"gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette."

I wouldn't

>>608912501
what if i choose a world where i can revive them?

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>>608913242
I'd press that button so hard.

>>608912501
That depends... do I get to choose the person?

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What kind of faggot wouldn't press it.

>>608913834
i wouldnt press it if the porn thing wasnt there

>>608913834
>google

>>608914010
That's basically what I was thinking

>>608914219
I do hate niggers... but I also hate to work...

>>608913834
>implying my brain does not already watch pron all 10min

>>608913405
I'd press it.

They would be broke within a week.

>>608914350
It says any job you WANT, dumbass.

>>608914010
Porn video......so get ready for your gay scat gangbangs every 10 mins...it didnt specify what you can control and watch or if its straight

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faggotry but nice question

>>608915093
>nobody will ever invent a form of communication that doesn't require talking!

>>608912501
would
>>608913242
would (that's already normal)
>>608913405
would
>>608913834
would
>>608914219
I dont even know what the fuck he's trying to say, so would not
>>608914676
would
>>608914971
would not
>>608915056
would not
>>608915093
would instantaneously, I barely talk, and I hate it when people talk to me, just dont fucking bother me, I could live in isolation for free for eternity!

>>608915523
free immortality isn't easy to come by.

>>608913834
My school life would be ruined, would not press

>>608914219
Not worth it, would not press

>>608914676
Straight upgrade from normal life, would press.

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>>608915523
> Become God
> God can't do anything.
How does this work?

>>608915947
like real god?

>>608915093
would because I could die this instant

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>>608915947
that gif made me want to throw up.

>>608916151
He does not extist!

>edgy, edgy, edgy!

>>608916151
*tips fedora*
>ma' lady

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Okay, here's one I made for you guys.

>>608916537
good thing there's merch

>>608917057
Okay.
What's the downside?

>>608912956
this guy gets it. but what do you do when the fantasy world is a lie?

>>608918128
I dunno, I'd like it, but a lot of people would want a vacant stomach. I'm surprised the thought of this happening isn't getting me hard in fact.

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Would you?

>>608914219
This is definitely written by some SJW also the grammer is shit.

>>608913405
would press the button, self gain overrides hatred.
>>608913834
Easy, press it and deal with the 'downside'
>>608916537
there's this new thing called product placement and sponsoring without ads.
>>608918649
I can even the minds.

>>608918649
> You can the minds of other people
You can what the minds of other people?

>>608918649
Fuck off with that button. I'd be put to jail in less than an hour. Whoever touches that button is a retard.

>>608912501
I rate the dilemmas good or bad based off whether or not they make me think. Anyone else?

>>608919018
>yea so i think GAS THE JEWS ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE SIEG HEIL fuck

>>608912501
Press it go to DragonBall universe wish loved one back with dragonballs

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well?

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>>608918823
You miss the point, can the minds of others

>>608919582
Nothing that extreme, but having to tell people exactly what's on my mind at all given times would be the worst curse imaginable. Really don't think I could function like that.

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This is easy

>>608920019
Going to school and having to "work" with them i probably won't last long...
And holy fuck all those confessions

>>608920054
Press that shit hard! Necrophilia is still cool.

>>608920289
Best one so far. I need some time to think...

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Who keeps thinking of these easy ones?

>>608920289
PRESS IT

>>608912501
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...

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>>608920289
Fuck man, I dunno.

>>608920652
If I get to choose it, yes

>>608920289
fuck no, tumblr feminist dont anything but post on tumblr anyway

>>608920652
Is it just ONE person? For 1K a day? I think I would if it's just one person. Regardless of who it was.

lmao fobaz hello

>>608920652
Sure, being able to pick makes the deal even sweeter.

>>608921111
sounds amazing, fuck ya
do it for the quads

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>>608921111
Press, also, nice quads.

>>608912501
would

>>608913405
wouldn't

>>608913834
would (although do i have to watch the full vid, cos like, watching an hour long porn vid during a lecture would be annoying)

>>608914219
wouldn't, there are jobs that will hire me anyway (I am doing a MChem degree)

>>608914676
wouldn't

>>608915056
would as long as they aren't feminazis

>>608915093
wouldn't, I'd hate to see everyone i know and care about die

>>608915523
wouldn't

>>608916537
wouldn't

>>608917057
wouldn't because why would anyone want to be a loli?

>>608918649
wouldn't

>>608919744
wouldn't

>>608920289
would because it'd be funny as fuck

>>608920652
would so hard.

Wow, a lot of these would be a lot easier if I didn't have kids.

gogogo!

>>608920977
They've gotten a few people in trouble and at least 2 guys fired. I wouldn't say nothing.

>>608921111
I actually would hitman part, wouldn't want anything and everything I wanted for the rest of my life though. That's how people get fucked in the head.

>>608921111
I would press that button repeatedly until it broke.

Then i would press it some more.

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>>608921366
> You'd put autistic horse fuckers in a position of power
You and me should have a talk.

>>608920977
were you not here for the whole SJW thing on 4chan a few months ago?
with moot being their little bitch and whatnot
they can do a surprising amount

>>608921492
2 guys? damn, such evil that must be taken seriously.

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I wish i knew if physically or mentally cause if mentally i'd give 0 fucks

>>608921764
That I know of. Something about dongle jokes. Look it up.

>>608921613
dude, can you not see how hilarious it would be?
also, not all bronies are horse fuckers or are autistic. my sister and brother-in-law both watch mlp and aren't either

>>608921784
In that case it's not without consequences you fucking jew!

>>608920932
Are you fuckin' serious? I'd press it twice to teleport 200 yards and be 160% weaker than I am.

>>608913834
Would love to press
Would press if the google thing wasnt there too

>>608921962
would, stay in the shadows my friend

>>608921843
tumblr is just annoying dude, ugly fat unemployed women with nothing better to do.
how about you get a job instead of inventing new genders and complain about how you got ptsd from watching a sexist dora commercial.

>>608921962
instant press.

captcha: sfuro

>>608921912
autism is inherited right?

>>608921962
wouldn't

>>608921962
This makes no sense. Stealing money acquires no money?

No. You can't do bad things for no rewards.

>>608922258
even if it was (which is isn't) why would that have any implications

>>608921912
Well either way still, a president or governor or court judge having a fandom and being open about it is just....I dunno, man.

>>608920289
>implying erazing womynkind from existance and memory isn't worth empowering bronies
>implying politics have yet to hit rock bottom
just convert the rare politician who is worth having in the white house, the houses of parliament, the reichstag, etc. to being a ponyfag if you think the horsefuckers will get into power

>>608922103
Yeah pretty much. At least /b/ fucks people's lives for board cred and laughs.

>>608922561
Plenty of time.

>>608922561
would, 3 minutes sex with olivia wilde is still better than no sex with olivia wilde.

>>608922561
Yes, especially if I can also choose to have others fuck me as well.

>>608921111
What sane person wouldn't press this?

>>608922561
3 minutes is all I need

>>608922561
PRESSAN

Cause 3 minutes is all you need!

>>608922572
tbh, it's irrelevant, do you know what every hobby of every leader of your country is? i doubt it.

>>608922561
you could just have sex with them repeatedly for 3 mins at a time

>>608922812
FUCK no.

>>608922812
nope

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>>608915056
File name

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>>608922561
lol who has sex longer than 30 seconds