>>608982792
Tell us all masonic secrets you know

>>608982792
why does my dad beat me

>>608982792
how do i become a mason?

>>608982792
Would you recommend becoming a Mason? If so, how?

>>608982792
why are you letting a pyramid scheme cuck you knowingly?

are you a mason?

>>608983920
bumby

>>608982792
If you're called Masons, why does your logo have a G in the middle?

Can you tie a bow

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What's the correct blend of spices needed for the dish Skinner mentions in The Simpsons?

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Explain this to me, OP

what is projected for the future?

the numbers, what do they mean ?

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>>608982792
Why do i ALWAYS see the mason symbols on people's cars. See them with rings too.
Seemly average, nothing special people, having these.
Is it really that easy for the commoner to join?
>I dont wanna join a club that would accept people like me.

>>608982792
masons have more class than to come to a shithole like /b/ to claim they're a mason because of lack of attention.

please, fuck off, you sad poser.

>>608982792
Can you fix my balcony?

What's your favorite Pokemon

What's with that one green potato chip?

In the Masonic edition of the bible there is a lot of attention paid to one particular building. What is it?

did you kill kurt cobain?

>>608982792
Qualifications
1. Membership in a Masonic Lodge is open to all men 21 years of age or older — regardless of race, color, or religion. Our membership requirements are very clear:

2. You must be of good character and reputation. ...

3. You must believe in a Supreme Being and the immortality of the soul.

I doubt you fit even 1 of these qualifications, OP

fuck off

>>608983531
No

>>608982792
what is the overall favorite skyrim character amongst you all

>>608982792
ITT some retard wannabe that breathes heavily and has no friends, who lives in a fantasy world yet he denies it to himself

>>608983920
It's easy! Just ask someone whom you know to be a Mason or contact the secretary of your local Masonic Lodge

Are you a wizard?

>>608984023
Yes I would. Masonic bodies give over 2 million dollars per DAY to charities

>>608984164
I am. Try me.

>>608984278
The G has a symbolic meaning, which you would need to be a true Mason to appreciate.

>>608984360
This, I've never seen nor encountered in my years as a Mason. I'm as stumped as you are

>>608985038
that's rude

all masons be like ask me anything

>refuses to tell anything interesting

you can't even answer anything concerning masonry if you have taken an oath of secrecy

>>608984406
Which numbers?

>>608985673
no, you just need to read books about masonry to learn it

>>608985455
see >>608984846
Hint: It's before the OT starts

>>608984490
Masonic square and compasses on the left, pentagram on the right (not a Masonic Symbol at all). However, in some jurisdictions, women are forbidden to be Masons, and therefore this would be clandestine

>>608984538
It's not as easy as you think. And we're supposed to be commoners, no one of import.

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

>>608984553
No. I am one. And it's not about class, it's about a bona fide question and answer session.

>>608984846
The Temple of King Solomon.

>>608987008
Took you long enough to look up the answer online. Liar.

>>608985000
I fit all of those.

>>608985049
Khajit

>>608986699
You said you were in Cuba, what happened in Cuba?

Does it matter what race/religion you have to join?

>>608985842
It's not all a bunch of secrets. There are limits to what I can tell, but everyone's always curious.

>>608984278
I believe it stands for "Grand Architect".

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>>608982792
Want sum fuk bb?

>>608982792
How do i join the mason's and take over the world?

Any benefits to being a Mason apart from meeting people?

>>608987450
No, only a belief in a Supreme Being, no matter what you call Him, and a belief in the immortality of the soul or the persistence of personality

is moot one of you?

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>>608982792
What's you're lodges number and what has been your hardest task so far?

>>608982792
Do you perform secret rituals in order to summon entities which are known in the lesser culture as aliens?

>>608987717
We have trouble planning barbecues much less taking over the world.

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>>608982792
>mfw my granddad was a really high ranking Mason but I don't believe in 'The Grand Architect' so I can't join.

>>608987757
From what I've seen (not OP here), self-improvement, a sense of belonging, and comfort in the knowledge that your good works are helping make the world a better place.

Also, you get to wear costumes.

>>608987517
Boy howdy

>>608987814
i.e, no atheists allowed.

>>608987228
troll

>>608987757
a society of Brothers, all coming together for a common goal

>>608987975
Worshipful Brother confirmed.

When are you and the Stonecutter's going to battle for world supremacy?

>>608987998
Fuck that shit. If it's not getting me closer to an AmEx Centurion Card I don't want it.

>>608987975
You're no mason your group sounds like the typically lets be edgy fags that do jack nothing

>>608987883
No, I've not witnessed that, and would walk right out if that was even suggested

>>608988354
How do I get
>>608988223

OP how old is your mother ? this is a serious legit question

>>608988055
Indeed, no atheists

>>608984406
lol underrated post

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>>608987488
The start with the things that aren't secrets,m8.

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>>608982792
Fuck you mason faggots I hope your weirdo lodges are burned down

>>608985455
How will you be tried?

>>608982792
What color is my cup?

>>608988548
She's 111, yours?

>>608989186
Looks like someone got blackballed. >_>

>>608984023
does that actually work? I want be apart of the masons, my ex girlfriends grand father was like a high ranking individual within the group and she told me apparently they "put you through a test" by beating you sensless before youre able to join.
What are your thoughts OP?

>>608989474
By the square. It is one of the principle tools of my profession

>>608987814
so you think it's a him but i can just think it's basically a potato chip or whatever i want

and i get to be immortal.

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>>608989543
Seriously Masons are fucking weirdos why would anyone want to be a dumb faggot with a gay ass mason bumber sticker?

>>608987975
Sounds more like Grotto than blue lodge.

>>608989532
u really think id post that on b...

>>608989637
I have no bruises, but indeed, you're tried many times before you're even allowed to be within a Lodge assembled.

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>>608982792
Lol, you know nothing, pawn.

>>608988354
What are those damn dogs barking at?

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>>608989637
Anyone who joins is a "master mason" within a month or two. It's actually pretty stupid and most people who enter eventually quit because they're a chiropractor and their wife is a christian that doesn't allow him to take part in things that are do not exclusively involve one single christian god

>>608989887
Ouch lol. No, we're not poor man Shriners.

>>608989708
Yep, brother here.
You in Scottish or York rite?

What the fuck is mason?

>>608985194
no. you must be invited in order to join it

>>608990172
Come on man, in Grotto we travel on the tears of our liver.

Hi. I work for the United Kingdom Conservative Party. Some of its high ranking party members strike me as Freemasons/Lizards. How do I become one of them?

>>608990386
Neither. Yet.

>>608990509
Not true.

Is the illuminati real?

>>608990509
Maybe 100 years ago, but it hasn't been that way in a long time. You can walk into almost any grand lodge office and ask for information. They're struggling for membership.

>>608990779
Dunno, I've not met one that I know of.

>>608990779
OHHHH BOY IS IT
AND YOU BETTER PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR THE DAY OF RECKONING WHEN THE FUCKING MASONS FUCK YOURE SHIT GOYIM SHITLORD

>>608984030
answer OP

>>608990647
I got a bum deal, I joined both and it seems that both are a bunch of old guys trying to push ritual, ritual, ritual. Where's the fun? Definitely not in my local Shrine, they are pushing Roadrunners or "volunteer" to work when the Shrine circus is in town.
At least the Grotto tries to do fun activities.

>>608990779
Yep, look at who is pulling Obummer's strings. Definitely not the masons, George Washington and the other founding Masonic fathers are spinning in their graves.

>>608987997
is your name andrew

>adults in clubs

literally kill yourselves you freedom hating sheepish statist shills

>>608982792
So youre a mason.
How old are you?
When did you become a mason?
How long have you been apart of them?
What activities do you even DO in a masonic lodge?

Name the most famous Freemasons in the UK. Tony Blair has to be a Grand Wizard surely.

>>608982792
Are you a lawyer? Perry Mason?

lol fuck this shit, no time for mason faggotry.
got football matches starting tomorrow, much more enjoyable than a bunch of faggots in a circus

>>608991975
32. 8 years ago. In Lodge we talk mostly business, as in fundraisers for charity, prayers for our sick and distressed, etc.

>>608992145
No.

>>608982792
So, they allow faggots then?

what does god look like

>>608991185
I only know 1 guy in the Grotto and I never really get to talk to him about what they do.

I want in

>>608982792
What night is circle jerk night?

>>608993011
You should, granted they have been degraded and refered to as the poor mans Shrine, but most of the social hierarchy in my local shrine is full of rich upstarts, old guys with money, or guys that's all about helping out with the hospitals. No activities for middle class guys like myself, that's why I joined Grotto.

>>608992734
It sounds like a good organization, but whats with all the secrecy? you guys act like you do cult things, if that makes sense

Do you believe in the Illuminati. Also, who done 9/11?

>>608994077
JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123

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>>608982792
Fagottory

>>608994022
There's a difference between secrecy and keeping things private. I don't think Masons are out to be a super secret cult; their buildings have logos on them, they had parades for crying out loud. But what they do behind closed doors is their business.

>>608994022
We have secrets for reasons. At first I was very skeptical about what was happening in a Lodge but decided to join because my dad was one and I was like why not. The secrets are there because if the whole world knew, they would lose their true meaning, and only as a Mason you can experience what they mean.

>>608994645
Well said

>>608986436
you are not a freemason that is clearly the buckle of a nurse from the royal free hospital

>>608990088
bullshit being a christian is not a requirement

>>608984030
>>608991170
The whole world is a pyramid scheme
Basically managers above you and so forth , the people below are what keeps the whole thing going.

I'm not op but I have to voice my dissatisfaction on the whole fake world we live in. Even if I suggest people to get back to some reality not based in illusion or delusion I get flamed by people so I just keep my observations to my self.

>>608990496
someone that works on stone shaping

>>608989922
Super dubs
winrar

>>608990509
never has been true

>>608985000
This was my problem.

I was asked to join a lodge, and they were hoping I would become a member... And I did like the idea, but I don't believe in a supreme being or the immortality of the "soul" - so I just couldn't go through with it.

>>608994022
because they couldnt charge you membership fees else

>>608995598
Who said anything about being a christian, you just have to believe in God, I know Jewish, and Muslim Masons

>>608995968
You shouldn't have ever been asked. Masons should never recruit, men should ask of their own accord.

>>608995598
No one said Christian. Just a belief in a Supreme Being.

seriously why not a join a golf club instead? its
-cheaper
-you make better connecitons
-you dont have to do any gay quasi-religious rituals
-you dont have to spend your life running around after people that have been in slightly longer than you
-golf clubs have bars and can actually organise a piss up
-you get exercise and a nice game of golf

>>608996921
But do you get to wear a tux?
>Checkmate

>>608996455
>>608996712
the comment i responded to DID...sigh

How old is your grandmother?

>>608997035
golf & country clubs have evening dances all the time lol

and you can actually meet single women there

>>608996921
I doubt it's cheaper.
The connections don't have the same bonds of fraternity that Masonry has.
the rituals are rich in symbolic meaning, helping one become a better man.
I run after no one, I'm my own person.
we don't need a bar to make ourselves better.
golf is nice!

>>608997267
see previous posts

>>608997676
This thread sucks you don't answer questions you don't want to answer
How old is your grand mother ?

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do i need to bring my own robes?

>>608997676
ok you seem to be a better man - i'll ask you this - if there is a path to salvation, why can't that be shared with everyone?

>>608982792
What's gonna happen in Sept

have you performed dark magic

>>608998338
(Not the OP).
Not everyone can be saved. Not everyone WANTS to be saved. That's why one of the first steps to becoming a Mason, is to ask.

>>608985000
trips are for traps. its not open to all races. Blacks aren't allowed in the masons. They have their own chapter, the Prince Hall lodge.

>>608982792
Will I become a zombie?

>>608998571
and mortal men choose who can and cant enter - i dont see that as right and proper

>>608998571
good point, but if everyone were a mason would that make it less special? And that means everyone is apart of the so called "business" which means there will be no secrecy?

>>608982792
why do yous feel its necessary to brain wash our planet a rob us blind

I am going to become a mason just to infiltrate them.
I will let out all their secrets.

>>608998881
Which is widely recognized by international grand lodges. My father led that charge. Lodges that don't recognize Prince Hall are considered embarrassing.

I'm a Martin of a Royal & Select...

>>608982792
Is Australia's wonderland really too much fun to have in one day?

>>608999331
report back with pix, nigga

So basically for /b's edification
When a mason is asked for their grandmother or mothers age they have to tel the person asking their lodge number

Is cracker didn't want to give up his lodge number for fear of dox ,, think he said 111

Bulshit mason fag

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>>608999331
You're a little late to the party.

>>608999416
Doesn't exist anymore

>>608982792
are you really a mason?

>>608985833
You lie. Even I, a non mason, have seen that kind of temple

>>608999547
http://www.grandlodgeofvirginia.org/lodges/111/

??????????????

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>>608999733
in the hearts an minds of many molested abo kids it does :)

>>608999852
i dont believe so. i think he is in some pseudo-org

Hes a mason. Not a FREEmason. Theres a difference. The freemasons are illuminati. Masons are just decoys.

>>609000078
Do you mean a concordant body? You need to be a third degree mason to enter most of them.

>>608982792
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

Mason, what do the numbers mean, Mason...

Mahabone mother fuckers ...

>>608982792
ive noticed yous use star symbols/ okay sign with hand/ eye n pyramid and a lot more, also pushing some sort of gay agenda in movies/tv shows to program the masses i really really hate you guys n cant wait till you meet your end
fuck you

>>609000337
not F&A i reckon.

>>609000033
Your superiors will be contacted,
Tubuaalcain

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>>609000033
QUADUBS!

>>608982792
Your a mason just not free

>>608982792
How can I join ? Serious question

>>608984360
i remember those types of temples. its been awhile. we moved away from that gaudiness back in the 80's. Fuck, i remember when that came into fashon the first time back in the 90's

>>609000548
hes a pussy ass fake-mason

fuckboy ass nigga ain't got no secrets bout numbers for yaboys on /b/
Fuckboy

>>609000819
go and ask

>>609000061
ahh so thats why it closed down

>>609000761
Yup what I stated above. Hes a decoy.

>>609000898
Murgon to much fun to have in 1 day

>>608987997
Dude, atheists can join you dumbass

>>609000999
fucking trips

>>609000819
go to a lodge and suck a Grand Poobah's balls .

>>609001334
Atheists believe in a supreme being

>>609000889
Where are they? It's note like they have their own website...

>>609001334
This information runs counter to what I've read and been told. You have to believe in a supreme being. Whatever name you give it, god, allah, martin, it has to be some benevolent, monotheistic, consciousness.
By definition, atheists don't. And because of that, they can't become Masons.
Well, they could lie. Nothing stops an atheist from lying. But that seems to miss the point.

>>609001592
It's the fucking Shriners numbnutz .

>>609001592
>http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/grandlodge.html
Google is your friend.

>>609001592
they are in the phonebook lol most lodges rent out their rooms for functions

>>609001736
Morality can stop athiests from lying

>>609001334
in France they can, the Grand Orient i believe. but most do not take athiests

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This is about it .

>>608982792
Do you have a book called the lesser key of solomon?

Op is gone
Somone dox'd him so he left to go flogg himself
Lodge 111 Loll'd

Loser