Your mom

yer mum. top keke

>>609042114
What brand paper towel?
What waterfall?

Considering how huge an amount 100 billion is, the paper towels would almost certainly stop the flow of the waterfall.

>>609042440
Niagra waterwater and bounce

>>609042114
Waterfall is relatively limitless

>>609042848
Easily niagra waterwater

>>609042995
But this is a lot of paper towels we're talking about

How many paper towel rolls on end would it take to span the length of a big waterfall? 100,000 at most, maybe? Now make that line 10,000 deep. The pressure of the waterfall would scrunch the rolls together to the point that porousness probably wouldn't matter, and the river would just overflow.

>>609044207
But it's Bounce towels

>>609042114
waterfall it's endless
/thread

>>609042114

The Paper towel rolls would win. It could clog up the waterfall and stop it for quite a bit.

Here is some rough math:


1 Gallon = 3785 grams

Average paper towel absorbs about 5 grams

56 Sheets per roll

565 Grams of water cleaned per roll.


= 15 billion gallons of water absorbed

3,160 tons of water flows over Niagara Falls every second. This accounts for 75,750 gallons of water per second over the American and Bridal Veil Falls and 681,750 gallons per second over the Horseshoe Falls.

>>609042975
OP would conquer that shit

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>>609045035
Since Bill Nye got this shit we're going onto round 2

>>609045453
How much magma is one magma?

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>>609045046

>>609045556
one

>>609045735
kekd

>>609045556
Its one whole magma

>>609045453

I'm going to assume 1 quintillion electric eels are being funneled into a volcano in which case their sheer mass would fill it like the world's largest seafood bake. Then it'd just be covered in fish.

A quintillion is a really big number.

>>609042174
Hahha I clicked to say the same

>>609042975
this

>>609046409
They are in an arena, 1v1quintillion

>>609045556
obviously one magma. are you retarded?

>>609046409
where the fuck did you get a volcano out of this, its one magma

>>609045453
thats alot of eels

>>609045735
>>609046124
>>609046998
I still cant quantify the magma in hy head.
Gimme a relation or something I can understand

>>609047391
It is a whole number less than two, but greater than zero. That is the quantity of magma.

>>609047644
But how much is one?

>>609047822
Yes

>>609047391
It's one magma dude, what don't you get?

>>609047822
one single magma? what the fuck is wrong with you ?

>>609047822

are you simple, boy?

>>609047822

About half the size of two magmas.

>>609048090
>>609047985
>>609047947
Stop antagonising me I just wanna figure this out ;-;

>>609048375
>>609047822
>>609047391
>being this new

>>609045035
Also, the total coverage area of the paper towels (rolled up) would be 152,430,556mi.^2

So there's that.

>>609048555
checked

>609048375
One Inch over 1 thousand Sq. feet is one magma
simple boy

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>>609048773
Thank you, heres some pizza

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>>609048847
I feel you bro

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>>609048773
Thanks for that, i guess we go onto round 3

I can't stop fucking laughing at all of these "one" comments

>>609042975
OP

>>609049145
would they all invade at once like a space invasion

>>609049146
this

>>609049326
or like a stream of Lawn Mowers.

>>609049145
The lawnmowers because the sun would see the red part of the lawnmower and be like "o they cool" but little did the sun know they are undercover agents there to destroy the sun

>>609042848
>>Niagara waterwater
>>waterwater
>>waterfall
>>Niagara Falls

Nigga wat.

>>609049145
What's the temperature of the lawn machines?

>>609042114
Meh, doeant matter

>>609049477
HAHAHAHA what the fuck. fucking funniest shit i've read all day.

>>609049145
LAwnmower maybe mass of what 50 kilos
Largest star is 1.989E32 kg or so
Octillion lawnmowers is 1E27, so 5E28kg
That is almost as much as the star, will probs colapse into a black hole or shit
Lawnmowers win.

>>609042114

Each paper towel roll has a a volume of approximately 339.29 cubic inches.

So that X 1,000,000,000 =
311,020,000,000 cubic inches

Convert to cubic meters
311,020,000,000 X 0.0254=
7,899,908,000 Cubic meters

168,000 cubic metres of water go over Niagara Falls during peak daytime tourist hours.


7,899,908,000/168,000=
47023.262


If we assume each paper towel roll could absorb its own volume, the paper towels would absorb Niagara Falls 47023.262 times over at any given moment.

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>>609049475
Mfw

>>609049748
fucking hell

>>609049748

Sorry each paper towel roll has a a volume of approximately 311.02 cubic inches.

>>609048371
Underrated post.

The jokes on you, lawnmowers win every time

>>609049748
Thats a lot of toilet paper
It would probably take a crane to get it out

>>609049748
So you would create a big flimsy ass dam

>>609049326
They form a space station and shoot other gardening machines from a distance, that's how they get you

>>609049145
If you put them all together into ball and launched it maybe it would do something. They would still melt and lose before they even reach the star though. But I do wonder how big this ball of lawn machines would be.

>>609047391
0
1 --- This much
2

>>609050130
Also underrated post.

>>609042114
Alrighty lets assume a single piece of double ply paper towel absorbs 2 ounces. Now if the average roll has 56 pieces and we have 100 billion paper towel rolls then it can absorb a total of 87,500,000,000 gallons of water. The average water fall produces a total of -->

>>609042114
>>609050650
100,000 cubic feet of water per second, so that would be about 740,000 gallons of water a second. That means the paper towels could absorb the water for 32 hours before the water overpowered it.

>>609050899
So how much is one white? Im the same guy from before and Im still confused

>>609050899
Different white u dipshit

>>609051041O
1 white = 3 magma

>>609051149
3 magma = 2.74 jet fuel

Hurricane Ditka.

>>609045453
This one hits me right in the eels good sir!

*le pun*

>>609051149
But how does the white translate to inches over square miles? Is it a quantity of white or like a color of white?

>>609051278

Still can't melt steel beams

>>609051278
2.74 jet fuel =/= melted steel beams

Somebody better be making a JPG of the conversation on the quantity of magma. My sides.

>>609051350
1 white is 42.37 millimeters or about the same as a small ice sun

>>609051561
So the millimerts aare over the same area the magma would be? So this is an ammount of physical white like paint? Or are we talking color here.
>>609051440
At least you thought it was funny ;-;

>>609049664
Mass doesn't matter you fucking imbecile we're looking at volume

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the ultimate question

>>609051827
ants

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Round 4 FINAL ROUND going 2 sleep
Make me proud

>>609051827
Ants collapse into black hole and win

>>609051827
Neither.
Everything would colapse into a black star

>>609051827
Marines use Raid.

>>It's super effective.

>>609052034
not enough atoms

>>609051760
The area of the white would be equal to or greater than the area of magma depending on the surface temperature of the ice sun

I'm on mobile so I can't make a pic, but this:

One white hole vs one black hole (both are cosmological features)

>>609052148
Ok so at least I know we are talking volume. I think I can figure the rest out thanks anon

how long before this mehmeh is rehashed by the reddit/tumblr monsters and my friends on facebook?

>>609051827
Is there enough room in the observable universe for that many ants

>>609051976

I'd say the ants.

But if it was the navy seals? There's this one navy seal I know who graduated top of his class with over 300 confirmed kills.

I bet he would kick the ants ass.

>>609052034
>black star

>>609052235
I think with these numbers we should be able to calculate the number of sticks required to defeat the paper towel rolls

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>>609052366
apparently the farmers

>>609052366
>>609052465
How?

>>609052403
Can someone whip up a conversion chart for easy access to unit measurments?

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>>609052399
BLACKU STAH

>>609052504
google "The Vietnam War"

someone screenshot these fucking one comments omg

>>609052504

ask Kennedy you dipshit

>>609052640
Eat shit nigga

>>609052506
I'm on mobile or I would.
If someone could do this that would be great

>>609052504
how can you be this fucking ignorant

>>609052640
Who would win?


50 Lee Harvey Oswalds or 200 President Kennedys?

>>609052504
>>609052609
>>609052640
>>609052720
If they used the entire US Army, there would be a lake where Vietnam is. Look up "Nuclear Arms" morons.

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>>609052699
Here I made a start
any others im missing?

>>609052815
Look up the Geneva Convention moron.

>>609052720
>Gets insulted
>Says some shit about ignorance
>wat

>>609052815
>>609052938
lol wut i just popped over here
its fucking obvious what the picture means though

>>609052815

do you even know how history works?

>>609048371
jesus christ I lol'd

>>609052897

>>Vietnam wasn't a Geneva attendee.
>>took illegal pows and denied having them

>>609042114
'murica

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>>609052366

>>609052300
There isn't enough room in the observable universe for that many Planck-volume objects.

>>609052699
So I made the chart but how do we reach TP rolls from white and steel beams
I realize the TP is white so there may be a connection there

>>609053157
>>nice greentexting

>>609052876
Looking good, hopefully we can determine some more values as we go along

Anyone here have the '1 billion lions vs. The lion' one? Shit made me my sides so hard.

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Jesus Christ you guys got all serious about the stupid Vietnam thing I posted huh? Okay then

>>609045453
>one magma

>>609053388
green text faggots

>>609053488
you didn't post that, I did

>>609053387
We know that one white is equal to one ice sun in mass under the same temperature so if we can work out how many magma will kill the TP we will know what amount of white to use

>>609052366
The farmers would win. They would use their farmer strength and durability to never sleep and move in the darkness of night. They would learn how to cow-bend and then one cow-bender would master the power to bend the Amerifats home-cows (also called 'morbidly obese women' or sometimes 'honey boo boo') and destroy all of the americas.

>>609054044
The magma wont cover enough area to damage the entierity of the soldiers, according to the chart posted above. Couple thousand soldiers cover more than 1k sq ft

>>609054044
The French would have a white flag so that would be the end of the magma

>>609054044
>>609054163
i dont know... how much soldiers do you need to freze 1k sq of lava?

>>609054241
Shit you are right I forgot to account for the white, forget
>>609054163
The conversion chart must be filled in order to determine an answer

>>609042114
Okay so one role of paper towel would absorb 3.47 gallons of water.

Let's take Niagra Falls. That's roughly 78,655 gallons of water per second.

So in an hour that's 4,719,300 gallons of water per hour.

The paper towels would stop the flow for a little under 5 hours.

>>609042848
10/10 for effort

>>609054328
Doe sthe magma have to be neutralized? Or can they just avoid it. If it has to be neutralized Im not sure how they would do it and magma would win out of atrition.

>>609052302
even tho u relied to the wrong post I still kekd my ass off

op's dick ≈ 1 inch

>>609054543
I THINK the magma should be neutralized.
Does they have ice suns?

>>609049748
And the winner of the Internet to day is....

>>609054726
Thanks, added to the chart
>>609054735
They have white because the frence are pussies, so that may do it

>>609049145
Joke's on you, VY Canis Majoris isn't the largest known star anymore.

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>>609052366
Since all you fags are probably 16 and don't know about the war of vietnam vs US. This is referrencing when the United States tried to invade vietnam. Probably just for money or something, but essentially, the vietnames won heaps because they were used to fighting in the forest. So that's why america made agent orange.

>>609053728
No you didn't, it was me.

>>609054945
Yes it is, it says so on the picture

>>609054872
they carry their flags to war?
So edgy, so new, so top notch.

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400 diamonds vs 2k jetfuels

>>609055135
They need them on hand in order to surrender at the right time
Or, ima find how much white is on a flag real quick, BRB

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>>609042848
>Niagra waterwater

there is so much win in this thread im crying

>>609055223
2k jetfules is about 2189 magma, which is a couple yards of magma over 1000 sq ft. Now the age old question is, how much is one diamond?

Hypothesis
>Who would win?
>A waterfall, or 100 billion paper towel rolls?
>Niagra falls will be used as the example waterfall

Data collected
>Niagra falls gives 570,000 liters per second
>A single sheet can absorb around 0.07L.
>A roll has around 75 sheets.

Methodology
>75*0.07 = 5.25L maximum water absorbed by the towel
>A total of 525 billion liters absorbed.
>5.25*10^9 / 5.7*10^5 = 9.21*10^5 seconds for Niagra falls to saturate all the towels
>9.21*10^5 seconds = 10.7 days
>Niagra falls would also drain 570,000 liters per second
>However this is now obstructed with 5250 million cubic meters of towels

Conclusion
>Niagra falls would lose initially
>After many months, possibly years, Niagra would slowly come back to win.
>Niagra would lose the battle, however it would also win the war.

>>609055296
Ok so 1 galon of paint is 2.7kg, and I feel like 1 galon would be enough for say, 10 flags? so .27kg of white per flag

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>>609055533

Hypothesis
>why is this shitpost?

Data collected
>shit no one gives a fuck about

Methodology
>this post appears to know what he's talking about but actually knows fuck all and sucks horse cocks

Conclusion
>you are an enormous faggot

>>609049477
Yo are a fucking genius gg

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>>609045453
>this

>>609055718
i would say it's good.

>>609055435
Well given the information, I think that one diamond would be 400 walls per hour. Though other information suggests it may be 400 miles per wall

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1 magma?

>>609049145
That many lawn machines would contain a lot of iron, right?

Pretty sure that ammount would start a reaction that could turn poor ol Canis into a supernova/hypernova.

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>>609055718
The volume of paint equal to 1 white would be 32166 galons, according to the 42.37 over 100 sq feet comparason, which means the 10 or so flags the french carry will only add up to 3.16E-6 whites which isnt nearly enough to neutralize 1 magma. pic is new chart

>>609042735
100 billion isnt that many paper tower rolls

>>609055833
cant wait to see it reposted to leddit

>>609055435
Very poorly cut diamonds have almost no sparkle, and this is always reflected in the price. For example, a 1 carat, SI1-G round diamond can range from about $4,700 for a poorly cut one to about $9,300 for an extremely well cut one.

about $7.2k average

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>>609051827
If this was somehow possible within any laws of nature, the ant's would win.

A googolplex has nothing on graham's number. It's a ridiculously small number in comparsion.

>>609056148
are you fucking kidding me? I couldnt jerk off enough through my entire life to use up all the sheets in 100 billion paper towel rolls. Comparatively, however, I certainly could drink enough beer to piss the volume of water Niagara waterwater pisses in an hour through my lifetime

>>609056229
lets assume they are cut well so I can use the 7.2k usd number, I like it better

>609052366
Same guy here as the magma and white question and I am still confused. How much is one United States?

Wait how many jet fules will it take to beat a steal beam. All I know is it is more than 2.73

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>>609056665
Fuck off

>>609056325
ignored

>>609056400
these are checked though

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>>609055833
>One whole magma

>>609055846
reddit pls

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>>609056694

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>>609056325
Fagget

https: //4archive.org/b/thread/609042114

>>609057191
Thank you!!!!!!

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Her chart guy here, what is the mass of an Ice sun? Room tempeture preferable

>>609057399
checked

>>609057399
17 meters

>>609057399
about 1white²/27°F

>>609057597
What is the meters to kg ratio?
I mean that is a start but we have to go deeper

>>609057399
.185 eel = ops dick

>>609057696
3

>>609057687
Ok now you are just fucking with me.

>>609057771
Which direction? 3 meters to 1 kg or the other way around

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>>609057778

>>609057875
Both
<> ><

>>609057875
Trust me I am a doctor.... 3 m to 1 kg to 96 elephants

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>>609058027
Are they mini elephants? Each one is only worth like .33kg or some shit. Are they porcilen?
>Picrelated

>>609057191
Thanks man, now I can remember this glorious thread till i lose the bookmark

>>609058027
I want more charts

>>609058159
Adamantium

the waterfall would win cause there's just too much water

>>609058195
Im trying man I need to get this shit in order
>>609058215
Cool I assume that is light as fuck then

>>609058278
How much is too much?

>>609058195
1 koala = 1 magma = 17 hobo feet
10 pairs of bill gates shoes = 3 moles of anthrax
3 logitec headsets = 1 million clothes pegs = 255 cm^5

>>609042848
>waterwater = falls
>starting to call it Niagra waterwater

PETITION, NOW!

>>609042114
560000 liters of water go over niagara falls every second.
A sheet of paper towel can absorb 2.5 ounces of water maximum.
100 billion rolls would absorb niagara falls for 19 years.

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>>609058406
Its charted

>>609058339
you would run out of paper towels

>>609058305
Is adamantium light? Never looked into it

>>609058534
So that is 7899908000 m^3 according to
>>609049748
Thanks, its charted

>>609058569
Its fictional so its whatever you want it to be
Even if it is dense as fuck we can just make the elephants small and it will work out

>>609058499
OI CHARTS GUY
CHART THIS PLZ
>>609058360

>>609058742
Oh... thought it was real for a sec... now im sad

>>609058793
I only care about what is revelent for the charting of battles won, Im sorry but that isnt revelant

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>>609057150

RIP in peace, the most glorious thread on 4chan in months