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i'm the ultimate beta male
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>>608742773
isis did nothing wrong.
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jesus secretly wore lint thongs
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i'm a nigger. yes, yes, yes! YO! i'm stupid
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and i have autism so severe it deflects arrows from cupid
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vanila ice ice baby
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Yo, i ain't a snitch but mai niggas in irag be freeing da Jews, who's to say hitler did 9/11 anyway
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head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes
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jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>608742773
My waifu pillow keeps me company at night
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nigga nigga nigga fried chicken nigga
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Such a cunt
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steel beams melt jet fuel
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I won't deliver
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cool
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>>608742773
All blacked out bruh, gotta black snapback, and a black necklace. I got a black t-shirt and a black pair of shades, and my black jeans.
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i smoke wery gud kush
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>>608742773
chinchillas gonna chill
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>>608744999
check't
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit nigger
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"rollin" like a high roller takin dem dicks like a roller coaser
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>>608745262
jack n jill climb the hill take the pill now jill is pregnant incest down syndrome
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imma lyrical spiritual individual nigga nigga nigga
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wiki wiki wild west
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Not
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dancing with m00t, i like shoes
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>>608745491
I'm the god of faggots
I like to masturbate in maggots
Check my fucking trips
Now my 2 inch dick drips
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nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
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let me tell you of a place I know furr fags trap loving sick pedos a place that's great in disguise its /b/ a place filled with lonely fat guys.. but wait don't forget to tip the fedora neckbeards jacking off to girls on oprah
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all my niggas know jet fuel cant melt steel beams
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this is cancerous
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>>608742773
IM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MOM BECAUSE I LOVE HERE IM GOING TO RAPE MY MOM BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE HER

I CAME OUT THAT PUSSY NOW IMMA CUM IN THAT PUSSY NIGGA!
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MOM GRAB THE BLEACH
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Mom's spaghetti
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>>608746155
enjoy
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>>608746155
You're up, my nigga. Make it count.
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>>608746155
winrar
this guy better kill it
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>>608746155
winrar
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>>608746155
lmao
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>>608746155
That's an excellent ending, by the way. Have fun.
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Got my pistol on my trap checklist, convincin' but niggas ain't suspectin' it. Middle of the night, rollin' in my Challenger, middle of the witching hour, cops ain't chase shit, can't fuck up on my horsepower.
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>>608746155
Break that microphone out fag.
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the with a dick in my butt

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I put dicks in my butt
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And puttin' some dicks right up into my butt
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started puttin' dicks in my butt
I got'a one little dick and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle to get dicks in your butt

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she grabbed a dick and put it in my butt
She gave me a dick and up my butt dick I stick it
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well dick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking semen drippin out of my ass
Is this what the people of dickbutt living like?
Hmmmmm a dick in my butt

But wait I hear they're dicky, butt butt , all that
Is this the type of dick theyre gonna put in my butt?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared to put a dick in my butt

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with his dick out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with my dick and jumped at his rear

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said butts and it had dicks in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, dick in my butt'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes dick me later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne with a dick in my butt
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>>608746155
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAAHA AHA

ha ha ha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>608742773
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, i'm 200% nigga!
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>>608742773
I'm not singing shit
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cock salad
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sus
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>>608746155
HAHA FAGGOT HAVE FUN
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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
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Hello there, Spencer
I see you
You boy boy
I see you, Spencer
With my eyes
You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer
You plan them, and build them on blue paper,
And hand them to me
And then I dream them Spencer
That's what you do for me
Thank you for that, Spencer, you prick
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician
Oooooh
Avada Kedavra
Spencer, to you, Spencer
Avada Kedavra, to you, Spencer
You think you're something special, Spencer
You think you're something brand new
But you're old oats, Spencer
You're old, dry, stale, oats, Spencer
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician
Oooooh
You're a tall glass of water,
Aren't you Spencer?
You boy... Precious boy.
I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer,
And I want your teeth
For the federal reserve
I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer
And I need your teeth
I'll admit, Spencer
You're hansome... but what have you done with it?
You think you can mock me, Spencer?
Do you?
Do you think you can mock me Spencer?
Do you think you can capture my essence and
Throw it back at me with humor and
Rhetorical devices?
Well you can't, Spencer
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>>608746566
U FUCKIN ARE

DONT BE A FAGGOT

YOU COULD MAKE YOURSELF A HERO

DO IT FAGGOT NIGGER
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>>608744999
DEM TRIPS BE TRIPPIN
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You don't know what I'm capable of
I need your teeth
For my Lonley Hearts Club Band, Spencer
Ben Bernanke
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician
Oooooh
Are you proud of you country?
Are you proud of you country?
I bet you are,
You pretty little boy
Sitting up there in your high chair
Demanding more applesauce
You've already got enough applesauce, Spencer
There's plenty of applesauce on your plate
I'm going to kiss you, Spencer
On the lips
You sexy little rattlesnake
You naughty little baby boy
You rambungtious little infant
My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer
You know what that's like?
You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?
You boy Spencer, Spencer, Spencer, Spencer
Oh my god
You tall drink of water, Spencer
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician
Oooooh
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician magician magician
I love you, Spencer
I'm gonna spank you silly
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>>608746155
good luck chuck
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>>608746855
Get fucked
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>>608746855
Kek!
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>>608746717
gtfo 'biller
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im the guy that rolled 55
>tfw dont have a mic
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>DELIVERED
Here faggots , was kinda long but hope its good..

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nTOjtH29kO
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>>608747216
You faggot.
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>>608742773
I'll take it, make it and break it, cause if I get 55 then you know that I'll hit my stride, and you can't stop me cause I'm like an OG
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>>608742773
Have you tried anal?
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>>608747250
congrats, you're still a faggot
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>itt: faggots who don't realise 55 was already GET
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixoAOs1hDz
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These faggots can't live up and that just won't do
I'm making this song and rolling for you
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>>608742773
Rap is for niggers
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>>608747805
shit but its the best we will get
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>>608746855
kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
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>>608747805
Kinda impressed
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>>608747805
DELIVARED
+10 internets
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>>608747805
im not even the guy who rolled 55
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>>608747805
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixoAOs1hDz
Holy shit you fucking underage white kids make me proud to be on /b/
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>>608747805
Anon got dem skills
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>>608747805
How old are you?
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>>608748591
7
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