I wanna see how high I can get this feeder mouse I took.
so... you're going to send it up on helium balloons?
k
>>609060344
Do it, OP.
I don't know whats going on
If you've got a bong stick him in it and pull a bong through it
doo eet faggot
Das it mane
>>609060634
Lel, is it showing signs of being high yet?
>>609060618
>If you've got a bong stick him in it and pull a bong through it
>>609060634
do this and then send it up on balloons
HIGH AS A MUTHAFUCKING KITE
>>609060824
If you have got a bong, stick him and take a shot
Assuming OP has cat. Take cat. Get high. Take mouse. Get high. Put mouse and cat in enclosed area and continue to get them high. See what happens?
>>609060824
don't question. Just do.
Take a CD and put in on the glass. Next to the hole you have to put a piece of dope and burn it up. The sick smoke falls into glass. mouse is high. profit.
MICROWAVE
>>609061086
>>609061274
lol I wonder how a rat high on weed would react to being microwaved
>>609061173
This picture feels relevant for some reason.
Much interested.
Very bump.
>>609061173
lel
I hope he drops little mouse turds all Inside the bong and you Inhale them when you finally deliver.
>>609061274
Roll for this
>>609061603
>>609061274
Roll
>>609061173
How can he do it if he has no idea what is being asked of him?
Hit that little guy hard as fuck.
>>609061603
It's probably going to die if you leave it in there for too long.
Take it out and watch how it behaves.
>>609061603
Timestamp...
>>609061603
Belissima!
>>609061603
Kek activated
this is pretty interesting
go on
>>609061603
Get high off that rat op.
>>609061840
whats wrong with you?
is your life so boring?
>>609061840
Again again! See if you can make it overdose for science!
>>609060618
Theres a video of some kids doing that to a kitten somewhere... think it died too
>>609061840
Give him some air and give us time stamp
MODS MODS MODS
Suffocate him.
>>609061878
I second this
>>609062038
This faggot. This fucking guy man.
you got it high
now give it some peanut butter
>>609062038
>>609061603
>tfw OP dies 3 days later from common flu symptoms caused by the rat shitting in the bong.
Why put the mouse inside your bong? You could have dropped the mouse into an empty soda or iced tea bottle and kept blowing smoke into the bottle.
Now you run the risk that mouse shit and piss will contaminate your bong. This poor decision of yours is probably an indication that it is time to back off the weed for a while. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
Anyway, get on with it. Just some info for you. My 5 pound Yorkie ate a $20 bag of some good hydros on me one night. Within minutes after that, the Yorkie was barking at things I could not see, quickly pulling a 180 like it thought something was creeping up from behind it, and other similar signs of paranoia, and that lasted about 20 minutes or so, and then the Yorkie slept for about two straight hours.
>>609061962
>being on /b/
>>609062038
MODS
Time stamp and air incoming. It was a feeder mose.im giving him the time of his life.
MODS MODS MODS
>>609062145
>feeder mouse
>carrying same illnesses as wild mice
Kek
>>609062235
top snek
>>609062038
>>609062155
Op's bong is probably has shit and piss in it already.
>>609062267
Don't worry, it will get better. Like Ban Franklin said "They don't think it be like it is but it do." - Albert Einstein
>>609061840
Make that nigga run a maze
Mods mods mods
>>609061274
Roll
>>609062591
What about op running a maze?
>>609062591
Yeah OP, build a maze for that thing
i saw someone take his fucking great dane and put him in a huge box, and this nigga blew smoke in the box well i agree with >>609062155
this huge dog just ran in circles totally paranoid and then slept
Microwave that fucking faggot
>>609061603
Bubonic Chronic!
>>609062757
SCREENSHOT THIS PLEASE
Hey OP,
Get him baked and give him some food. Then make him a nice place to chill and crash for the night. Bam you have a new pet.
Or put him in the microwave i dont give a fuck.
>>609062852
>>609062591
That nigga can't move
>>609062861
Pretty sure you have the technology.
>>609062946
Space program
>>609062946
Luz, He out of it now.
>>609062971
>
Shititty
>>609062946
SEND HIM TO SPAAAAAAAAACE
>>609062946
Is it dead or just passed out?
>>609062946
Blitz that fucker again and then space program.
>>609062946
build him a toilet roll tube castle immediately.
all hail stoner rat.
>>609062946
Skin it
>>609061603
Fuck nigger send me some bud.
>>609063177
No, he should eat it
Space program.
>>609063054
>>609062986
THIS THIS
>>609063025
poasting in bred
bury him alive inside a shoebox, with an airhole through a straw. A really tiny container of water.
Dig up again after 4 days, see how he fares - then get him high again.
>>609063054
We spave now!
>>609063547
what even
Test his cognitive abilities for science, then release him so he may tell tales of his experience
>>609063177
edgy
>>609063547
AW SHIT NIGGER
>>609063547
bro how high *are you*?
>>609063498
Trips get
>>609061173
Gross
>>609063547
how will you send him to space? I suggest just getting up on a roof, throwing him as high up as you can - and let him fly away himself on his newfound wings of weed
>>609063547
Kek
OP is a cool guy
>>609063547
Did you just tape a paper helmet to a mouse?
>goddamnit I love technology
>>609063547
Shit I'm high.
>>609063687
This, but tape him to a rock and throw him in yur neighbors window
>>609063547
>that mouse
>that helmet
>this thread
What a time to be alive indeed.
http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/addiction/mouse/
Relevant content
You should built him his own spaceshuttle. Go buy some rockets.
>>609062393
Is probably
Make that faded fuck a peanut cracker sandwich
How will we send him to space the second time you mean?
Bong hits
>>609063995
Hehe, OP, you magnificent basterd
Mice can survive with little to no air, they have internal vacuums build for space travel and are self sufficient when it comes to surviving. They have their own small eco system inside of them so they don't need to drink fr years on end. Send it to space OP, let it do what it's born t do.
>>609063864
>http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/addiction/mouse/
kek
>>609063995
I love you OP. You are inspiring me to get high as fuck and find my own rat.
>>609062861
>horsekin
>>609063995
My side's are coming along
>>609064207
Get high with a snek always wanted to see one high
That was a thick one.
>>609063995
Next see if you can get high by eating a high rat.
Make him a tinfoil helmet
>>609064484
This op
This is fucking amazing..
Continue pls OP. You are a winrar
>>609064484
Op pls
>>609064484
YES
>>609064484
Kek
>>609064588
this
>>609064448
...
I think he is seeing in 4d right now
>>609064484
Top kek
Jetfule cant melt steel beams
>>609064448
Top kek
>>609064588
Obey dubs op
Toasting in an epic bread.
Send that fucker to Mars, dude.
SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!
>>609064702
wowe
You're literally killing the mouse's lungs. Good job you retarded fuck; if nicotine isn't good for humans why would it be good for mice?
Fucking retards dude, I swear. Mods please ban these sick fucks for animal abuse.
>>609064448
>>609064702
>HOLY SAINTS KEKS
Please report in everything OP. you have all my attentions
bake weed cake. when he wakes up, let him eat the cake and he will be stoned again hehe
>>609064859
nice b8 m8 r8 8/8
Make a video of his high ass. Need to see him.
>>609064484
Pls op
>>609064755
Its mind is way past Mars,
>>609064859
>nicotine
>>609064859
>bong
>nicotine
>giving a fuck about a mouse's health
fuck off
>>609064859
>nicotine
>>609064859
kek
>>609062831
Most underrated post in this thread
KEKIN hard
>>609064859
nicotine, in weed? what?
>>609064859
>>609064866
Kek do this op and post tomorrow
Give him a maze to solve, or drop him into water, challenge his mind
>>609062946
That nigga eatin better than me
>>609064484
Best I could do
someone screencap this plz
>take a rare pepe free of charge
>>609065160
OP, that image is upside down
>today op was not a fag
>>609065102
>>609065160
>>609065160
Nice hat
>>609065160
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>609065160
GLORIOUS
This thread need to be screencapped but im too lazy and fat for this
>>609065160
lmao lil nigga so high he on the ceiling
>>609065218
Op is just as high as the mouse.
First thread that REALLY offends me this week. What the fuck are you doing? That poor animal. Sure, they have cannabinoid receptors too. But. Fuck you. If I had a set of particular skills I would find you, I would blaze you, I would kill you. And to the lot of you replying to this guy, encouraging him on. Fuck you too. You are even worse. Like giving pants to a midget, cutting them still won't make a decent pair.
Oh and I'm not even b8ing. This is just sick.
>brb puking up morning coffee
>>609065160
Now tinfoil tail with spikes.
>>609065160
kek
Also, of all the times, captcha: mouse
>>609065346
BAIIIIIIITTTTTT
>>609065346
To be fair, the mouse is probably having the best time of it's little life. At least he's not abusing it.
>>609065346
good point, but youre forgetting everyone thinks youre a faggot
>>609065298
Kek
>>609065346
>b8ting
>b8ting
>b8ting
>b8ting
>b8ting
Fuck you.
Like what the hell its one rodent. they don't even feel pain.
>>609065346
>>609065346
you must be one of the newfriends ppl are talking about
I approve this thread
>>609065346
>I came to this thread to bitch about the topic I dislike so much
Yeah nah fuck off PETA. I don't go into furfag threads and tell them what pieces of shit they are.
op pls
>>609065346
So I should stop giving pants to a midgets?
here op your welcome
>>609065524
This. Know your fucking place
>>609065346
Plz gtfo fucking animalist
>>609065346
Pathetic b8, m8. If you're supposedly that offended, you wouldn't be here.
>>609065313
Shhh. Space time.
>>609062831
So good, so unnoticed
>>609065565
Dude feed him he probably got the munchies like a motherfucker
>>609065552
This Is what I wanted. A bottle cap? What ya got balloon hands?
>>609065635
dis op
>>609065635
At least he's got a nosecone for his trip through space.
>>609065592
Fuck off
>>609065160
Nice adventure time blanket
Who do you think is higher op or the mouse?
Make him a small beanbag and let him listen to psychedelic rock
>>609064727
who is she and where can i find her?
>>609065714
mfw
>>609064755
Send him to fucking pluto
>>609065716
This OP. The mice probabily very hungry. feed him with something,
>>609065635
He's not even a mouse anymore, he's an interdementional 4D life force cruising the solar system.
>>609065842
this
give him some cheese doodles
>>609065552
YES
>>609065552
Pls OP
>>609065842
Yea feed him. Make him your new pet
>>609065879
Kek
>>609064484
THIS OP!
>>609065842
nuts
cheese
water
milk
>>609065635
>>609064448
Oh god, I'm fuckin losing it lol
Alright cadet it's time for your gravitational training take him to a ceiling fan and spin that nigger around
If you really want to get this motherfucker high, make it some brownies. Just cook like 0.05g of weed in butter and soak some breadcrumbs into that oil.
>>609065346
>lurking /b/
>Gets butthurt
learn how 2 /b/
OP you should make him a flying fighter rat.
Something like this.
enjoy the visit from DEA & PETA
>>609065989
Yeah dude, he must be cotton mouthing AF, fill the cap with milk for the little fellow
also tinfoil hat
>>609065956
yeah dude, make him your new pet
>>609065160
give that little niqqa some munchies OP. You cant get him high and then not give him munchies
i'm fucking dying, well done OP
>>609066067
This nigger, bitch nigger, you can't even take a hit nigger, I got six figures.
Someone cap this thread please
http://pet-mice.com/nav/feeding/good_foods.php
Somebody screencap this thread!
>>609066067
Good job faggot. You have no idea where op lives, he may live somewhere outside the us.
>>609066067
DEA are shit! I saw two get shot in a documentary called breaking bad
>>609065346
Not even PETA is as gay as you are. Go back to fucking tumblr you pathetically lonely piece of shit. Take your awful bait with you, you fuckin dick in the mud.
>>609066067
>DEA
>Implying this is anything they'd give a single millifuck about
>PETA
>acting as if it can punish you
Shit thread
>>609062038
You're really going to be that guy?
B.A.S.E.D Mouse time
>>609065879
keking so hard right now
Im off for 10 minutes.
Keep this alive bros i beg you!
bumping so this stays alive
>>609066422
Cheked
>>609064448
>>609066357
Yeah, really sent it into space op
>>609065879
topkek
>>609066422
Make a new thread in case this 404.
This is just a fucking great thread long live astro mouse
how s he keeping? does mousebro have a name?
dubs to name him?
>>609060243
thank you so much op.. i just got up and im already laughing my ass off
>>609066538
second this idea
This is now a stoned animals thread!
>>609066538
Mousetronaut
>>609066611
that was quick
>>609065346
>>609066538
I say call him astro mouse
I am proud of Mouse!