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Shit died on me , quads decides what I do with it , no I won't
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Shit died on me , quads decides what I do with it , no I won't shove it up my ass or do something overboard so don't get to crazy with the ideas.
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>>608753300
burn it
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Shove it up your ass
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>>608753300
Send it to space.
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>>608753300
Go overboard
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microwave it for 3 minutes
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>>608753631 Explain more , how many balloons would it take ?
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Sharpie in its pooper
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>>608753689
this. then eat it on stream
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>>608753689
rolling
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>>608753689
xDD its either microwaving it or sending it to space
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>>608753300
Eat it
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>>608753300
wtf nobody is going to get quads
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>>608753631
this
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>>608753689
yeah, do this OP
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>>608753300
cum on it
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Breed with it
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Sell it to kids on the playground.
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Blend it.
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>>608753939
this
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Best idea ever , I go to a gas station with a microwave and I put it in there with a timer of 20 minutes and leave the store
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SEND IT TO SPACE THATS THE WAY TO GO
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>>608753689
>>608753939
>>608753859
roll
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throw in high up in the air and kick it mid air
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OP common just microwave it. half the thread agrees
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>>608753300
Make it dubs faggot, no one is going to get quads

Rolling for microwavw
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Leave it in a shoe at Walmart
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Smoke it
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I'll microwave it give me a minute to timestamp.
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Look up cooked scorpion recipes and follow one of them on your journey to eat the dead scorpion
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>>608753689
>>608753631
choose one
or tie it to hot air baloons
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fuck it
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wrap it around your shaft and use itto jack off into a dog bowl and then eat your load like a dog
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Lightly salt it, put it in a pan and fry it in some olive oil. Fork and knife it like a sir, than post pics.

Get
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Tie a string to it and walk it down the street in public
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>>608754255
Gonna smell like hell IMO
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>>608753689
This
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>>608754338
this and film it
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Leave it in your oldest neighbor's mailbox.
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>>608753300
that thing is huge
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put in ur pp hole
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Bury it
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to space.
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>>608754255
record it faggot

but make sure you say its dead first in the video or the internet will be all over your ass
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Microwave time !
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>>608754619
Where would I upload it after ?
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Make a nice soup of it
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>>608754774
youtube. you could make it private by link only
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>>608753300
Eat it.
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>>608754648
oh boy, here we go!
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>>608754648
then you will eat it! if chinks eat thes things you can also try!
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You're welcome
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>>608754648
Is it going in the microwave OP?
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Its in there
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Fucking hell OP. We're not going to get quads any time soon. At least make it trips. Rolling for microwave.
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>>608755150
>>608755273
LETS GOOO
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Holy fuck guys its growing inside there I fucking swear will deliver more pics in a sec
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>>608755353
Read the thread idiot
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>>608755451
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>608755273
what the fuck kind of Flintstone microwave is that lmao
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>>608755273
wonder if it's poison contaminates the microwave or kills OP slowly after he opens it.
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watch it come back to life after 3 minutes in the microwave.
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>>608755643
wow never thought of this

maybe OP should put on a mask or something
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are you sure it's not just molting? idk if scorpions do that but we thought our tarantula was kill but was only molting
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NOOOOO! OP! IT'S A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD HIGH!
SMOKE THE TAIL!
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Eat it after microwave, faggot. She would have wanted it that way
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Put it in neighbours mailbox
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>>608755790
>/thread
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>>608755589
I personally don't have one like that, but it's quite common you retard
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>>608756031
Did it get bigger?
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>>608756031
i dont like your handwriting
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Aftermath it smells like fucking puke
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>>608756031
blend it then smoke it, mane
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>>608756031
whats it smell of op?
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>>608756031
time to send to space!!!!
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>>608756031
Eat it like the ping pongs in asia
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>>608756031

now put it in your pooper nigger
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now smoke it
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Yea it got bigger ima cum on it right now give me a minute .
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>>608756201
10 more minutes
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>>608756201
put it in until it catches fire or explodes
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>>608753300
\b\ space program?
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>>608756031
SMOKE THAT FUCKING TAIL! TELL US WHAT IT FEEL LIKE!
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Cum on it or place in neighbors mailbox?
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>>608756201
I think it needs another 3 minutes OP
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>>608756201
>cum on it
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>>608756361
this
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>>608756031
the question is

>WILL IT BLEND?
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post it to me so i can put it in my ass. rollllllll
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it is time to send the scorpion onward
/b/ space program
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Smoke tail , place in neighbors mail box , cum on it , or send to space ? You guys decide.
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>>608756201
You should have extracted the stinger and smoke it
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>>608756201
Cum on it and then put in in for 3 more minutes
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>>608756611
mailbox
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>>608756611
smoke the tail, cum on the rest of it, and place the cum ridden body in the neighbors mailbox pls
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>>608756599
2 dubs=quads
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Microwave
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>>608756611
smoke it!
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IN. YOUR. ASSHOLE.
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>>608756611
SMOKE THE FUCKING TAIL YOU PEICE OF RETARD!
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>>608756611
If dubs you cum on it, microwave it again and then smoke the tail
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>>608756611
space with video
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Smoke it
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Make a little boat and then sail it off and then set it on fire.
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>>608756611
send it to space
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balloon and let fate decide
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>>608756611
Oh gawd space program please
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>>608756665

> so close to quads
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>>608756611
please cum on it
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>>608756611
Cum on it and sent it through your neighbours mail box.
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>>608756665
The smell would be horrendous.
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>>608756611
smoke the tail
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Keep this thread alive im going for the balloons right now.
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>>608756611
space
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Give it a viking funeral.
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Gunna smoke the tail first
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cum on it
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>>608756611
cum on it, then smoke, put pictures of process in neighbours mailbox, send rest to space.
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>>608756611
send the little fucker to space
god speed
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smoke it
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>>608756867
Rolio
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>>608756611
>>608756611
>>608756611
>>608756611
>>608756611
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE op op. SPACE SPACE SPACE
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE

>space.
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>>608756611
smoke the whole thing pussy
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>>608756611
mailbox
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>>608756973
Smoke the tail, fuckface
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>>608757085
rolling
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>>608756611
If you smoke the tail you will both go to space

>win/win
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Respectful burial in your yard.
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>>608753300
Eat the stinger
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>>608755969
where at?
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cook it over an open fire and then eat it
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Streetcreds to op for delivering and being active
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>>608756611>>608756611

scope some smorpion
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>>608756665
So close...
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enlist it in /b/ space program.
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>>608756611
nigga fuck space
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Guys the tail will kill him
Smoke it!
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Roll for cum
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>>608757407
LET'S FUCKEN GO
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>>608756611
... all of it?
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>>608757407
YES
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>>608757407
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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If I die after smoking this remember me deep in ur hearts
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>>608757407
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>>608757407
Godspeed OP
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>>608757407
Dis gonna be gud
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>>608757407
RIP THAT SHIT
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>>608753300
attach to helium filled balloons, release into space to go where it may

post pics
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>>608757407
Someone cap this thread
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>>608757532
a true hero
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sstream it
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>>608757532
NEW WEED

Green Scorpun
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>>608757532
hope u die
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Cum on it then insert into anus.
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>>608757407
do it do it do it
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>>608757532
nah rip
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>>608756867
REROLL
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in butt, nao
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OP STOP STOP STOP
you have to crush it up into a dust with the weed
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This gone be good.
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Oh baby
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Cum on the stinger and smoke the bowl with
stinger and cum
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poop on it
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op film this shit
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>>608757407
>>608757532
godspeed
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Op has smoked it will post pics rn
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scorpions are a delicacy in some countries...Consume its soul!
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>>608753689
rollypolly
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>>608757532
The heat will destroy any venom, you're fine OP

trust me, I'm a janitor
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>>608757407
Shit this nigga about to get fucked up
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More pics op
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>>608757407
needs more cum
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>>608758161
rtft faggot
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Just read online that you can get a long high if you crush it in
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>>608758034
do it do it do it
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>>608758034
its fine people eat scorpions. are you tripping on venom yet
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>>608757407
Packed it with the 2 Grams you got ripped off for earlier aye?
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If I get quads insert into anus
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The hairs on it burned up and tasted like fucking shiiiit the rest of the stinger is to solid to smoke and god my fucking throat hurts , feeling a bit strange the hairs on it gave me a kind of euphoria type of high
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>>608757407
I read somewhere, it will get you fucking high
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>>608758535
you gotta grind it up OP
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>>608758535
Nigga that ain't even scorched
CASH THAT BOWL FAGGOT
CASH IT
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>>608758471
>2 grams
>implyn
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>>608758535
I love you.
quads for cum on and put in mailbox
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So I'm on the couch feeling my heartbeat im actually getting really high as i type this
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>>608758535
If dubs, put left over stinger in ass
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>>608758661
It was smoking the tail not the stinger not the weed
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>>608758535
grind it up and smoke it
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>>608758535
ayy lmao
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>>608758688
Oh baby
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>>608758683
fools gonna die.
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8888
eat
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>>608758535
hahahah farrkkk. just crush it up dude. let the liquid inside bubble up and inhale that shit. just think of it as some concentrate lol
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Grinding right now holdon
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>>608757407
>>608758535

Stoners are so fucking dumb.
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>>608758535
shouldve smoked it before microwaving

i say cut it open through shell then smoke it

gl
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>>608758688
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>>608758688
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>>608758535
crush it up and rip it.
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LIVE STREAM!!!!
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>>608753300
stick it up your anus OP post pics
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Dubs
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>>608758914
>implying any stoner with a tad of reason would smoke scorpion poison
>implying you're not just biased and a faggot
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>>608759077
>>608759077
faggot
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>>608759077
He got dubs, come on op
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>>608758866
Double double DOOBIE

ROLL THAT SHIT UP
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>>608753689
dis

also, checkem
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>>608758683
Chill you smoking Sativa? weed always makes your heart rate high
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>>608758535
grind it up and cash that bowl
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I want to believe...
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>>608759290
>
you the real MVP
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>>608759290
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>>608759290
OH FUCK DO IT
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>>608759191
>9191
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>>608759290
who knew scorpions were red inside
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>>608753300
fuck you OP.

FUCK YOU for owning a scorpion

let me guess, you probably smoke cigarettes too? and your hair is probably long. your face is acne covered. more than likely overweight. high possibility your hair is red. your skin is definitely white as fuck. you're about 12-15. "you bought" the damn bug to get back at your parents for yelling at you for being on the computer so much and turning into a NEET. "haha! I'll make them buy me this bug that I really, really, really want that they will just HATE. they'll accept that I'm edgy and different then, no doubt! plus, it's not at all a stupid fucking idea to have a bug for a pet. let's do this!"
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>>608758688
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>>608759290
fuckin crayon
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>>608757532
OP actually delivard, multiple times in same thread. will most certainly remember for eternity.
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>>608759290
>left /b/ for a year or so
>come back
>guy smoking a scorpion stinger
I should've never left
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someone should be capping this
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Lheow oqjqbs
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Shits full poison not so sure about smoking it anymore
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>>608757407
ITT
dumbasses that don't know venom is harmless unless it stings you
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>>608759528
Well somebody's a fag
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>>608759703
Wb fag
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>>608759528
lel completely REKT

Sounds about right
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>>608759511
>>608759319
>>608758375
>>608758165
>>608757606
>>608757219
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good luck op. Make sure to heat the fuck out of it.
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>>608759802
QUADS = SMOKE THE POISON!
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>>608759528
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Quads get
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>>608759802
do it
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>>608759928
SMOKE IT
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>>608759802
well now you fucking have to fagget
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>>608759511
Where is that fucking scorpion red?
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>>608759528
shit b8, lad
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SMOKE IT
>>608759928
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>>608759290
OP deserves a medal
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>>608759528
Lol fagget ventilating through a anonymous board if i came across you , i would murder you
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>>608759802
don't worry, it will not kill you
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>>608759802
flame will destroy any venom OP, youre fine
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>>608759997
3 trips in a row holy fuck you have to do it now brahhhhhhh
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eat it :D
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>>608759802
there's no turning back now
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venom not poison
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>>608753689
roll
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>>608759802
do eeet
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>>608760015
look at the fucking tail faggot
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Shiieeet today is the day OP DELIVERED !
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