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>>610108719
OC

>>610108719
Army one is a chin up, faggot.

Also your thread sucks.

>>610108827
>Rumpus Rufus
I would want to die if I was named that

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>>610108719

>>610108910
No one gives a fuck about the army.

Cuck.

>>610109202
Did i say i gave a fuck about the army? The point is they're supposed to all be pull ups and that one is a chin up you fucking autistic faggot.

>>610109292
Lost. seriously Rofl

>>610109301
many keks

>>610109303
Kek file name

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>>610108719
the navy and the army don't require pull ups

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>>610108719
Tfw I can do army with ease but can't seem to do marine or navy at all.

I don't know if it's my chest, shoulders or upper back that's letting me down.

>>610109660
I lost

>>610109090
god why are ppl doing this

>>610108978
can't see him? just gonna close the lid.

>>610108719
the air force could fuck more shit up than all the above 3 combined

>>610109660
>could have been 5.56

>>610109356
Lost XD

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>>610109521

>>610109356
Caught me off guard, spat out my water.

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>>610108827
RIP in peace Rumpus

>>610109660

There is a kfc on the corner of my street, I am considering printing a bunch of theseout and taping them all around the building for lulz.

>>610110698
Do it

>>610109292
Shit piss Oktoberfest.

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>>610110865
Kekd

>>610110553
You just said "rest in peace in peace"

>>610109292
fuck lost at SHIT! PISS!

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>>610111066
should have called this guy

>>610108978
Nigga went into the shadow realm

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>>610111131

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>>610108978

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>>610111274

>>610111131
So, what do you think of this website ?

>>610109301
I dont' get it

>>610111131
That's the bait....
But on the other hand if you don't take it lurkers think that it's O.K. and those retards are with friends. Personally I say take the bait.

>>610111131
How's your summer going friend?

>>610109784
The navy and the army don't require pull-ups?
What kind of fucking fantasy world are you living in? Just because they don't require it doesn't mean you're not required to be able to do them.

Where are the bananas?

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>>610111986
>Auto] 5

>>610110561
Cause rape is totally le meme funny xD

>>610110108
Haha this was a good 1

>>610112226
Hush, you'll wake them.

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>>610111131
>>610110553

>>610109672
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>610111203
lost

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>>610112666

SO WHAT?

>>610112296
kek

>>610112666
lost

>>610112365
Libturd pls go

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>>610112666
God damnit anon, we made it this long without them and you go and fag it up.

>>610112666
Can you go be cancerous somewhere else?

>>610112880
Edgelord pls go

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Got some OC for you all. Enjoy my shame.
Having a bad fucking day /b/. A literally shitty day. I'll get through the boring shit fast, just bear with me.

> Be me, 22, weeaboo fag
> Come back from gym last night, very hungry
> 2 Manwich and some lean cuisine spring rolls shits
> Eat the slop, watch Noragami, clean mouth, go to sleep
> Wake up early for car maintenance appt. At 8
> stomach is growling- melting a hole in my bed
> shower before shit, mistake was made, will shit then shower again later
> eat a bagel and some MSG laden snausage followed by a large thermos of Colombian black coffee
> mistake was made
> drive to auto shop, am told that I was placed on a wait when I shouldn't have been, general faggot
> frustration exacerbated by the storm brewing in my nethers
> "okay, whatever, when will you get around to my car"
> "it'll be done around 4, anon"
> fuck.jpg
> 2 hours later the storm is reaching category 3 typhoon status
> baby babbling is testing my resolve to stay civil, only because of the chaos brewing within me
> decide now is the time to consider the public bathroom across the store
> mold infested, unsanitary cesspool can't be combatted, not even by a yard of a layer of TP
> jimmies are rustled, but they pale in comparison to the status of my sphincter
> Category 5 reached, just off the coast of disaster
> the sweats
> visible discomfort
> people look at the strange man grunting slightly to himself
> faces of disgusted concern

To be cont.
On a phone, might be slow getting the copy n paste right

>>610108719

Odds are if you still do branch warfare jokes you're a fucking pogue anyway. Nobody in a combat MOS or AFSC gives a shit.

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>>610113136

>>610113215
zzzzzzzzzzz

>>610112666
Cocksucker gets devil's trips on shit like that. My faith in humanity is now completely lost.

>>610109292
lelz

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>>610111131
Check em

>>610112918
I was waiting for the killer to be an alcohol.

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>>610111131
This is the bait.

...please.

>>610109879
To defeat Freiza......

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>>610111986

>>610111203
lost, i love skyrim greentext, somebody got moar?

>>610113409
If he was an alcohol, then who was phone?

Where are le funny memes

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>>610113215

>30 minutes pass
> mfw a fart that is absolutely fucking not a fart starts to work it's way through the point of no return
> itshappening.jpg
> it's fight or flight, adrenaline coarsing through my sweaty diseased body
> I lurch up with a very violent "OHUGH" and lunge for the waiting room door
> My subconscious whispers to me something I already knew
> "Not even God can save you now, my sweet summer child"
> am halfway through the waiting room door when the freshly brewed chaos evacuates itself from me
> the three others in the waiting room rush towards me
> mfw all three more or less have reactions of "are you alr- WHAT IN THE FUCK"
> water is the consistency, chucks of manwich and sausage mixed with bile and Columbian black
> I'm done for, my pride as a human being is shot
> I stand, tell the nearest mechanic to have them call me when it's done
> mfw when I see my car, and the shocked mechanic next to it
> 10 more minutes, and I would have been home free
> I stifle my tears, and manage to whimper with a lump in my throat "just hold my keys for a bit"
> I am currently sitting in front of a smoke shop at a strip mall wearing freshly bought boxers and sweat pants
> I will never forget the faces of the store clerk I asked for directions to the bathroom and their men's section
> I will never forget the sounds I made waddling through that store, a broken man trying not to cry
> I will never forget leaving that mess for both the people of Target and the car maintenance employees to clean up
> tfw my car is ready but I can't look the man in the eye, my tainted hands touching his, as he hands over my keys and I hand over my shit soaked cash

This happened just under an hour ago. And as funny as I tried to make it, just know what you read today are the woes of a thoroughly broken man.

My favorite fucking mechanic too

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>>610108719
Haha fucking chairforce them niggas are pussays cept for the high standard of living and highest percentage of females enlisted and like almost no chance of getting hurt or killed in battle. Fags

>>610110865
Twat!

>>610113444
Nice trips

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>>610113444

>>610109672
Lol

>>610111804
that guy shot up an island summer camp full of kids

>>610111229
fucking lost

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>>610109521

>>610113836
>>>610110553
thousand.

>>610113616
Kek

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>>610111131

>>610110376
This cant be real. Im dying

>>610112944
why did I kek wtf

SHITPOSTING

>>610109672

ok.....lost

>>610113145
>>>/lgbt/
Your flaming faggotry is too much even for /b/, little sjw

>>610109292
>>610108978
At least your not fat I can't reach my ass to wipe it.

>>610108978

"Whelp, he's dead. And no one will ever know." *click*

>>610113595
Why not just use the fucking toilet? I'd rather sit on a nasty seat than be that uncomfortable, especially if I thought it was going to be the hershey squirts.

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>>610110153
>mfw when yours is just as small

>>610114039
Lost... Way too hard.

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>>610112365
Rape is funny

Well I guess you had to be there

>>610110763
Sponebob is actually older than that. I think he's 31 or something. I read about it once

>>610110567
what's the original song for this one ?

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>>610112365

>>610112918
sauce?

>>610113152
1fuckingmillion dorrars

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>>610114039

FUCKING 9GAG FAG, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD!!!!!

>>610114225
>that's the joke

>>610108719
Yeah fuck the airforce. it's full of pussies.

Who joins the military to work at a desk, be a 1/2 hour commute from your home and be able to sleep with your wife in your own bed every night?
Fucking faggots, amirite?

Seriously go to college, most of you are a waste of space and usually come back to domestically abuse your wifes, live off the goverment dollar and shoot up children because of your PTSD.

>>610114612
Rip in pizza

>>610112918
also requesting sauce this looks good

>>610111022
I swear this whole website is on drugs
Hehe!! XD xP

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>>610114039
Lose~

>>610108719
Flying helicopters on and off navy ships is the hardest job in the army fuckwit

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>>610114685
Lost

>>610114642
>implying you're not in highschool
Statistically speaking 3/4ths of the people on this board are, so who the fuck are you preaching to? Retarded 15 year olds with no friends? Like they even understand socioeconomics and welfare, might as well try convicing /lgbt/ they're mentally

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>>610109782

>>610114685
that's pretty dumb. just wipe with the paper that jigsaw is drawn on. what is this ez mode bullshit? you rage you lose?

>>610113595
i love it when people shit themselves in public, it's so funny. This story made me laugh so it was worth it

>>610109052
I chuckled

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>>610114199
Lolll

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>>610108978
fuck already

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You guys really have issues.

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>>610108719
>dem Navy booter sweats
I have worn those and had my head shaved, before being kept awake for three days straight.

>>610109782
Seals are still navy

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Just read it all the way to the bottom, trust me

>>610114362
jezus christ, you kids don't know shit

>>610115108
How have you never seen this before?

>>610115196
Rescue and pararescue do pull-ups too, af or navy

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>>610115227

>>610113595
I'll never understand how /b/ finds this kind of shit funny.
> I have le shit
> Spaghetti all over the WC
> Mfw a storm is doing in my shit XD
Y'all motherfuckers need some All-Bran.

>>610108827
shit, already lost

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>>610115227
Only if you read this one to the end

>>610111229
kek

>>610112293
Lost

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>>610111274

>>610109561
Paul walkers death isnt funny after watching fast and furious 7
Fucking ass hole

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>>610113836
do you not understand how this off by one thing works
if he got trips he wasnt off by one
>captcha relevant to this thread

>>610114021
well shit, nice prediction anon

>>610111859
top fucking kek

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>>610114526
Fucking lost!

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>>610111131

>>610115008

losttttttt

>>610113595
serves you right for not being able to shit publicly

>>610114771
Fuck off Tom

>>610115799
Trolled by captcha.
This new captcha sucks anyway.

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>>610116072

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>>610116261

>>610116178
>cracked
I remember when I was a libtard too, anon

>>610110376
i would fuck her

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>>610116280
My glutes...

They feel weird now

we seriously need IDs back. There is so much samefagging going on in this thread with "lost XD"s and "lel i spit out my water XDDDDDDD"s out the ass

>>610112365
fuck off back to reddit you newfriend

>>610114039
idk how people can find fake shit funny

>>610109356
grinned

>>610116261
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE POTASSIUM

>>610116438
Cracked going all feelgood was a relatively recent thing- I'd say your flip flop was too.
> confirmed tryhard

>>610114456
i need this in my life

>>610114467
>>610114692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjJTrlabbTM

>>610113215
you try too hard bro. you don't need to try so bard to make funny phrases and shit it's fucking terrible.

>>610114621
>my board

>>610116438

i got it from another thread fool. Don't care where it's originated from. Just laugh or fucking respect the fucking robot

>>610116775
Thank mr respeckrobot

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>>610108719

>>610115227
But where's the joke?

>>610110553
Someone give rumpus glowing eyes, id do it myself but im taking a massive shit

>>610116178
RESPECT THE ROBOT

>>610115799
the cancer has spread one level further

>>610114621
>9gag
This is from Cracked, fag. And yes, it's fake.

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>>610110561
Nearly all sharp complaints.

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>>610117022
New I presume?

>>610112666
Ymdoes gill say ranks?!?!

>>610114642
good lord you are cancer
3EDGY5ME

>>610115227
gg wp

>>610114039
Life in a nutshell

>>610116178

Fucking A man....

RESPECT THE ROBOT

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>>610117188
This is old as hell but it got me anyways because I thought I'd be a hardass and come in to YLYL thread high as a kite. Three whole marijuanas mane.

>>610113913
LEFTIE kids

>>610112085
That is literally exactly what that means. It doesn't prevent you from doing them, and the training they *do* require will probably enable you to do them, but as part of the navy and army you are never required to specifically do pull-ups.

>>610115541
sauce plz

>>610114456

JET MUEL CANT DUEL STEEL BUEL

>>610116873
I don't usually reply, but lost

>>610109533
Might have to try this some day

>>610117457
>mfw one neckbeard spent 3 hours on samefagging on a thread.

>>610115623
this some gay bullshit

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