>>609894171
> never watched an anime before
Am I kill now?

>>609894171
>Welcome to the NHK
Jokes on you, I'm already there.

>Berserk
fug man, worst possible scenario.

Dbz battle of gods. JUST finished watching. So... Dream come true? Ability to tran to the point of being able to destroy worlds? I can dig it

>>609894171
>Jojo
Fug :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Attack on Titan. Fuck me, this is the last time I watch anything a coworker suggests. It could have been Gundam. Shit.

>samurai champloo
well that's boring

Corpse princess. I'm gonna get myself a hot ass dead chick with superpowers

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>Nichijou

>>609894665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sFPDXEYT4

Yamadas first time. So I'm surrounded by 18 yr old women that only think about sex. Nice

>>609894495
this

If you're over the age of 5 and watch anime your life couldn't be any worse.

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>>609894665
My nigger, let's see who dies first

Does manga count? One Piece if it does, and I can't remember what I watched last.

>>609894589
you're still human though. Has there ever been a human strong enough to destroy worlds in dbz?

Angel beats. Kinda funny considering that irony

>>609895224
Fucking loved the music in that.

Highschool DxD
So where are my horny devils

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>>609894171
i'm in the void
cause i happen to have never watched this shit

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>>609894622

>>609895224
Kek you a dead motherfucker

>>609895352
nah, you're in SAO, i can tell due to your edge.

I was forced to watch Boku no Piku

kill me now

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> Princess TuTu
Fuck!!!

>>609894171
Kill La Kill

I have no shame /b/

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>>609894171

>>609895027
im 30 KHV neet. I like anime, games, cartoons, and your typical /b/ and /d/ porn content
and my life is oke

Bokura ha minna kawaisou

So basically, this world ?

>>609895929
Yes, but with a filter that makes everything look vibrant.

So basically this world++

>>609895027
Kind of tempted to take the bait but... Nah.

Just finished watching Attack on Titan s01e02

>EoE

> Danshi Kokousei no Nichjou

I'm safe.

>>609894171
Full Metal Alchemist......
I really don't know, the ending was confusing as shit.

>>609895106
Fuggen tien?

> Clannad

I have zero problems with this. I'm actually quite happy. Glad I chose to rewatch it.

>>609896066
This is perfect, and easy anime bitches as room mates

>kiseijuu parasite
who is fucked with me? there is a very little chance we'd be like the hero

Persona 4...cool? Do I get superpowers or am I still lame?

>>609896474
You're lame.

school rumble
safe.

>>609896599
Yeah, I figured. Guess I'll go about my lame life now

I was watching Pokémon so..childhood dream achieved

>>609895347
We're both gonna slay puss

>>609896869
>permanently 10 years old.

>>609895568
Same here..
I survived 1.5 Episodes.

>Normally only reads manga
>Last watched Code Geass
>Britfag

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>DBZ

I'm perfectly okay with this.

>Psycho pass
>Civil System
>I'm getting locked away for life before I Even do anything

>>609897168
all hail brittania!!!

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>>609896599
>>609896733
double dubs have spoken
go be lame somewhere else

>>609896294
Watch brotherhood, the ending actually makes sense

Beck Mongolian chop squad. I should be fine

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>Initial D
with only a motorcycle license i could see my drifting skills not being up to par for racing.

i just live in the background

>>609894528
Make room, I'm coming in.

Better start practising in broadsword combat.

>>609894171
Is game of thrones anime?
What about adventure time?

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>>609895224
KÄFTEN BÖGFAN

>>609894171
But I'm not a homo. I don't watch anime.

>>609894171
>Natsume Yuujinchou

time to get comfy with all them yokai

>>609896306
Don't be a fucking idiot. You know damn well Tien is a scrub.

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Not fucked at all. brb going to cerulean city

Gintama.

Gonna be fun.

>Death Parade

I sure hope I don't have to play one of dem gaems.

>>609894171
I never watched anime because im not a fat neckbeard basement dweller

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Groovy.

>outlaw star
looks like I have three hotties and a spaceship

Adventure time. Ohshit.jpg

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>>609894171
>>mfw dragon ball 15 years ago

>>609898043
Virgin fag detected

walter

>>609898366
sorry wrong thread

>>609894589
Nah, you'd probably just be some normal faggot.

Avatar, fine.

>>609894171
The last anime I watched was vampire knights, but I would love to be Keita!

mahou shoujo lirycal nanoha

I'm fine with this

Cowboy bebop. Ehh could be better could be worse. I'll probably just be living the samenlife except in cowboy future earth.

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>>609894171
Madoka Magica
I'm not a little girl so I think I'll be just fine.

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I'm okay with this.

>>One Piece!!!

Later dudes! I need to help Luffy!!!!!

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>>609894171
King of the Hill

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>>609894171
Doesnt affect me at all.

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>>609894171
This be me

>>609894171
Knights of Sidonia. I'm fucked.

>>609899235
Cory in the house

>>609894909
same

>>609894528
Where do we sign up for the white hawks? I want a little glory before the eclipse.

Being a Hunter with Gon is awesome

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cowboy bebop

Shark boy and Lava girl

>>609894171
Started watching Arakawa Under The Bridge, only watched the 1st ep, never got back into it, I don't even know what I've got myself in to.

>>609894171
Does Persona count?

Akame Ga Kill

Oh well

I got first season DBZ so that can't be too bad

>>609895224
You lucky dog I got kill la kill

Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works

Can I have sex with Saber or Rin? Yes? Okay count me in.

watched a hentai anime where I would be in like some sex class... Not bad :)

>>609894171
>Slam dunk
Cool

Yu gi oooooohh! Awesome

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A guilty pleasure of mine; Highschool DxD.

> they were in the underworld (hell?)

Looks pretty damn dope as far as hell goes, succubi-harem get!

parasyte ......GG im fucked

I don't mind living in Gosick.

Corps party .....FUCK THAT IMOUT

>>609894171
Berserk.... im fucked.

Dead Leaves.

So, now what?

No no no not death parade fuck this 360 moon walk im out nigga

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Welp. As long as I don't get one of these little fuckers, I think I'll be good.

Darker than Black.

I hope I get to become a contractor.

What goes wrong during a childhood that leads adult men to watch ching chong cartoons? Fucking weirdos.

Evangelion, so uhm, gonna be dead come the end of it.

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I think I'm fine.

>>609902843
I never get if this is some le epic trole or people legitimately get mad because people like something that you don't.

Then again, autism pretty much roams free here , so I guess that's an explanation.

fuck me I'm stuck in Parasyte

>>609894171
Hokuto no Ken.
I hope Kenshiro will save me.

>>609902843

What makes people watch Dr. Phil, The Simpsons, South Park, Hell's Kitchen?

air gear....lets fly! oniichan

>Pokemon origins

Fuck yeah!

>>609894171
Texhnolyze.... fuck.

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monogatari

>Ima get some pussy and beat arararararararararargi's ass

I guess it coulda been worse

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>>609894171
Cowboy Bebop…not bad.

>some random hentai
Im (getting) very fucked

JoJo's Bizarre Adventures: Stardust Crusaders

/b/ is my Stand.

Fairy tail

>>609894171
Black Lagoon. I'm so dead.

Watched like 5 mimutes of clannad on youtube. Not too sure if it's really good or bad...

>>609895728
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE! YUS

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This one.

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Meh

i would join border and fight some "neighbors"

>>609904992
Well you are indeed fucked

>>609894528
Make way, make way, Berserk-train incoming!

Attack on titan


Guess im food

>Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?

Nice.

>>609894171
kiss x sis, just watched that shit
funny as fuck

>>609894171
Ghost in the shell
Cyberpunk hell yes
Imma get me some robot limbs.

Majica madoka puella puella desu

Can I be magical girl now?

>>609894665
>>609896253
>>609905481
Same here.

Zoids New Century Zero.
I am a-okay with this.

>>609895728
would happily fuck all of them

>>609894171

OutlawStar.

fucking awesome.

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>>609894589
fuck your pudding

>>609902843
>muh American Idol
>muh Big Bang Theory
>haha u fgts watch china toons?
>your all a bunch of losers
>your
>le ebin rusemaster
Stay mad.

>>609899066
>semenlife

>>609897469
But it's not as good as FMA2003

>>609907106
>implying those are the only two non-anime shows.
Grow up manchildren

>>609894589
you will be one of the billion average humans that will get blown to fucking pieces as soon as a villain pops, dream came true mate !

>Adventure Time
Would be pretty fun no lie, being a citizen of the glorious Candy Kingdom, seeing Princess Bubblegum irl for the first time

>>609907634
>expecting me to list thousands of non-anime shows
>replying
>nigga u ave bean rused
>manchildren
>grow up
>nice meme my friend

Wakfu counts as an anime?

tokyo ghoul.

yeah, I'm pretty well fucked... on the bright side, I'm getting eaten tonight.

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I'm indescribably fucked.

>>609907936
>implying that you are made of candy

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HxH.

>>609895106
Master Roshi blew up the moon in the first budokai. And Gohan taught Videl to fly in like a month.

>>609894171
>pollinic girls attack
I think I will be fucked constantly...

Does RWBY count?

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Food wars
Could be so much worse.

pic not related

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im so fucked
Pranoya agent

>Kiniro Mosaic
...Nothing changes. The universe is all right, all fundamental laws of physics still apply.

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon.
Solid choice

>>609894495
eyyyyy same here. I'm amazed that I saw someone post that

>>609894171
Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V.
Think I'm okay here.

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Ore monogatari
Takeo would be so awesome so I'm cool

Adventure Tiem.

Fuck yea.

>>609899697
Washington DC will never be the same.

I myself am in Arlen, Texas, stuck in the anime world of King of the Hill.

Stuck in The Simpsons.

Not too bad, everything is the same except everybody is yellow and everything that happens is mildly amusing.

>Deadman Wonderland
Shit

>>609894171
Shieeeet... I can only do an exorcism while looking at tits... SAD...

Omg... Sailor moon... Fuck yeeesss

>>609894171
>This is what retards posts to justify watching slice of life and moeshit.
Phycho pass

>>609911731
Because you doesn't like it doesn't mean it's shit, there is nothing to be proud about watching a a more violent anime, unless you're like a 12 years old virgin that feels bad ass watching tokyo ghoul

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i'm probably hosed

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>inb4 The Boondocks not anime

We'll I'm white so I'm pretty much confirmed antagonist

SD Gundam.

Im Woody.

Shiki, FUCK

no game no life
im ni heaven?

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>Naruto

Cool.

>>609894171
My world does not exist because i have never watched a single cartoon

>>609912063
>weeaboo detected

Slice of life anime is for high level autists and ugly girls.

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I am dead, there are no adults only kids. This place is strange they want me to join their brigade. ah shit some bitch stabbed me wtf but im already dead i cant die again wake up in hospital.

>>609913399
Bad undocumented arguments work in every way possible that's what makes them amazing.

Pseudo mature anime is for pre-teens that are proud they killed insects in the back yard and 30 years old virgins.

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>>609897845

>>609913819
You're the lone wanderer in little lamplight?

Id say it's a pretty cool world where physics don't apply in cool situations
>lupin III

>>609910068
Gotta make your way to Austin bro, the only great place in TX to be.

Pokémon.

Please kill me now.

>>609913969
Weebs who watch SoL shit typically over fantasize about those characters and sometimes form sexual attractions for something that doesn't even exist. Thet exist soley on cute factor. Don't even get me started on body pillows and figurines.

>>609914083
Other anon here, that's probably Angel Beats

>>609914423
Agreed, plus I heard the propane market is better over there too.

> Pretty Cure (first season)
LMAO

>>609894308
No, it means you have to live in this one.
Sucks to be you.

Shiki

I guess that's ok, I just have to avoid people with weird looking eyes

Sword Art Online

Quite Deadly but ill find my Way

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>>609894909
>>609894928
>>609895224
>>609895637
>>609895728
>>609895929
>>609896283
>>609896308
>>609901512
>>609902179
>>609903957

faggot tier

Ansatsu kyoushitsu ehhh I'm fine for a year then I'm fucked

>>609894171
spice and wolf

Seitokai
my fuckin sides

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Ergo Proxy
Them distopias man

>>609915016
You'll die by a lv. 1 pigglett, nigglet

>>609894171
>sword art online
Fuck..

This is why I Watch slice-of-life anime

no game no life, fuckin awesome world
i'll bet my virginity with a female elf, its a win/win

>>609915323
yeah sure, THAT'S why. Definitely not because your a raging faggot

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>>609897964
Djean?

Also, hunter x hunter, not fucked.

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TTGL.

Let's get this show on the road...

>>609894171
trigun. i'll take it.

Space Dandy.
I'm hanging out at Boobies baby!

>The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Watching cute Idols all day, erry day.

>>609915506
Are you about to microwave a bag of horse semen?

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>>609894171
Fuck my life, I MIGHT have a little problem here...

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amagi brilliant park
I am very ok with this.

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>>609895568
>forced

Riiiiiight

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>>609894171
Yeah I'm fucked
>get killed to get to the room
>high possibility to get killed during mission
>Transfer to the room when ever the hell
>Probably while jerking it internet porn
At least the view is nice
>Sweater melons in latex armor
Hell yes

Angel Core.

Fuck yes. Angel sex slaves.

Is This A Zombie?

I think I'm fine with this

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>Berserk: Golden Age
I guess I'm gonna be a poorly-animated, shitty-textured 3DCG model in a rushed adaptation animated by blind inbetweeners and lazy keyframers.
Srsly, fuck these movies.

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>>609894171
the last one i fully finished was bokurano i think...
i dont like the 1/15 chance of my world being nihilated.

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Daw shit nigger cocks, robots are everywhere and these mother fuckers are trying to shoot my ass. They got this weird looking piece like out of the matrix or some shit. this fucker has some goku hair or some shit and he has some bitch following him around wtf.

>>609894171
>post-communistic Germany and Czech
mkay

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>>609915154
I dont have a sense for irony and fun tier

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>>609894171
Well fuck.
>Wicked City

Soul eater. Whoops

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>evangelibong
Well, I'm ready for the TANG-ing

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So, 4chan is now dollar?
>>durarara
Nothing will change

>>609896283
actually it take faggot tier back, from this one. is funny

>Durarara
More than anything I have always wanted to live in this song my whole life, so I'm happy.

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>>609894171
initial D
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap brap brap braaaaap!!!

>>609894495
Same.

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>You wake up in a world very different from your own
>things look slightly... flat
>no, that can't be it, that doesn't make any sense
>you begin walking around, trying to get a sense of your new surroundings
>it doesn't take long before you realize it
>You're in your favorite Anime
>first a smile crosses your face
>"This can't be real"
>then a frown
>"No, really. This can't be real"
>"How the fuck did I get here"
>before you can continue pondering this, you hear the sound of footsteps fast approaching
>emerging from a corner is a character
>no
>not just any character
>It's your waifu
>now you REALLY don't care how you got there
>your waifu smiles at you as if she knew who you were
>she calls you by name and gives you a great big smile
>"I must be dreaming" you utter underneath your breathe
>your waifu gives you a funny look
>"nani?" she speaks Japanese, but you're able to understand her anyway
>"n-nothing"
>suddenly she gets a devilishly flirtatious look in her eye
>she begins walking towards you
>an anime sweat bubble appears on your forehead
>she closes the distance and is now inches in front of you
>you feel her clothes brush against you
>you're at a complete loss for words
>seeing no resistance, she pushes you down and falls on top of you
>"Just like my vietnamese puppet shows"
>"NANI?"
>"nevermind"
>you notice a puzzled look on her face as she continues to sit on top of you
>she speaks "umm...aren't you going to....
>"what?" you say back
>her hand starts reaching towards your pants
>ohboythisisit.jpg
>her hand stops an inch from your penis
>she looks at you
>then back at her hand
>then back at you
>"uhhh....aren't you going to run away?"
>she reads the quizzical look you give her
>"AREN'T YOU GOING TO ACT FLUSTERED AND PUSH ME OFF YOU?"
>you realize whats going on and stammer back
>"I-I'm not like other anime guys"
>"I act-actually want you"
>she gives you a look of absolute and pure disgust
>Then you found yourself back in your room. 3D again. All over.

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hellsing
fuck...

Jojo, I'm fucked... In a good way

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> K-On!

I can finally date best girl.

Cowboy Bepop <3

Hare+guu i'll probably be okay, but i might get eaten from time to time

>>609918944
right there with you brother, it saddens me that id become a ghoul even though i shouldnt be sad

>>609894171
TETSUO!!!!!!!

>>609918701
So you find yourself in an anime, and DON'T take the opportunity to act out any autistic fantasy that you know will pan out well for you in an anime...
Fuck man, you can be a surly little bitch like jotaro or sasuke and still be wanted more than ever

>>609894171
Food wars and a chef for the past 4 years. Worked at damn fine hotels. I am fine.

>>609894171
I don't exist. Could never stomach attempting watching the mediocrity of animation and storytelling that is anime.

Captcha: sushi images.. kek

>>609915154
>says the one who saved a static thumbnail of a gif.

>Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

Yay, robot pancreas.

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Fuck yeah, man.

KILL la KILL

>>609894171
Baka to test. Looks like i will have a fun time.