Scyrim

> run around and do stuff
> never make it to the cloud district

Counter strike NO
A game where every time the counter terrorists decide to prevent a terrorist attack they decide that the shouldn't so you basically watch terrorist successfully blow shit up and kill hostages, you can also play as the terrorists.

>>609671316
>Rob of War
>a very lazy man, Robert Bergstein, is sent on the front line against his will...he'll try his best to defect and go back home

Fallout Jew vegas
>rid wastes of Jews
>good karma for every Jew
>restate the Nazi party in Post apocalyptic Vegas

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>>609673493

> The mast of us
> You're a cabin boy on a sailing boat when suddenly everybody gets sick and starts to slowly die and you have to sail the boat back to land to get medical help. You have to learn to sail the boat and fight not only against the harsh ocean and waves but also insure you stay sane whilst doing so.
> You are the crews only hope to get back to land alive

hamnesia
>wake up in scary house
>only thing you can remember is ham
>get chased by scary ham monster

>>609674094
Hamnesia: A machine OF pigs

>>609674329
nice meme

Little nig planet
>learn how to steal bikes
>how to ovoid job applications
>create a fresh demo

>>609674841
nice mixtape m9 sjubscroob to my soundcload

Bender: The Arrival
>Bender, from Futurama, arrives

>>609674942
Technically should be Blender. Even better though.

The Gaye

You just lost it queer

Revolve
>You get to be a revolving door
>You have to let people through without hitting them or holding them up

>>609675762
harder than dark souls

Drying Light
>Interactive simulator of a dryer with see-through window that has a light in it

Batman: Arkham Night
>Batman has a night out on the town

left 4 mead
> friends ditch you because you ordered a pint of mead from the bar like a d&d fag

Bomb Raider
>You raid bomb sites

> Down of war
> not that much different from the regular dawn of war, btw

Mortal Combat X
>Made by people who aren't trying to have "edgy" spelling

>>609676117
dawn of war with down's syndrome

Unsharted: Drake's Fortune
>Drake holds in a fart for the longest time, afraid that it may not in fact be just a fart.

War Framed
>You are framed for starting a war

>>609676314
>You play Germany in WW1

Change Battlefield 4 to Battlefield 3
>Has slightly worse graphics
>Better launch
>Basically the same besides that

Fears of war
>a game about PTSD

World of Barcraft
>Competitive bar-styling

Womb Raider

>The story of a lone anon on his quest to lose his virginity and overcome the life of a beta.

>>609671316
Rock Sand

>Avant-garde non-game where you play as a rock sheathed in sand. You are taught the controls at the start of the 'game' but none of them do anything,a s you are an inanimate rock covered in sand.

Spec Ops: The Mine
>Entire game is you trying to get your friend off of a mine without it detonating
>Ends when your friend dies/sacrifices himself

Ballout 3

>Try and become the top baller in all of Detroit
>Try not to get shot

>>609676663
>Interactive Abortionist Simulator 2015

>>609676573
Sears of war
>You invade a sears store
>sears staff call in u.s. to help fight against the anons
>anons use giga nigga to take over sears and the rest of the world

call of cuty
>you are a beta white-knight that must save qt's from uncultured swine alphas

Battleloads
>loads of battle

>>609676779
Your description was much better than mine, damn.

Rainbow Six: Beige (Had to change the spelling slightly)
>Try to design the best beige camo clothes for the military/SWAT/Terrorists

Dead Spice
>zombie cooking contest

>>609676701
Have you seen No Mand Land? That weird Serbian film?

Ed's orchestra
>like guitar hero,but with symphonies

MLB 15: The Slow
>you can only play as David Ortiz

GTA: HIV
>Wait two weeks for your AIDs test to come back

>>609677045
No

>>609671316
Mall of Duty
Action packed FPS featuring America's true hero: Paul Blart.

Gravity is caused by the displacement of space as objects with mass occupy it.

Black holes have a finite mass and vary in size.

Time is an illusion created by the movement of objects in relation to one another.

http://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/25802/why-does-a-black-hole-have-a-finite-mass

>>609676310
hue

Dragon Rage
>RND screws you over 120% of the time
>Rage quit

Table: The Lost Chapter
you are a table somewhere in Albion

>Wind Walker

You have a magic stick that allows you to walk on the wind to punch dungeon bosses at hurricane speeds. No more use for items due to flying and flying roundhouse kick.

>>609677271
RNG*

Ryse: Son of Nome
>Like Ryse, but with Nome.

TitanFail
>What the games was

>Dead Nigger
>You lost contact to the Planet Crusher "CoolAid", you need to restore power and encounter several types of dead niggers that try to steal your LaserCutter
>They get mostly spawned behind you to increase the surprise effect

>Bombermen

Average demo team breaks down abandoned buildings

Destiney
>Fuck a hoe named Destiney

>>609676663
Thats the title of a softporn movie

Batmen: Arkham Asylum
>Bruce Wayne is clinically diagnosed with severe multiple personality disorder

>>609676411
Germany did not start WW1

>>609671316

> Carcry 4
> You're a repairman who busted up his car in a fender bender.
> Pick your tools to start saving money to fix your sweet old car
> turn to crime

>>609671316
>far dry 4

see how far you can go through a himalayan landscape before your clothes dry

Dank souls. About becoming the dankest soul on the internet

>>609677815
Exactly, they were framed...

Read Island
>Stuck on an island with nothing to do but read

>>609676057
Chuckle

Super Neat Boy

>Maintain a clean room at all costs.

>Tears of War
Overjuiced ppl cry because of monsters killing humanity

Red Bread Redemption
>You are a piece of toast looking for redemption after being dropped on the floor

>Demon Souls
>Exactly the same as Demon's Souls, but easier to say.

>Rifa 15

>be a negro
>smoke refer
>the end

The Blinding of Issac
>You blind some kid named Issac

>>609677223
Time is real.

Lass Effect 3
>You are a scientist studying the effect of girls on guys (watching porn)

Battlefield Hardfine
>try not to get killed while handing out parking infringements in a battlefield

Hears of War
>You play an average man who is shocked to hear about a war

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One Ginger Death Punch
> An open-world sandbox game set in a school, where you have to kill all the redheads.

Variant Hearts: The Great War
>Like surgeon simulator heart transplants but during WWI

>>609676914
can imagine that

Gary's Sod
>You have to plant Gary a new lawn before he rapes you

Metal Bear Solid
>Play as Stephen Colbert
>Combat Ursine Cyborgs of Soviet desgin

>Bears of War
Ppl fight with bears who are the same size as them because of steroid overdose

Arcsiders
>you play a nigger behind an arc.

Medal of hodor.
>Hodor hodor hodor.

This war of mine.
>yyou are a struggeling femnazi trying to end female oppression.

Lebo Star Wars
>every character in star wars is lebonese
>chewbacca is forced to wear a turban
>princess leia is stoned to death for kissing her brother

>>609678646
Middle Earth: Shadow Of Hodor
>Hodor hodor hodor

Dank souls

>An rpg featuring the dankest memes

>>609678401
My sides

Metris.
>a logic game using the metric system to brighten up retarded murricans.

Castlemania
>another crazy racing game spinn off

>>609676922
check'd & kek'd

Sac-Man
>You play a a demented, burlap-sack version of Pac-Man
>You have no soul and you consume all others you can find
>Gruesome storyline
>Sac-Man turns out to be a misguided, lonely, being who wants to feel or a soulless, sadistic, insane murderer depending on your choices

Mine Craft
>You are a child laborer who toils away each day making mines for terrorists to use against Maericans

Donkey Dong
>Like goat simulator, but with a lot more rape.
>Also, you are not a goat but a donkey.

Mental Slug 3

>You play one of four slug struggling with a crippling mental problem
>Each has a different problem
>Have to overcome your problem to eat cabbage leaves

Super Sexagon

>Like super hexagon, but with more sex

>dong
two dinks- .... ya nvm

Mass Defect,
A company gains a monopoly on the OS market and gets lazy, then hires their housewives and dauhters to design newer OS's that dont make any sense, this company becomes known as microsoft.

World of Whorecraft

Meincraft, Adolft Hitlers world building simulator

Wheel of 4chan-roll them dubs

Call of- ... no I'm not even gonna do that

I'm out of ideas.

>>609677045
AWESOME film its the one im thinking, mostly drama with implicit dark humor?

Binal Fantasy.
A game that delivers twice the fantasy, for the normal RRP.

Golfenstein
>You play an old fat rich man
>You hit Hitler's single ball into holes
>Lower the score the better

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>>609676250
>implying everyone in 40k doesn't have down syndrome

Garry's Bod
You spend all your days in the gym clicking that mouse
you got to push yourself hard with those mouse clicks to increase your abs
maybe it will get you to do a situp

>>609672955
That's 2 letters.

>>609676057
you'v obviously never had mead that stuff is great lol

Face combat
>where a group of people come together to smash there faces together till someone is the last one with teeth left.

Lead space.
>> space is lead
>> lead is everywhere
>> in a universe where lead people live
>> lead finds a lead marker and it transforms lead people to humans.
>> Epic space battles with humans and lead people.
>>A Foe lurks in space where it is mutated with humans and lead people
>> they r bi huead
>> They kill and reproduce like a parasite.

>>609671316
Mount and Blaze

>Get on a Horse
>Smoke assloads of Dank ass kush

>>609678650
Maximum kek

>>609679798
Not only did you not read/follow the rules, but you tried to turn this into some sort of "anti-Microsoft" thing.

Like you said, you ran out of original ideas long ago.

>>609680224
well that's just, like, your opinion man

>>609680411
>Not only did you not read/follow the rules, but you tried to turn this into some sort of "anti-Microsoft" thing.
>Like you said, you ran out of original ideas long ago.
Hows that metro working for you? Does it even show the C drive?

>>609673775
I'd play it...

exitehike
>you go on a really really exiting hike

>>609680684
I see someone is a butthurt Apple faggot

Deus Sex: Human Revolution
Sex Implants make having a penis irrelevant

>Bortal
>Game takes place in an abortion clinic
>Abort as many fetusses as possible
>Double points for aborted twins, tripple for tripplets etc.
>You have a gun that shoots hangers

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>>609681143
mein sides.

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>>609671316

The Whims

Create a virtual version of your inner sociopath, cheat on your loved ones, drown your children, electrocute those pestering family members. All the while, bask in your immense wealth and the freedom of never ever getting caught.

"The Whims. Show your true colors."

>>609681143
get kekt

>>609681143
"I'd be hittin' number you'd need exponents to calculate!"
Remember?

Shadow of Hordor
>epic hordor simulator
>hordor hordor
>hordor

>>609681807

kek

>>609680900
>>>609680684 (You)
>I see someone is a butthurt Apple faggot
<must be the reflection of your face in front of your metro screen

Pokemom

>In this game, you try your best to poke OP's mom.

Table II
>the story of a Table in a unused suburban dining room, with the promise of little to no content and Peter Moleneux will still fail to deliver.

>Park Souls
>you are the ballet parking manager in heaven

PAYDAY 3
like payday 2 but the next one

Duke Nukem 3G
>you travel to several cities where illegal aliens are swarming and ruining reception


Kerbab Space Program
>you're fucking green inhuman creatures that try to science, but all you're good at is blowing things up


Zelga
>who would really want to save a princess named Zelga

womb raider
you fuck bitches