This random chick decided to message me and be a creep.
Dubs decides what to say.
Depends, can i see nudes first?
>>609016810
the only thing i want out is your anal prolapse
nah bitch kobe
>>609016810
Noodz first Rosemary
Nudes first.
>>609017023
roll
>>609017023
roll
First, listen to my mixtape.
Maybe... do you have a cute brother?
>>609017261
ROLLIN
>>609017023
>>609016810
Girl-from-the-Grudge.jpeg
>>609017261
Roll
I'm going to find you, this is a written threat
She's probably fat
wait is your brother single?
>>609017497
Reroll
>>609017502
Reroll
>>609017571
Rereroll
That depends. How do you feel about Hitler?
>>609017023
reroll
>>609017649
>>609017642
Rolling
>>609017700
Winrar
>>609017700
Double dubs WINRAR. Zip
>>609017700
Wonxiip
>>609017023
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>609016810
doesn't look fat, doesn't look that ugly. maybe she is psycho
quit being a faggot and get that free pussy
>>609017700
Winrar
>>609017700
Unfortunate winrar
>>609017700
Winrar
omg yes!!!1!
>>609017700
Hot skippy
>>609017700
good winrar
>>609016810
The one time no one wants OP to deliver is right now
>>609017939
fucking op
(If you have no Idea who she is)
Tits or GTFO
(If you know it's a her)
Send a dick pic, anon. NOW.
^^Don't say that, do it.
>>609017939
OP. Why did you capitalize the "i". Quit being a faggot.
Ask her if she has a dog and how big his dick is
The jews did 9/11
Mammaries or be gone, you rancid swine
>>609018135
Rororoll
>>609017939
you bouta ugly bitch we can still fuck though
She wants to know why guys roll them dubs
wuts dis?
>>609017939
Just kidding ^.^ I'm random sometimes LOL. But srsly OMG I've been hoping you would ask me that!! I'd LOVE to go out with you
>>609018311
Winrar
>>609018311
Winrar but wait for op to do another screen shot
it seems we have a guest
Send picture of dog on fire
>>609018482
It's a nigger!
>>609018550
Reroll
ello mistuh
>>609018482
Nignog
>>609018604
Reroll again
>>609017700
Weiner
>>609018665
Fake
>>609018696
Must send flaming dog
Jesus.
I know you're a chink and all. I guess I can get over that... You people are good at math after all. But how do you feel about niggers?
GIVE ME NUDES OR GIVE ME DEATH!
>>609018776
you could of had some free pussy but you had to ruin that
>>609018776
Bitch just send some tits then I'll decide.
One nude equals one date.
How bad do you want it?
>>609018311
Winrar no1
>>609018908
kek
Jet beams can melt steel fuels
>>609018639
that's so creepy
>>609018776
Learn to google
All I wanna know is if you will lick my taint?
>>609018906
this
ops too much of an autist
Do you not want to rustle my Jimmie bitch?
>>609018977
Faggot you are going to scare it off
>>609018977
Wiener wiener
>>609019021
seconded
>>609018397
>being realistic on one of these threads
Anon, you're drunk. Go home.
>>609018790
Reroll
I bet your dad ruined your pussy
>>609018776
Gtfo doesn't mean anything, but I would like nudes so that I have something to masturbate to tonight.
>>609018397
Rerooll
>>609019245
Reroll
>>609018639
Fuck you. I ain't sleeping now
>>609018977
Can jet beams really fuel steel?
>>609019021
Reroll Get!
>>609018977
Weiner
>>609019315
Reroll
>>609019269
>69
Reroll ftw
GTFO=Send me nudes, bitch. Lemme see them tittays
>>609019269
My 69 should win
Scratch that, can I eat your shit instead?
I think that you seem like a really nice person
>>609019456
God damn it just one off
>>609019475
rolll
>>609018397
Reroll
>>609019475
roll
OP needs to post more screenshots
>>609019449
Fair enough
Please send me nude pictures of yourself so I can pretend you're here with me tonight <3
>>609018790
Rollan
I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all out of analysis hampsters
>>609019769
Rerollan
>>609019627
Shit just got reaaal, OP
>>609019627
are u a frog
>>609019769
fag
>>609019831
Yes. Name is Pepe.
>>609019822
Winrar
I only date the hoes who send nudes ya weeaboo cunt
>>609019456
roll
>>609019456
rollroll
>>609019627
You don't want to make me a sad panda
you wouldn't like me if i was a sad panda
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like ponies
>>609019456
rollrollroll
>>609019456
rollrollrollroll
I want to take a cigarette and stuff it up your butt. Then push like you are going to poop so you get shit on it. Then ill slide it out of your butthole and smoke it. I'll mix the ashes with my dead grandmother's ashes and then pour them into your vagina hole. Then ill cum inside of you so it all mixes together. I'll take my hand and scoop all of it out, then mix it into a bowl of cereal which we will both eat. Then ill eat any dingleberries you have hanging off of your asshairs.
I like to see under the hood before i stick my key in if you know what I'm saying.
>>609019456
roll rollr oll
>>609019983
this please god
>>609019983
this
>>609019958
Rerolling
>>609019983
roll
>>609019983
rolling for this
God speed OP
>>609020020
re re rolling
>>609020055
mmmmmm
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS NAZI LOVING PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT, YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK LIKE A SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT, AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.
>>609020089
roll for this guy
>>609018776
I'm glad someone knows the fucking rules
unlike >>609009506
>>609020089
Rolling the shit out of this
>>609019983
rollan
Rollin mah /b/ niggz
>>609020089
ROLL
4chan was being stupid. Now where were we?
>>609020319
Is it really this easy to get nudes from girls?
>>609020319
Send her a picture of your dick and ask for pussy
>>609020319
Send your dick. Try to get more tits, they're not bad
>>609020319
Post better face pic
Chick has potential
>>609020594
Yes. Try it for yourself and post results.
>>609020319
Is it wrong I feel bad for this girl? Not because you're fucking with her, but because she's obviously dumb, lonely, and looks like a creep so will probably remain lonely for quite a while.
>>609020319
send pic of some spotted dick or a horse cock or pic related
>>609020816
nah man its funny! Fuckin whore
>>609020319
now send me your moms tit pics
Send a pic of a micro penis
>>609020319
>are you sure you can handle this baby?
>>609020880
I don't feel like she's a whore though, just dumb and gullible enough to do anything you ask to make you like her... wait, I guess that's one definition of a whore. Nevermind.
>>609020319
Post the pic, pls
>>609021016
roll
>>609020816
It means you still have a shred of human decency. Don't worry, stick it out long enough and that part of you will die off like it has for the rest of us. Only then can you go full walrus.
>>609021134
Send her a picture of your dick you pussy.
>>609021016
Hey how'd you get my... uh.. nevermind.
>>609021182
do it
>>609020319
Yooo
she got some cute ass boobies dude
Send a dick, get some butt shots then another D, then some kitty, then u go smash it tmr
>>609021182
roll for this, fag
>>609021134
Send dick faggot
>>609021016
Roll
I actually think you're a sweet girl and would love to date you. I'll tke you out on a movie date this weekend
>>609021134
Send pussy pls
>>609021134
Rolling
>>609021182
reroll
>>609021311
win
>>609021182
Fucking do it fggt
>>609016810
>>609021311
Dubs get subs.
Do it faggit.
>nice rack
>quick smash
What do you got to lose?
>>609021266
Winrar
>>609021134
unless you answer my riddles you'll get no dick tonight
>>609019983
rollin
Nice tits. I'm starting to rethink the shame I would feel for being seen with you in public.
>>609021266
this was first winrar faggots
which in turn, is >>609021182 and >>609021311
essentially
Send pic with saying how you got her a necklace
All jokes aside post the tit pic
send me a pic of your asshole, please
>>609021373
rollin
>>609020089
row
Need something to get hard to. Send pussssseehhh
>>609016810
only if i can poop in your mouth.
>>609021922
we havea winner
And I thought op wasn't a faggot today
>>609021922
winrar
>>609020089
roll for deepfried piss
>>609021958
reroll
What's the best way to get nudes from a girl online? How do you start the conversation to get them?
>>609022080
Rollin for Send sharpie in pooper
>>609021016
roll
>>609022030
That looks like the arch in St Louis
Your dick Looks like a miniature orca whale
>>609021719
Reroll
>>609022030
that curve
>>609022169
Rolan
>>609022030
full body pic or i fuck your dad tonight you hussy
>>609022135
You start with hey wink face
Show vag pics or else I'm killing myself
Not gonna post dub requests until she replies :p
>>609022135
Ay yo bitch, send dem nooz befo I slap yo azz.
>>609022030
Bro, you look like you got a dog dick.
>>609022255
Winrar
>>609018214
Cause that's how you speak english you complete fucktard
>>609022030
Your dick looks sad. :(
Send a dick pic to her
Also say
Put a shoe on your head and let's see you fully naked
>>609021719
Roll
>>609022351
Lol hes a dumb fuck. # SHarpie in Pooper
>>609020319
you should upload that pic
Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
>>609022597
Seconded
>>609022477
Winrar
>>609020319
ah sweet get moar, send dick pic as well
>>609022477
Lol do it faggot
>>609022713
turded
>>609020594
If they are swamp monsters, yes
>>609022477
Dubs deliver
>>609023024
not bad
>>609023024
could be worse
>>609022932
>>609022477
>See >>609022030
>Fags
>>609022030
source on dat dyck
>>609023241
>Also say
>Put a shoe on your head and let's see you fully naked
>>609022468
kek
>>609023024
>>609022477
Lol this
Also if dubs ask her to buy a strap on cause you like it in the pooper
>>609023175
>>609023024
I actually think they're kinda cute. Shitty quality pic and nipples a little large in comparison to breasts, but they're alright. I don't like giant tits anyway. The bigger they are the more they sag.
We can go to Olive Garden this weekend if you want. My Mom works there and can get us a hella big discount.
Afterwards would you be down to fuck me and a few of my friends. We could give you like $65 to fuck us or $35 if you just want to use your mouth.
>>609022267
Anyone want to get a nude from a girl that friend zoned me for me?
>>609020089
Roll
>>609023555
sure post her number
>>609023024
date her
>>609022477
>>609022932
Threaten to show her family your conversation unless she sends her entire body and face with a nice enthusiastic smile on her face
>>609022266
this came first. post
>>609022477
>>609022605
C'mon Silent Bob, these hoes don't know what they're missing.
>>609023555
Just send her OP's dick pic
>>609023735
Kek
>>609023555
Trips!
>>609023555
Quit being beta and demand the nudes. They deliver every time when you show them who's boss.
>>609023735
roll
>>609023735
by all things holy yes
>>609023688
It's kind of late right now so she' probably not up (it's almost 1 in the morning where I am). I'll be on this site tomorrow night. We can make it a thread out of it.
>>609023735
roll roll roll
>>609024140
Right now is best time for nudes
>>609024366
Winrar
>>609024366
winrar
>>609024366
winner winner chicken dinner
>>609024366
Dothatshit.jpg
>>609024140
Don't ask for something then puss out faggot. Post number if you want the tits, everyone will forget who the hell you are by tomorrow. Also, where on east coast are you?
>>609024140
You could always blame it on being drunk last night tomorrow
demand a pussy pic and deliver
i want to put my shoes on your asshole
>>609025203
reroll
This >>609024366
Not this >>609022255
>>609022477
>>609023555
>>609023688
>>609024761