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Friend is being a fag, he likes a girl from another country.

He being a massive beta creep

Dubs/69 decide what is said
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>>609908972
screw that girl its time to confess something ive always been in love with you and always been lusting over your hard cock
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>>609908972
I don't care about the girl you belong to me.
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i don't know what you should do, I am a faggot.
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stop being a fucking beta
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Dude , get your shit together.
With so many women around you, you choose one you can't get. And even if you start a relationship. Do you think it's going to work out ? The long distance part and shit? Trust me on this. Even if you manage to date her do you really think you both are going to be happy ? No. There's no physical contact , just letters on your screen saying "luv u bae" and what not. And what about sex ? Are you going to shove your cellphone up your ass and call it "anal" ? Reality is knocking. Open up.
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>>609908972
you're still using an iphone 4?

you must be 15, please post cock
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You are, you fucking retard
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>>609909894
5s
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A fish you little cunt
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>>609909894
*MODS*
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Just fuck me instead of that bitch from another country. You know you want it.
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>>609910260
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I want dick in all of my holes. Yum Yum I like cum.
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dubs takes too long 9 decides
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>>609910260
Roll
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I want to suck your dick.
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>>609910888
Checked. Trips demands you do it.
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>>609910888
Respect the trips.
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>>609909488
>>609909644
>>609910888
All these dubs (and trips)!
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Look, you cant change the past. Hope is a lost philosophy, jet fuel can melt steel beams.
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Trips
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>>609910888
Trips
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>>609911172
Show me yours I'll show you mine ;)
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I don't swallow, so I want you to cum all over my fucking face and make me your bitch.
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>>609911172
I promise not to pinky punch your fart box this time...unless you're cool with that now
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>>609911172
I'll circumcise myself for you.

Will you do the same for her?
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>>609911172
It's been years. I just want to caress you to sleep.
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>>609911485
kek

roll
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I'm just letting you know I could suck your dick and you could think about her while I do it
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>>609911172
Listen-im not the queer here, you are.
fgget
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>>609911524
roll
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i'll be your submissive whore. Use me as a cum dumpster whenever you want. Please...
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>>609911485
rollers
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take a picture of your dick and show him
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>>609911485
roll
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>>609911705
rolling
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>>609911524
rawl
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>>609911817
Rolol
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>>609911485
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Hammertime?
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Look man i think we should be together.
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>>609911749
I'll even wear a dress
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>>609911933
oh shit nigger
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>>609911485
lol
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No, I wont stop you know I wont stop, don't be a beta be ny alpha
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>>609911955
oh shit niggerx2
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I really want a taste of your man milk
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I need you in me
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>>609909894
Faggot
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I want to give you my ass for you to destroy
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>>609912234
This
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>>609911933
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>>609911933
>>609911955
>>609912144
deliver OP
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>>609912234
Roll
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>>609912331
Can't stop won't stop. Now don't stop sucking my dick
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>>609912331
>>609911933
OP, don't skip out
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Just want to make yuo feel good
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>>609912359
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Hypothetical question, how many dicks do you think you can take?
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I'm fucking horny, why don't you come ?
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Op here, didn't see those dubs

Delivered
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Can we be together please
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>>609912331
I want you to give me a Tabasco enema while I suck your dick.
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I want to feel your semen deep inside me
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Milk my heinie
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>>609912331
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>>609912629
Roll
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>>609912728
Rolool
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>>609912702
Lol
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>>609912728
Rooooll
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>>609912728
Roll
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>>609912656
No, I just want to help you out of the closet. Please.
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>>609912656
I'll help you fill my ass with your baby gravy.
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>>609912798
Reroll
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>>609912888
WINRAR TRIPS
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There's this website called 4chan and I've asked people there to collectively mess with your gutless head
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>>609912728
Rooooollllllin
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>>609912999
Fuck you nigger
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>>609912999
Way to play along
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>>609912999
Excellent
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>>609912999
op here
do i deliver?
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>>609912999
Disregard this OP, Satan is trying to trick you by inverting his trips.
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>>609912999
Must be a cuck
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>>609912999
Winrar trips
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>>609912999
>>609912888
>>609910888
There is a very high concentration of trips itt
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Remember the last time i was over that you had a shower? I watched
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>>609913114
Do that one last
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>>609913114
Yes
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>>609913169
bloody kek
roll
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>>609913140
>that filename
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>>609913169
WINRAR.rar
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>>609913022
Win
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>>609913178
he has stopped replying for now so ill tell him if he gets boring
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>>609913371
Answer please.
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He's being a cunt
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>>609908972

Ive decided to become a Muslim and i want u to be my goat
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>>609908972
I want you looking up to me while you're licking my balls.
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>>609913022
Deliver faggot
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Nothing
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>>609913597
Rerolling
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>>609913403

Fuck off Gareth. Youre not even remotely funny!
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>>609913169
rolll
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>>609913764
Already posted
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>>609909894
I like where this is going
>bump the fuck out
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>>609908972

I want to penetrate your anus so hard and fast that you prolapse
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Man I don't want you to be with her. I want you for me alone.
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>>609913699

Does this mean you send him that screencap?
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>>609913864
Friendship obliterated
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>>609909488
>>609909644
>>609910888
>>609911622
>>609911933
>>609911955
>>609912144
>>609912888
>>609912999
>>609913022
>>609913699
I CANNOT HANDLE ALL THESE DUBS AND TRIPS.

>>609913864
Also, he doesn't really seem to be a close friend of yours if he gets mad at you that quickly.
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>>609913959
re-roll
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>>609914009
i know him irl and we talk on skype a lot, he's just being a whiny bitch
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>>609913864

why do people put themselves through this shit? mental? sadists? cucks?
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>>609913959
this
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I want you to call me Moot while i sodomize you
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No response
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>>609914235
Please respond.
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My mom isnt here, want to come over and be my Pizza delivery guy?
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I'll start a new thread if anything interesting happens but he's just being a stubborn bitch right now
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This is hilarious. You will have a lot to explain.
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>>609914009
he is just really really beta
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Praise Allah
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just let me suck your cock dude
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Never mind I'm back
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Do you want to at least touch tips?
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Trust me Im very romantic, Tell you what, here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take you and sit you on my lap and I'm gonna ask you what you want for your birthday, then I'm gonna take my left hand and put it on your left breast, then I'm gonna take my right hand and put it on your right titty, then I'll start whispering the extreme dinosaurs theme song in your ear.
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>>609914926
Rerolling
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I have way more to show. Want some pics ?
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Seduce me
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>>609914694

God damn, what a little beta bitch.
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>>609914988
Shieet
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>>609914926
Reroll
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>>609914694
lol lian wtf do you wanna express with that senseless sentence?? i know you want me, you wanted to see how i react when you tell me abuot falling in love with a girl and here i am on my knees for you and all you do is attack me???

seriously fuck you i can be someone elses bitch, tho id love to be yours.

let me be your asscunt or this friendship is over.
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>>609914926
Rerolling
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>>609914694
He's saying he's a woman anon.. That's why your words aren't reaching him

HE'S A SHE!

Go dick her anon
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>> Send dick pic
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>>609915044
do this
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>>609915157
Do it
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I hope you are into cosplay because i want you to be Jesus whilst i stuff your bumhole full of cock dressed as Richard Dawkins
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I want to literally eat the shit out of you
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My tongue longs for the taste of your butthole
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It's just a 4chan joke, You asshole!
Connect to >>609908972
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>>609915261
Gamechanger
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He's just reading them....
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stop all this about this girl and come to the true side
The Tom Brady side
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just kidding ur ugly as fuck no one would want you
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What if i share your seed with my mother? Would that be enough of a trade for me to use your flesh?
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can we have a threesome with your father? his juicy asshole has always fascinated me
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>>609915808
Reroll
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>>609915808

Tom Brady is fucking dreamy
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>>609915766
I'll wear a dress and dance for you.
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>>609915853
One last time
Brady desires these dubs
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Don't kid yourself now. You always wanted a dick fight with me.
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>>609915820
reroll
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>>609915808
love me some Brady
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>>609915908
Right?
I'd suck his cock any day.
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You are fucking ugly, no one else want you.
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jesus christ anon.. you are going full homo on your friend
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W-Wait, before we go any further...
W-well this- This is me
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>>609916045
Can't even pitch a baseball
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>>609915820
.
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Posted trips from earlier and still nothing
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>>609916467
say that again, faggot
Just see what'll happen
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>>609916594
so, op is a closet fag in love with his friend so you do this ?
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Show us your tits with timestamp, OP
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>>609917455
Dubs have spoken
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>>609917455
send him a pic of your tits with timestamp op.
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>>609917455
Do it!
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>>609917455
send em
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