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Bumping with whatever images I want

I use private mode for the snoops

>>609708196
and to add on...
moar liek dis >>609708077

>>609707935
I don't use android so I don't know how it works.
Can you make folders, like you can in other OS's?
If so, go in your OS folder and make a subfolder that looks like part of the OS. Name it something like OSData, or APPlibdata or whatever.
Put your midgets there.
Then make a decoy folder, called pics, or porn, and put some plain vanilla porn in there for your girlfriend to find.

Post gf so we can decide if she is worth the trouble

why not be a fucking man and tell her its your phone and she has no right to know the password.

>>609708077
she looks naughty. I think she needs a good spanking.

>>609707935
What are floor tiles?

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>>609708196
I don't think my phone has private mode? Is that a setting in your camera gallery?

post gf nudes and i'll answer.

>>609708687
Lurk moar

better question, why do you have porn if you have a girlfriend? are you really that beta that you need to jack off to porn?

>>609708687
not sure what OP meant but me and my friends used to call ugly girls floor tiles because like a floor tile, if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them.

>>609707935

Lock your phone and tell the bitch to mind her business.

>>609708789
>i've never had a girlfriend

all you had to say.

>>609708511
Dubs confirm what i wanted to say

>>609708789
HAHAHAHA I smell a virgin who's never had a girlfriend.

like >>609708511 said, tell her to fuck off. it's not her phone.

besides... why the fuck are you putting your porn on your phone/tablet in the first place? keep that shit on incognito mode bookmarks or hidden deep in some secret directory if you must. if you feel the need to fap when out and about so damn badly that you need to whip out your phone and jerk in a public bathroom then you should probably fuck your "g/f" some more and get your priorities straight.

>tl;dr stop being a fag holy shit

>>609708923

kek

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>>609708710
First gf in a while, and we just started over spring break...so no nudes yet
>pic related: pretty much a clone of her

>>609707935
make a folder that starts with a dot
put the pics in there
the pics will be hidden from gallery

>>609708847
that's all girls dude. give them a great fuck the first time and they wont leave you alone.

>>609709000
ah, you're dating a fatty.
tell her to stay away from your shit or you will hide all the food.

I just select the pics/vids and click hide element. Later I open hidden elements and browse all I want and it's all good.
Not safe although I doubt any problems will come of it. Might even work out, ya know, she'll know what you're into and all. Although I don't wank it to floor tiles, perverted fuck.

>>609707935
>floor tiles
What?

>>609708689
Don't know what phone you have, I have samsung S5. In settings, there's a mode called private mode. Turn it on, move pictures/vids to private folder, turn off. When off, shit in private folder is hidden. You have to be in private mode to add/remove shit from it though. Just check settings for it.

>>609707935
I use an app called Vaulty.

Put a dot (.) In front of the folder name. This way the folder will be hidden and wont show up in your image gallery. TRUE STORY!!! I had a nosey gf as well and this saved my ass a lot of times.

>>609709047

A hot girl knows she can go out and fuck any guy she wants.
An ugly girl knows she has to take what she can get, so if you give her the dick real good, you can treat her like shit and she's not going anywhere.

>>609709076
Kek. Yeah, she's a bit too chubby for my liking. But whatcanyado

>>609707935
Get a new gf. Nobody should be fucking their mom.

>>609709076
Trips don lie

.nomedia files hide from gallery then use file browser to get to your stash

I use an app called photo locker. Has a private code for it and its easy to hide amongst other apps. There's probs one that allows videos too

fat AND doesn't want you looking at porn?

just kill yourself

>>609707935
Install Mega app. Move everything to cloud. Go into application manager and turn said app off until needed. Stop being a fag.

>>609709233

What can you do? Find a better girl who doesn't give a shit about some stupid ass password

My files
Settings
Display options
Show hidden
Create a folder with a period before the filename, no spaces
Put pr0n in there.
Back to my files
Display options
Hide hidden
???? Profit.

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>>609709076
Thats a fine piece of ass. Take a step outside ur basement en take a look at women in reallife, you betafuck

>>609709270
Oh damn, really rekt me there.
I can't even handle all that edge

>>609709461
Confirmed, this or Dropbox.

>>609709423
Underrated post

>>609707935
>She's not okay with not knowing the password
>She's also fat
leave her you dip

if a girl demands to know your passwords that should be a massive fucking red flag

>2015
>Saving Porn

>>609709466
Thank you. I was beginning to feel like everyone in here was 12

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>>609707935
be like "BITCH DON'T YOU BE SNOOPING MY FONE NOW"

>problem solved because even if she sees it you can be like "why you snoopin bitch" instead of having to defend your sick fucking fetish shit.

Use Astro file manager, move all porn to a newly created folder then rename it to ".pics" -- make sure to include the "." at the front of the title of folder, so to make it hidden!

It won't show up until you remove the "."

If you want to leave the "." in while being able to browse your folder, enable "show hidden files and folders" in Astro and now you can see your hidden porn folder.

>>609709461
>>609709461
>>609709461
>>609709461
>>609709461

Underrated post

>>609709466
Dubs confirm it

>>609707935
Goddamn who that bitch in the picture OP? Also, I couldn't be bothered to read your post

put everything in a zip with winrar

>>609709466
that's a fatty you low standards piece of shit

>>609707935
>floor tiles
pedo faggot

>>609709596
>>609709423
Samefag

>>609709806
What is floor tiles porn

>>609709466
some people like fatties, some people don't.
it's cool.

>>609709835
Famesag

>>609707935
Hiawei Honor 6 here. I can have different passwords. 1111 unlocks, but cant call any numbers related to work or use facebook and snapchat. Other code i can. Check if u got this feature.

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>>609708687

>>609709796
And I couldn't be bothered to give the sauce

>>609707935
Download a gallery lock app. Move the photos in there and then use the hide apps feature so she won't see it

Kycalc

>>609709856
Some anon posted on here and shared his porn collection. His entire folder was patterned tiles

Use a file manager and keep it I a dot file. Set it to show hidden files. Something like .porn

>>609709799
this
the gallery wont load anything thats in a zip. and you can keep adding files and folders with the winar app

CM Security. I have it. Needs a passcode to enter the apps you select

>>609709973
Well you're a selfish little cunt now aren't you

the app Keepsafe is worth a look

>>609707935
If it's a HTC then there is an option in gallery which lets you hide folders, so Chuck your snuff into a folder and hide it, but you can still see it if you go to the images app. That being said, New update let's you hide apps, so you could also hide the images app, and only keep the gallery, with hidden folders, visable.
source:
my own attempts to hide porn

download keepsafe the app there is a free trial period in which you can test what it can do: you can set a fake pin for a fake album with pictures of cats or some shit and a real pin for your porn. You are welcome

>>609710208
I'm just playin, I don't have the sauce bro.

>>609709466

Only bad looking ppl like fatties. because They have to have low standards to get laid.

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>>609707935
>How do I hide my porn from my gf on my android
>She's not okay with not knowing the password
What the fucking fuck are you doing?!...
A - You shouldn't have to HIDE porn from your gf!
B - YOUR PHONE is YOUR PHONE. What's in there doesn't concern anyone other than YOU! If you just roll on your back on shit like this she is not going to respect you for long.

Man the fuck up!

Use hide it pro , its an app that disguises itself as an audi manager app but youve to hold down the banner at the top and it brings up a lock screen and then put all your shit inside it, can also hide incoming texts from certain numbers and youll just get a notification saying new update for audio manager blah blah blah.

>>609710435
Not fat, but thick girls are a prefernce just like skinny girls.
And the same stupid argument Same could be turned on you: chasing anorexic girls because no one else will uck you

>>609707935
>She's not okay with not knowing the password
dump her
get a girlfriend who respects you

Step 1: Like what you like, and don't be ashamed of it. If the girlfriend wouldn't approve, she isn't the girlfriend for you. Keep looking, you will find someone who fits more appropriately into your life.

Step 2: Man up. Either tell her you like porn and that she can deal with it, or tell her to fuck off.

Step 3: Profit.

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>>609709835

"Samefag" is newfagspeak for "I'm frustrated that someone actually agrees with someone else on something I disagree with them on so I'll cry samefag because it's an easy copout and I'm a bitch"

>>609710466
I know what you're saying, but when I wouldnt tell her she got offended and I don't want her not to trust me when I could just mane my phone kid friendly and let her be content

>>609710934
Fine, there are two seperate retards who sare similar ideas ITT.
Happy now faggit?

>>609710996
you idiot, she is not trusting you by asking the password, is she was trusting you, she wouldn't need to ask.

>>609709227
True. I had a gf like that when I was in my teens.
Treated her like shit (emotionally), manipulated her, never took her anywhere because I didn't want to be seen with her. I just came by for some hours when I wanted to fuck and then ignored her until I wanted some action again.
Good times haha.

>>609710392
A, well in that case check out photo locker for just pics or app lock for everything else. Be warned though that these apps give each file a new extension and they be accessed if someone were to find download them to a PC, upload them to their own phone which also has the app and view the files

>>609707935

any chance of pics of your gf with sharpie in the pooper?