wanna see pics of me and my mum bumpnig ?

want to see my dick?

shameless self bump

>>609974116
reroll

Send her a picture of your cock

slut

wanna fuck???????????

she is a feminist btw
ive seen her nude

>>609974665
WIN

send me nudes or I will send your severed head to your parents

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waiting on reply first

I have a pretty small penis, but my muscular back makes up for it.

you guys are making this boring

sharpie in pooper

sorry that was for my sister. how is it going in africa?

im gay

>>609975428
Rolling for this

jk lol im so funny

its okay, ill be easy on you

Is mayonnaise a gender?

>>609974970
are you into bestiality?

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send this

>>609975793
WINRAR

My dick tastes like cheetos

>>609975955
dubs has spoken

do you swallow?

I love you

>>609975793
Roll

OP is kill

Im kinda retarded please suck me

I'm gay

Showme your tits bitchh

Niggers are the reason this country is on. Downslide

>>609976434
Hurry up.
If doubles you say to next victim to suck patrick's anus

>>609976645
Hot damn

>>609976434
hurry up nigga

Hi there bitch

>>609976434
if dubs, op has tosend those texts to his mother

>>609976645
Do it fag

Qt ass

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nvm got a response

>>609977096
Tonight.........You

Jews are responsible for all the worlds wars

Hi there wanna go out tonite?

so what do you say, i can show you my penis now.

>>609975858
this

Let's just start with some pics, who goes first?

>>609977096
you think im joking?

>>609977251
winrar

>>609977251
WIN.RAR

Wanna see a picture of my dogs asshole?

Is that a yes?

>>609977251
Winrar

>>609977251
winrar......shitty answer

Your name will be Kate Pickle after I stick my pickle in you

>>609977381
Rawr

>>609977251
winrar whatever the fuck that means

>>609975295
OP you better deliver.

>>609977784
rimjob

im going to kill all the fucking jews but show me your tits, i need motivation.

>>609977845
Rr

>>609977845
Reroll

>>609977784
Hitler did nothing wrong

This thread is kill

>>609977845
This

Can a brotha get a titty job ova here?

The USA stopped the greatest man in history too soon now we have all these kikes crying about the holocaust. And stupid mother fuckers like Woody Allen

>>609977784
>>609977784
op is a faggot

are you a fucking jew!

>>609977845
Roll 4 this

i've a micropenis so it would be easy in pretty much everyone

I'd love to see you riding my dick

hamshanks are the way to go

really, i want yor vagina in my cock.

I love you, i justo wanna ur atenttion

>>609977845
Pls this

I enjoy watching anime little boys and girls.

>>609977784
If a found an alpha male with a gigantic penis, could i watch you have sex with him?

>>609978130
winrar

>>609978130

WIN

I fucked a jew once.
It was nasty.
Dat hairy pussy yo.
Never Forget.

>>609978130
winrar winrar chicken dinar

>>609977845
This now

>>609978130
WINRAR

>>609977784
Wanna ride my SIN STICK

>>609978130
winrar

>>609978130
win fucking rar

>>609978130
Winrar

>>609978130
Winrar

>>609978130
Huehuehuehuehuehuz

Please sell me your shit stained panties

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ayyyy

Why not just fuck her you dumbass

>>609978130
P

>>609978222
>Trips speaks.

>>609978222
Trips=truth

>>609977381
rollin for this

Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster

wanna hunt some niggas

>>609978563
Reroll

"http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/609973668/5-decides"

penetration

I JOUST WANNA FUCK WITH YOU, IF YOU WANT I CAN COME OUT, I WONT BE THAT BAD . JOUST FOR U

>>609977381
This is happening

>>609978670
Roll

be mine bitch

Put a banan in your butt and send me it.

Wir mussen die juden ausrotten!

>>609978522
just kidding, you are an ugly whore

>>609978522
And your cock you trap.

>>609978562
Reroll lol

im being serious here, now go to my house my erection can only stay on for so long

My name is Jeff

Please wanna see some titties

I JOUST WANNA FUCK WITH YOU, IF YOU WANT I CAN COME OUT, I WONT BE THAT BAD .

Did I ever tell you that Jews are responsible for all the worlds wars?

i cant stop farting

hitler did nothing wrong

>>609978777
777

>>609978670
Reroll

Sometimes i shove things up my ass for fun and tell people about it
it was a banana today

>>609978777
w-winrar?

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>>609978562
Roll

>>609978522
rimjob

>>609978777
holly shit

You have tits that look like they need to be shat on

great, now come and satisfy my raging erection

im gay

>>609978901
Roll

Sorry, I get nervous and say weird stuff when I am talking to beautiful women, so anyway... wanna get coffee or something sometime?

Can i hurt your little ass, when im look some good and classic CP

are u actually so dumb that u cant properly formulate decent phrases??

>>609977381
reroll

>>609978916
winrar!

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>>609978916

>>609977514
>>609977672
>obvious shill

>>609978777
Shit too l8

>>609978916
Winrar

pleas im horny, send me some pics ;)

Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster!

>>609978916
winrar

>>609978522
i want to fuck you so badly

>>609978562
Roll

>>609978916
WINRAR

>>609978916
fucking winrar holy fuck

>>609978916
winrur

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Whatever you do don't ever send me nudes.
Ok?

>>609978916

winrar

>>609978522
so how about that fuck?

I promise to only cry after. not during like I usually do

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hello mlday

Please dont leave me! :'(
I just want to part dem sweet roast beef lips.

hitler did nothing wrong

omg op fucking reply

>>609978916
Hua hua hua

I let you do anal on me if you want to becouse I want it.

Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster.

>>609978851
Rolling.

>>609978562
roll

>>609978670
Rolling.

send a pic of your dick OP

OP please

>>609979522
here's how i interpret this: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don't know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon "ha-ha", where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It's possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous "i really (3x) like this image", as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it's yours, which, of course, means "yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick". Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: "wow, this is funny" Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says "thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot" And that was the story

>>609979535
roll

>>609979522

rolling for >>609979332

I have no penis.

>>609979522
OP you send her pic of this screenshot i guess?

>>609979379
pls help

>>609979572
damn it you had it

>>609979551
Roll

>>609979572
Winrar

>>609979522
that last one was a joke

I wanna mawwee you

Forgive me, i want to let you caress my neckbeard while I tip my fedora to my dog while having him lick peanut butter off of my balls and your snatch. Let us coalesce in the sacred act of fuckinnn

>>609979522
God I'm sorry my friend keeps taking my phone! Please ignore any strange messages from me...

>>609979572
Nah fuck that that doesn't count
But this does

What do you say we grab a pizza and fist each other?

>>609979522
I'll shit on those tits, but only if you shit on my dick. ;^)

>>609979522
I am loving this so much ( not message )
actual message: I hoe you dont mind the smell of shit in the morning

Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster...

>>609979671
Im on my phone dammit

I JOUST WANNA FUCK WITH YOU, IF YOU WANT I CAN COME OUT, I WONT BE THAT BAD . JOUST FOR U

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here's how i interpret this: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don't know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon "ha-ha", where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It's possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous "i really (3x) like this image", as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it's yours, which, of course, means "yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick". Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: "wow, this is funny" Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says "thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot" And that was the story

>>609979723

I want to eat your pussy, literally.

i just ate poo, but my dog is empty now, do you have one?

Ur ugly

>>609979595
Tl;dr

please shit on my chest

>>609979522
Look here's what's happening I'm taking you out to Applebee's. You're paying for your meal and I'm paying for mine. Afterwards were going to my place and we're going to fuck. Can you handle that or do I need to message someone else.

>>609979722
winrur

>>609979722
Newfag.
You're like a faggot who just discovered 4chan and is trying to fit in with le funny maymay. fucking faggot. how i loathe you.

Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster

>>609979621

reroll

>>609979777
I just got 777 again WHAT THE FUCK

>>609979999
check em

>>609979551
Care to discuss niggers?

>>609979754
Rerolling

>>609979805
Winrar

Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster..

wanna fuck or not you fucking emo.

Suck my cock or I will microwave my hamster,

>>609980164
gib emil pls

>>609980207
Winrar

>>609980207
roll

>>609980207
insta-win

>>609980207
instawin

>>609980164
wanna go to walmart on a date with me?

>>609980207
winr

>>609980207
WEW LAD 'AT WAS FAST

>>609980164
What do you say m'lady?

>>609980207
yeeeah WINRUUUR

>>609980207
You work good

>>609980207
Winrar

>>609980207
winrar

>>609980245
Still roll 4 this

You are like Heroin to me because I need you so bad...
and I'm only willing to $30 dollars for you.

>>609980164
Lol jking. I'm on drugs.

>>609980207

Please forgive my outburst. I am autistic

All jokes aside, here's my number. Lets get together and go out for dinner, beautiful. Lets make magic happen

Mr. Bojangles (my dog) loves to party with hot chicks! Know any?

wow u fookin pleb

>>609980207
Win fuckin rar

wew lass

Have sex with me or i will rape your cat

>>609980639
bitch

I'd love for us to go out friday night.

Baby I just wanna shit on yer titties

>>609980639
Im on so many drugs right now xD lets fuck before my autism intensifies.

bitch

>>609980639
my dick tastes like a cheeto

>>609980639
I eat ass. I eat the whole ass.

i have no time, YES or NO!!!

Say hi to 4chan, swamp cunt

i think its time to marry you.
will you marry me?

Let's play nakkid leap frog!

>>609980860
Well, that was fast

Please let me introduce muy penis un your glourius vagina

>>609980860
winrarrr

blow my wee wee babe

>>609980860
win

>>609980639
get rdy for 18 inches of nigr cuck

hows about dem titties

>>609980860
rar

>>609980860
winrar

>>609980920
rar again kek

>>609980995
>Newfag confirmed

Post her pic OP?

>>609980920
Winrar