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5 decides
wanna see pics of me and my mum bumpnig ?
want to see my dick?
shameless self bump
>>609974116
reroll
Send her a picture of your cock
slut
wanna fuck???????????
she is a feminist btw
ive seen her nude
>>609974665
WIN
send me nudes or I will send your severed head to your parents
waiting on reply first
I have a pretty small penis, but my muscular back makes up for it.
you guys are making this boring
sharpie in pooper
sorry that was for my sister. how is it going in africa?
im gay
>>609975428
Rolling for this
jk lol im so funny
its okay, ill be easy on you
Is mayonnaise a gender?
>>609974970
are you into bestiality?
send this
>>609975793
WINRAR
My dick tastes like cheetos
>>609975955
dubs has spoken
do you swallow?
I love you
>>609975793
Roll
OP is kill
Im kinda retarded please suck me
I'm gay
Showme your tits bitchh
Niggers are the reason this country is on. Downslide
>>609976434
Hurry up.
If doubles you say to next victim to suck patrick's anus
>>609976645
Hot damn
>>609976434
hurry up nigga
Hi there bitch
>>609976434
if dubs, op has tosend those texts to his mother
>>609976645
Do it fag
Qt ass
nvm got a response
>>609977096
Tonight.........You
Jews are responsible for all the worlds wars
Hi there wanna go out tonite?
so what do you say, i can show you my penis now.
>>609975858
this
Let's just start with some pics, who goes first?
>>609977096
you think im joking?
>>609977251
winrar
>>609977251
WIN.RAR
Wanna see a picture of my dogs asshole?
Is that a yes?
>>609977251
Winrar
>>609977251
winrar......shitty answer
Your name will be Kate Pickle after I stick my pickle in you
>>609977381
Rawr
>>609977251
winrar whatever the fuck that means
>>609975295
OP you better deliver.
>>609977784
rimjob
im going to kill all the fucking jews but show me your tits, i need motivation.
>>609977845
Reroll
>>609977784
Hitler did nothing wrong
This thread is kill
>>609977845
This
Can a brotha get a titty job ova here?
The USA stopped the greatest man in history too soon now we have all these kikes crying about the holocaust. And stupid mother fuckers like Woody Allen
>>609977784
>>609977784
op is a faggot
are you a fucking jew!
>>609977845
Roll 4 this
i've a micropenis so it would be easy in pretty much everyone
I'd love to see you riding my dick
hamshanks are the way to go
really, i want yor vagina in my cock.
I love you, i justo wanna ur atenttion
>>609977845
Pls this
I enjoy watching anime little boys and girls.
>>609977784
If a found an alpha male with a gigantic penis, could i watch you have sex with him?
>>609978130
winrar
>>609978130
WIN
I fucked a jew once.
It was nasty.
Dat hairy pussy yo.
Never Forget.
>>609978130
winrar winrar chicken dinar
>>609977845
This now
>>609978130
WINRAR
>>609977784
Wanna ride my SIN STICK
>>609978130
winrar
>>609978130
win fucking rar
>>609978130
Winrar
>>609978130
Winrar
>>609978130
Huehuehuehuehuehuz
Please sell me your shit stained panties
ayyyy
Why not just fuck her you dumbass
>>609978222
>Trips speaks.
>>609978222
Trips=truth
>>609977381
rollin for this
Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster
wanna hunt some niggas
>>609978563
Reroll
penetration
I JOUST WANNA FUCK WITH YOU, IF YOU WANT I CAN COME OUT, I WONT BE THAT BAD . JOUST FOR U
>>609977381
This is happening
>>609978670
Roll
be mine bitch
Put a banan in your butt and send me it.
Wir mussen die juden ausrotten!
>>609978522
just kidding, you are an ugly whore
>>609978522
And your cock you trap.
>>609978562
Reroll lol
im being serious here, now go to my house my erection can only stay on for so long
My name is Jeff
Please wanna see some titties
I JOUST WANNA FUCK WITH YOU, IF YOU WANT I CAN COME OUT, I WONT BE THAT BAD .
Did I ever tell you that Jews are responsible for all the worlds wars?
i cant stop farting
hitler did nothing wrong
>>609978777
777
>>609978670
Reroll
Sometimes i shove things up my ass for fun and tell people about it
it was a banana today
>>609978777
w-winrar?
>>609978522
rimjob
>>609978777
holly shit
You have tits that look like they need to be shat on
great, now come and satisfy my raging erection
im gay
>>609978901
Roll
Sorry, I get nervous and say weird stuff when I am talking to beautiful women, so anyway... wanna get coffee or something sometime?
Can i hurt your little ass, when im look some good and classic CP
are u actually so dumb that u cant properly formulate decent phrases??
>>609977381
reroll
>>609978916
winrar!
>>609978916
>>609977514
>>609977672
>obvious shill
>>609978777
Shit too l8
>>609978916
Winrar
pleas im horny, send me some pics ;)
Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster!
>>609978916
winrar
>>609978522
i want to fuck you so badly
>>609978562
Roll
>>609978916
WINRAR
>>609978916
fucking winrar holy fuck
>>609978916
winrur
Whatever you do don't ever send me nudes.
Ok?
>>609978916
winrar
>>609978522
so how about that fuck?
I promise to only cry after. not during like I usually do
hello mlday
Please dont leave me! :'(
I just want to part dem sweet roast beef lips.
hitler did nothing wrong
omg op fucking reply
>>609978916
Hua hua hua
I let you do anal on me if you want to becouse I want it.
Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster.
>>609978851
Rolling.
>>609978562
roll
>>609978670
Rolling.
send a pic of your dick OP
OP please
>>609979522
here's how i interpret this: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don't know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon "ha-ha", where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It's possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous "i really (3x) like this image", as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it's yours, which, of course, means "yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick". Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: "wow, this is funny" Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says "thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot" And that was the story
>>609979535
roll
>>609979522
rolling for >>609979332
I have no penis.
>>609979522
OP you send her pic of this screenshot i guess?
>>609979379
pls help
>>609979572
damn it you had it
>>609979551
Roll
>>609979572
Winrar
>>609979522
that last one was a joke
I wanna mawwee you
Forgive me, i want to let you caress my neckbeard while I tip my fedora to my dog while having him lick peanut butter off of my balls and your snatch. Let us coalesce in the sacred act of fuckinnn
>>609979522
God I'm sorry my friend keeps taking my phone! Please ignore any strange messages from me...
>>609979572
Nah fuck that that doesn't count
But this does
What do you say we grab a pizza and fist each other?
>>609979522
I'll shit on those tits, but only if you shit on my dick. ;^)
>>609979522
I am loving this so much ( not message )
actual message: I hoe you dont mind the smell of shit in the morning
Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster...
>>609979671
Im on my phone dammit
I JOUST WANNA FUCK WITH YOU, IF YOU WANT I CAN COME OUT, I WONT BE THAT BAD . JOUST FOR U
here's how i interpret this: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don't know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon "ha-ha", where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It's possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous "i really (3x) like this image", as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it's yours, which, of course, means "yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick". Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: "wow, this is funny" Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says "thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot" And that was the story
I want to eat your pussy, literally.
i just ate poo, but my dog is empty now, do you have one?
Ur ugly
>>609979595
Tl;dr
please shit on my chest
>>609979522
Look here's what's happening I'm taking you out to Applebee's. You're paying for your meal and I'm paying for mine. Afterwards were going to my place and we're going to fuck. Can you handle that or do I need to message someone else.
>>609979722
winrur
>>609979722
Newfag.
You're like a faggot who just discovered 4chan and is trying to fit in with le funny maymay. fucking faggot. how i loathe you.
Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster
>>609979621
reroll
>>609979777
I just got 777 again WHAT THE FUCK
>>609979999
check em
>>609979551
Care to discuss niggers?
>>609979754
Rerolling
>>609979805
Winrar
Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster..
wanna fuck or not you fucking emo.
Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster,
>>609980164
gib emil pls
>>609980207
Winrar
>>609980207
roll
>>609980207
insta-win
>>609980207
instawin
>>609980164
wanna go to walmart on a date with me?
>>609980207
winr
>>609980207
WEW LAD 'AT WAS FAST
>>609980164
What do you say m'lady?
>>609980207
yeeeah WINRUUUR
>>609980207
You work good
>>609980207
Winrar
>>609980207
winrar
>>609980245
Still roll 4 this
You are like Heroin to me because I need you so bad...
and I'm only willing to $30 dollars for you.
>>609980164
Lol jking. I'm on drugs.
Please forgive my outburst. I am autistic
All jokes aside, here's my number. Lets get together and go out for dinner, beautiful. Lets make magic happen
Mr. Bojangles (my dog) loves to party with hot chicks! Know any?
wow u fookin pleb
>>609980207
Win fuckin rar
wew lass
Have sex with me or i will rape your cat
>>609980639
bitch
I'd love for us to go out friday night.
Baby I just wanna shit on yer titties
>>609980639
Im on so many drugs right now xD lets fuck before my autism intensifies.
bitch
>>609980639
my dick tastes like a cheeto
>>609980639
I eat ass. I eat the whole ass.
i have no time, YES or NO!!!
Say hi to 4chan, swamp cunt
i think its time to marry you.
will you marry me?
Let's play nakkid leap frog!
>>609980860
Well, that was fast
Please let me introduce muy penis un your glourius vagina
>>609980860
winrarrr
blow my wee wee babe
>>609980860
win
>>609980639
get rdy for 18 inches of nigr cuck
hows about dem titties
>>609980860
rar
>>609980860
winrar
>>609980920
rar again kek
>>609980995
>Newfag confirmed
Post her pic OP?
>>609980920
Winrar
>>609980860
Thiss
>>609980920
great, now we wait
release the twins!
>>609981192
honestly though. is it weird I think of you when I finger myself?
ey bb u wan sum fuk or not??
>>609981192
My actions are being controlled by 14 year old neckbeards.
Tonight is going to end in sex or murder rape you need to decide right now before I start heading over cunt
>>609981192
sory that was for my mum
>>609981192
kek
send dick pic
>>609981202
Winrar
>>609981202
godamn it anon
>>609981291
wew lad roll
>>609981202
Hahahahahahaha WinRAR
>>609981322
is this winrar?
j/k I'd rather put my dick in a slab of warm butter, oh wait what's the difference
>>609981192
how much would I have to pay for some dank memes
>>609981295
Rolling for this.... please please
>>609981192
she seems down, anon, if not she would have blocked you already
roll for: I need to check the goods first, send nudes?
>>609981275
rerool
>captcha = broun
>>609981322
winwin
>>609981192
lol im fucking with you
>>609981332
winrar
But really, you should come over and we can cuddle and fuck like bunnies :3
>>609981322
.rar
>>609981192
I wanna put a hashbrown up your bootyhole
I'm going to ram my man meat in your tailhole m'lady
>>609981332
WIN
>>609973668
Wanna buy some drugs?
>>609981192
Sorry about the "bitch" thing haha, a friend grabbed my phone from me. So anyway for real though do you wanna have sex? You are hot as fuck.
>>609981192
Do you a cock ring I lost mine at Arby's.
I would like to take you to the finest dining establishment on an evening of your choosing.
>>609981452
>>609981462
so much winrur
>>609981295
Reroll
if OP gets laid after all the shit thats been said i will lose my mind
I would like to take you to the finest dining establishment on an evening of your choosing.
>>609981604
THIS
I want to tongue-punch your fart box you filthy dog
>>609981624
>Do you a cock ring
>>609981462
Kek
>>609981322
Rolling in the deep
Im on 4chan nos sendin caps of this convertation rigth now
>>609981202
Damn it anon
>>609981322
You got to say it OP.
>>609981774
вин
>>609981774
winrar
>>609981740
Hello im new here whats going on? :)
>>609981774
lold
>>609981774
MOTHER FUCKING WINRAR
>>609981774
WINRAR
>>609981291
Kek rolls
>>609981741
> Implying this is real
well obviously i'm kidding, i just wanna coalesce in the sacred art of scat
>>609981774
Winrar
>>609981740
kek
>>609981462
Reroll
>>609981741
And i would cry.
>>609981774
Top kek winrar
>>609981604
Perfect
>>609981912
>implying we are real
>>609981774
winrar
Hi My Name Is Steven
If you would like to find out out more about me check out my e-harmony account
>>609981740
hahahah perfect timing
That was just perfect after what she said
Im in 4chan rite nou postin our little chat
>>609982059
implying 4chan is real
>>609981740
Shit, sorry, that was a friend of mine. You know me, I wouldn't talk to a sweet girl that way.
do you want me to put kebab in your peehole?
if you dont want, i will fucking go to your home and kill your familie, trust me. i never lie.
Script kid detected :)
>>609982121
>2121
Nice
>>609982059
implying implicit implications
>>609982166
>how can 4chan be real if moot isnt real
>>609982167
Fuck off white knight
>>609982308
Fuckin' aliens man
>>609982121
Reroll
>>609982308
You mean this guy
Nah legit tho babe can I heff some nudes
>>609982308
Checkmate atheists
Hey how you doing? :)
My mom says shes down for a 3 way and will pick you up right now if your ready for love
ooh sorry my horny dad took my phone
>>609982459
yes
>>609982426
exactly
at least youll have the biggest penis yu will ever c
>>609982459
nice
excuse me is this not how you get laid??
>>609982348
Wanna meet up? My parents are visiting Africa. So they'll probably get aids and die. That means I don't have a bedtime.
