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Help me out /b/
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How do you know that I have the dick of a horse ?
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Shes not interested.. I can tell by the way she said the "h" in hello. Trust me im a pro bro
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No, your thread is weak. You are weak. And yes, I down voted you.
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>>609809042
this
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>>609808877
>Taking /b/'s advice
>Actually scoring
Pick one.
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>>609808877
"I was talking about me."
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>>609808877
My dick looks like corn
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>>609809042
That's actualy pretty good
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>>609808877
show me your dick and i show you my pussy
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Looks like I'm gonna go with /b/ advice
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>>609809042
>>609809042
>>609809042
do this
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tell her you have a saddle and can give her a ride whenever she wants, dumbass.
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>>609809741
SO. FUCKING. ALPHA
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>>609809741
wtf
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>>609809741

well done, this is the Alpha way
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>>609808877
No rolls? ... 404 this thread.
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>>609809741
she going to send you tits for sure
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>>609809912
>>609810035
samefag
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What do?
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>>609809741
anyways while we're on the topic of unbelievably overwhelming beauty, how would you like a chance to fuck yours truly?
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meet me at my place in 5 mins and bring a sharpie no questions asked..
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>>609810384

hey Whitey knight >>609810174
, learn from this:

>>609810384
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>>609810384
let me glue my horse cock into your ass
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That would be a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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>>609810384
I have a glue factory in my pants. Want to see it?
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>>609810611
this
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I'll send you to my glue factory
> ( ͡°
>͜ʖ
> ͡°)
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>>609810636
This
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>>609808877
I want to cover your face with my glue
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It may not be as sticky as glue, but I have something even better ;)
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>>609810384
glue factory actually means vagina
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>>609810611
this
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>>609810636
This
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Fingers crossed guys
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>>609810384
please no, I m still useful to you. You girls love ponies, because them long penises, right?
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>>609811111
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>>609810841
FUCKING THIS
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>>609811157
Oh dear lawd
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inb4 OP is always a faggot. Anyways, say "Glue factory? Is that code for something greater? ;)"
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>>609811157
Ps I love sniffing glue if that's what you're hinting at
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>tfw no gf
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*send a pick of dick*
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>>609811625
Now i want to know what is your glue factory
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>>609811674
Yep
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>>609811625
Lets stop with the bullshit, naked netflix. My house. 25 minutes.
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>>609811625
do you like mlp?
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>>609811831
rerolll
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>>609811625
take a pic of a glue stick sticking out of your pants.
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>>609811625
what a fucking prude. send her a fucking dick pic.
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>>609811961
rereroll,
with dick pick of black cock
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>>609811625
i couldn't show it to you anyway, it's only for the most discerning ladies.
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>>609811625
sorry. I have a hormone imbalance, it causes my sex drive to go crazy at random times. I'm going to kill myself if you don't show me your tits, Hailey.
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>>609811976
This, plus
"TOO BAD BITCH"
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>>609811157
da fuck? dont u know dub rules?
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>>609811674
this
*send anyway*
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>>609811625
SEND IT ANYWAYS BITCH
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>>609811674
do it op
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"Who the fuck do you think you are?"
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>>609812327
he's picking and choosing. He will remain a virgin forever for breaking the rules.
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how does one message pics on tinder
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>>609810174
well...
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>>609811896
this
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>>609810174
>>609812928
wrong pic, kek
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OP is a faggot
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>>609813332
i would if i knew how to send dick pics on tinder
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>>609809741

Fucker if you wanna get laid you should've said this

>>609809042 #
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>>609813592

ohhh damn, ya dun goofed OP.
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>>609813557
ask her how fag
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Cont?
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>>609814330
>tfw op didnt blur her number
enjoy the cyberbullying faggot
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>>609814330
kek
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>>609813557
being this beta
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>>609814330
I am in San Antonio too. Ayy.
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>>609814330
>>609814515
>implying this isn't bait to get white knights' numbers.
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>>609814330
Ya dun goofd OP
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