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Ask a "confidential informant" who just evaded assassination
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Ask a "confidential informant" who just evaded assassination anything.
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All good in the hood?
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who were you evading?
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you mean you a snitch?
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Pussying out of suicide is not evading assassination
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>>608854026
What is your CI no.?
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Check em
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>>608854211
Eh. They'll get me eventually.

>>608854238
Eastern Yuroop mafia

>>608854313
I'm a snitch.
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Do you wear a fedora?
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>>608854026
ey tony, ywana hot doyg?
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Where do you live?
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>>608854026

I remember the first time I watched "The Departed"
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Would somebody be willing to give me a few bucks for gas for my car so I can get to work??

I'll love anyone who gives me a few bucks.

Paypal: [email protected]
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What kind of Intel?
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>>608854504

post a gay prostitute add on craigslist you useless faggot
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>>608854026
fuck off...

tell me more...
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>>608854545
What do you want to know?
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>>608854439
how much did you make
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What's your exact current address?
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>>608854629
How did they try to kill you?
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>>608854629
Think they're monitoring your computer? IP address?
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>>608854026
Why did you snitch?
What was the nature of the crime you snitched on?
What's witness protection like?
What's your soft penis length?
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>>608854629
How did you evade kill?
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>>608854026

>nike track suit
>confirmed slav
>escaped Kremlin assassins
>posts on /b/.
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>>608854652
all in all ~$45,000

>>608854706
911 Sudoku Blvd

>>608854743
Ambush/guns leaving a house
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>>608854629
>this fucking jackass on b
>forget this asshole, let's go do wodka shots out of bear anus.
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>>608854941
You better call saul
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>>608854941

does the russian mob actually fix fucking esports games
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>>608855020
Top fucking kek
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>>608855020
I'm a lawyer.
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>>608855020
lel
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You rat fuck. May your day come soon.
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Sometimes you gotta be selfish
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>>608855382

did you pass the bar or go inside and drink potato piss?
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>>608855558
If I sue correctly, I could get over half a million
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>>608854026
I remember when I used to make up fantasies. Then I had my 6th birthday and kinda grew out of it
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>>608854026
Okay so either you're bullshitting, witness protection is complete shit where you're from, or there's a rat in your organization.
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>>608855558
dem quads
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>>608855853
Don't work like that
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>>608855853
not quads...
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>>608856111
dem trips tho
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>>608856111
how exactly did you avoid the assassination
were they just terrible shots?
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>>608856319
I fired back, this isn't amateur hour...
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>>608854941
how did they know you snitched?
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>>608854941
you opened your mouth for 45k? haha you're either a certified fuckboy or the guys you snitched on are smalltimers
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>>608856543
They tried to kill me, that's the proof I need.
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>>608854439
Buy me a steam game before they get you pls
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>>608854802
this
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>>608856921
Sorry bud, I need the dollars.
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>>608856777
enjoy your money you rat just make sure you get enough to make the hide and seek life worth it. p.s you wont sleep a peaceful night for the rest of your likely short life
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>>608857120
why are you bothering to hide your face.. like the mob doesn't already know who you are.
What are we going to do about it?
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>>608854026
how do you get into snitching? I would be good at it.
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So vodka shots then...
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>>608857248
if this post is trips OP dies tonight.
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>>608857248
>>608857328
rollin
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>>608857286
Give a toast to my name, I may drink to it.
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show us your slav dick
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goodnight space cowboy
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>>608857612
bumpy roll
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>>608854026
When did you stop sucking nigger dick?
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>>608857798
you have the hands of a 14 year old
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>>608858020
I want you on the jury.
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>>608858175
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>>608858020
>>608858175
A chubby 14 year old
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>>608854026
Скажи мне КОДЫ !!!
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>>608858175
Who you fooling, instant message is the only time you aim that faggot
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You know what they say, snitches get bitches
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>>608858863
What
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>>608858945
Enjoying this part.
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>>608859528
You heard me
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>>608858904
That's almost an obsolete reference.
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what is happening
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>>608859931
You are so fucked.
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>>608859931
Nice tats.
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>>608859931
Мы стремимся нуждающихся коды, товарищ, потому что причин
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>>608860124
Hello Russianfriend.
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>>608860286
> подразумевая
Nope just dual citizenship
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>>608860124
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>>608860409
I'm on opiates.
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>>608860584
Mmm
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OP is Snowden.
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>>608858175
hire some protection. get the fuck out with you r 45k, nigger
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>>608860877
GTFO
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>>608860877
Hello newfriend.
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