Bump for those that requested

No, please don't. I just have these overwhelming feelings for you lately. I know its crazy, just hear me out.

"sorry wrong number"

include a dick pic anyway

>>609440051
Why, will he want to join in? ;)

>>609440388
KEK

>>609440388
Fuck you....waiting for reply..

>>609440051
Good, I wanna fuck him too

>>609440388
WINRAR

>>609440539
Show message OP

>>609440539
There were like 8 other dubs prior to that. Everyone is dubs.

>>609440380
roll

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>>609440388

>>609440830
newfag

>>609440902
OP is doing well

i aint tryna drink nuttin but yo sweet pussy juice, baby.

>>609440949
I guess so.

>>609440902
No, i've just always had a lust for you
i need you

>>609440902
Drunk on your womanly scents maybe

>>609440902
You waiting on more dubs? Tell her you're not drunk, but you've wanted her for a long time.

>>609440902
n drinking
I get filthy when that liquor get into me
I've been thinking, I've been thinking
Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby?
I want you, na na
Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby?
I want you, na na

if we ended up having sex would you swallow my cum?

>>609441098
Rolling

I'm sorry, lately I've just wanted to facefuck you. I just want to shove my cock down your throat and watch you choke on it.

>>609441166
Hot damn

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>>609440830
>MFW you posted

>>609441098
Thank god you didn't get that

>>609441166
Winrar

>>609441166
This. Kek.

I just want to motor boat you. And then send her a DICK pic

>>609440388
THIS!

>>609441422
winrar!

I just have this urge to skullfuck you.

OP is so fucking based.

Im not drunk I have anal parkinsons

>step dad that cunt i farted in his beer
>then that cunt drank me fart, boy
>fucken wank me old boy to that shit
>some fuken abo walkin down me street i fuken shat my pants cunt

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>>609441166
Waiting on response

>>609441422
tell her to come in the room

"Cmon ive been dreaming about it ;)"

>>609441599
WINRAR!

>>609441599

OOOOOO GET

>>609441422
Fuck this, don't use this piece of shit

>>609440051
Please mummy lick my asssssssss

>>609441599
Winrar nignog

>>609441599
I'm in support of adding this one while waiting.

>>609441599
oh fuck nigga

>>609441556
fYI she's in Alaska in in lower 48

you fucktards know OP is faking this whole thing right?

I want to believe.

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i get a boner every time i see you bend over

>>609441553
LOL well played

Its been my goal since i wrapped my lips around your fat succulent nipples!

>>609440902
No but I wanna be drunk on pussy juice. Let's do this.

i've just noticed lately that your throat has looked really fuckable.

>>609441767
Does it matter if he is or isnt?

>>609441751
then get nudes

>>609441867
Erm yes.

>>609441553
Come oooooooon spam her until she replies if nothing else

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>>609441599

>>609441867
Yes, because in one instance OP is ruining his life for our entertainment, in the other OP is masturbating his own ego thinking he's fooling a bunch of faggots on the internet.

And it's always, always the latter of the two.

Sorry Mum my friend was on my phone.

>>609441867
If he's texting himself I'm not impressed with his rhetoric. If he isn't.... my dick is coming out soon

>>609441963
Why?

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send dick pic

>>609442073
roll

>>609442018
Send her a picture with your face in it.

>>609442018
I just think you're beautiful and need your sexy body

Don't make me rape you! >:(

>>609442063
But it still doesnt matter because this is 4chan

>>609442018
Are you saying you don't feel the same way? I thought we had a connection??

>>609442084
You find someone texting themselves back and forth rigging the chat funny?

>>609442018
It is. There's nothing wrong. I've just been getting in touch with my feelings. And what I feel is attracted. To you. Check em

Dick pic must be sent now along with "Here's proof pic"

Sorry, I'm taking stupid dares from 4chan. This is all a prank. Sorry, and please take nothing seriously.

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>>609442018
>What is wrong with you son
>You son
>Son
Confirmed fake, full on faggot mode engaged, eat shit and die OP

>>609442018
if you send me a picture of your cleavage I will sober up a little :)

>>609442109
this

>>609442173
roll

>>609442218
So close to quads. Rolling

>>609442018
I call BS. good try OP.
\thread.
I'm gonna go get drunk now.

>>609442194
newfag detected

>>609442266
Come on OP.

>>609442266
Winrar

>>609442018
>son

I'm calling bullshit

>>609442194
reminder that this why newfag kiddies have ruined everything

>>609442142
Roll

>>609442266
yesssss

>>609442266
Winrar

>>609442212
I dont care enough

>>609442254
roll

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>>609442256
this

>>609442266
winwar

feel bad for ops mom. shes legit worried.

>>609442266
ew
you're making him contradict himself.
>>609442335
this is from another thread, he wasn't originally going to make one, but we pestered him to. I think it's legit.

>>609442256
>This

It's like none of you know how to pretend to be middle aged women

>>609442254
Roll

>>609442000
Trips are law

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>>609442266
Waiting on reply..fuck you guys..

>>609442256
Agreed. OP is niggerfaggot.

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OP DELIVER

>>609442493
He wasn't going to make one, and he didn't, he made a fake one. It's as legit as my chances of having an irl gf.
>Not legit at all

>>609442018
Yeah mom, it is. And I've been dreaming about sticking my hot throbbing dick, deep in your asshole. And after I've pounded your sweet sphincter into a loose mess, I'm going to spill my seed deep in your rectum.

>>609442365
My mum is hella old fashioned..

>>609442574
Lol I didn't even notice I rolled that shit

My new law is said mom needs to send nudes

>>609442254
Bump

I want to watch you choke while i force mycock down your throat.

Come see how hard you're making me

>>609442142
Roll again

>>609442766
Fucking epic win fuck your fake thread newfags

send her a pic of your lil dick

>>609442716
Roll

Fake and gay

Sage and hide

>>609442766
>>609440051

OP DELIVER

>>609442799
OH FUCKKKK WINWINWINWINW

>>609442618
ITT, idiots who don't know to wait for a reply to roll.

>>609442493
You sir...must be drunker than I intend to be..

>>609442766
winrar OP deliver you stupid cunt

>>609443007
Fucking James Bond...

>>609442728
Old fashioned does not mean using a pronoun to identify her as your mom in such a hackneyed and forced way that M Night ShaymlamahussainObama would cringe at your inability to construct naturally flowing dialog and realistic characters.

You are destroying your mom's world. It is funny as shit, but she is going to cry herself to sleep

>>609442618
Tell her, "It'll be like old times, I get to suck on your tits again ;)"

>>609442618
Walk the dinosaur already!

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Confirmed faggot

>>609441422
kek

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>>609443111
Trips get

I just want to show you how a real man loves a woman..

>>609443130
funny as shit because he's faking a chat?

Sage Time

>>609443139
Roll

>>609442766
>>609440051

Dammit OP deliver on this

I want to fist your asshole. I really need it.

>>609443139
Ayylmao

>>609443232
you care alot for a random post on 4chan newfag

>>609443266
Nice

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OH GOD WHAT DID YOU GUYS START HERE?!?

>>609443266
Another winrar

>>609443266
winnar winnar

>>609442766
deliver OP

>>609443266
Win. Do it op

>>609442799
YES, let's make this interesting

>>609443266
DUBS DELIVAR

>>609443259
>not being smart enough to wait for a response to roll
it's like you don't know how these threads work
Reddit is that way ^

>>609443317
CONFIRMED BULLSHIT EVERYONE BAIL

>>609443317
Fake as fuck, who took the picture faggot

>>609443317
OH SHIT NIGGA

>>609443317
hory shet

Fake

Fuckin fake as shit

>>609441744
oh double fuck nigga

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>>609443317
Fucking fake.

Fake. Who took the pic for her.

>>609443317
oh fuck off and deliver on this >>609442766

>>609443232
What about any of his posts suggests he is faking it? Or are you just making that up off the top of your head?

>>609443317
thats fake. just fake.

fuck off op you piece of shit.

btw, if dubs

'i want to see your face with the cleavage'

>>609443317
Fuck you OP.
OP Confirmed for nigger.

>>609443317
this is the fakest shit i have ever seen

>>609443317
Op confirmed fagget

>>609443317
if youre actually op you are so fucking retarded. the colour grading and framing of that picture is so obviously not something a mom would take

>>609443317
OP is a lying slutfag

>>609443317
welp, thread is dead. OP texting himself like a loser

>>609442256
Are you implying that OP is texting himself? If so I will easily prove you wrong and send you back down to your mom's basement where you belong.

>>609443317
Fake as fuck. Never met such a huge faggot

>>609442766
>>609440051

DAMMIT OP deliver on this or else you're not going to save your relationship with your mum.

FAKE

>>609443317
Seriously. Either not OP or this nigger being a nigger. Good Science, why am I still commenting on this useless shit. rate it 8/8 gr8 b8 m8

fuck you OP you are fake af !

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>>609443317

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>>609443317
Confirmed faggot

Nothing to see here folks

>>609443317
No way.. hope this is real op. Someone reverse image search i dont feel like doing it on my phone

Fake, gay and not exciting as matt's mom. This is missing suspense, thrill, and she isn't even trying to fight back or act insecure.

>>609443524
don't forget another person would need to hold the camera

>>609443317
You really just fucked up something you coulda kept going, nice work fuckstain

Really OP?
You had hope

>>609443558
prove me wrong

>>609443317
faaaake

Now everybody walk to dinosaur

>>609443665
Are you a moron. Yes. The mother fucking had her husband take it for her to text her son.
Look. Both hands on boobs.

>>609443266
DELIVAR NAO

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>>609443179
Looks like I was right all along

>>609443760
Doesn't say read as he takes the screen shot. I am an android user and still know how Apple's messaging system works.

>>609443665
>reverse image
>picture taken with both hands on tits
Are you down or something?

>>609443855
Oshit dubs on dubs

>>609442766
Roll

>>609443855
dude its fake give up

>>609443317
FAKE

TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR HOMESCREEN BEFORE WE CONTINUE

>>609443317
Fake.

>>609443317
No way! I didn't know you had pierced titties! Let me see your face too

Sexts inbound

>>609443831
Yeah well fuck you bic boii

>>609443933
oh shit dubs on dubs on dubs!!!

>>609443916
Two phones obviously you idiot.

>>609443317
No wedding band. Confirmed fake.

>>609443972
OP do this

>>609443916
doesnt have to say read, guess you arent the smartass you think you are

>>609443916
You can turn that off you dumb fuck.

>>609443916
That is easily turned off you dumbass

>>609443831
Finally some reasoning

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>>609443831
>" hey hun can you take a picture of my tits to send to my son?"

>"sure babe, anything for you."

>mfw

op knows he fucked up and ditched the thread guys

Don't even care if it's fake

>>609443932
Since when does two hands on tits stop anyone from image searching you fucking cuck.

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>>609443932
>>609443665

>>609444041
Now you are implying some sweaty neckbeard has enough money for two iPhones or actually has a friend/Significant Other with an iPhone.

god damnit OP, why are such a faggot

my dick was diamond hard 'till you made up that titty bullshit

Check 'em boys
>>609444444

>>609443972
We aren't continuing, OP isn't going to do shit because he knows he can continue with this piss poor attempt and STILL convince newfags he's legit.

My fucking god I hate this place sometimes.

http://gyazo.com/20e6a5cb4830eb4ecc4c6d18a43de3e9

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.

>>609444238
Are you retarded no reverse image search because quite clearly fake fucking idiots

CHECK IM GUISE

444444

>>609444444

>>609444238
You're such a faggot... I won't even bother with you, lose that fucking extra chromosome you got and do yourself a favor

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM

>>609444294
Well shit

>>609444379
Well your obviousy still here you fucking spurglord

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>>609443665
I did this but no results... but I still think it's fake.

>>609444294
That doesn't prove anything.

>>609444428
The only worthwhile thing to come from this thread and it's still a fail.

Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable.

Because I'm not fucking retarded I saw that this shit was fake from the first post, how in the name of Matt Damon did you faggots believe this was for real?

Jesus Christ, time to bail, /b/ has really gone to shit

>>609443916
Obvious b8 is obvious.

>>609444386
I rotated mine incase he was trying to be smart.

>>609444504

>>609444386
FUCK

>>609444501
Because there is still a small chance of this being legit you faggot.

>>609444562
WTF IS THAT MRS. PETERS MY FIFTH GRADE TEACHER?????

>>609444562
sorry bro your mom is ugly as fuck

and genetically

you're ugly as fuck too

>>609444619
Agreed.

Lol this was laughably fake from the start.

Tip for OP: Don't go into creative writing.

>>609444562
OH GOD ABORT

>>609444562
Can I see your asshole pls mommy?

>>609444562
Who the he'll took the pic

>>609444562
You neckbeards realize you can put your phone on a timer

>>609444562
Fake. Your mom can't go from " Lol no son" to " TITS"

Fucking nasty ass shit and fake as hell

>>609444562
god why are you even trying to salvage this im cringing so fucking hard. why would she instantly just go to smiling like that? is your fake mom bipolar?

>>609444775
Roll

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>>609444562
this couldn't be fake

>>609444454
Are you mad?

>>609444844
Obviously would be a picture taken previously she's not doing it now...even though it's still fake.

>>609444888
>double trips
>better see some fat, sweaty asshole

ABANDON THREAD
BEACHED WHALE

>>609444888
nice trips

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>>609445021

>>609442000
thats how you get girls to stop talking to you

>>609444454
Could be old nudes readily available on her phone fuckwad. Yeah im a fucking scientist

Wew lad man. Please stop this thread.

am i only /b/ro who notices complete lack of eyebrow on this fat cum dumpster

>>609444965
Fuck no you newfag, I'm actually happy to see retarded fucked up kids, makes me glad I'm not one of you

>>609444667
You litteraly made me laugh. Its not even summer yet..

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>>609445226
you stopped him!!

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THAT FUCKING IMAGE QUALITY THO

>>609444799
they are the same pic, top is shooped

>>609440380
reroll

>>609440051
Daily reminder that OP hates fun.
And that he was too much of a coward to text his mom.