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2015-04-16 02:38:00 Post No. 610255676
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:38:00 Post No. 610255676 [Report]
Hey /b/, let's play D&D. I'm your new DM.
>You wake up naked and in a prison cell
>Cell has a bed of hay and a bucket in the corner
>Sleeping guard is sitting right outside the bars of the cell
>Keys are on guards belt

Dubs decide what do
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:43:12 Post No.610256410
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:43:12 Post No.610256410 [Report]
>>610255676
I cut off my own fucking head.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:45:07 Post No.610256655
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:45:07 Post No.610256655 [Report]
>>610255676
lets not play for dubs, too long,.
>search bed mad of hay for anythign useful,
describe the bucket for me
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:45:30 Post No.610256701
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:45:30 Post No.610256701 [Report]
>>610255676
Jerk off and shoot semen at Yeager speeds to sever the key ring on guard's belt and have them fall on the floor
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:46:09 Post No.610256779
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:46:09 Post No.610256779 [Report]
>>610255676
>masturbate
>cum in hand
>throw cum on guard
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:46:10 Post No.610256783
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:46:10 Post No.610256783 [Report]
>>610255676
I throw the troll at the dwarven warlord and cast magic missile on the elf maiden chained to the ceiling
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:46:43 Post No.610256855
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:46:43 Post No.610256855 [Report]
Have sex with gaurd in exchange for the keys
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:47:05 Post No.610256897
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:47:05 Post No.610256897 [Report]
>>610256855
winrar
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:47:13 Post No.610256914
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>>610256655
>lets not play for dubs too long
>gets dub dubs
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:47:18 Post No.610256925
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:47:18 Post No.610256925 [Report]
>>610256855
why not just ask him to let you out?
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:48:17 Post No.610257069
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:48:17 Post No.610257069 [Report]
>>610256925
Wheres the fun in that?
Also, leave dungeon and dont call gaurd in the morning
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:48:27 Post No.610257082
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:48:27 Post No.610257082 [Report]
>>610256655
>You find nothing of use in the hay.
>The bucket is just a standard wooden bucket

>>610256855
>The guard wakes up and calls you a faggot
>He rejects your advances
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:49:05 Post No.610257165
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:49:05 Post No.610257165 [Report]
>>610257082
does it have a handle?
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:49:31 Post No.610257213
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:49:31 Post No.610257213 [Report]
>>610257165
No
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:50:00 Post No.610257275
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:50:00 Post No.610257275 [Report]
>>610257082
I knock him out with my 12"dong that I ferociously swing at him
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:50:37 Post No.610257361
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:50:37 Post No.610257361 [Report]
>>610257082
Cum in his eyeball
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:50:53 Post No.610257384
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:50:53 Post No.610257384 [Report]
>>610257082
>ask the guard for a meal.

plus what type of world are we talking about here?
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:51:03 Post No.610257407
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:51:03 Post No.610257407 [Report]
Smother self with pillow
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:52:12 Post No.610257544
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:52:12 Post No.610257544 [Report]
once the guard agrees to let me suck his dick, i bite down really hard and grab a hold of the keys, as he is screaming that his dick got bitten off i knock him out and steal his gear
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:52:17 Post No.610257553
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:52:17 Post No.610257553 [Report]
Roll for perception
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:52:40 Post No.610257599
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:52:40 Post No.610257599 [Report]
>>610257544
Kek
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:52:55 Post No.610257627
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:52:55 Post No.610257627 [Report]
>>610257544
Winrar
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:53:13 Post No.610257663
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:53:13 Post No.610257663 [Report]
>>610257599
Winrar
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:53:32 Post No.610257696
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:53:32 Post No.610257696 [Report]
After leaving dungeon, turn back and turn self in again
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:53:40 Post No.610257714
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:53:40 Post No.610257714 [Report]
>>610257544
once.. as in no other option, you guys sure do like to take control of the story.,
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:54:31 Post No.610257830
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:54:31 Post No.610257830 [Report]
>>610257696
Rolling for this
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:54:44 Post No.610257855
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:54:44 Post No.610257855 [Report]
>>610257544
have you considered him not being a flaming homosexual?
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:54:53 Post No.610257881
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:54:53 Post No.610257881 [Report]
>>610257544
>You have acquired knight's armor, a shortsword, and a steel sheild.
>Other guards hear the screams
>You hear them approach the room
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:55:43 Post No.610257980
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:55:43 Post No.610257980 [Report]
>>610257881
Realized I fucked up and turn myself in
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:12 Post No.610258042
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:12 Post No.610258042 [Report]
>>610257855
>You consider that he is not a flaming faggot
>The taste of his cock proves he was just hard to get
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:26 Post No.610258069
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:26 Post No.610258069 [Report]
>>610257881
spit the other guards dick blood into his eyes as he enters the room, in the confusion piercing him with my short-sword.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:30 Post No.610258076
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:30 Post No.610258076 [Report]
>>610257881
stash everything under your bed, body loot and all, and remain in your cell roll for bluff
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:56 Post No.610258128
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:56 Post No.610258128 [Report]
Lurk in a shadowy corner ready to thrust muh cock in any anus i cum across

Also deep throat sword to intimate the gaurds.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:56 Post No.610258129
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:56:56 Post No.610258129 [Report]
Sit on shield
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:57:05 Post No.610258138
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:57:05 Post No.610258138 [Report]
Attempt to fashion a make-shift garrote out of pieces of hay, using ropemaking skill. Then try to surprise guard and strangle him from behind.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:57:28 Post No.610258174
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:57:28 Post No.610258174 [Report]
Run
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:09 Post No.610258259
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:09 Post No.610258259 [Report]
>>610257881
Take everything off and squeal in the corner.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:16 Post No.610258273
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:16 Post No.610258273 [Report]
I roll for anal circumference.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:18 Post No.610258276
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:18 Post No.610258276 [Report]
Jack off using guard's dick blood for lube
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:19 Post No.610258280
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:19 Post No.610258280 [Report]
>>610257881
Perception/dungoeneering to see wich way the footsteps are coming from and head the other way
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:31 Post No.610258301
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:31 Post No.610258301 [Report]
>>610258128
Reroll.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:42 Post No.610258318
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:42 Post No.610258318 [Report]
>>610258259
Roll
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:42 Post No.610258321
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:42 Post No.610258321 [Report]
>>610257544
The commotion attracts more guards. They see naked prisoner with dick in mouth, keys in hand, drenched in blood.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:55 Post No.610258349
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:58:55 Post No.610258349 [Report]
I use my once a day druidic power of animal form to morph into a blue whale
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:59:32 Post No.610258424
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:59:32 Post No.610258424 [Report]
>>610257881
eat the guards keys, slack the other guards neck as he enters the room
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 02:59:52 Post No.610258473
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>>610257855
Welcome, newfriend.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:00 Post No.610258488
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:00 Post No.610258488 [Report]
>>610258349
Roll for this
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:01 Post No.610258490
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:01 Post No.610258490 [Report]
Swallow dick whole, and am become penis, destroyer of worlds
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:17 Post No.610258526
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:17 Post No.610258526 [Report]
>>610258349
Nigga u cant morpg into a fucking huge creature,

Run from gaurds
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:29 Post No.610258556
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:29 Post No.610258556 [Report]
Take a shit in the bucket
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:31 Post No.610258560
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:31 Post No.610258560 [Report]
>>610258488
Kek
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:36 Post No.610258573
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:00:36 Post No.610258573 [Report]
>>610258488
holy shit
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:06 Post No.610258629
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:06 Post No.610258629 [Report]
Pretend i´m the guard and suck the others guards´s dicks for some fresh meat
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:20 Post No.610258660
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:20 Post No.610258660 [Report]
>>610258488
>You transform into a blue whale
>Room cannot accommodate your SJW size
>You die
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:48 Post No.610258711
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:48 Post No.610258711 [Report]
>>610258660
Oh.
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:49 Post No.610258716
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:49 Post No.610258716 [Report]
>>610258526
Yeah you can do you even DnD nigga?
Summon Dire alligator
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:53 Post No.610258730
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:01:53 Post No.610258730 [Report]
>>610258660
Noooooo!
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:02:04 Post No.610258759
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:02:04 Post No.610258759 [Report]
I put a sharpie in my pooper
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:02:14 Post No.610258780
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Anonymous 2015-04-16 03:02:14 Post No.610258780 [Report]
You know when /b/ plays d&d everyone's dick is getting sucked.
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