broadcast it live with Periscope

Deep breaths. We're there any hot women involved?

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>>609622943
Nice one OP! Wish I was as high as you. You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now are singles.

>>609622943
I call BS.

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These are doubles.

>>609622943
Post everything for identification.

Fucking seriously help posting from phobe

>>609622943
Be white, you'll be fine.

>>609623508
>Posting from phone
>not calling 911

Darwin award.

>>609622943
call the po-

hmm, i dunno anon

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prove it faggot

I'm seriously being chased, I can't call 911 this is my last post

Nothing to see here, move along.

>>609623816
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>609623712
Maybe if you tell them that a black man stole a police car and is following you they'll shoot each other before they try and shoot you.

>>609623448

Your 44 is in the wrong place.
This is a 44 get.

>>609624045
close but no cigar

try these

lTHE SANE COPS THAT SHOT THAT KAN ARE CHASING ME

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>>609622943

When the cops catch up to you
*teleport behind them*
*unsheathe your katana*
say
"Psssh nothin personnel kid"

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>being chased by cops
>posting on /b/ typing and entering captchas

ok faggot

>>609622943

call 911 and tell them you just witnessed a murder.

record them chasing you and let the phone know that you are a victim
then throw the phone as far as you can somewhere
people will find it and after your death, the police will be put in jail

>>609624284
>>609624284
>>609624576
I have 10 percent battery

I'm taking photos, holy shit why are they chasing us they already shot someone

Go somewhere public

>>609622943
>going on an anonymous message board instead of facebook where people might know the location and be able to help.

>>609622943
i don't know OP, but it's a good thing that you showed us the correct doggystyle position at a time like this

Might be real.. seen some fucked up shit go down on this site.

>>609624974
If you're taking pics post them faggot

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>>609624284
>lTHE SANE COPS THAT SHOT THAT KAN ARE CHASING ME

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godspeed anon

>>609625028

Anonymous
04/12/15(Sun)22:26:53 No.609625028
Go somewhere public


Dude THEY JUST SHOT AT US. I'm fucking dead. SHREVEPORT

>>609622943
Don't spend time posting it on here when u could be on the phone with police and loved ones fag

don't worry candle Jack will sav....

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>>609625571
wrong image woops

Shreveport is a shitty town anyway, you may be better off dead

>>609625595
If you continue going somewhere public how can they shoot you? Go to a gas station

>>609625739
In getting data but can't call WTF get on scanners

>>609625807
yeah just stop and read this for a while

>>609626140
Kek

>>609624197
44 decides who OP gets raped by in jail

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fucking help best picture I got

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19026
Somebody listen, I'm in mobile and can't.

>>609626504
Go someone public. Gas station, walmart, someplace with cameras and well lit.

>>609623711
> police murder
I doubt calling the police is the best way to escape the police

>>609626504
what am i looking at
someone circle it

>>609626504
And that shows .. Fuck all
.. nothing.. zip.. zero. Faggot.

>>609623906
kek

OP is kill?

u can do it, op. Don't be a faggot.

>>609626504
cops aren't there kid, how many mushrooms did you eat?

>>609625807
Wait, so this guy has been running from the cops since he was one day old? He says he's 20 and has "20 years of experience".

>>609623382
Edgy

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What kind of cop can't catch a guy typing on a phone?
>pic related

what the fuck is this shit

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it was fake op

>>609626627
just started lisening, nothing interesting so far

OP here, aka the Shreveport Shocker!

>trolled you all :^)

>>609629359
Of course they aren't going to be on the scanner, they dirt.

>>609629541
le meme

>>609624496
Lol this.

>>609629541
>trolled
Pretty gay troll. Even if you're not OP your still a faggot

>I've been rused

Was starting to think tbis might be an ebin bread... It is sad

>>609629642
Op here. Xar is dying bf pulling into waffle house.

Read the news. Last post v

>>609630880
Waffle house kek

>>609630880
Hearing incident on police scanner

>>609630880
Shots fired!!!

holy fuck

>>609630880
Dude OP is dead, holy shit

No way he survived

>>609630880
OH LAWDY

>>609630880
Confirmed dead on police scanner

Holy shit has this ever happened on /b/?

>>609630880
>RIP XAR
>HE WAS NEVER REMEMBERED
>BARELY EVEN KNOWN
>HIGH AF
>DUDE ROCKED
>XAR ISNT EVEN KILL

OP is most probably white

No way would the cops run after him if he was black, he'd be dead already

>>609630880
Cap this thread, holy shit

>>609631835
Forreal?

>>609630880
These posts.... Confirmed samefags
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>>609632429

Ayyyy lmao I'm in baton rogue. Fuck this place. New Orleans is better.

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>>609624506
He might have a 4chan gold account, fucktard.

>>609622943
OP you better not shot. They said someone was shot on the scanner and it better not be you

>>609630880
HOLY SHIT

cap this thread

Next major shitstorm confirmed

>>609632429
There has been a murderer who posted right after choking a woman to death and leaving the body for her son to discover... But a man running away from cops to get killed minutes later, without finishing the thread.... Don't think so.

Now plz don't be a fag a give us more about wtf is going on on PS

Hi this is alex from alex is kill. My complicated rusemanship has been heralded as one of the most important of its time. I had audio, video, a character named bear, I had real anons going to explore driving hours in their vehicles. Some of these individuals were even Chinese. I'm here today to simply remind you that; The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Everybody have some fun, and keep in memeing, it's what makes this place so great!
Thanks,
Alex

>>609632990
Baton Rouge*
Still, fuck this place.

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These are trips.

well /b/ we were all here for this historical day
>OP IS KILL IN LOUSIANA
poolice skanner givin me spooks 4 OP
dont die you faggot

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>>609632974
Kill yourself, tryhard

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>>609624506
NEWFAG!

>where were you when XAR was kill?
>be me
>rewatching footage of Scott getting shot in SC
>some thread about running away from police
>XAR is kill
>no

>>609632429
The new... It burns us.

>>609623827
You're as good as dead, find a manhole to climb down.

Holy shit, anyone else listening to police scanner?

>>609633773

Yes there's nothing on it newfag

>>609633773
Caddo parish?

this reminds me of the Boston bombings

I'm assuming OP isn't guilty.

>>609633773
link plz

>>609633773
Obviously.

>>609633660
obviously

>>609634131
>>609634129
hivemind

>>609634251
Obviously.

>>609633773
Yeah it's just a bunch of shit about a guy who keeps driving by his ex's house who has a straining order against him. Nothing about

>>609634085
Read the thread

>>609634036
yeh

anyone have the cap of that thread?
couldn't believe something that big got posted here

clandestinely

>>609634036
Coroner already called, dead body on the scene!

>>609634376
link plz

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Are you a nigger?

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RIB IN BISS

was OP in a dark blue car?
>>609626504

get it on camera

>>609634505
they're chasing him dumbass

>>609634251
obviously

>>609633773
link plz

link scanner

Rip in peperonis

>>609634678
Obviously.

>>609634823
http:/ /www broadcastify com /listen/ctid/1117/web

damarcus jones done it again

>>609634678
obviously

Sheeeit I live in Louisiana

>>609635084
obviously

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/1117

he's dead. confirmed on radio.

>>609635308
obviously

>>609632974
>>609633367
gt fckn rkt fggt

>>609625394
>>609626115

leave for fifteen minutes, no love for The Jerk, no actual link to police scanner, fuck you idiots.

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never witnessed an actual , i guess you would call it, murder on 4chan. thanks for the amazing experience and rip in pce op you were only a faggot up until your death. now a hero of /b/

my name is trevor khoury and i approve this message

>>609635308
Was he white??,

>>609635469
Obviously.

>>609633247

Fuckin drunkenballz you're draggin gtfo.

>>609635686
Obviously

>>609635654
obviously

theyve just stopped talking about it, now theyre talking about car hoppers. whats wrong with our police?

>>609635654
obviously

>>609635073
>>609635308
Thanks to both of you anons

>>609633367
>tryhard
>screenshot

nice.

...Can someone explain this shit to me?

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holy fuck guys, i guess this will be the new hot thing for the media
Pic related , its the media

>>609627948
He's probably black

>>609633436
If he has a 4chins pass, why should anyone help the retard?

>>609635980
obviously

lean smith

10-02-1961

lives on walder strt

was this OPs info?

Watch there be NOTHING because he's WHITE.

fuck Trayboon

>>609635980
OP is allegedly running from cops after witnessing a police shooting. Posts a shitty picture of his location. Police Scanner goes nuts. OP stops responding

>>609622943
>pull pin on grenade and throw it in the toilet
>???????
>profit!

>>609636102
samefag here, unless he is white

>>609636219
>1961
>OP is 54 years old
>on /b/ posting thread about running from cops
i dont think so, bub

>>609634378
>that thread?

soso new? Boston bombings had a bajillion threads and people listening to scanners all night, I don't recall anyone mentioning any threads that might have predicted it.

>>609635980
Op nignog saw Merder of a dindo nuffin and oshitrun.jpg follows with op is kill by 5-0 at the end

>>609636302
But... Is this confirmed?

>>609636471
obviously

>>609634688

yeah we're not in soviet russia, idiot.

>>609636302
Obviously.

>>609636443
>boston bombings
>not following Tsarnaev's epic thread on /sp/
>newfag

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>>609625807
>not carrying a bag of marbles

>>609636302
did you or anyone record audio during that whole part that can post it on vocaroo or something? i dropped in this thread late, must have missed the exciting part..

Soo how long til CNN gets this

how do I earn money for reporting?

>>609636668
Obviously

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>>609634129


Very helpful.

Police scanner going on about:

>Demarcus Johnson

>born in 1972

OP?

>>609636980
obviously

>>609636980
Obviously

>>609636980
obviously

>>609636980
obviously

>>609636443
bro boston bomber posted before he did it

there's one of those collage pics of the whole thing going down, didn't save it

>>609636471
Nobody really knows. I checked the news from his area and there is nothing, but this just happened so I'll give it an hour or so for the news outlets to catch up. So it's either true or OP is a weeboo faggot mentally masturbating to all these posts.

>>609636980
>>609637083
>>609637089
in all fairness, you kind of deserved that.

holy shit I've never been on /b/ for something like this

>>609622943
Im in Lafayette LA.
I'll be on the lookout in the news for your murder.

>>609637083
>>609637089
>>609637091
>>609637115
obviously obviously intensifying

Does anyone have a thread cap of the Boston Bombings?

>>609636980
Obviously.

>>609637180
Obviously.

Shit now i'm one of them.

>>609637218
What's going to happen??

This has to be huge right?

>>609622943
niggers are allowed to post here?
disgusting.

>>609636668

I recognize the mark of righteousness and prostrate myself my bad.

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>>609637462
Obviously.

>>609637462
Obviously
>wtf is happening to me

>>609637502
Probably not, Most everything on /b/ is false.

>>609637528
obviously

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>>609626504
There is nothing chasing you in that photo op

We are going to be famous /b/

>>609637502
this isn't real m8

if it is though nigger had it coming

>>609637188
>something like this
>i've never been trolled before
>actually never having been on for "something like this"

you don't belong here get the fuck out

>>609622943
I'm in Houma, LA, see you on the news tomorrow, OP

>>609636980
Obviously.

Toasting epic bread

>>609637861
obviously

>>609637147

idk I'll google it. to be fair the night it happened nobody knew shit about the guy they were running after, hardly even his name.

>>609637676
Dude this is obviously getting old. Read the scanners.

>can a mod filter out the bs please

ALL RIGHT YOU NIGGERS

IT'S BETTING TIME

>WAS OP WHITE OR BLACK?

>WILL THIS BE COVERED UP AS SUICIDE?

>ON WHAT NEWS CHANNEL WILL WE HEAR ABOUT IT FIRST?

>IS OP KILL
Updates thoughout the night to see who wins

>>609637731
Obviously.

>>609638019
obviously

>>609638001
TO BE FAIR the entire thing was pinned on somebody who didn't do it

>>609638034
>Obviously.
Obviously.

>>609638186
Obviously

>>609638027
>implying anything actually happened

>>609638027
White male confirmed by police scanner

>>609638238
>obviously
>obviously
Obviously

>>609638186
Obviously

>>609638330
you are beneath cancer

>>609638027
>white
>no it'll be covered as a police murder and might even go straight to the president
>KSLA 12 News
>yes

>>609638478
Obviously

>>609638428
obviouslyception

>>609638478
Obviously

>>609638478
obviously

>>609638238

lol reported for shitposting.

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