>>610351903
whose hair grows that low that thick

>>610351903
let's do it

>>610352018
neckbeards

>>610351903
thats retarted

Please do this. I will bump with #applepatch if anon gets the image(s) done and starts the hashtag

>>610351903
What are you hoping to achieve?

>>610352638
Lulz

>>610352638
There are 3 lulzy scenarios:

1. Apple patch gains national notoriety
2. Girls jump on the apple patch bandwagon and we start a legit fashion trend
3. We trick faggots into shaving their neckbeards into an apple patch

>>610352638
lulz, he said it like 4 times.

Or a circle right under the chin could be more believable.
Most people can't grow hair all the way to their Addams Apple.

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Something like pic related

>>610353166
Eh, then we wouldn't get to call it the apple patch.

>>610353687
Ok I see

Epic thread, somebody screenshot it, or archive. Such planing and cunning went into this

We'd also have to create an anti apple patch campaign to give it legitimacy. It's similar to the bikini bridge

Bumping for interest, I like this idea

>>610354165
>african apple patch
now we got a bacground story that it was used by the old african tribes as a sign of manhood

This has great potential.

Are there any neckbeards here who could pull off doing an apple patch then shaving it later just so that we have legitimate pictures?

>>610351903
WHAT ABOUT A QR CODE TATOO ON THERE?

>>610354695
that would take a week for me.. i just shaved

>>610354858
too retarded even for todays normal fags..

For the lulz

>>610352638
We does it for teh lulz faggot

Guys if this is a thing in six months I will be so happy

>>610351903
So who's going to make the twitter accounts?

>>610351903
Op, you have caught my interest, willing to spam many fake accounts for this

>>610355449
everyone faggit, we need to work together on this. But first we need pictures... Maybe get r9k for help.

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I can bump from the UK with a fake account.

If you successfully grow an applepatch you get a free applewatch?

There's no material to post

>>610355611
We could try /r as well, they have plenty of great artists just hanging around

>>610355751
Great idea, should we send someone over to try to convince them to do it?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Apple+Patch

>>610355751
Try /i/ too. It's worth a shot.

Maybe get /gd/ on board to make an official endorsed by apple logo?

>>610356014
Thank you anon, but that definition is too negative, we need to add some definitions on how sexy it is too.

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>>610351903

>>610355860
>>610356142
We need to get to work right away, get threads up there

>>610356243
>>610354858
Samefag, also you are not funny and you never will be. Stop it.

Bu- fucking - mp

>>610351903
>I have an idea. We make pictures of guys with squares of hair over their adam's apple (dubbed the "apple patch") and then spam twitter with fake girl's accounts fawning over this new style of facial hair. We make #applepatch trend, and then watch the lulz unfold as girls uproar over this disgusting new trend, or even lulzier, girls may jump on the bandwagon and come to like the applepatch. Or retards will actually shave their neckbeards in this way.

HEY HEY HEY.....hey...hey...............hey.

Lets fucking not.

bump in the night

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i'd use my photoshops but i am on my toaster

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This cannot die

>>610356577
This is a great start but I think it could use more hair there.


IT IS VITAL THAT WE HAVE PICTURES OF GOOD LOOKING MEN WITH AN APPLE PATCH, NOT JUST ANYONE.

Let's make an irc for this or something

>>610357056
My grandpa and my dad called those I don't give a shit hats.

>>610356381

I thought it was some shitty-drawn QR code, too, before I read teh post. QR tattoo with some personal information like name, blood type, contacts and such would be cool, someplace else though.

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>>610356381

I made the r9k thread, Hopefully they will help us out.

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>>610357427

>>610352018
lots of people. most people just shave the neck because it looks better

link to other threads you guys are making. Also, start making and voting on apple patch definitions on urban dictionary as an easy start

>>610354165
This needs to be in black and white like its an old photo and use >>610354473 story

bumping this, no kill has great potential

>>610358352
r9k Thread
>>>/r9k/18004019

Dont die bread, also You guys need to start spreading the word, go to the other forums and inform them.

>>610357723

Yeah, like that. But I guess it would come handy in the case of some emergency first of all, so there should be info like blood type, whom to contact if in trouble, if this person is allergic to some drugs and such.

>>610359063
I don't have a tumblr account, but it would be great if we can trike some very vocal male sjw on this, they will be the ignorant backbone

Bamp, this thead is too good to die.

>>610359360
Great idea anon, tumblr would be a great way to spread it.

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>>610356991

>>610359360
How can we spin it SJW? We can say shit about how the apple patch is hiding the male identity or something, with others arguing that it celebrates it

>>610359797
That could work. but we have to make a public debate about it somehow.

>>610359797
I'd say if we get enough people talking about it, it will turn into a debate on its own in tumblr. We just have to start the engine

>>610354473
Say the apple patch was worn by tribes to hid their adam's apple because it was harder for slave traders to identify if the tribe member was a man or a woman from a distance giving him a better chance to escape being captured and sold as a slave

bumping. glad to be a part of this.

bamp

Need adam apple's to photoshop guys

>>610360664
women didnt/dont grow hair that thick on their necks, so if they had a thick applepatch there then it'd identify them as a guy, fucktard.

>>610359797
Alright, alright, I got this. We're going to encourage everyone of every gender to grow the apple patch in order to blend what sexual identity we are by covering up one of the most distinguishing features of a male vs female. We encourage woman to take testosterone in order to grow out their apple patch and hide what they identify as. It will be a 'social movement' to show that 'every gender is exactly the same'

>>610360664
You do realise that most women don't have beards?

>>610361035
use
>>610356577

>>610361105
holy shit yes this

>>610361105
Great idea anon.

>The twist: [spoiler]the US government is using this as a way to refine their techniques to control its population[/spoiler]

r9k/ doesn't seem to like it

>>610361105
Might be too far.

>>610361498
Nah, They aren't really the attractive males we were looking for anyway, so it might be irrelevant.

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fags

>>610361498
/r9k/ only likes self-pity and battered women

>>610361813
YES, THANK YOU ANON!

>>610361813
your doing well son

>>610361813
YES

>>610361813
people, use this on tumblr, we have some nice groundings now

>>610361101
Not if the hair matched the skin tone and was in the distance

We got a definition up on urbandictionary. If you can't contribute in any other way just thumb up this one

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Apple+Patch

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>>610361813
I Improved it a bit, this should work

The samefaggotry in this thread is giving me cancer

>>610362787
go back to r9k

>>610362787
you assume all threads have a person coming in and posting once and leaving, what kind of retard are you

>>610362396
If, if, if. From a distance you probably couldn't tell if they had an Adam's apple. You're retarded.

>>610362670
top kek

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¿Seems legit?

bumping, has anyone taken to tumblr yet?

>>610362925
I assume that in a "simbly ebic" troll/raid thread that had any legs that there would be more than 30 faggots circlejerking themselves off, but thats not even the case. Its like 5 people cirlejerking with the occasional unique poster chiming in about how retarded this idea is

>>610363655
nope

>>610363655
Close better than I could shop but not convincing enough

>>610363655
Dumb tween girls probably cant tell, but nope.

>>610363655
try making it a little less hairy, like spread out the hair on it

>>610363655
Sample post:
(more convincing picture) "OMG my bae got the #applepatch soooo hot."

bamp

this must not stop pls

>>610363708
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Apple+Patch
Urban dictionary keeps track of individual IP's for likes, this looks like more than 5 faggot

>>610364292
Could work...

>>610364560
I know how to change my IP, also 20 is pretty pathetic considering you posted this on 3 different boards

>>610351903
kek

>>610363975
i agree with this guy, Thin the hair and it should look legit.

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eh?

>>610364758
Thank you anon.

>>610364813
this has been up for less than 10 minutes, what the fuck do you expect to happen. Hundreds of the anon's jump in and sweep this away. Because what is happening now is how most trolls start

>>610365071
Shave your chinstrap too, chad

Inb4 fedorafags are now applepatchfags

>>610365071
Need a less scary angle, but yeah, that looks good.

bumping.

I'm currently on my phone, but if there's any way I could potentially contribute, please let me know.

>>610365071
Eh, it's be better if it was ONLY the apple patch for emphasis. Someone could upload this to twitter with something like "my bf is working on his apple patch <3"

OK .. gonna sacrifice my dignity by doing an apple patch tomorrow and posting about it on the twatters and bookfaces.

>>610365455
go to http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Apple+Patch And upvote the top one.

>>610365455
just pics of you or someone to shop a patch on the neck, or actually make an apple patch and then posting the pics

>>610365599
You are an hero anon

>>610365599
damn hero anon, you shall be remembered

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>>610365628
This is gonna be...

>>610365599
Dedication

Nothing much on #applepatch at the moment, around 5 tweets containing the tag.

>>610365920
that's still a start anon

>>610365071
Goddang it anon, we said it's important that the photos are of attractive men

Have a pretty decent beard going. I'll shave tonight after work and post pics, any particular shape like a heart or a star or something?

we shouldÄve gone for another hashtag, it's already used by Mac OS people

>>610366120
swastika

>>610366176
no, thats good, gives a tiny bit of groundwork.

>>610366052
Nothing related to this anon, which is good.

>>610365599
YES

>>610366120
just a tuff of hair,

>>610366120
any shape should do .. but creativity wins
as always

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG784oxeQcQ

thought this may be helpful

>>610365599
double dubs saves us <3

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>>610366112
This good enough?

This is the worst idea I have ever read.

Anyone have a Wikipedia account to create an article for this?

(And someone to write something good)

>>610351903
Who the fuck has beards in there?

>>610366541

I kno lol </3

>>610366541
That's why it's gonna work..
Ever seen a good idea work out?

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All hail apple patch

>>610366503
Wtf don't u retards get? Shave everything except the apple of Adam dammit

>>610366503
How the fuck dies your mustache have a clean spot between it but your eyebrows don't?

We're actually moving pretty quickly with this, I must say. We've accomplished quite a lot in just an hour or so.

Quite impressive, /b/. Quite impressive, indeed.

Keep her goin'

I got a 70% legit company website for my Apps. If anyone knows how to write news articles I would just drop an html there so we can backlink to something. Also, UNILAD is definitely buying this

>>610366947
They would... they believe anything.

>>610366970
Looks good anon

Damn just checked urban dictionary again, its getting hella dislikes whats happening

>>610366970
omgthatssoooohawt/10

>>610367148
19 likes 1 dislike for me

>>610367148
r9k is raging i think.

>>610353687
Would we call it the Apple tree? Or Apple orchard?

>>610367285
I am a retard and forgot to refresh

>>610367148
Haters

need to fucking sleep, if anyone can get an article done I will just put it there in like 5 hours

undothis23(ett)gm ail.com

>>610367302
I may have instigated some shit

>>>/r9k/18004019
Seems to be coming around, some people are bumping in support.

>>610367148
r9k is buttraging for some reason

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>>610351903
This is stupid enough to work. God speed OP

>>610352800
are you 12

>>610367148
Im disliking it with my IP generating software. Its slow but Im gaining ground. Literally every thumbs down was me lol

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>>610366719
This? Will this do?

>>610351903
I fully support the engineering of any new meme. #applepatchboyz

>>610368023
But why are you so hater

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>>610368023

>>610368094
looks good anon, I'm starting a folder full of applePatches to support this new meemee

What's our hashtag? Is it just #applepatch, or what? I'm not seeing enough activity. We need to step our game up.

>>610351903
The #1 problem with trying to consciously create a trend on here is that someone is inevitably going to get the word out that this is all an elaborate 4chan ruse. Hell they may even screenshot the whole thread and emphasize this post.

>>610368761
we're getting pictures first, but yeah, we need people to make fake twitter accounts

can i get a link to /r9k/ applepach thred?

>>610368979
>>18004019

I give up, you guys are way faster at changing your IPs and upvoting the urban dictionary definition than i can change IPs and downvote it

>>610368979
>>>/r9k/18004019

>>610368423
>>>/r9k/18004019

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bumping in support of a great idea

>>610369165
use your 1337 hax0r skills to hack it then faggot

>>610352638
do it for the lulz

>>610369190
>>610369231
>>>/r9k/18004019

>>610369327
im not a hacker, if you don't know how to change your IP you're retarded

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Gotta luv apples

Les do dis

>>610369491
>im
>your IP you're retarded
Your friendly neighborhood Grammar Nazi reporting in! also Bump for the Applepatch

>>610366807
under rated post

>>610369941
this looks shopped

>>610369941
Dem paint skillz

>>610368897

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

>>610370392

>>610369765
>>610370478
we can choose! nice

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Here /b/ I made this, spread it via Twitter.

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>>610369765

I'm trying to think of some clever social media tricks and whatnot to accelerate this further. I was thinking maybe we could try to make some kind of copy-paste (although convincing enough to be perceived as real) macro of handsome men with their applepatches and post it all over Tumblr. In turn, I think we could expect to see some pretty heavy (yet free) endorsement from the very people we're trying to fool the most. Many a lul will be had.

>>610370843
shit anon, provide a link and it is done

>>610352800
/thread

>>610371039
this looks shooped i can tell by the pixels

>>610370843
nope

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Apple+Patch

a reminder to repost this to all the social networks you can. and to like

>>610370843
Don't use NYT, use a much smaller website that won't be quickly recognized. All the NYT Twitter has to do is tweet that this is a shop and the whole thing is fucked.

>>610371162
ITs a photoshopped Image I made m8 there isnt a real post

>>610371162
there is no link, its a shitty MS painted 1/10 fake article

>>610352638
for the lulz

>>610371536
they wont even respond to it because no one cares on twitter except for you 5 people spamming this

>>610371076
Tread lightly, and make many iterations of these copypastas. It has to seem legit.

#TickleThePatch

>>610371821
>>610363708
I think you're the biggest samefag here.

I love you all very much

>>610356665
see this is exactly the reason why you didn't get quads. fuck you. lulz can't be stopped

WE DID IT /B/ HOLY SHIT! ITS ON THE FEATURED FUCKING FORUM FRONT FUCKING PAGE XD
featuredforum.my-board.org/

/pol/ might be up for this anyone wanna post it there?

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>>610372143
ily u 2 anon :3

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>>610371390
Fuckn Sherlock Holmes over here...
Nigga, start contributing

>>610372221
why did I click this

>>610372273
go for it

>>610371821
Cry more pls

>>610371821
Why are you still here? Just leave if you hate it so much. Do you truly have nothing better to do with your life then criticize people having fun because you lack the capacity to do so yourself?

>>610372354
What is it? help a fellow anon out

>>610372509
its literally applepatch

>>610372354
What was it?

>>610354695
This, please this.

#applepatch must take ogre

bump for good idea

Anybody find anything on Twitter? I couldn't find anything except one post.

>>610372221
>>610372221
Don't fucking click on this . Just some faggot with his gay porn trying to spam because they have nothinng to contribute and it shows just how pathetically useless they are

>>610373243
Yeah, we need to start putting this on twitter, for those who aren't shopping photos or spreading the word, Make twitter accounts to spread the applepatch

>>610372363
Okay,done

>>610373523
link to thread?

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>>610371039
maybe this way?

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>>610373909
goddamn perfect

>>610373909
Nah

>>610373909
that style looks kinda acceptable btw

>>610373909
Great!

>>610373523
Link needed,

>>610373909
Yes yes yes

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>>610351903
This

>>610373909
Nice. Now we just need to put all these images together on some kind of macro like people suggested earlier .

Not seeing too much with #applepatch on twitter guys, lets get the tweets rolling

I am female and this is now my fetish.

>>610351903
Don't forget to #applepatch

Lol there are literally 3 tweets about this o i am laffin

First, the twotter accounts, then a Tumblr fanpage of the ApplePatch

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>>610373460

How do I created fake twitter accounts? Like, should I think up the fake person and make a few tweets based on that image or just registering empty accounts or what else?

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>>610373909
i find it more realistic in bw

Twitter. Now.

>>610352444
Trips don't lie, would be easier on their head, this idea is fucking stupid

le fag

>>610351903
2015, still not applepatching.

>>610374460
>this to the op
>thread has 250+ replies

Fuck you, newfag. Kill yourself.