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Hello, boys!

chch here. someone come smd

>>608845561
Hey nightwalker.

Put another shrimp on the barby

>>608845873
Yo.

Just went for a little stroll and might go for another one soon.

>tfw wthe weather is getting cooler so it's walking season

Checkin in from Nelson M9's

>>608846477
>walking season

Sounds ominous when you say it.

Checks from akl. Let's gets some noodz in here bois

>>608846800
>Walking Season coming to a town near you near you.

>>608847233
word weas da nudes at gaiiz

>>608847605
No nudes here bro.

>>608848536
gutted

Why are ID's even gone?

Why do these threads even exist?

>>608849087
Well you see there was this dutchman called Abel Tasman, but to make a long story short I felt like it.

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Ayy Lmao

Sheep fuckers

>>608849087
fuck off we're full

>>608849830
busy eh?

>>608849087
Weed hook ups.

>Tauranga?

>>608849463
Pass yet?

>>608849789
I feel the same about this insult as I do about black people calling me a cracka

I just want something new. I get called racist for throwing around stereotypes and racist terms but the truth is Id be just the same with white people if there was an insult that wasnt tired and boring.

>>608850204
Nah but I still continue to not be your posh boy.

Got curry to add to my collection of food tho.

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This is my fetish

>>608850375
Yeah me too. I was the one who got her to do that. Can't remember what I said but she didn't like it.

>>608850375
What, rude gestures, women or booty?

>>608850501
Yeah I remember that happening, I dunno what it was either but hey you got us more n00dz so I'm okay with this

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>>608850333
T-that's why I didn't ask:

>pass yet posh boy

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Kim Yuna is dating again...

and it's not me :/

it's her ex

fuck

Hamilton. Who wants to get high?

>>608850893
Hi IDbro or other guy who posts asians

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>>608850673
Wait I remember, she posted this pic, and I said "I want to be your toilet paper."

>>608850991
To be fair so do I

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>>608850769
I swear each day I have less of these cats to post.

>>608850501
That pic is old just used it again yesterday so not really you who got her to do that

>>608849944
sucking dick is a fulltime job bb

yeah nah

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>>608848875
so we can truly post

>>608849087
two words... kpop

>>608850946
yo~

>>608851043
Do you even exif bro

>>608851043
Ah well, fictions and falsehoods as they say.

I wonder, has there ever been an NZ thread where something other than drugs/nudes is discussed?

>>608849463
is this actually going to happen ? fuck off, half the population doesnt even know maori

>>608851512
I think the weather was mentioned in passing? And we did the cricket for a while

>>608851419
She posted a timestamp though

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>>608851512
we talk kpop here most of the time

Reporting In. Why the fuck is it so hot in Auckland I'm ready for the cold

Winter time is comfy time.

>>608851671
bruh

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Check from hamilton

>>608851512
Because a country contains a broad variety of people, and the only universals are that we like to get off and get fucked up.

>>608851791
As is human nature

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>>608851671
i love yoona

>>608851638
Their former flatmate here. They take heaps of photos in the same room. Post some new and some old. timestamp don't mean every photo is new you fucking pillock

Waitakere, Auckland

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>>608851748
yo

fucking oath, fell asleep at like 5 cause it was so hot

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>>608851035
>I think of you when I post them/see them

>>608851783
>white takes the front, black takes the back.

Rosa Parks is spinning in her grave.

Anyone know this girl? Apparently from Chch

youporn.com/watch/11191013/new-zealand-hottie-emily-erickson-puts-on-a-show/

>>608851573
I hope to god it doesnt happen. I just post it because theres a couple people that know me by it and I enjoy their conversations.

The only flag Im ok with is the one we have.
>>608851512
We discuss flags and The Rt Honourable Winston Peters.

>>608851879
Mate where in the wacky Waitaky?

>>608851512
We used to have big discussions in here all the time.

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>>608845363
Wellington Upperhutt wew

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>>608851925
Remember me 5eva.

>>608851783
Is there anymore of this video? For scientific purposes of course.

>>608851914
I'm ready to get wrapped up in blankets and watch chinese cartoons while drunk, but the weatherman won't allow it.

Enjoying the break?

>>608852010
Waiatarua bro, you out these ways?

I have hydro O's in wellington.

Will be available next week

350 each, delivered to your door

>>608851876
Flatmate here, said pic was new but you are correct, we have taken one similar

>>608851280
Fuck of you chink lover

Anyone going to the blues game tomorrow?

>>608852344
Why? They're so fucking shit it's not even funny anymore

>>608852492
Some people support their team even in loss.

Ive been going to every Hurricanes home game for the past 10 years no matter how shit they play.

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>>608852087
Think of you all the time bb

>>608852344
>put some guys in red shirts
>put some guys in blue shirts
>make the do a pointless task
>blue did it better
>yay we like blue let's get drunk

Sports.

>>608852107
that one news weather man is the best

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>>608852107
lovin' the break

back to karaoke nights and bar

are you going to Japan day on Sunday?

>>608852629
Fair. I have loved my Chiefs through thick and thin. The Donald years were the worst

>>608852658
He looks like an undertaker if you ask me.

>>608852492
Got tickets for $10. I don't really watch rugby so I don't care if they suck. Just going for the atmosphere

>>608851876
>Former flatmate here
lol suuuuure buddy, I bet you fucked her too and watched them do shit together and have tea with the pm
saying you know them doesn't prove it

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>>608852637
>let's get drunk
this is good

>>608845801
i will if you qt

>>608852887
I agree with that bit, it's all the ceremony that annoys me. Why are people ashamed about drinking to get drunk?

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>>608852331
idk that song :3

yay i was lonely, hi boys (aaaannnddd girls/ other?) <3

>>608852865
Fair. It'll be interesting what sort of atmosphere they'll have after 7 losses on the trott

>>608853079
Timestamp your earlobe

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THAT NIGGA GAVE US BILLIE JEAN YOU SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS?

>>608852724
Nah i'll be traveling out of the city for a bit. You? What do they even do there

>>608852658
Don't really watch TV so i'll take your word for it

>>608852869
Actually yeah they are.

>>608853207
AOTY

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>>608852630
<3
>>608852769
Im in love with the Hurricanes this season. Cant help but feel disgust for all the people coming to the games only because they are winning though.
>>608852865
Test matches are the only ones with decent atmosphere these days.

>>608853079
Noona?

I like AC/DC

Sup NZ fags, I'm travelling to your beautiful country on the 21st of June from England.

Starting out volunteering and shit (conservation) on the south island for 3 months food and accommodation all included.

I aim to take around NZ$4000 with me initially, this will be sitting in a bank account while I'm out in the woods, wanna live and work as long as I possibly can before landing somewhere else with a working visa.

My question is this- how easy is it for a Britfag to get work in bars/cafes etc. It's a small country so I don't know what the hiring process is like, unemployment etc.

All travel advice appreciated to fuck yo

>>608853308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dQ-4IV_8xo

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>>608853215
they fulfill every white boy's weeb dreams

>>608853235
>tfw the new Kanye won't top it

>>608853267
Had that when the Chiefs won their first two titles. Felt like half of them were on the bandwagon/wanting to slobber on SBWs cock

>>608853404
very hard I'd say
you'd need a work visa and even then unless you have experience at a place in england your chances are slim

>>608853404
Depends on your experience. Everyone here has a massive hard on for 2 years previous experience before they will even let you make a coffee.

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>>608853140
You know it bb
>>608853304
naw, that feg Josh from last night

>>608853601
On the bright side it means Wellington rugby might actually make a profit for a change.

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>>608853304
WHOna?

>>608853685
Are you that slut from last night?

>>608853528
>they fulfill every white boy's weeb dreams

Oooh

>tfw the new Kanye won't top it

I had this same feel. I think it destroyed a lot of the hype for JD aswell

>tfw both those replies were to me

>>608853685
Bro just post your face, you've posted most everything else.

>>608853839
one of them :D

>>608853941
tits for proof :/

>>608853653
This. My experience is that you need experience to get experience

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how do you even confess your love to a goddess?

do you have to die first?

do you get on one knee or both?

we got not answHERs

just a lot of questions

>>608853938
one day i will
>>608854058
you sure? i got hairy nipples

>>608853712
Yeah I'm amazed at your coach. He went from one total win with the Wellington team, to no losses with the Canes. Jeez Manawatu must give you some good players

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>>608854058
that's a dude, dude

chch fag reporting in.

>>608854218
titssss
>>608854157
nah but for real i want to see your hair, post it

>>608854088
My experience is I have none because no one will hire me.
>>608854189
Its the Savea boys and you know it ;)

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>>608854157
You think hairy nipples bother me? I wanked to this girl.

>>608854477
Yeah. Cannot wait for the Chiefs Canes clash. Prepare to be humbled

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Kim Yuna could do so much better tbh

like me :3

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>>608854302
its pretty gay
>>608854513
i've fapped to that also

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>>608854685
Blow me

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>>608854810
There's a certain animalistic pleasure in wanking to her isn't there?

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WHY DONT YOU RIGHT BACK TO ME YUNA?

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>>608854966
No.No there is not.

>>608854810
dang, thought u had nice long hair for some reason

>>608854821
Dude, Marshall and Mackenzie will run circles around you guys and you know it. Meanwhile Brodie and the boys will hold back the Savea boys

>>608854513
>>608854966
phoenix floe before you guys ask for source

>>608854810
Lol pls lad just post yourself.

>>608855051
Because you ghey

>>608854966
imagine the lumberjack required to fuck that fur bush

captcha: ecum

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>>608855051
i don't think the 8888888 get is happening tonight :/

>>608855193
i don't think anyone would've asked for source anyway... the name's in the filename

Phoenix Floe has dead fetuses in her vagina

>>608855187
I know nothing but how much faith I have. Because a decade of disappointment is a lot to live with.

>>608854966
shes not from NZ she is in Las Vegas....

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nikki0315?cf=recently_visited

>>608855160
aw thanks, its kinda mediumish
>>608855292
naw i know /b/s potential lol

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>>608855356
being cute doesn't mean you're gay lol

>>608854513
>>608854966
>>608855193
You guys are fapping to a feminist freak

>>608855484
It says I have to log in. I thought she was from Maine, and this was her account.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/PhoenixFloe

>>608855463
We can agree on that. Your time will come. Eventually, but not without a fight from us

>>608855757
Since when do you give a shit about a porn star's political views?

>>608855892
http://phoenixfloe.tumblr.com/

She's a tumblrina who posts videos and photos of herself naked. She's not a pornstarr. She's a wannabe.

>>608855629
>naw i know /b/s potential lol
r u a gay u might find a bf

>>608855681
>being cute doesn't mean you're gay lol
But it does in your case.

>>608853653
>>608854088

I've got quite a bit of experience in different jobs as it happens. Right now I cook for sick people in a hospital so I should be able to get my foot in the door somewhere basic

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>>608856038
why do you want me to be gay so badly?

girls love me

>>608856136
You should be sweet.

>>608856345
Because I want you to come on walks with me.

Going on another one, bye.

>>608856038
>r u a gay u might find a bf
I am, and trying :) just a nervous wreck

>>608856523
Yeah same, same and same.

walks should be good soon, full of frosty morns, and mushies.

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do you guys think MJ really touched those kids?

>>608856640
I found three mushrooms before two had already been pulled up and the other not.

None went blue though.

:-(

>>608856644
we can only hope

>>608856644
"Yes I touched those kids"
>Shock
"With my music"
>Aww.

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he touched my heart, that's what MJ did

>>608856762
someone is up before you apparently.....

check out areas where cattle graze, or where bark chip has been laid down......

>>608857018
>check out areas where cattle graze, or where bark chip has been laid down......
Townie here.

The only place I think might be the intermediate. They have bark on the playground (at least schools did when I was little...).

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i wish i was uneducated and just got a million dollar cheque, like that

>tfw evened out the image to poster ratio

>>608857172
i've found them in back gardens before.

Kids playgrounds might bleach the bark chip first before putting it down

sooo does anyone wanna post dix?

>>608857523
Y-you first

Any girls lurking? You don't have to post tits. We can just talk.

>>608857523
>>608857551
He did last night.

Ohhh fuck I just realised this little boys home for the holidays so is probably underage.

>>608857607
He's lying. Tits or GTFO

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>>608857551
kk
whos next
>>608857658
20 :P

>>608857681
I seriously doubt any girls post in these threads anyways..

Just waiting for my account to be accepted on the Overheard @ Auckland Uni facebook page

>>608858247
As a graduate I feel qualified to say UoA is a shithole.

>>608857794
is that hard?

>>608858515
Why?

>>608858570
semi

whats everyone here studying/ studied

>>608858515
human's are shite amirite?

>>608858589
>>608858707
As far as socialising goes anyway.

>>608858687
posthard.

>>608857607
Bump.

>>608857607
Hi :)

>>608858687
BA - politics, philosophy and anthropology
first year trying to find a meaning for my life.

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>tfw attracted to girls with big eyes

Holy fuck it's cold and I just had a shave and a haircut a few days ago.

Sheeeit.

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>>608859036
>but posts asians instead
r u stupit?

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It's really annoying editing my face out of every fucking photo I post. also hai

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>>608859147
dick plz

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>>608858836
>pic related
not really that impressive
>>608859020
sweet dude sounds interesting, im in IT and its pretty dry stuff

>>608852152
Wtf is a hydro O?

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>>608859147
lmao dude

>those socks
with
>those boots

>>608859309
Clean your dick bro.

>>608859147
can we get married pleeeeeaseee, so cute

>>608859258
I can offer you taint and butthole. Will that do?

>>608858994
Hi :) You come here often?

>>608859412
lol it is clean

>>608859309
Is aight anon

>>608859518
dick and butt is good.

>>608859524
Always ha

>>608858024
How many of these threads have you been in? If it's not someone posting dick then delivery girl is here

>>608859695
Hi delivery girl :)

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>>608859342
I'm a dude in a dress. How did you manage to outgay me? Also I know :/ But I wear my stocking too much and wanted a change

>>608859455
Do I have to get a job?

>>608859695
Delivery girl probably won't be on tonight. At least not till later

>>608859580
KK, it's an old one but here you go

>>608859309
>>608860007
Wait are there 2 gay bois posting right now??

>>608860007
>Do I have to get a job?
as long as i come home to dinner cooked and my dick sucked :3

>>608860181
Yep, unless qt trap thinks (s)hes a girl lol

>>608852152
yo how can i get one man?

Go Crusaders!

>>608852100
amber blank

>>608860181
I assume I go both ways. Iunno never sucked dick before
>>608860219
...Until now. TFW no one to cook for

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>>608860181
3*

>>608860007
ay boi, you wan sum fuk?

>>608860472
argh that would be my dream life right there
>>608860480
holyshit where from?

>>608858994
Where you from? How old?

>>608860706
Why ?

>>608860726
26 Welly :>
you? haha

>>608860706
As long as I can play vidya all day and look qt I'm a happy camper

>>608860928
you have steam qt?

>>608860913
21 Auck

>>608860810
coz you have a wonderful penis

>>608851512
There is literally nothing else of interest in the country.

>>608860665
We'll see after a few gins

>>608860988
eelsupinsideya

Only on a toaster ATM so I can really only play R:TW and Terraria at a silky smooth 15 fps

>>608861023
Lmao could be a *lot* better.
I'm in Blenheim.

>>608860990
what's up tonight?

>>608845363
2617 here m8eys

>>608861248
Nothing much.
You got a bf?

>>608861152
i cant find ya, add "JoinTheRealms" if ya want

any horny gals in here?
I'm in whykickamoocow

>>608861304
Freshly dumped. fucking shit eh.

>>608861221
oh sweet, and nah thats sexy and size is perfect

>>608861475
Sucks.
How fresh?

>>608861475
You want a new bf?

I've got a heaps nice dick

>>608861534
Bout 3 days fresh ahaha

>>608861643
How many of his friends did you fuck behind his back?

>>608861580
Plenty of gay boys in here, why don't you get it out?

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>>608861643
did you cry?

>>608861685
None :(

>>608861704
maybe.

>>608861693
wait whose gay?
There is at least one girl in here m8

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Why do all the maoris I know smell funny?

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>tfw waifu is older than you
i can change everything about me except my age :/

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>>608861876
oi

>>608861789
the two penis posting guys?
idk D:

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THE

CAPTCHA

NEVER

BOTHERED

ME

ANYWAY

>>608861876
inferior races /b/ro

>>608861475
Why did he dump you?

so are NZers racist to maoris? or are they scared little bitches of them?

>>608862154
I think wanted to run off with his ex.

>>608862205
1 is the causation of the other.

>>608862266
You should get back with yours.

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>>608861935
:O whos posting dix

>>608862321
Why?
probably taken by now haha

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just a little bit of you~

>>608862298
Id say the getting recked upon colonisation would cause the fear
the statistically larger male in the maori race would also scare the average european pussy faggot

>>608862395
>>608860480
?????

>>608862266
are you male or female?

>>608862321
>>608862423
lol yea don't get back with your ex bad idea.
just imposing on your convo

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i am indifferent towards Maoris

>>608862436
Is true.
I don't hate maoris.

Though I was sitting down at a bench about to watch a fight when a Maori threw his hat in my face and spun kicked me in the head against a concrete wall.
>not provoked
that sparked a 2 year bout of racism and hatred.

>>608862568
Fem
>>608862576
haha, I'm not the type to try provoke jealousy.
captcha titiv

>>608862395
I can tell just by your hand that you are at most 19 years old.

>>608862770
20 lol close

Installing GTAV for my new PS4. Anyone wanna tell me a story while i wait.
> mfw CHCH was sold out and had to same day ship from Mighty Ape. Chur AKL

>>608862733
yea best to be the bigger person.
any idea of what kind of bachelor you're looking for now.
was your ex a drunk, nerd, jocky, stoner, mormon. what have you singled out by being with your ex

>>608858247
Fuck that page pisses me off.

>>608863041
mighty ape's same day shipping has brought happiness to my life aswell

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>>608862649
I wish I could go back in time to the signing of the treaty, dress up like a maori chief and shoot dead a few white nobles while taking a shit on the bible.

Maybe then the country would be colonised properly and become a decent place after all.