

>>610401601
That's why I think he and OP are running troll-circles around each other.

>>610401642
I see future b8 by a newfag

>>610401802
>say u don't have fb

>>610389593
This guy isn't called Cristophe, is he?

>>610391752
fuckin rollin rollin rollin rollin

>>610401735
According to Tumblr, He was born a Rapist

>>610401774
ah the old troll off trick... classic paige lol

>>610401951
OH SHIT

PAYPAL FAKE FEE TIME

>>610392326
This is BS. No iPhone users have this OS version anymore.

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>>610401951
TOPKEK!!!

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>>610401951

>>610402149
holy fuck just tell him you're in the womens bathroom at wendys or some shit

>>610402149
Ya Allah the Betadom.... He's Indian Right?

>>610402305
AND THEN HIRE STRIPPER COPS TO ARREST HIM

>>610402067
>2000+15
>not doing a fake PayPal thing
dissapoint

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Sorry this is all scattered and bits are cut off, but tried to get the good chunks

>>610397833
>I will buy you whatever you want
>Love me for me, not for my money

>>610392103
Of course he's from ohio but where?

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>>610402149
Holy fuck this is almost sad...almost.

>>610402429
where are you sending him?

>>610401475
>#turndownforwhat
i lost

this thread is GOLD

>>610402429
Oh god, the whole "what would you say if..."

NOOOOO

>>610402429
OP you realise this is gold ?

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If this is legit, 10/10

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>>610401735

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>>610391324
Confirmed for underage faggot

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>>610402651
even if it's not it's pretty entertaining

>>610395182
Just from your writing style i assume You are either underage or new to /b/.
>hahahaha
>troll trophy

Also there is no real way to confirm he even ate shit, he could have just put some brown substance on his teeth.

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>>610402629
I actually cried

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>>610402629
lurker here from/b/. nize

>>610395182
Tell him ur losing ur phone but still have an iPad an can only kik. If she texts him, diff person, ur number was changed. And then she can't object

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>>610402629
>hfw

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>>610402745
u make me feel two feet tall op. cool thread

>>610402837
who cares if OP is a faggot? OP is always a faggot.

We can call him a faggot after this retard runs into the womens bathroom at wal mart with his dick in his hand.

>>610402535
>330
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY AREA CODE

YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO WHO THE FUCK IS THIS LOLOLOL

>>610402874
...where do you think you are?

>>610390597
wow, that is a long time trolling! i have been trolling for 2 years, i hope one day to be as talented as you in the trolling department. maybe we will meet on the youtube comments sometime, and troll some idiots. haha. god speed, troller.

>>610403024
I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ENGINEER

>>610403143
Fuck you

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Ok this is the last text before the whole "eat your shit" ultimatum begins that i posted earlier... I hope yall enjoy. I do it for the lulz. Summerfag since '08 baby

>>610389593
>I begin trolling

>>610403143
300 SWOLE NIGGA YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHIT

>>610403139
oh..... i thought i went to /r9k/ im lost. and just had to verify pictures of hamburgers.

asmr is killing me.

Omg i dont if its the drugs but this thread is amazing

>>610402629
10/10, I don't care if this is real or not, there are tears forming, OP was not a faggot!

>>610403311
wait...

all this happened before he ate his shit?

i am trying suspend my disbelief but that the fucking fuck

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>>610403311
nice double dubs opie

>>610403311
Please give us the number we must all participate

>>610403082
>>610403311
op what's this fags name? jonathan mayle?

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>>610397816
God damn, I'd let that man beat me into a coma

>>610403413
Stupid/11

Report this pedo to the police and Chris Hanson.

>>610403293
whoa there, i see you're trying to troll me. (don't ask how i know, just instinct after 2 years of trolling, haha) let me tell you something, kiddo...go fucking jump off a cliff. (don't be too offended by that, i don't really mean it, as you are a fellow /b/tard). i don't troll my own kind.

>>610403311
Godspeed OP

Moar Op ... Tell him to wipe that shit eating grin off his face

>>610392103
>330
Youngstown represent

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>>610402745
>Thanks for making me feel

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>>610403628
what

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>>610403663
Fuck you

OP start asking him physics questions and tell him he has to be This smart to fuck me.

Wow, you found a live one! Nice work, OP. This guy is fucking mental.

>>610403763
Thanks. I couldn't find my copy. Haha

>>610403788
no one would name a pic so completely that they just took.


0/10

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>>610401187
>dad sauce

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Me likey

>>610403953
nigga I never said it was me. femanon from last night.

Come on op give us the number

>>610403779
i like it...using disturbing images to try and sway me from replying. that's dark...never seen that one before, personally i love all that gore and disturbing stuff, so you can't sway me.

i am going to break my first rule, and troll you, because you clearly want to troll me.

fuck you you fucking faggot. go be an ass somewhere else, nobody loves you.

fucker.

>>610391324

Should've sent him to a gay bar or a crack den.

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>>610401951
Please, some one save this for future generations.

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>>610404134
Tl;dr Fuck you

>>610404098

did you just whisper that to me?

>>610404329
tl;dr...i know what that means, fucker. i have been here for 2 years...it means too long; didn't read. are you trolling out of a textbook? because you're terrible. i know people who i could message to troll you right now. you'd be overwhelmed.

>>610404329
>>610404134
That's enough guys, stop trolling each other!

>>610397963
Read with a half smile, until that last message. Good times :^D

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>>610404392

>tfw I'm hard after reading the conversation

>>610404579
it means the lair of dark rings newfag.

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>>610404392
Nope.

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>>610404579
Fuck you
u
c
k

y
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u

>>610404662
The alpha has presented himself

>>610404662
It begins. Somebody get this fucker kilt

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>>610397637
you have no idea the things I have

don't ask me why...it's a need

an itch that must be scratched

one that can only be filled by these images

>>610404662
oh boy

>>610404662
This is real...
Its habbening

>>610404763
do you know how to tits ?

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OP here. Sorry again for how scattered the text screen shots have been, but yea fuckin LOL. I pissed myself 6 times talkin to this retard. I'm reluctant to post his full number, but idk... What does trips think?

>>610404662
HOLY SHIT NICE

MESSAGE THE GUY AND TELL HIM PAIGE'S BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN TEXTING HIM THE WHOLE TIME SO HE GETS MURDERED

>>610404606
he started it, i must finish it. it's in my code of honour. he thinks he's better than me at trolling...this cannot be let go. he's such a fucking faggot. help me troll him please? we need to stick together against the trolls who troll our own.

>>610404579
>>610404134
>>610403663
>>610403143
Lol wat. Just suck each other's fedora and shut the hell up. this isn't YouTube.

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>>610404606
Fuck you retard

>>610404955
Do it. Check these trips

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>>610404662
holy fucking shit

FYI mods will torpedo threads with dox, so make a chatroom if you're serious about fucking shit up

Trips says yes

>>610405030

i lol'd. and read it in made up voices.

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>>610404966
Puh puh PUSSAY

>>610404662
He already has the im going to go shoot up a school look going for him eay to just push him over the edge.

>>610404962
>>610404962

this

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>>610403143
i remember being like this when i was a kid

don't worry you'll have social ability some day

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>>610404900
Still not me, dickhead. A pic with her tits is earlier in the thread though, ctrl-f "dimplechan".

>>610404800
you are lost, my friend. i hope you take some trips off the better trollers. i have clearly hit a nerve, and i can promise you haven't hit one of mine, kid.

>>610404981
this doesn't concern you, fellow /b/rother. i know it isn't nice to see 2 /b/rothers fight and try to out troll each other, but it has to be done. it's a cold world.

>>610395522
this so much. he's gonna collect on her ass whether or not u write "just kidding this was all a joke"

Post for top kek

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kek

Your fem freind Paige is cute, OP.

>>610404662
Oh shit

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>>610405386
fuck you

>>610404955
Nah dude that's against the rules. You'd totally get reported if you did

>>610405123
How?

>>610405425
post his other post. even better

>>610405425
dude message him and tell him Paige's boyfriend is texting him the entire time. I want OP to get murdered by some psycho virgin

>>610405386
You sound like you're 15 .. Nobody thinks it's funny, you're not "trolling" anybody, grow the fuck up kiddo.

>>610405538
>/b/
>Rules

Pick One

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>>610404955
I say post it.

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dying

>>610405030
Damn, you sure told me! I can't believe I was out-trolled!

>>610404955
If you don't fucking post it I'm going to hunt you down and cry at your doorstep

>>610405450
Show us faggot

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>>610405386
this ain't big enough for the both of us..

draw, and i may decide to give you a pity reply if it's to my liking, otherwise i.... might get nasty with you. show mw what you've got