take a shit in seat, yell it is a bomb, they'll have to search your shit.

>>610142996
go fuck yourself

the take of your clothes of and let some 707 land on you

>>610143124

rerolling

>>610143244

winrar

>>610142996
Stand up and scream: ALLAHU AKBAR!!

Hijack a plane

>>610143244
That was quick...

If there's laxatives available anywhere or if you already need to, take a huge shit on a baby. Or on someone's luggage.

>>610143124
WINRAR.

DELIVER OP

>>610143244
Welp OP, get to work.

>>610142996
< Buy duffel bag
< Toss into crowd
< yell Allahu ahkbar
< post vid here

>>610143632
Never mind, do this one OP. Don't be a pussy.

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>>610143244
Ok i Will deliver just wait

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>>610144000

>>610144000
You've been blessed by trips.
Dont let us down OP.
We will wait.

>>610144000
You better, OP.

I still want you to shit on a baby.

>>610144000
>full house

Until OP comes back... Lets rate each other penors

eat my shit nigger

>>610144112
You are quite the newfag if you think op can do this and upload it in under a minute

>>610144406
Forgot pic,

R8

>>610144807
Starting out great

>>610144807
Fuck.. here it is

>>610142996
Play cs go on full speakers
>bomb has been planted

>>610144967
Wtf they keep blocking out my cock

>>610144406
8=======>

Plz r8

>>610145106
AHAHAHA

>>610145106
Maybe you've uploaded but it's so goddamn tiny we can't see it. I'll get my binoculars, maybe that'll do it

>>610145153
I r8 10/10

>>610145106
4chan just cockblocked you!

>>610145206
Good one.

Let's see your cock

>>610145234
Wait until u see it erect

>>610145276
Kek.

>>610145369
This

8===========================>

>>610145153
You could poke an eye out with that pencildick.
4/10 dangerous, but I like it

>>610145369
Can't wait, niggerdick.

>>610145483
THANX M8

>>610145465
Damn girl

>>610145465
I always wondered... Is that a cut or uncut

>>610145357
And here we have a faggot, kids.

I'm still waiting for the deliverance of the bomb shit.

>>610145593
Niggers ain't got nothin on me

Shout something really racist and then say I have a gun stay back.

lets see this shit

>>610145735
Lel

I hope he actually does it. It'd be the best OP deliver since the cardstand

>>610145663
>faggot
>kids
>fuck you

Stand up and scream " PRAISE TO ALLAH!" Then kill yourself faggot

how will he deliver when hes being tased by airport security

If I role doubles OP has to deliver.

>>610145663
>implying hes a faggot
>Implying were kids
>Implying he's here
>Implying Implying
>implying

>>610145820
Nice comeback, took you a while though. Practice makes perfect I hear. Also not being underage might do it.

OP very well be in the national news for this kinda shit... Heh, get it? Cause shit... And he's supposed to shit

Knowing OP.. he's going to shit his pants, panic, try to stuff shit back in...
waits at gate with shithands crying

Masturbate and say its my right, where are we living the Saudi?

Op is faggot.

>>610145616
Ask ur mom

Obv as fuck op wont deliver,because if he do that,police security will be on him,and so he will not be able to upload pic/.webm

>>610145952

he'll post shit before yelling it is a bomb.

praise to alah and

OP is plane wanker

>>610146237
Wat

Run onto the plane and shout this shits about to get crazy and then take a shit.

>>610146147
AHAHAHAHA

>>610146277
Magic the gathering: Duels of the planeswankers

>>610146358
That's it... Bomb always blows up before they finish

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Now i just have to scream bomb !!!

>>610146596
OH MY GOD

>>610146596

upload to youtube

>>610146596
Bro.. eat more fiber

>>610146589
Hahaha nice one my friend

Record yourself screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR that we get a better internet connection aboard our flights!"

>>610146736
In prison...

>>610146596
did my guy pretend to be OP and shit on his bathroom floor?

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we have an identification mark on finger nail

Spanish Passport and this

>>610146596
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT

>>610146147
>spaghetti leaking everywhere
>op: a-allah a-akbu...
>tsa: sir? Are you ok?
>Op: yeah. I just uh.... Need to use the latrine

>>610146515
nah mate. inbetweeners

>>610146832
Most likely it was already there

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>>610146596
Its happening
HYPE!

If this works, someone save this thread

>>610146935
Planeswankers

>>610147058
already screenshotted the important parts

>>610147121
no like bus wanker, but plane wanker

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OP has been blessed by the magic black man pizza box. tell me OP, should it be delivered to the airport or prison? pepperoni or 3 cheeses?

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it is op with shit.

>>610144000

>>610147242
Good.

If you really do this, it will be on the fucking news

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This fucking guy found it shiiiit

>>610147317
Oh god here it comes

>>610147058
>>610147242
and post it to /r/4chan?

fags

>>610147389

SIR, SIR, THERES A BOMB IN THAT SHIT.

>>610147389
Looks like he's having a SHITTY day

>>610147389
shove him into it and yell "DUDE ITS A PRANK! ITS FOR YOUTUBE! SHIT4ZAYN"

>>610147389
Nice work mate!

>>610146596
Something nutty going on here...

>>610147558
THIS

>>610146596
HOLY SHIT I WAS WRONG>>610146210

new they be looking at cctv and shit.

>>610147657
Heh, shit

NOOO ITS RUINED

>>610147748
hehe

where are you flying too op

op is kill 4 sure

>>610147787
Such a shitty pun...

>>610147479
Better than not saving it

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>>610147389
WHAT THE FUCK. would be fucking hilarious if that agent find about this this thread.

>mfw
>immaginatin the whole scene
>op get busted
>fuckinglaughs.jpg

>>610143329
so edgy and original

>>610147883
i rub shit over my naked body to get hard

ha geddit? i said shit

>>610147905
Wait, wouldn't we be fucked and tried as accessories?

Yell: Allah Akbar!

>>610147910
He should scream: ALLAHU

>>610148036
authorities gave up on 4chans anons years ago m80

>>610148123
Okayden

someone who knows where the airport is should call the police and say there is a bomb disguised as a shit

>>610148036
You're right!!

Go an hero quick

>>610148036
Never foget de anonimitee of 4chin

>>610148063
And record reaction

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>>610146596
Good job OP

>>610142996
yell "Allah hu ackbar!" and run into the biggest crowd you see

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I know it took some time but it was woth it i did it when no one was seeing i hope thre was no cámaras or expect to see me in t.v hahah

>>610147905
>this this
Autistic detected

>>610148189
Genius


Until the caller gets fucked

>>610148289
as a final move, roll around where the shit was

Why are all faggots preaching Islam?

why not yell Hanumaaan ki jay!

>>610142996
>>610144000
Nice trips btw
>>610146596
>>610147389

>The less faggot OP
Good job OP, you made my day

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>>610147389
you must be high af

>>610148289
ur parents are gonna kill you

>>610148357
Or you know, yell bomb like intended and point to the shit to make sure it's noted as the bomb

>>610142996
shout allahu akbaaar

>>610148501
k den

>>610148487
>implying OP's parents will know it was him

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>>610148289
Holy shit op,you have taked a big risk for obscene acts in a public area

Take another shit, and put a note on it saying BOMB

loooks like Suvarnabhumi Airport Thailand

>>610148036
fucking kek

>>610148660
Rolling

>>610148063
>>610148073
>>610148270
>>610148408
>>610148578
samefag

>>610148617
>implying security footage won't be reviewed.

They may think it's dog shit.

>>610148667
How the Fuck do you know!!!

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>>610148289
>be in airport
>hope there's no cameras
OP you're one dumb mother fucker but I'll have this thread saved forever so well done.

>>610147389
>date] [Auto]

Awyeah! Mah niggah

>>610148879
Samefag

>>610148036
Welcome to 4chan newfag

Piss on someone

>>610149057
Kek'd too hard

>>610149057
No he might get them pregnant hahaha :)

Can we just take a step back and recognise that this guy just shat in an airport on command.

>>610148879
samefag

>>610148660
kekked so hard,

rerolling for this

>>610149233
>>610148973
Samefags

You should of grabbed your poo, started flinging it around like a mad man yelling racial slurs and paranoid statements

>>610149227
>hahaha :)

Why don't you just kill yourself right now, faggot?

Run on the airway naked with a note on you saying terrorist.

Vamos chaval!!

take anothe shit .. Step on it... Rub it on other people's luggage

It's been a bit since OP said something...

op is a lord

>>610149361
Reroll

>>610149391
U took the b8 m8

Hope it was worth it OP.

the gate configuration and waiting area tells its thailand, suvarnabhumi. OP plz confirm.

>>610149515
OP here.. I'm trying to shit again

>>610149509
that's quite good actually

>>610149001
I roll for this. text the whole thing plus photo. than post reaction

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>>610149231
Gotta love /b/tards.

>>610149227
Gr8 b8 m8 would r8 8/8

>>610148914
There're no cameras on bathroom dick slurper

>all the signs are in Spanish

its not Thailand

Go up to security and yell "Allahu Akbar"

>>610149655
>kek
>winrar

OP deliver now

>>610149644
Thanks.. I always try to suggest plausible dubs

Also chekm

>>610149559
That faggot should still kill himself.

Smash the place up.

>>610149829
U mad U took my bate hahaha ;)

>>610149788
shut the fuck up already you faggot

NSA checking in.

>>610149308
They might try dna testing shit on the note if he writes bomb, we can't have an op that delivers go to jail, it'd be a waste of his future threads

Shit in a bag, tie it up, put it inside the overhead storage on the plane

>>610150103
Hello NSA!

OP get an Auntie Anns for more fuel.

Post pretzel.

>>610148289
Sos un jodido bestia cojonudo chaval, flipaste a 4chan

hey guys I'm back, and I brought dubs

May the shit stink waft it was to the gods op. For this is pleasing to /b

>>610150190
Implying there isnt a shipload of unflushed shit in the bathroom
>Pun intended

>>610150468
Damn auto correct

>>610150388
Nice dubs brah

he arrested??

>>610150388
Checked

>>610150103
can I get my computer back ?

>>610142996
Shout bomb three times

>>610150388
Nice dubs

>>610150866
are you a wizard?

>>610150468
Pun taken
Op should still ship shit overhead and let that shit stink the flight

Then blame the landwhale aboard>>610150468

>>610150103
Can i be an astronaut?

>>610150968
Clearly not. A wizard would have trips

>61 posters
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I am in Guatemala my flight is about to go it was a good day I'll do it again when I'm in Mexico airport in a few hours just wait :)

>>610151135
Fuck your English

We never went to the moon,
you can visit area 51 if you want to be on the set.
make sure you bring your gopro with you.

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>>610150468
Retarded anon is retard

>>610151135
shall we call Mex airport? or Guetamalla to confirm?

>>610151290
You're

>>610151135
Where did you go in Guatemala?

NSA here
>>610151022
we never went to the moon.

>>610151345
this is some other fag. not me

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>>610147558

do 9/11

>>610151290
Can't read niggger?

>>610149336
Samefags

>>610151509
I was in Antigua and xhela for a 2 months now I I will go to New Orleans but I'll be a few hours in Mexico air port

OP here. Do you guys think the security cameras caught me? At the time i took the shit,it didn't cross my mind to check out for those. Will i be in trouble? Please reply,im fucking scared as hell

>>610151867
probably I suggest you leave, or hi jack a plane

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>>610151662
Nigggggerria ?

>>610151867
bathrooms are safe

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>>610151867
No I'm not my flight is about to leave bye guys

>>610151867
You think there are cameras in bathroom? I'm pretty sure every other retard would sue them for recording him taking a shit or piss

>>610151867
if you've got no important buisness there leave asap

>>610152206
you're a glorious bastard anon. have a good flight

>>610142996
Creep!!!! Airport is fucking of hot girls.

>>610152206
you did good today, was nice meeting you

>>610152206
You diserve first class
See you later, space anon

>>610152206
Good bye nice OP, que te vaya bién guey.

>>610146596
Jesus christ mang

Did someone save the thread ?

>>610152862
You sure, are late

>>610152880
me

>>610153362
Once the thread is kill make one of those pictures with a bunch of screenshots of the posts that people make and post it in a new thread

>>610153362
Love ya