Help me out /b/
How do you know that I have the dick of a horse ?
Shes not interested.. I can tell by the way she said the "h" in hello. Trust me im a pro bro
No, your thread is weak. You are weak. And yes, I down voted you.
>>609809042
this
>>609808877
>Taking /b/'s advice
>Actually scoring
Pick one.
>>609808877
"I was talking about me."
>>609808877
My dick looks like corn
>>609809042
That's actualy pretty good
>>609808877
show me your dick and i show you my pussy
Looks like I'm gonna go with /b/ advice
tell her you have a saddle and can give her a ride whenever she wants, dumbass.
>>609809741
SO. FUCKING. ALPHA
>>609809741
wtf
>>609809741
well done, this is the Alpha way
>>609808877
No rolls? ... 404 this thread.
>>609809741
she going to send you tits for sure
>>609809912
>>609810035
samefag
What do?
>>609809741
anyways while we're on the topic of unbelievably overwhelming beauty, how would you like a chance to fuck yours truly?
meet me at my place in 5 mins and bring a sharpie no questions asked..
>>609810384
hey Whitey knight >>609810174
, learn from this:
>>609810384
>>609810384
let me glue my horse cock into your ass
That would be a waste of a perfectly good penis.
>>609810384
I have a glue factory in my pants. Want to see it?
>>609810611
this
I'll send you to my glue factory
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>>609810636
This
>>609808877
I want to cover your face with my glue
It may not be as sticky as glue, but I have something even better ;)
>>609810384
glue factory actually means vagina
>>609810611
this
>>609810636
This
Fingers crossed guys
>>609810384
please no, I m still useful to you. You girls love ponies, because them long penises, right?
>>609810841
FUCKING THIS
>>609811157
Oh dear lawd
inb4 OP is always a faggot. Anyways, say "Glue factory? Is that code for something greater? ;)"
>>609811157
Ps I love sniffing glue if that's what you're hinting at
>tfw no gf
*send a pick of dick*
>>609811625
Now i want to know what is your glue factory
>>609811674
Yep
>>609811625
Lets stop with the bullshit, naked netflix. My house. 25 minutes.
>>609811625
do you like mlp?
>>609811831
rerolll
>>609811625
take a pic of a glue stick sticking out of your pants.
>>609811625
what a fucking prude. send her a fucking dick pic.
>>609811961
rereroll,
with dick pick of black cock
>>609811625
i couldn't show it to you anyway, it's only for the most discerning ladies.
>>609811625
sorry. I have a hormone imbalance, it causes my sex drive to go crazy at random times. I'm going to kill myself if you don't show me your tits, Hailey.
>>609811976
This, plus
"TOO BAD BITCH"
>>609811157
da fuck? dont u know dub rules?
>>609811674
this
*send anyway*
>>609811625
SEND IT ANYWAYS BITCH
>>609811674
do it op
"Who the fuck do you think you are?"
>>609812327
he's picking and choosing. He will remain a virgin forever for breaking the rules.
how does one message pics on tinder
>>609810174
well...
>>609811896
this
>>609810174
>>609812928
wrong pic, kek
OP is a faggot
>>609813332
i would if i knew how to send dick pics on tinder
>>609809741
Fucker if you wanna get laid you should've said this
>>609809042 #
>>609813592
ohhh damn, ya dun goofed OP.
>>609813557
ask her how fag
Cont?
>>609814330
>tfw op didnt blur her number
enjoy the cyberbullying faggot
>>609814330
kek
>>609813557
being this beta
>>609814330
I am in San Antonio too. Ayy.
>>609814330
>>609814515
>implying this isn't bait to get white knights' numbers.
>>609814330
Ya dun goofd OP