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2015-04-10 09:18:28 Post No. 609080042
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:18:28 Post No. 609080042 [Report]
I have a question for you perverts of /b/

How do you even go to the beach without jizzing in your pants?
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:18:59 Post No.609080086
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:18:59 Post No.609080086 [Report]
>>609080042
It's called self control?
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:21:05 Post No.609080312
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:21:05 Post No.609080312 [Report]
>>609080042
>getting hard on real people
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:21:21 Post No.609080336
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:21:21 Post No.609080336 [Report]
when I was a virgin I also had the same issue
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:22:34 Post No.609080453
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:22:34 Post No.609080453 [Report]
>>609080086
Something that 90% of /b/ doesn't have
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:22:55 Post No.609080486
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:22:55 Post No.609080486 [Report]
>>609080042
jerk off maybe wtf how is this even a problem unless they start to physically touch you or you are alone with them?
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:22:56 Post No.609080488
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:22:56 Post No.609080488 [Report]
Girl aernt that hot in real life they are hotter on internet dats why i would nvr fuk dem
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:23:19 Post No.609080524
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:23:19 Post No.609080524 [Report]
>>609080042
>implying that anyone on /b/ goes outside
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:26:29 Post No.609080854
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:26:29 Post No.609080854 [Report]
>>609080042
>once you get past 14 years old, you stop jizzing in your pants
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:28:04 Post No.609080996
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>>609080524
topkek
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:28:44 Post No.609081077
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>>609080488
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:30:27 Post No.609081251
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:30:27 Post No.609081251 [Report]
>>609080042
Beach's an inspiration. For fapping, yes, but usually i just go crazy ape on my GF.
Sometimes she's just "ok let's go in the water and solve the problem".
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:30:33 Post No.609081257
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:30:33 Post No.609081257 [Report]
>>609080854
>correct
>>609080524
>even more correct
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:30:56 Post No.609081291
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:30:56 Post No.609081291 [Report]
>>609081251
Bulllshit
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:32:00 Post No.609081396
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:32:00 Post No.609081396 [Report]
>>609081251
>said the virgin
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:32:57 Post No.609081487
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>>609081396
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:44:02 Post No.609082543
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:44:02 Post No.609082543 [Report]
>>609080042
I jizz before I go. Then every half hour or so I go in the water and rub one out.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:51:44 Post No.609083206
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>>609081396
Yeah yeah. Don't assume that on /b there aren't people who can actually live a life.
Here's my GF ass, suntanned in the beach.
Now GTFO and fap idiot.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:54:00 Post No.609083416
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:54:00 Post No.609083416 [Report]
>>609083206
friends don't let friends fuck fat chicks.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:55:57 Post No.609083599
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:55:57 Post No.609083599 [Report]
>>609080042
Just wear shorts.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:56:08 Post No.609083621
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:56:08 Post No.609083621 [Report]
>>609083416
My best friend ONLY fucks fatties. I don't get it. Dude is really handsome and has a great personality, but every time we go to a bar he always ends up hitting on and usually fucking the fattest, ugliest one there.
It's his dick, he can put it where he wants.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:56:37 Post No.609083670
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:56:37 Post No.609083670 [Report]
>>609083206
Dat ass thoe
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:57:19 Post No.609083743
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:57:19 Post No.609083743 [Report]
>>609083416

mmh, she isn't fat but she's a goddamn PAWG. you know, small tits, small shoulder and chest but big fat ass. Closest porn actresses that has her body shape are Ava Rose or Caroline Pierce, but with a very good face.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:57:27 Post No.609083756
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:57:27 Post No.609083756 [Report]
>>609080042
I have a question for you faggot OPs of /b/

How do you even make posts that aren't complete copypasta without loosing all your spaghetti?
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:59:17 Post No.609083837
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 09:59:17 Post No.609083837 [Report]
>>609080042
Who the FUCK said we didn jizz. What's whong with you
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:00:47 Post No.609083915
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:00:47 Post No.609083915 [Report]
>>609080042
I've never jizzed my pants. Sometimes I wish I could just to experience what its like to cum without trying to, but I cant.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:00:51 Post No.609083926
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:00:51 Post No.609083926 [Report]
>>609083206
Does cellulite give a splotchy or otherwise uneven tan?
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:02:32 Post No.609084066
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:02:32 Post No.609084066 [Report]
>>609083743
>she isn't fat
KEK
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:00 Post No.609084197
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:00 Post No.609084197 [Report]
>>609083206
Moar!!!!!!
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:00 Post No.609084198
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:00 Post No.609084198 [Report]
>>609083926
Nah. Tan gets as uniform as my jizz when i blow the load on that ass and massage her with it.

She's just as horny as me

>>609084066
Did you even go to the chubby threads on /b? Protip: you'll be surprised how the "fat" acceptance has raised it's levels
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:11 Post No.609084222
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:11 Post No.609084222 [Report]
>>609084066
>implying a /b/tard could ever score a girl that skinny.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:24 Post No.609084241
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>>609083206
>thighs as big around as my waist

that's nasty dude. too bad you couldn't score a decent looking girl.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:28 Post No.609084245
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:28 Post No.609084245 [Report]
>>609080042
Not be 13
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:43 Post No.609084279
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:04:43 Post No.609084279 [Report]
>>609080042
I don't wear pants
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:05:02 Post No.609084313
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:05:02 Post No.609084313 [Report]
>>609084222
Trips of truth.... hey
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:05:13 Post No.609084329
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:05:13 Post No.609084329 [Report]
>>609080042
Social Anxiety
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:05:44 Post No.609084370
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:05:44 Post No.609084370 [Report]
i cum everytime
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:07:25 Post No.609084517
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Easy. I surf and jerk off while I'm in the lineup.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:07:48 Post No.609084558
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:07:48 Post No.609084558 [Report]
>>609084241
Thanks mate. But honestly, i'm more than ok with this as I'm obsessed with ass. No, i'm not a nigger. But just obsessed with ass. So i got what i was looking for.

Also she's horny, fun in bed and with with a calm and good personality.

THAT SAID, all womens are hoes; that's an universal truth. But even if it ends, right now she's hot iron and goddamnit if i'm hammering it.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:09:53 Post No.609084809
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:09:53 Post No.609084809 [Report]
>>609083206
fat/10
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:10:27 Post No.609084863
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>>609084517
why do dogs like pepsi so much?
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:10:58 Post No.609084912
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:10:58 Post No.609084912 [Report]
>>609083743
Not WG
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:12:11 Post No.609085037
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:12:11 Post No.609085037 [Report]
>go into water
>jizz in your pants
>profit
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:13:29 Post No.609085159
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>>609084863

not sure. but it's cool that they got the memo.
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:14:21 Post No.609085252
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Anonymous 2015-04-10 10:14:21 Post No.609085252 [Report]
>>609084863
Bc coke is nasty
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