John Key is a giant Faggot

>>609670084
yes

Are you from New zealand

chch homo boy reporting. Whos in for a group hug?

Dunners? Welcome back Uni kids.

So your like John Key then

Palmyfag reporting.

I don't touch your groceries anymore. Just got the chop.

jafa reporting in

>>609669983
Sup faggots. Auckland here, how's everyones day been?

any1 selling in tauranga

>>609670838
shitty, boring and cold. Just the usual. How was yours?

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*gets in*

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Auckland master race here fellas

>>609669983
Thanks for giving us Ray Comfort, you fucking kiwis.

WEST

IS

BEST

>>609670894
hi qt <3

>>609670959
no.

New Plymouth i am from der

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>tfw predrinking before heading out

So Vice are releasing a doco about synthetics and in some part of it they come to NZ

>teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_orf5u6RQgo

There's also the debrief which specifically mentions NZ.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLD3AKoyV5Q

Oi met some burgers today, and tried to tell them bout drop bears, but they laughed. How can I tell em bout da danger of drop bears?

tfw have no internet so have to buy mbs to browse 4chan :,(

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>>609670972
hi :3

hahah synthetics are fucked up i am from Inglewood shit hole and every one here is fucked by them

>>609671186
its monday you rebel

>>609670874
Yeah not too bad, got some e-liquid from shosha today which tastes like absolute shit. Also if any kiwifags are looking at buying a bong theres a pretty decent range there

>>609671325
i like your toilet seat :D

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>>609671335
ik, i don't usually do this

>>609671352
I am.

Brought a pipe a while ago and it's shit as, can't stand up on it's own, needs mesh, etc.

Going to buy me a bong oh, no sorry, a water pipe.

My fav way to smoke, haven't smoked through a bong in like three or four years.

>>609671333
Yeah, they were straight up fucking terrible. I tried them a couple of times. Almost lost a few good mates to it before the ban too

>>609671504
im just jealous coz im bored at home :{

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>tfw have to walk to the train station in the rain

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>>609671509
Heads up, nothing comes with a rushie anymore. They way they are bypassing the shitty "no paraphernalia" rule is just selling bongs as "ornamental" and without rushies so everything you get will be a drop-cone. They have some pretty cool glass imo.

>pic related
Poseidon, my child :3

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there's something spiritual about walking in the rain

>>609671352
Shosha bongs are so shitty, the glass the use are so thin. I've broken two by just placing them on the bench

>>609671738
Drop cone?

So you pull the cone out? Did you have to buy all that seperate? As I know as some places you do.

>>609671738
go to bunnings or somewhere and buy a glass drill piece. Worth the money. Can make nearly anything made of glass into a bong

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>>609671887
Hi, Johnathan.

its fuckin cold as dicks up in christchurch right now

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>>609672051
i have a cooler name than that tbh

btw, who is you?

>>609671904
Depends on the one you buy. I dropped $100 on mine and it's at least 1 cm thick, real sturdy motherfucker too. Dropped it on concrete from a height of about 0.75m with no issue.

>>609671988
Yeah pull the cone out. Mine came separate but it's not really an issue as the stems and cones are real cheap, even for glass.

>>609672000
I've been considering it for a while, only issue is I'd have to buy a drill too lel

>>609672176
Fuckk yeah. hasnt been like this here in for ever

>>609672202
>btw, who is you?
Mate...

>>609672265
>Yeah pull the cone out
Sweet, I actually don't mind that as that's the type I was looking at getting.

>>609672265
Its def worth it. Used to make old school milk bottles into bongs, worked awesome

Perfect weather to get stoned, no weed doe.

I suppose I could text the guy that rips me off? $50 for half a gram? Sound like a deal, boys?

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Kim Yuna tho

Yoona whoa

>>609672176
Try being up in alpine territory you craven

>>609672368
Yeah, I find them to hit a lot harder with a drop-cone rather than a rushie. I reckon it's because the air you're getting is coming through the water and pushing everything up rather than from the side.

>>609672430
Well have you got any recommendations for a drill? I know sweet fuck all about powertools lel.

>>609672471
I've been there, then again my dealer for that was a crackhead

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imagine drowning in the rain...

my flat mates got weed, if your buying in chch

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>609672644
>the air you're getting is coming through the water and pushing everything up rather than from the side.
Ah, true, good point.

>>609672644
>then again my dealer for that was a crackhead
Yeah, pretty sure mine is too.

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Why are these threads filled with you stoner dropout faggots?

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>waifu has a nice ass
she is literally perfect

>>609670765

Too many places are closed here on Mondays.
Shit sucks.

>>the chop
Mate this is slang for so many things, I don't know if you're talking about a haircut, getting your balls snipped, drugs, etc.

>>609672748
So is tobacco, alcohol and buttplugs but they still end up in me

>>609672644
>Well have you got any recommendations for a drill? I know sweet fuck all about powertools lel.

eh not really, im told Dewalts the way to go with power tools. But im the IT guy so no idea

>>609672943
Ex-stoner, doesn't help the country is literally full of them

>>609672943
cause nz is full of stonerfags, and 4chan is worse

>>609672748
True facts. When they interview those 120 year old geezers and ask how they got so old they never say "420 blaze it faggot", they say it was a lifetime of boozing. That's good enough for me.

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didn't even wake up with a hangover today

are you even trying, god?

>>609673051
imma need some photographic proof on the plugs

>>609673218
From drinking what. Never hungover with clear spirits

Anyone else here cook their drunk food in advance so they don't try to use the stove wasted?

>>609673317
pls go fireman, i hear enough of your shit on tv

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>>609673310
>Never hungover with clear spirits
it all makes sense now

>>609673317
Oh yes.

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>tfw can't cook

>>609673104
Any big name brand but get a a big one, as in a big motor the most powerful you can afford. It'll save the grief when you decide you want to put large holes in solid wood or concrete or whatever.

>>609673310
>clear spirits

Jesus, son. Where did your father go wrong?

>>609673237
goddammit josh

>>609673310
Bullshit. Or do you mean straight? I could barely drink Xmas after finishing a bottle of gin with OJ the night before

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where my only go to bed from an alcohol induced coma bros @?

>>609673746
I've quit :/ mostly

>>609673746
hm, S/korea?

>>609673465
I kind of fucked it up today.

>Put eggs in a pot of water on stove.
>Go watch Mad Men.
>Oh shit it's been like ten minutes.
>Take them off, try to peel them, turns out they'd barely started boiling.
>Crack half cooked eggs into a bowl a mash them up.
>Now have microwaved scrambled eggs.

What a shitshow.

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>>609669983

>>609673888
Mate, I can't tell you how often I forget that I'm cooking and burn stuff.

Forgot I was cooking chicken today and only realised because I walked into the country and saw the oven on.

Makes cups of tea and often forget about them, lolz.

>>609674001
Well, that's one way to end Treaty claims.

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>>609673805
that's no fun :/

>>609673824
haha yea man, Dokdo is our land

>>609673888
Step it up.
>Boil water
>Take room temp eggs
>4 mins for soft
>5 for med
>6-7 for hard

>>609673620
>goddammit josh
you caught me :3

>Bullshit. Or do you mean straight? I could barely drink Xmas after finishing a bottle of gin with OJ the night before

Its the case with me. Beer, bourbon/ whiskey etc always get a killer hangover. Clear stuff never get one

>>609673591
>Jesus, son. Where did your father go wrong?
He wasn't there :(

>>609674072
>I walked into the country and saw the oven on.
Fucking what, holy fuck.

That wasn't an autocorrect that's fucking ADHD for you!

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>>609674125
no hard feelings m8

Not a single kiwi nude
wtf

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>>609674317
sometimes i feel like i'm the most normal poster in these threads

>>609674299
Hey neither was my dad. This explains a lot

Does anyone live on a university campus here? I need to know if you can browse porn etc. if living there. Will be a factor in whether I live on campus next semester.

>>609674508
I think so, yes.

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>tfw cutest poster here

gonna test out my theory tonight :3

>>609674266
When I cook soft boiled eggs I only let them boil for 90 seconds. Am I gonna die? Also won't room temp eggs crack in boiling water?

>>609674666
checked

>>609674621
Your a qt but sweetie you got some competition on your hands <3

>>609671068
me to amigos

>>609674508
Are you a dude in a dress?
If no then yes you probably are, race traitor

NZ six its like Antarctica with hobbits

Any tauranga ITT?

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mfw this much snsd in a nz thread

Well swap amphetamine and/or give a blowjob for weed in Tauranga.

>joking
>maybe

>>609674552
As long as you have a room by yourself...

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>TFW you find out you had an assessment due while you were on holiday.

>>609674852
Post a pic and I'll think about it

>>609674784
Ye fukn oath m8
If I wanted to liv Inna hole I'd just fukn dig 1

>>609674666
90 seconds? How are they even solid? Also I've never had them crack. It depends less on temp and how much they roll around in the pot. The more room they have, the less likely they are to crack

>>609674875
So they don't care about the internet activity itself?

>>609674918
fuck i hate that. You have given me a panic attack...

>>609674940
Post as pic in an /nz/ thread after saying I'd suck dick for weed?

>no

>>609674995
You have to hook your own net up.

M.A mad dog here. Feeling sleazy with some fresh GoT

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>>609674742
i'm no Won Bin, but my looks are unmatched

>>609674770
>race traitor
ik, i can't get enough of those Indians and Russians ;_;

>>609674995
three letters

VPN

>>609674964
90 seconds after they get a rolling boil going. The whites are solid but the yolk is liquid. I pour the yolks on my marmite covered toast. Good hangover food.

>>609675106
Cercei dies btw

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Name one thing that NZ is good at besides Lord of the rings

>>609675109
let us see that qt face then :3

>inb4 kpop

>>609675225
Crushing our tall poppies

>>609675106
haha I got leak of full season 5

>>609675225
domestic violence

Boats and rugby

>>609675225
Mediocrity.

>>609674852
M or F

>>609675115
whats the difference between DNS and VPN faggot

>>609675389
MtF

>>609675225
Fukn sheep m8 all Nz is is antartica with hobbits with their hairy leathery cocks up the pussies of sheep

>>609675389
Male.

>>609670517
pls come to akl so we can fuk already, hop u liek circumcised dik

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>tfw getting dressed, posting, and taking shots simultaneously

>>609675406
absolutely everything. Not even remotely the same thing

>>609675225
shortland st

>>609675023
Dont be me anon.

>>609675225
Pretending we played a significant role in WW1

>>609675416
Oh no thanks lol

>>609675406
If you cant answer that question yourself then the faggot is truly clear

faggot

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IS GON B A

L8

NIGHT

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is delivery girl on?

>>609675518
i need hugs and love before receiving the dik

>>609675670
Im to scared to check moodle, incase thats the case. Failed a paper last semester due to this exact thing

>>609675596
Who you dressing up for? You've got no one, like the rest of us.

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>>609675827
that pose is really unflattering

>>609675875
don't group me with loners like you lol

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bored and horny
any fap material?

>>609675616
>>609675771
shit answers. even by your autistic standards

>>609676124
try a porn website

>>609676102
why you gotta put us down :(

>>609675416
pre op?

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>>609676233
password for one? will trade tiny4k or cherry crush for reality kings or bangbros

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>>609676247
soz getting turnt up while blasting some trap music

>>609676203
>autistic standards
>still on be yourself

Its time to stop posting anon

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>>609675875
>that stage of loneliness when you need to believe that everyone is as miserable as you are
>tfw you realise other people have happy lives without you

Greeting aus jr

Usa master racefag here

>>609676444
check my trips
also /b/***
Im going to stop posting now

>>609676482
Well at least we're all alone in the grave.

>>609671504
what do you do for a living that allows you to go out on a Monday?

>>609676506
>Usa master race
>Mexicans outbreeding whites 3 to 1.

top kek.

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>>609676631
i'm a student. no job. rich af...

...parents

>>609676203
Domain name resolution will do nothing for hiding network activity, i don't even understand how this is a question. A Virtual Private Network establishes a secure tunnel with a remote network which will hide network activity and bypass network rules

>>609675873
das perfect mayn, do u liek hotdogging?

>>609676727
Living the dream.

>>609676727
Can we get married now or later?

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PEACE i'm OUT

brb gonna reach enlightenment while walking to the train station in the cold rain

>>609676727
Tell your parents I've got quite the collection of rare pepes.

>>609676879
We will miss you

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>>609676736
As i said, if anon could not answer that question himself he should stop posting.
Thank you anon. I can now leave this thread. Sincerely, thank you.

heres my exs vagoo (kiwi 100%) in apreciation.

Have a great night.