i just ate out a whores pussy from a brothel
and now my throat hurts
about tree fiddy
nigger cock dick
yeah go on then
Quads
I like the titties at the beach.
Quads and Quints I'm gonna make you squint to see my micro cock
>>610356231
Rolling to never to deliver
Check them bigger nigger lover I ain't no pussy mam cause existentialism from Zion paradise is killed
Like the weasel.
Ščegetavček
i will not deliver
>>610356231
55 for the win
i will actually deliver
doing 55 niggers isis pie
today i went to the park
there were so many birds
watching the children play
i am arousal
WIKI WIKI WILD WEST
Imma redditer, loler, imgur roler. I call anuses "boy pussy", and check this doubles
>>610356231
Nah m9
Somewhere to love you in ass and Anya anus. I like this
>>610356231
Who the fuck goes down on a prostitute?
>>610358360
I do cause I'm a cuck
I love bubbly, perfectly symmetrical female asses. Like every time I see one, wheter on this board or IRL I just want them to sit on my face until I suffocate. That would be the best way to fucking die. I love asses so much I just FUACODGFA FUC I WANT THEM IN MY FACE
rollin rollin rollin
imma delviver
lets doo this
>>610356231
You just committed your last mistake. Sorry.
i wanna put you in my butt
jerk off so hard I'm pissin blood
>>610356231
hammer time
have you ever had aids?
shit in my mouth
aborted festus
nooo
but why are there not enough?
fuck it raul
i like turtles
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say such silly stuff, sir.
Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....
What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...
When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.
AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
AND...
When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.
AND...
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.
imm redy to split
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a prince with a dick in my butt
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I put dicks in my butt
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And puttin' some dicks right up into my butt
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started puttin' dicks in my butt
I got'a one little dick and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle to get dicks in your butt
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she grabbed a dick and put it in my butt
She gave me a dick and up my butt dick I stick it
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well dick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking semen drippin out of my ass
Is this what the people of dickbutt living like?
Hmmmmm a dick in my butt
But wait I hear they're dicky, butt butt , all that
Is this the type of dick theyre gonna put in my butt?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared to put a dick in my butt
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with his dick out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with my dick and jumped at his rear
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said butts and it had dicks in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, dick in my butt'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes dick me later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne with a dick in my butt
>>610356231
im gucci mane
it's shfity five!
The poor nigger on the wall. Look at him.
Look at the poor nigger.
Look at the poor nigger on the wall.
Fuck him. Fuck the nigger on the wall.
Black man is de debil.
>>610356231
Cancer in the throat is lethal. Prepare for days of difficulties breathing and swallowing. You'll feel like you choke every time you try to swallow your own saliva. The diagnosis is apparent. You are now one with the cancer. Now spread it onward before you die. The cancer must be!!! Don't remember to fap twice a night to avoid post mortal ejaculation. That would suck. I mean seriously imagine if your funeral service had to wipe your sperm from your dead body's thighs. Fuck
i'd rather not
If I land on 55 I will not deliver
55 get , but not delivering :^)
cmon
>>610356969
double 69
Next 2Pac
want deliver
Feeding out the weak with agricultural educational
Allahu akbaring the bitches n' infidels hating cuz here is me drop this beatings. Maybe no computer. Maybe no home. that's what he replied before cut his throat
6 bigger niggers pulled the trigger on a chigger if this post is 55 I will not deliver.
>>610356231
How did you just make the world most successful thread? Also I'm g33k enough to listen to Morrigan's theme on repeat gimme twenny dallaz
f
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a prince with a dick in my butt
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I put dicks in my butt
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And puttin' some dicks right up into my butt
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started puttin' dicks in my butt
I got'a one little dick and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle to get dicks in your butt
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she grabbed a dick and put it in my butt
She gave me a dick and up my butt dick I stick it
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well dick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking semen drippin out of my ass
Is this what the people of dickbutt living like?
Hmmmmm a dick in my butt
But wait I hear they're dicky, butt butt , all that
Is this the type of dick theyre gonna put in my butt?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared to put a dick in my butt
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with his dick out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with my dick and jumped at his rear
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said butts and it had dicks in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, dick in my butt'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes dick me later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne with a dick in my butt
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That's a rap
my mum is a hairy man
pussy pussy pussy in the tree
I ain't a rapper
55 get
I hate raps so fk you.
dubs inbound
get dem dubs
My name is tupac and I spead smallpac
eat my ass
:(
who will deliver?
55 get, make bitches wet.
kendrick lamar drake j cole and the hobo from down the road
Won't deliver unless quads
eat this dick and swallow that nut and call it penis collada
Kind of want
based god gibe me 55
>>610356231
relling
PUDOO HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU BITCH ASS PUNK I WAS TRAINED BY THE CIA. I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP JACKASS I HAVE A TOP SECRET TEAM OF ASSASSIN ONLY WEARING FLIP FLOPS ALL AROUND THE WORD YOU SAY ONE DAMN WORD TO ME AGAIN AND I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE FLIP FLOPS. I AM TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT PUDOO YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE ON CRACK BITCHWHORE> I WEAR GUCCI, YOU HOE. WHO YOU THINK I IS BASIC BITCH.
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
Fur/sfur threads is a FH fo' faggots ahead
what a get
>>610361606
If 55, this anon raps on my behalf
ayyyyyyy
niggers tongue my anus
>>610361878
Reroll
Woof
1:1 After Moses the LORD’s servant died, the LORD said to Joshua son of Nun, Moses’ assistant: 1:2 “Moses my servant is dead. Get ready! Cross the Jordan River! Lead these people into the land which I am ready to hand over to them. 1:3 I am handing over to you every place you set foot, as I promised Moses. 1:4 Your territory will extend from the wilderness in the south to Lebanon in the north. It will extend all the way to the great River Euphrates in the east (including all of Syria) and all the way to the Mediterranean Sea in the west. 1:5 No one will be able to resist you all the days of your life. As I was with Moses, so I will be with you. I will not abandon you or leave you alone. 1:6 Be strong and brave! You must lead these people in the conquest of this land that I solemnly promised their ancestors I would hand over to them. 1:7 Make sure you are very strong and brave! Carefully obey all the law my servant Moses charged you to keep! Do not swerve from it to the right or the left, so you may be successful in all you do. 1:8 This law scroll must not leave your lips! You must memorize it day and night so you can carefully obey all that is written in it. Then you will prosper and be successful. 1:9 I repeat, be strong and brave! Don’t be afraid and don’t panic, for I, the LORD your God, am with you in all you do.”
Milk milk lemonade, around the corner is where the fudge is made
holy shit im gay
might be a little bit challenging...
rolll
Nigger toes
The taste of grandma's furburger
faggots
rookweFOJwgfi i g'
dududududududududu dududududududududududu
>>610361840
u saying wat u son of basterd bich
stars wars the whores unleashed
I suck nigger cock
Many dubs in this thread I saw
>>610356231
Mfw I don't deliver
Rootie tootie fresh and fruity
55 is coming i can smell it
Rollin for 55
mr worldwide
THIS DICK AINT FREEEEE
>>610362086
>>610361878
Don't get your hopes up
I'm not entirely
sure it would all
sound like a rap
9/11 spelled backwards is 666
penile fracture
>>610362256
> rap
> challenging
Kek
MC Anon in the mothafuckin' house.
Anon who delivers this should not rap any:
1) obvious copy and pastes of large chunks of text; or
2) any posts that are longer than say about say eight lines or something.
>>610362793
>kek
>challenging
Rap
>>610362855
WINRAR!
>>610362855
WINRAR
>>610362855
WINRAR
GET RAPPING NIGGER
>>610362855
lel
>>610362855
Ayyy
>>610362855
And we have a winner !
>>610362855
>DELIVER FAGGOT
paper cut on the top of a dick
>>610362855
you gon do it, anon?
>>610362855
Prepare for hell, friend. Start rapping.
>>610362855
Do it pussy
>>610362855
10/10
>>610362855
winrAr!!
Will OP deliver?
>>610362855
>>610362743
>>610361878
>>610361606
if anon doesn't update us I'll do it and try to post tomorrow/monday
got to get back to work theres alot of thread might finish
and I'm 25
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jLzQPQxzlm
>>610363992
maybe even tonight
>>610364128
nice :D
>>610364128
fox in socks though
>>610362855
Anon here who did got it. I'm working on it. It'll fucking suck, but I'm going to deliver. It'll be up tonight or tomorrow.
OP here, should i deliver?
>>610364128
nice
>>610356231
but im not a rapper
>>610364128
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jLzQPQxzlm
fuckiing sucks, no instrumental? who the fuck you supposed to be shakesphear?
faggot
>>610364128
A fair effort, 6.5 out of 10