Yes. I can.

>>609628325
who was SO ugly

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>>609628176
bump for interest

>>609628557
Go on..

This is a sad book...

Ur a faggot and ur going to die one day. Sweet fucking dreams you piece of shit.

and fall down and break both his arms

>>609628764
Then he put his dick in the tree hole and got plant aids. He died shortly after. The end faggot.

There was once a nigga who walked into a police station. He was never seen again

Once upon a time there lived a

Giga nigga

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>>609628176

>>609629433
hes turning into grinch look at nose

I need more tree comic I'm on a cliff hanger

>>609629965
>comic
Your parents never read you The Giving Tree?

>>609630211
Inb4 money doesn't grow on trees fucker

>>609630335
Nope I read monkeys on a bed and some shit about a gecko

>>609630368
gay

>>609630368
Shh shh shh

Oh, THIS is the "Giving Tree" I hear about.

>>609630580
Lol Frank West what're you doing here

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>>609630368
Fuck this tree shit

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fucking long book

Too many feels for that tree

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>>609630901
the end?

inb4 walk the dinosaur

inb4 it was a dream

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>>609631170
I feel that way about this story

>>609631508
End?

Ehh the movie was better

>>609631643
Sorry it took so long to post. There's your story OP.

>>609631643
Thanks man now I can sleep

>>609631643
yay

>>609631643
Good ass story OP

>>609631643
Brayvoh anon

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>>609631643
That's some feels right there

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>>609631643
Now that that shit storm has sailed, who wants to here a REAL bedtime story?

Whats the moral of the story?

>>609631643
My god that kid became so greedy and he ruined that trees life

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>>609631643
thanks for wasting my time

>>609632035
You can't trust the system?

>be young man in the 80s
>at the edge of a major metropolitan area
>to the south is a highway
>hours of desolate driving to the next metro area
>I worked on the road
>frequently saw people stranded
>they're pretty fucked
>it's a 110 out some days
>no phones or towns for miles
>one day see qt3.14 stranded alone
>early 20s, shouldn't be making such a long drive alone
>she's been out I would guess about 30 minutes
>it's hot, her makeup is wiped away and she's sweating hard
>I stop, pretend to take a look at her vehicle
>don't know what I'm doing, but doesn't matter
>tell her it's broke, offer her a ride
>she hesitates, I tell her coyotes frequent the area
>if they come, she'll have to lock herself in the hot car until they leave
>if they leave
>she decides a couple hours with me might not be such a bad idea
>she hops in my truck and we are on our way

>>609632035
Be nice to trees

>>609631643
Stop making me feel. The nostalgia is too strong.

>>609632035
Take advantage of those who give

>>609632035
The moral of the story is that even if you have nothing of physical value, you can still have everything if someone you care for is close.

Tree= Men in the society
Man= Women in the society

>>609632158

>within a mile, I give her a jolt from my stun gun
>she wasn't expecting it
>not many people even knew what those things were then
>anyway, she's jello for a few minutes
>stop the truck
>I pull off her shoes
>break one heel
>throw them both off the side of the road
>make it look like she tried to walk for a callbox
>she's muttering and obviously terrified
>I tell her if she behaves herself, I won't need to zap her again
>We drive for a few minutes
>she musters the courage to ask where I'm taking her
>I tell her she'll find out soon enough
>she then begins begging
>'let me go, don't hurt me' blah blah blah
>Lift the stun gun, she quiets down

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>>609631643
Thanks man

>>609632035
Step on the environment, trees like it

>>609632502
Thanks for the Pepe...

>>609632382

Give this man a Ph.D in Literature Anaylsis

>>609631643
That kid is such a jew

>>609632461

>After another 20 minutes, we leave the paved road
>Once we lose site of the highway, I stop the truck
>I step out and take her by the wrist pulling her out of the truck
>I grab my ropes from the tool box, and she's all mouth again
>'what are you doing? what do you need the rope for?'
>I tell her I'm going to tie her up and blindfold her
>at this point she tries to run
>not very fast though, barefoot in the desert
>I catch her easily, stun her again, and then I just have a good laugh
>I ask her where she thought she might go
>barefoot, with no water, in the middle of the desert
>I ask her if she thought she might outrun my truck
>I do this as I bind her

>>609631643
Thanks

>>609632831
Shit turned into one of my uncles bedtime stories into whipping my dick and grabbing lube

Inb4 everybody walk the dinosaur

>>609632831

>I tie her wrists together behind her back
>then her elbows together so tight they almost touch
>then ankles and knees together
>then under her knees and around her chest so she's in a fetal position
>then I take the rope and tie her ankle and wrist bindings together
>she looks to terrified to talk, but I still gag her, blindfold her
>then I tell her if she gives me any more trouble
>she'll ride the rest of the way in the bed of the truck in the heat
>I toss my package back into the passenger seat
>we drive another hour and a half in the desert
>I don't take the most direct route to my destination
>but it's still quite far from civilization
>I bring her in and down to my basement
>she's not my first guest

>>609631643
man this story never ceases to give me feels
brings me back

Once there was a young boy named Anon. Anon was on a journey to japan because hes a Reddit fag. while walking the dark streets of Chink Town, young Anon saw a familiar face. It was Shinzu Abe, the Prime Minister of the nation. He looked very, very different... He had huge buck teeth and a rice hat. He grabbed poor Anon and yelled " u new name is Anon-Chan!" soon Anon felt very weak and blacled out... Continue?

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>>609631643
You just made my entire fucking night. Thank you so much.

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Once upon a time there was a faggot named Op. Now go to bed you ginger cunt.

>>609633352

>got this idea seeing all those stranded motorists
>some would go missing, I'd read about them
>some I even remembered passing, stranded out there on the highway
>and from this I concocted a plan
>the first thing I'd need is an inconspicuous vehicle
>Ever take a long drive, you pass by that truck carrying some weird cargo?
>you stop in a small town for a break, get back on the road
>only to find yourself passing that same truck with the same weird cargo?
>odds are, every vehicle you passed catching back up to that truck
>you passed once already
>you just didn't pay attention to them
>but that one odd truck, you notice again, like deja vu
>that got me paying attention to the other vehichles
>what makes them vanish from memory
>they're ordinary
>ordinary color, build, make, model
>so I made sure I got a vehicle like this
>a plain looking truck that could go off road easily
>you'd pass by me and never take notice
>once I had the truck, I just needed the place
>got myself a little stretch of desert
>played it off as a prospector looking for minerals
>little did they know
>Then all I needed to do was build my special place away from the world
>And that my friends brings us back to the basement

>>609634530
I might if I thought you could.

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>>609634418
he knows

Lets wrap it up now

>>609635567

Wrap up my dick.

>>609635567
fuck off

So is that the end. The tree takes people down to his basement. And what he does to his victims is left unknown?

>>609630211
>too big to climb
>>609630513
>climbs anyway
This story makes no sense