OK /B/ ON ORDER... ONE BEEF WELLINGTON, ONE SEAFOOD MORNAY AND TWO VEAL SCALAPONE!!!
Yes chef
>>610277448
Extra cum on everything, coming right up!
Yes Chef.
One Omelet,Two salads, two fish sticks. 2 minutes chef
SIR YES SI.... Aaaaan I just shat my pants
>>610277448
I ACCIDENTALLY IN MY VEINS THE WHOLE THING
H-hey master, D-do you know that feel when no gf?
COME ON /B/ WHERE THE FUCKS THE BEEF WELLINGTON!!!!!!!!
>>610277448
"Oh, fuck off, you, you fat useless sack of yankee-dankee-doodle shite."
ORDER UP CHEF
>>610277691
Tasting before serving Chef.Yes Chef.
>>610277691
I FUCKING ATE IT BECAUSE I'M A FAT FUCK
I DECIDED TO TOAST IN SOME BREAD INSTEAD
>>610277448
here you go chef
"IT'S STILL WALKING, THAT FUCKING PIECE OF BEEF!"
>>610277691
>>610277691
I HAVE IT CHEF, JUST WAITING ON THE CRAB
FIVE MINUTES FOR THE CREME BRULEE YES?
>>610277784
WE DIDN'T PUT IT IN THE OVEN LONG ENOUGH
>>610277645
>>610277813
WHAT CREME BRULEE
>>610277783
using the very first stock photo
ishiggydiggy
>>610277813
COMING RIGHT UP LEMME GRIND THIS COALA FIRST
WHY IS THE VEAL TAKING SO FUCKING LONG!!!!!!
>>610277813
I GOT IT
>>610277969
VEAL COMING RIGHT UP CHEF
>>610277969
WHAT THE FUCK IS VEAL
Bumping because this is hilarious
>>610278070
THIS IS A FUCKING VEAL
>>610277969
TRYING TO CATCH THE LITTLE CUNT CHEF!!!!
>>610278131
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE CALL A STEAK A VEAL
IF YOU FUCK UP THE MORNAY ONE MORE TIME ILL FUCKIN RAM IT UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!
>>610278131
VIAL?
>>610278201
kek
>>610278182
YES, CHEF. I'M SORRY CHEF. STARTING OVER WITH THE MORNAY CHEF!
>>610278161
Veal is from a calf, Steak is from an adult cow.
>>610278308
THAT'S FUCKED THE FUCK UP.
>>610278182
SEAFOOD MORNAY UP CHEF!!!!
>>610278161
BECAUSE IT IS BABY COW STEAKS YOU CHEEKY FUCKER. IT IS A SPECIFIC STEAK.
Just seasoning the salad, chef. 2 minutes.
>>610278182
SHIT SORRY CHEF I ACCIDENTALLY CAME IN THE MORNAY
HOLD ON... HOLD THE FUCK UP.... WHERE DID TABLE TWELVES ORDER GO???
>>610278308
SO ARE WE COOKING THE VEAL OR NOT
>>610278386
WE ONLY HAVE ELEVEN TABLES CHEF
>>610278161
VEAL is meet from a calf, to non English speakers you might have other words for it, sure took me some time to figure out, Veal sounds more like a kind of fish in my ears.
I've eaten at HK and ordered the Wellington, and then watched Gordon lose his shit in the team that was holding up my Wellington. It was fucking glorious. And it tasted great.
>>610278371
kek
I shit you not, my captcha right now is a bunch of steak images.
>>610278387
JUST MAKE THE FUCKING VEAL NOW. DON'T TAKE TOO LONG OR CHEF RAMSAY WILL SERVE US INSTEAD
>>610278438
WELL HOW DID YOU FUCKING IDYITS LOSE MY TABLE?
>>610278386
THEY AREADY LEFT THEIR TABLES SIR
HOW THE FUCK COULD WE LOSE TABLE TWELVES ORDER ON A NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!
>>610278468
So, Hell's Kitchen is a thing? Thought it was just a bunch of people cooking.
>>610278492
I tried to screenshot mine but I have no idea how to.
>>610278545
IT JUST
IT JUST LEFT SIR
>>610278565
Sorry Chef.
>>610278386
I got it right here chef. One order of spinach puffs for table 12
>>610278566
Naw, it's a studio restaurant in the valley (right above LA proper). When you see the teams cooking at the restaurant that's where they are at. All you can drink and lots of great food. Plus a front row seat to some cranky ass shit.
>>610278566
I know how, im just a lazyfag.
>>610278670
Yeah thats basically hells kitchen in a nutshell
>>610278565
FIGHT ME CHEF
>>610278676
It's just PrntScr right? But I clicked it and it didn't work.
>>610278670
+1 to my bucketlist
Fuck off, chef!
>>610278756
How high do you s'pose Ramsey's blood pressure is at any given moment?
>>610278794
Highly recommended, it's delicious. Have to be invited though. Hope you get to check it out!
>>610278371
I HOPE YOU FUCKIN DRESSED THAT SALAD PROPERLY!!!
>>610278818
sorry
>>610278818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8EtoWMGAtg
>>610278866
How do you get invited? Why can't you just pay like a regular restaurant?
>>610278851
probably about 450 over 280 give or take lol
>>610278906
Uh oh.
>>610278895
I ADDED SPECIAL DRESSING ON THAT SALAD CHEF
HERE IS TABLE 12'S ORDER CHEF!!!!!!!!
Fuck I overcooked the risotto a little
Dubs says Chef won't notice
>>610278895
With over the knee socks and garters?
FUCKEN STEAK CAPTCHA.
>>610278936
It doesn't cost any money to eat there, everything is free. I got invited because I work in TV. It's mostly family members and friends of the crew though.
Bumping thread
>>610278932
DOES CHEF RAMSAY LOOK, LIKE A BITCH?
>>610278932
>Listen you chip idiot
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As the occupant of Table 12, Chef, this is utter shit.I refuse to pay for this so called food which you obviously microwaved. You Chef, are a failure.
STEAK IS READY CHEF!
>>610279019
So being an aus fag knowing no one in america im never gonna get an invite. What a cheeky cunt
WHO'S GOT THE SALMON FOR TABLE 12!!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS TRYING TO SEND OUT UNSEASONED FOOD.... ARE YOU TRYING TO BORE TABLE SIX TO DEATH!!!!!
>>610279019
Oh right, I was under the impression it was an actual restaurant where you could turn up like any other guest.
>>610279156
crispy. i like it
>>610279245
SORRY CHEF, STILL TRYING TO GET TABLE 12 OUT CHEF!!!!
>>610279245
NO CHEF, I SENT THE ARSENIC TO TABLE 3, CHEF.
>>610279305
Unfortunately not. He has a lot of restaurants in the states, but he doesn't cook at them, too busy with all his shows.
CAN WE FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS
>>610279175
Yeah, sorry bro.
>>610278565
I ain't not bitch, chef.
>>610279233
STILL WAITING ON TABLE 12'S FUCKING SALMON!!!!!!!!
>>610278895
Yes chef, lashings of olive oil, chef
>>610279175
The based Ramsey in this thread is doing a great impression though
>>610277448
>>610279553
>>610279553
THERE YOU GO NOW GET IT OUT THERE, FAST
>>610278548
lol'd
>>610279652
GREAT, WALKING WITH SALMON CHEF!!! SALMON UP 12 READY TO GO!!!
COME ON RED TEAM, CHEF'S STOPPED TALKING TO US, I THINK HE'S GIVING UP ON US, WE NEED TO BRING HIM BACK!!!!!!!
Ummmm, what is this? I ordered the SALMON! WE'VE BEEN WAITING OVER AN HOUR TO GET SOMEONE ELSE'S FOOD?!?
It's FUCKING RAWWWER
OKAY, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS NITWIT. TASTE THE FUCKING VEIL. TELL ME IS IT RAW?
FEELING OPPRESSED SIR! WE NEED MORE WOMYN CUSTOMERS! MAKE ONLY CUM PIES FROM NOW ON!