>dick
>I'm a faggot

>do you have any tofu and soy sauce

>what happened at the end of 6th Sense exactly? Was bruce williams kaiser souzai?

>>610379728
1. Big Mac
2. Hurry up warden I don't have all fucking day

>goat
>allahu akbar

> fresh mozzarella sticks from an authentic Italian restaurant

> "din do nuffin"

Smoke crack
Hail Satan

Boysenberry pie sprinkled generously with cocaine.

>DOWN WITH THE BRITISH

>>610379728
>your mom
>op is a faggot

>>610379728
A lot of Sushi, wasabi, soya, well water.

Something akin to a yawp. "yeeeeAAAP!"

>C4
>Allahu Akbar

>Brussels Sprouts, Baked Beans

>"Ever wondered if a guy shit's himself when he dies?"

Pussy

roasted newborn vulva

>>610379728
>White pussy
> You mad white boiz!?

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>chicken stew and rice
>put the fucking lotion in the basket!

>topkek
>topkek

Pussy
If it smells like fish and tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'.

>pork sausage

>My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same?

delicious pie
is that thing even plugged in?

> Taco Bell, with cranberry juice as a drink
> Eat shit.

>>610380596
NO SURRENDER YOU F.Btard

My own penis

"I ate my own penis"

>>610379728

>Bag of Dicks

>Beam me up, Scotty.

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>Steak
>My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

I would want a bald eagle steak

You'll never find the bodies

>>610379728
>some vegan tofu shit
>this tastes like ass

my mother
i loved her

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>>610379728
>pussy
>fuck her right in the pussy

>>610381143
um... it's a bird. maybe go for a drumstick or a wing?

>>610379728
>cake with a file in it
>lol fucking steel bars!

>>610379728
>Fried Chikin
>oogabooga where da whit wimin at?

>Large bag of extra salted pretzels
>These pretzels are making me thirsty

>a bottle of whisky
>"SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS"

>My progenitors are looking delighted in my general direction, Imperial. Does this also apply to you?

jet fuel
"will this melt steel beams?"

>>610379728

>All you can eat buffet
>Never stop eating

>PB&J
>they didn't cut the corners off
>refuse to eat it

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>>610379728
>Prime Rib dinner
>I can't die! I still have a lotta people to kill!

>Doritos
>So this........is what it feels like.............to die................

>>610380920
Lol'ed

>double cheeseburger
>check my dubs faggots

>chocolate milk
>I'm lactose intolerant. Medic?

Cheeseburger.

"Yes, hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around!"

Passenger pigeon soufflé or they can't kill me.
"Ha! You faggots never caught me for the other five people I killed!"

>pizza rolls
>how many people do you think I killed? One? Good job detectives

》Grilled Chicken
》I'll never know the bliss of getting dubs.

>large fries
>look at my dubs, fags

Enough beans to cause a methane explosion.
Say real fast, "If you kill me you're fags. No backs!". Even though I'm dead, they'll know they are fags. .

>>610379728
>mashed potatoes, corn on the cob and this one buffalo meat burger I ate when I was young
>"momma tried but she dun goofed"

>>610383100
Dude, you're a prophet!

>roast beef
>check em

>>610383100
checked

Last meal:

A caesar salad with jumbo cocktail shrimp, 3 lobsters and a steak. Key Lime pie and a coffee for dessert.

Last words:

I'm an innocent man. Thanks for murdering me, you a-holes.

>>610379728
>fuck you
>fuck you

Fatwa and the Mecca midnight bombers

>>610384377
where i can get a meal called "fuck you"?

>>610384390
i think you're in wrong thread

>banana
>jet fuel cant melt steel beamsjet fuel cant melt steel beamsjet fuel cant melt steel beamsjet fuel cant melt steel beamsjet fuel cant melt steel beamsjet fuel cant melt steel beamsjet fuel cant melt steel beamsjet fuel cant melt steel beamsjet fuel cant melt steel beams

60 chicken minis and a shake from chik-fil-gaybashers

"i did it for teh lulz"

glass of water

"check em"

Pizza

Warden, I have to make a confession: I fucked your wife. Like, a lot. Every way imaginable. Bye!

>bucket of chicken
>never open an imageboard

Sashimi served on a naked female body
What word? I'll be dead soon anyway.

>big mac
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>610385718
Kek

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>>610379728
>last meal
a single Chicken McNugget
inb4 nigger
>last words
hold my hand when they pull the lever

>the executioners wife
> Ayyyy lmao

>apple
>hitler did nothing wrong

Krabby Patty
>Rev up those fryers... nigger

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Crispy Duck from a Chinese Restaurant.

"I have no regrets, other than the fact I'm about to die. Fuck Russel Howard! Unfunny, wonky-eyed cunt"

>>610379728
>apple pie with cheddar cheese on top
>ed gein was awesome

>a single pretzel, painted light grey with food coloring, served on a 1/8th steel plate that is 1 square foot

>"sleeping is our natural state, and we're only awake to gather information for dreams"

>bullets

>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

>>610383333
no one noticed quads /b/rother
>McGangbang
>these are not the droids you are looking for

>>610379728
>Meat pie with dry cider.
>"You'll never know where they are buried now" While looking at the family.

Order some orange chicken, Beijing beef, and ham fried rice.

Jesus Christ I only did 5 over the posted limit.

>Nothing

>Boy, I'm glad that's over.

Taco Bell Volcano Burrito and 10 rice/bean burritos.

I don't even give a fuck.

>5 lbs of cabbage, 5 lbs of beans, 5 lbs of tacobell meat

>my compliments to the cleaning staff

Denied last meal

All I said was gamergate was about ethics in journalism.

> Shroom sallad with LSD dressing and Ayahuasca to wash it all down.
> All of life is just a ride and nothing ever dies, see you on the other side.

>Bald Eagle

>Can the warden suck my dick while I eat this delicious Bald Fucking Eagle?

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Weiner
Why does bill get 2 weiners?

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>>610379728
>Tendies
>Looks like i finally ran out of GBP.

A burger or pizza.

Merica.

>>610390195
DANK MEME BRO

>>610389876
Dying on acid and shit must be hell of a ride.
Especially when your brand DMT kicks in

>>610379728
>prison food
>the

>>610379728
>Let there be peace on Earth
>All you can eat buffet so I will never be executed.

>1 day old refrigerated cold papa johns pepperoni pizza, 1 pound of snow crab, OJ with lots of pulp, 1 pound of Lifesaver Wintergreen mints.

>"I hope my death can make the world a better place."

>>610391133
Eating works peace and saying sth. about buffet.
Fggt

>deez nuts!
>HA. got eem!

>>610380956
this guy gets it

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>some food i could weaponise like a deep fried gun
>'would you fuck me? Id fuck me'
imagine how fucked up youd be if the last thing someone said to you before you died was that

>>610379728
bratwurst and schnitzel
"hitler did nothing wrong"
>but only if my last words made the front page

>Pancakes
>CELESTIAL HAREM, HERE I COME

Baklava and black coffee

"Execution as an institution is necessarily violent and inhumane"

>>610385718
came here to post this

Some weed and shit to smoke it with
Shits about to go full retard, never go full retard.

>>610386259
kek mate

>Grape juice and unleavened bread

>"blessed be the name of the Lord and all his judgments"

> i would love what my family called a pasty but since by this point i am long gone get me a fucking double whopper meal no pickles with some well made bacon, large with a diet fucking coke.
> give my comb to my son and tell him his pa was a hero, and to my wife i say welcome me home

>sweet roll
>my ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?