knew this chick in primary school
shes a slut now. get me a date, nudes, funny responses, whatever the fuck /b/
>dubs decides
what nationality?
"you've got a bit heavier it seems."
>>609880210
Australian
>>609880210
roll
I've seen your nudes, care to send more?
lol, just wanted to reply so she doesn't disappear
i have another girl if this fails, but ill make a new thread for it later
Straight up, I want you to give me sex like my dad used to. No questions asked. I'll pay you handsomely.
>>609880633
will deliver when she responds, she's just gone offline
>>609880633
We have it here
>>609880622
Cringe
>>609880622
stupid as fuck
>>609880745
that's the point you nig
>>609880622
Wtf is this beta shit?
>aaay girl. You know I always wondered what busting my nut inside of you would feel like. What you got going on tonight?
I know this is kind of weird, we haven't met in a while but I wanted to ask you if we could meet and talk about our beloved childd? You remember that time in the showers...
>>609880622
if this was done ironically then kek
if this was done seriously then holy shit my sides.
>>609880830
Roll
How much money?
>OP here
i dont think she's coming back, sorry bros :(
>>609880830
>>609880918
Reroll
>>609880889
was ironic hahaha, soz to disappoint
Can I fuck ur anus and rip out ur ovaries while u suck me off
>>609880938
Alright, use my 33 winrar on someone else then.
yo hoe are you a pirate cause you got booty
i just made that up
>>609880938
>Excuse to not deliver
>>609880793
Yeah no shit she's not replying. You sound like a fucking tool.
>>609880938
She's possibly back. now we wait
she's like a 6/10 but i'd still put my dick in her
I call bull shit OP
>>609881192
Own up to it you bitch. Dont pretend like shes a 6 so we wont judge you. You think that bitch is an 8 and you want us to be your excuse to finally cream her.
NEW GIRL
guys holy shit some guy just messaged me a screenshot
maybe it's her boyf? what do
dubs decides
Did I stutter matey? Let's set a date.
>>609881854
top kek
>>609881854
update
>>609881192
We all know you want it bad, OP. We know you either like her or dick.
>>609882014
rool
>>609882062
time to send her a dick pic
>>609882088
>OP here: waiting for response
heart broken
8 or 9 decides
Maybe I started a bit too fast. Hey, my name is (OP). I like you and you'd be crazy not to like me too so let's get going.
quit being a cunt and come such some cock
>>609882236
Gopher.
He said anything, we're going to set you up with a stable family, home and marriage. You're welcome OP.
>>609882226
In my dreams im raping you with a shot gun barrel >;3
>>609882236
roolf
>>609882226
And so is the part where I rape you
>>609882226
I actually had a wet dream about you... Hence i hit you up
we also back in business here. dubs for the bree chick
Alex Byrne? is that you OP?
>>609882450
Almost as nice as the forced sex you about to receive.
In my dreams we actually fuck and you always yell "UUUUUNNNIIIIVEEERSEEEEE" when you cum.
>>609882561
Who is this?
>>609882450
Yeah so like you tryna fuck later this week or nah? I just got a shit load of money (dont ask how) and will be skipping town soon. I want to make sure I get it in with you before I go, though. I can pay if you want. Name any price
>>609882616
Roll
>>609882450
So what are the chances you will suck my dick for fruit loops? or are you unable to see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
>>609882561
ohhhhhhh he fucked up
>>609882616
rolling
>>609881854
Hello Alex
>>609882630
you left a name out here >>609881854
>>609882561
ahahahhaa
>>609882561
Ohhhhhhhh shit
>>609882630
You left your name on the top of one of the pics
>>609882777
Check my trips Alex.
>>609882742
nicely spotted homie. bye guys
>>609882777
Check'd
MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
ROOOOOLLLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG
got his address lmao who wants to send a trannny to his house
>>609882858
Post then mate.
Hahaha ohhh shittt, sorry bro I'm from Australia too, I feel bad now
>>609882640
oohhh shit!!!!!!
>>609882902
18 codrington street cranbourne victoria
>>609882832
Hey Alex do you want a tranny ?
>>609882640
ggwp
facebook com / youareapleb
lol
>>609882640
yeah i can see the beaver you wew talking about
Are you an archaeloogist
>>609883074
BWAHAHAHAHA the internet is strong this morning
>>609883074
I think this is OP
>>609882561
Show Alex to us
isn't bree a lesbo?
>>609883074
>>609883215
This guy got it..
If this is OP... top kek
You'd really need a slut to get your dick wet
RIP thread
Jesus Alex you look like a faggot he didn't answer my question about the tranny I guess it's a yes
white people with dreads, nah
>>609883429
Looks like a baby wearing a Rastafarian wig
>>609883594
do it
OP is kill?
>>609883594
that address is miles off lol
>>609882640
Old and fat
>>609883429
>not immediately inferring from that image that this shit is fake as fuck
OP Post Dick Pic, If you dont within 5 minutes ill send this
Thread is now Justice for Mike O.D. Brown thread.
>>609883649
Going to say he likes to act like he doesn't like it and to put up a struggle but the tranny should tie him down and fuck his ass
>>609883760
This. We've been fooled bros.
>>609883824
He looks like such an innocent child! Throw every cop in prison!
>>609883824
I demand justice!
>>609883824
Hillary Clinton promises change!
your sister is hot
>>609883824
he dindun nuffin! he was on his way to church he a good boy
>>609883816
>hero
You are justice
>>609883824
Hilary Clinton promises to jail every cop and hope/change that we can believe in.
>>609883824
Sheeiiiiiittttt
>>609881854
Hey alex
>>609884010
>>609883816
rest in fucking death op
>>609884128
well fuck welcome
>>609882653
Rolling for this
>>609884191
are you retarded or female?
>>609883625
looks like a baby sasquatch with no hair
>>609884076
Kek
>>609884239
Am on phone, scrolled just now deep enough to find out that the thread has changed subject
>>609884629
no we fucking haven't
>>609883824
OP is trying to shift our focus
>>609883849
>>609883904
>>609883937
>>609883966
>>609884007
>>609884019
These are all OP
>>609884724
Really inspector fagget?
>>609884724
no, this is OP
you are OP
I am OP
in the end, we are all OP
and therefore giant faggots
>>609884804
samefag admits to being a samefag. I smell OP
>>609882640
Someone ask this bitch to give us OP's number address and photo if he isn't the rasta baby
>>609884871
Link to one of ops posts and I'll show you I'm not op when it doesn't say (you) Shitlord.
You literally have Down syndrome don't you?
>>609884916
if you want something done right..
>>609884916
I added her she's not accepting,
someone help me out.
OP is a faggot and therefore he must pay the price.
>>609884996
k
>>609879968
now prove yourself with inspect element, OP
>>609884916
Link to ops posts and my posts (the mike brown ones)
>>609884996
Denial is the biggest sign of lying.
>>609885147
>609885147
FUCKING LMAO
>>609885147
op looks greasy as fuck
http://4archive.org/b/thread/609879968
Saved the thread for anyone wanting a future kek
>>609885147
he looks like a white nigger haha RASTA BABY
>>609884076
Fuck you Alex we will find you
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/609879968
cheers hahahaha
O.P = mass failure
TOP lel
Ops Primary School
We da skate witches
OP you are a genius
Nigger
>>609885493
yeah, thats definitely OP he has the /b/tard look to him
>>609885342
Why would you target me out like that?
>>609879968
Yo, FUCK alex.
He called that girl a slut and he's beta, betas will never become alphas without a bit of scolding.
Plus I hate hipsters and OP is a hipster.
>>609885493
my sides
>>609885493
Down syndrome?
>>609885725
This.
>>609880622
Serious or irony that's genius mate.
Don't listen to half these people, lame ass shit like that almost guarantees a laugh, irl more-so. If you say it in a cute cheesy way, not a seedy desperate /b/ way anyway.
>>609885493
>>609885493
looks like a greasy closet stonerfag who cant get any girls
>>609885842
White knight has come to save the day
>>609885493
Show us your rat Alex
>>609880622
I may or may not have said that to someone the other night..I don't really remember much, but god damn those fuckin eyes eh??
Hey this is Leianna. Thanks for showing me this thread guys. I am currently contacting the police and I'm a bit freaked out over this stalkerish behavior.
I love these Fucking threads. They always backfire on OP.
>>609885978
OP you are high quality cringe thread material!
>>609885978
this cant be legit
>>609885934
Yeah, thing is I chilled with one of them and he starting talking to me about how he's reached a level of smokin weed that no one has reached be4.
Then I roll a joint and smoke it up with him, at which point he gets a panic attack..
greasy faggot
>>609885960
Yeah, you go get laid by telling a girl to go make you a sandwich, or by showing her gore or telling her how much you wish she had a dick.
See how that works out for you!
>>609886054
>misspelling your own name
suuuuuuure you're leiana
>>609881092
We know.its fucking the type of retarded shit a beta autist like you would make up
>>609885978
Is he the one pretending to be a motorbike?
>>609886068
funnyGlassesTimes2.kek
>>609886158
alright i'll tell her some cheesy jokes in a cute way
>>609881092
Awful and shit.
>>609881192
She's peng
epic bread
i pity op
>>609886235
>>609886313
come on you guys know it was clever
>>609886054
No problem!
>>609886312
banter.jpg
>>609881854
GUYS, look at the profile picture in the screenshot, Alex doesn't have a pic
>>609886467
your weirdest
>>609886467
alex is so weird :P
>>609886637
that's so werid
>>609886467
alex is really weird XDDDD
>Massive faggot
>>609886312
Just to break the ice you stone cold playa.
If the first thing you do is make a girl laugh at something ridiculous, she's already conditioned to giving a positive reaction to something pathetic.
It will come in handy when she sees your penis anon.
Jesus Christ OP
>>609886467
>This faggot lurks /b/
This is the kind of people that go on this site nowadays
>>609886379
Well I didn't, and don't...
But you say it with such confidence that I kind of believe you.
Wanna get some dinner?
>>609886637
Fuck you Alex why did he remove his family from facebook while I checked his profile
>>609885978
oooooo so crazy:P!!!!!!!
>>609886068
Me n my silly glasses!!!!!
>>609885147
More silly glasses
>>609886823
You're weird-er. :-)
>>609887022
that shits five years old, OP look young as fuck, he was probably 14
Sausage
>>609886467
>you failed writing lol :D
>Yeah, but you can't type for shit you absolute fucking condor slag.. um.. have to contain myself :P
>alex your autist
>You're autist-er :)
jesus christ
>>609887145
fail.
Op just removed his family members link things off facebook.
This is the only one I got before it was removed.
facebook com /hannah.byrne.9659
>>609887145
OP fuck off!!
LOL
I like where this thread is headed, if i was op, i would just take it as friendly banter and have a laugh
>>609887174
what the fuck is on his head jesus christ he looks like he's right off the short bus
TOP KEK
he is now hiding his photos
>>609887280
>>609887280
ahhahaha SOMEONE ADD HER!!!!!
>>609887298
Mommy told me there would be people like you out here in the big city.
I thought we had something.
Is this a new type of a cringe thread?
>>609887174
Such a manlet.
>>609887467
>>609887280
He's removing photo's fast as fuck
>>609887533
Pound me hat head
Damn, OP made his friends private :c
>>609887587
Not fake then. Just very stupid
>>609887365
>OP here, i am. you guys are pretty funny
not where i expected the thread to go at all lol
UPLOAD INFORMATION ON OP
(ALEX)
>>609887533
POUND MY BACK VAG
I suggest restarting this thread in 3 months, when he has opened everything up again.
>>609887663
>yay.jpg
>you guys are pretty funny
>lol
Maximum butthurt detected
>>609887587
Not removing them just hiding them from public(non-friends of op can't see.)
>>609887484
OP thought we could get him laid, then he decided to write a cheesy cute joke, which she responded to awkwardly, then he wanted to pretend its a frape,
that didn't work either because he said "HAHHAAH" when her boyfriend contacted him
then he realized he's fucked and tried to change the subject of the thread by posting a pic of a nigger from his laptop and resplying with his phone.
we caught him and we started to make fun of his pics and stuff because he's cringey, and now he's covering his family members because he knows how /b/ works etc.....
>>609887683
I wanna sit on that chin while you open and close your mouth faster and faster.
It'll be like riding a bull. I can smack my dick off each of your eyeballs while I wobble.
>>609887728
can i use this?
>>609887783
nah dude. you guys like to think you're like super detectives but you haven't really found anything that bad. honestly old photos are pretty kekworthy though, have a rare pepe
>>609887762
we were all thinkig that
maybe when he leaves facebook he'll get a life
>>609887837
You're a fag who's way too into this.
It's funny and all, but what's with the essay?
>>609887956
Thanks! have a really really funny picture
Go ahead, save it it's all yours my friend :^)
>>609887859
It can watch. Only watch. No videos.
You can leave your hat on...
>>609887962
>browsing /b/
>telling some fag to get a life
>the ironing
>>609887962
>cringeface
>get a life
>>609888021
you're forgetting legit autistic kids browse this website
>>609885978
I think the most important thing about this picture is who took it?
>>609887956
>dude
establishing a friendly connection
>super detectives
complimenting us
>you haven't really found anything that bad
implying there' more... Yummy
>honestly old photos are pretty kekworthy though
nervousness.jpg
>have a rare pepe
trying to bribe us eh?
>>609888295
?
>>609888295
wow its sherlock guys
>>609887663
Now it's your sisters turn m8
>>609888021
I abhor hipsters.
>>609888444
nice dub trips
>>609888080
HAHA.
Holy shit, is that banana hiding his shame?
That's absolutely the opposite of what you'd expect from fruit which is incapable of feeling emotion.
I guess the fruit is anthropomorphized (you can tell by the way he has a human face instead of more banana) and so he's using his skin as a kind of metaphor for clothes.
We can all relate to this banana, we all know what it feels like no not be comfortable in our own skin and to just want potassium inside you.
I think it's all gonna be okay :)
>>609888503
kek
>>609888386
>>609888382
why u defending OP?
>>609888623
i wasnt its just obviously way fuckin off
>>609888623
because it's OP or a massive faggot.
>>609888080
>>609888503
trying to destabilize the thread eh?
fuck you we'll start a new one
we'll have a fucking alex byre trilogy
>>609886313
8/8 - would use again. ROCKSTER GAYMESS
>>609888503
Haha fuck that's the funniest thing that has ever come from that incessant and painful fucking banana picture.
Nice1
>>609888747
he gave me a rare pepe dude, FOR FREE
I had to give him something back it was the least i could do
>>609888623
Skating witches to the rescue
Dear OP,
If you're going to take a massive shit, at least stand by it.
By attempting to destabilize the thread you're just looking like a massive pussy.
sincerley yours, Anon
Anyone wanna have a go at his sister?
>>609888148
at least i'm not asking /b/ to fucking talk to wimmen for me
>>609888980
>Dear Op
>Op
It's Alex /b/ro
>>609888080
>>609888503
jesus fucking christ OP, what is wrong with you?
>>609888980
Dear anon
I haven't posted any of the destabilizing shit but I guess I can't prove that to you guys wah wah.
Sincerely, OP
P.S. It's skate witches not skating witches guys the joke is that we neither skate nor are witches but when we do occasionally go to my house people open the door get on the floor everybody walk to the store.
> dont get carried away by a banana.
His name was Alex Byre
>>609889187
Extremely funny bannana is not as funny as greasy hipster's failed attempt to fuck a 'slut' from school.
possible Ops youtube
youtube.com /user/ TheSenator69/ feed
assuming based on Larp comments
>>609889187
haha, can i save it?
>>609888747
What? I wrote this one.
>>609888503
I'm just some guy on a gay thread about some loser, which is full of losers pointing out what a loser the first guy is, and I happened to see a hilarious picture of a banana.
You're seriously angry about this neckbearded manlet, I get that. But relax, no need to be so fucking serious! You're acting like a newfag.
>>609889226
>worst
>joke
>ever
Oh and you're weird alex.
>>609889308
His name was alex byre
>>609889308
Is alex gonna be a new meymey?
>>609889308
AHAHHHAHHHA
>>609889479
haha i made that pic
>>609889220
ffs I'm not OP I'm not 5"2.
>>609889479
knew this chick in primary school
shes a slut now. get me a date, nudes, funny responses
>>609886054
We have your picture, town you're in, and your facebook. If you call the police, I'm coming to your house, busting down the door, and going to rape you for days.
>>609889438
you're weird-er
>>609889370
That... Is True. OP is such a faggot. I mean, Alex Byrne is such a faggot!
Captcha: erfat
>>609889617
Wow I bet they definitely don't want to call the police now buddy.