im gay

>>608877267
I love you

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>>608877267
nice

"i dream of fucking my sister"

>>608877267
I feel tingly in my balls

I regularly have sex with my sister and mom, mostly at the same time

your my sister lol

>>608877566
Win

I was working in the lab, late I one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight...

ive converted to islam

>>608877773
4 away from quints...

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>>608877773
Jeez....nice quads but but the dubs have spoken.

So me and my sister were wondering if you would like to join us sometime

fancy a shag?

They both take turns licking my asshole

You wanna go out sometime?

>>608878379
Mike, is that you?

I mean it. However, i texted you not to confess, but to offer you having a foursome with you and us three, if you dont like this idea just send me a pic of your boobs and i will never ever text you again.

Peter Scully is my dad

Maybe you could come join in and get used to your soon to be Mother and Sister in law?

>>608878787
R0ll

But im horny as fuck

What would you think if I told you that I jerk off furiously thinking of you?

>>608878755
winrar

sometimes i take your shit from the toilet bowl and make cake so that i can eat it while jacking of to pictures of you.

>>608879011
Winrar

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>>608878755

can i fuck your cat?

My rape den errr Den

>>608879382
mY place

The park, a restaurant, my basement. You name it.

>>608877267
To your mom's cunt you fucking peace of shit. Go fuck yourself fucking retarded peace of shit I hope you get cancer and ebola then a train hits you but you survive, and then you are found by ISIS, they rape you and then they chop off your head.

>>608879491
7zip

will you lick my chicken tendies pretty please? my mommy always did that for me but now she disowned me and i need to lick them myself

First show me your boobs? ;)

>>608879546
roll

>>608879382
Back ally anal

>>608879382
me cum mouth you

Let's take a walk and tip over old people passing us by.

>>608879629
roll

>>608879382
taco bell

>>608879546
roll for this

i am actually black

Send me nudes

>>608879666
Satanic winrar

>>608879666
welp

>>608879546
check em

Show me your boobies

>>608879587
roll

Bend over and show me your clit? ;)

>>608879735
7zip

How does a nice long rape sound to you?

Send me some naughty pictures? ;)

Your moms place anal

Want to exchange nudes im horny.

Wanna go fuck yourself

To the parking lot behind home depot where i can have lots of sex with u in the back of my moms mini van

I want to take you out to Bennigan's but only if you show me your tits

>>608879888
Nice

You're a stupid bitch, and I hope you die in a fire made of aids... j/k I love your face ;)

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u want rare fefes or pepes for sex?

>>608879888
checked dude

>>608879546
roll

We could go to a movie or something?

Love me like i do

OP is a faggot

What is your favorite inanimate object to have sex with?

>>608879546
Roll

To pound town of course

>>608880166
winrar

Make me a sandwich

I dunno, a nice dinner, maybe just my place?

in your cunt

>>608879382
Realize he can get laid. Dont deliver

>>608879382
why not the cinema?

>>608878762
>tfw mike

do yo like tacos with period blood? cause i would fancy some, from your snatch

>>608880166
Winrar, and a good one

Feminisic cuntbiscuit

Am I Mike Tyson?

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>>608879666
Satanic win is a win thus:
>>608879629

OP please deliver you fgt

Give me your rare pepes

Rare pepes now

>>608880347
I mean he's a faggot yeah, but fair enough

It doesn't really matter where we go, as long as you call me a faggot when we get there. Feels good.

Why haven't we had sex yet

This is fucking fake who fucking replies to some weirdo at 6AM?

>>608880562
i experiment

>>608880562
You're damn right I am, now get over to my place so I can show you ;)

>>608880562
what's your opinion on me

>>608880774
reroll

Haha, just kidding. How about I pick you up later tonight? Got a little suprise for you ;)

BB, I just want you to shove a fork up my ass and squeeze my balls while I fist you aggressively. My lustful dreams keep me awake at night, as they have done for years. Years and years, yearning for you. And your fork.

>>608877267
How about you send me a pic of your tits

>>608880562
do i have a chance here?

>>608880724
rollllll

>>608880774
roll

>>608880835
Reroll

I like it dirty....Nigger dirty ;-)

>>608880825
This

>>608880900
Winrar

>>608880900
winrar

your ass reminds me of warm firm pillows

>>608880925
rerool

but will you do back ally anal?

We'll take things slow... Because im kinda big

>>608880966
>>608880900
damn, which is it

>>608880900
win

>>608881000
trips, pls OP

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

scorpin

BB, I just want you to shove a fork up my ass and squeeze my balls while I fist you aggressively. My lustful dreams keep me awake at night, as they have done for years. Years and years, yearning for you. And your fork.

>>608881031
OP said first winrar is true winrar

>>608881031
Mine was first. Dub 00

>>608881087
no censorship

>>608881100
First this one. This is poetic at same time as sexy and weird

>>608881100
stop posting this cancer. fuck you

Fucking yes

Trips for nothing. Shiiit

>>608880912
Rollando

dammit OP hurry up

>>608880912
roll

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>>608880900

>>608877267
I fucked my mom

>>608877470
Seattle eh?

>>608877470
Asshole

we already have a winrar, stop rolling faggots

>>608877470
Cunt

>>608881710
Shut tha fuck up faggot

What is 4chan?

>>608881641
For fucks sake, fucking white knights

I want you inside of me!

>>608880562
>inb4 hurr derr this is fake i'm texting myself to "trell" you guys git rekt
just stop now boys pics with time stamp or gtfo m8

>>608881802
This

Sorry, my friends got my phone. I'm actually already dating a nice young African man.

>>608881802
This>>608881861

>>608881802
This or death

Fuck 4chan these days, all good threads get kill with faggot white nights, cancer rolls or traps

>>608877470
Damn white knights. Ruin something funny.

>>608881802
Rollin

how did this bird deduce such a thing

>>608882097

This or kill

>>608882354
this or sex

Love how the phone number is shown in the first pic.

Time for da dic pix

>>608881802
roll

>>608882654
Roll

>>608882654
Roll again

I want to give you an enema, and let your poo flow over my little cock and after that fist you anal with my threefingered cripplehand

>>608884000
hahahaha this chick

>>608884000
Ha, I gave myself trips.

>>608884000
BUSTED

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>>608884000
>dem trips
>dat chick

This is magic, cherish this girl OP you can't do better.

>>608884482
She has one hell of a sense of humor. Thats why I like her.
And my trips might mean something.

>>608884811
just date her she is cool.

>>608884000
she posted the anons numbers fucking brilliant girl

>>608884811
>dubs

Fucking seal the deal OP transcend into legend where you will be posted in best of /b/ threads

>>608885139
This has the potential to be a thread legends are made of

>>608885455
>dubs again

09/04/2015 the day OP got laid, nevar forgot

>>608884917
We hang out all the time and she does seem into me. Might as well.
I next see her tonight. Good enough time as any to ask her out.

>>608884811
dont be a FAGGOT OP just date her she is cool. Fucking seal the deal OP transcend into legend where you will be posted in best of /b/ threads

>>608885673
This is a fucking sign from the gods of /b/

>>608885683
Do et and strike a blow to the white knight faggots.

Best of /b/ 2015

>>608877470
FUCK U U SPASTIC CUNT I HOPE U SUFFER A MILD MISFORTUNE FOR THIS

>>608885683
come on OP ask her out, and show us the reply.

>>608884000
Spam these fucking numbers

>>608886078
>>608885683
Do it OP

>>608885683
is she hot?

Hey listen....Want to be my girlfriend?

>>608886678
raul

>>608886777
Fucking winrar! Do it now OP
Tell her the people of 4chan want you to get it on

>>608886777
Bloody winrar, now deliver OP

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>>608885139
>>608885455
>>608885673
>>608885820
>>608886972

>>608884000
top kek

>>608886777
WINRAR, go for it OP

>>608887324
Stop taking rolls and be a normal fucking person OP, just seal the deal and show us the results

>>608886777
Do it OP, she seems pretty cool

>>608886777
>>608886678
Too soon but trips have spoken.....one moment as I do it.

>>608887324
she is a keeper nigga stop typing what /b/ros say and just post your progress

>>608887805
>>608887583
This

>>608887324
This is getting good, come on OP there is no way you can fuck this up now.

don't let this thread 404

>>608887324
She has probably seen this already, so you have nothing to lose OP

Will you marry me?

>>608889888
and another trips, almost fucking 7 fucking 8's in a row

>>608889888
OP is getting laid

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>>608889888
Well...I got OP laid.

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>>608889888
>fucking trips again
This is it, goodbye OP when you're fucking her remember this thread and the autists that helped you

God speed OP, God Speed

>>608889888
Congrats for trips and getting laid, OP

>>608889888
I m proud of you OP. Please dont fail with her I want to have hope that at least other people can be happy with their lives.

Somebody cap this and make into a beautiful story.

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>>608889888
Multiple trips have spoken.
Seems it all has backfired on the white knights.

Op is getting laid

The day /b/ actually got someone laid

Wtf is this shit /b/ has gone downhill

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>mfw these autistic cunts actually believe OP is talking to a grill
>this was a trap from the get go to bait white knight cunts so the rest of us sick degenerates have something to do today

Bravo OP

>>608890587
Now tell her it was a joke

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>>608890587
this is very heartwarming, I enjoy these feels that im feeling right now in my feels cage

"Sharpie in pooper"

Hope this is true
Want tits with timestamp

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Good luck, OP. Enjoy getting your dick wet!

Well done OP, you magnificent /b/astard you.

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>>608890587
Got you laid, cunt.

Ask for tits

SHARPIE IN POOPER

Never forget us OP

SHARPIE IN POOPER!

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!

>>608890587
Thankyou /b/ for my new girlfriend.

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!

>Stupid captcha took forever
Will you marry me?

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!

jesus christ how hard is it to get dubs...

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!

lol.

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!

omg

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!

gtfo

>>608891341
this

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!!

apparently i should not gamble any time soon

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well done op

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!!

jesus christ all don't pass line for this guy

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!!!

omfg

>>608890888
Checked

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

0/12

SHARPIE IN POOPAH

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>608890587
>>608891297
I'll always remember /b/ for what /b/ has done for me.
I'm done taking requests now.

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>>608890587
It happened.... It finally happened... /b/ go t someone a gf

>>608891872
Poop in sharpie

>>608890587
This brings a tear to my eye.
Way to transcend my friend.

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0/14

only a 22.8% chance of this happening. binomial probability theorem bitches.

Prove this is real faggot.

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now i just want to see how many attempts it will actually take