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Ok. Anon. Ill do my best

>>608682848
Wich school?

>>608682848
which school are you at nigga?

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>>608682848
Is that good? Wich school faggott?

Can't open link

>>608684254
Retard, check the dotnet

>>608682848
for 22 i put bullying, selling of drugs

22) Girls wear too much clothes, we need more ass

>>608682848

what do i put for question 1
what school you go to

>>608682848
>school
I don't understand anymore
What age are all you faggots
You faggots are the cancer that is killing /b/
You faggots have killed /b/
/b/ was never good

We need a common school to mess with OP

22.) Many students believe that jet fuel can melt steel beams.

22) I put the giant dick behind the math room

>>608685414
>implying /b/ wasnt always filled with underage

OP is not telling us school
Let's mess with Central high

>>608686006
all go Central High

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>>608686006
On it

>>608686006
Copy that, green light on Central High

any teacher or staff name so we can talk shit about him ?
maybe a black one who doesn't care about me because i'm white ?

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>>608682848
Did I do good guys?

>>608682848
22) minority students should not be allowed to gang up on whites and act like this is gang training.

>>608682848
done. Painted a horrible image of your school while staying kind of realistic

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Huehuehue


boobies

Did we crash it?
Can't access

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kek>>608687416

I know somebody will read these and think everybody at Central High is fucked in the head.

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Done

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Alright /b/ what do you think of my ideas if you elect me class president?

>>608688439
Man, fuck Bill

Re-do survey more times for free ass

Issues to adress: drug use, prostitution of freahman by cheer squad, bullying

>>608688866
k

>>608685621
actually made me kek

>>608682848
Keep us updated OP

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>>608682848

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>>608688866

>>608688218
> OBAMA DID 7/11
i laughed far too much

>>608682848
you guys did this so wrong, you are supposed to take this "seriously" but make everyone who works at the school look incompetent, and make the school look unsafe in general. thats how people get fired, new rules get made, etc.

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all u morons posting nigger jew hitler bullshit are unoriginal and stupid.

no one's going to read that shit

get on my level

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>>608689859

>>608689763
>>608689859
people are doing a range
that way, it'll be hard for them to figure out which ones are real problems

>>608690023
or they'll just know that there's a lot of bullshit amongst it and disregard it all

if people actually collaborated on this it might be more lully

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>>608682848

I did the thing

>>608690137
Yeah, but some of it, like the comments about sexual abuse, they are legally required to take seriously.

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>>608682848

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I hope those secretary faggots take this shit seriously

>>608691241
Laughed so hard

>>608691241
hahahaaha
gr8 m9 i r8 9/11

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>>608691241
You're too good man

>>608688218
I chuckled

bump :^)

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trololol

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bumpin'

>>608691241
God bless you

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>>608691241
I'm backing you up.

>>608693336

lol

bitches aint showing enouf ass

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I can't wait for these fucks to read theae

Hello 4chan,

My name is Marylin and I work as a receptionist at one of the Parkway Schools taking part in the survey. This morning I noticed an unusual influx of responses and decided to investigate. I found this website and have informed the other departments of the potential error in their survey responses.

Despite your most sincere efforts, we will not make nudity mandatory for our female students, "remove kebab", or suffocate our Jewish students by turning the gas on in our lab. What we will be doing is adding user-specific links to our surveys to avoid this sort of foul play in the future.

Have a nice day,
Marylin
Parkway Public School Systems

>>608682848
I expect to see updates on what your school does in response

>>608683539
>The niggers and the jews
Topkek

>>608694873
>Implying normalfags know how 2 4chaing

Best thread of the day

First task to accomplish is to find the thread, HOW DID SHE DO DAT, WAT KIND OF SORZERY IZ THIZ

"Im not sure if the administration is aware of this, but there are several homeless men living under the school. I believe that their ancestors must have built their nest there long before the school was built, and the population has adapted to the presence of the school.

In some sense I feel sorry that such noble creatures' home has been disrupted by us, but I think something must be done. It's hard to concentrate on precalculus with yellowed, glazed eyes staring at you from the corner of the room, while a mostly toothless mouth mutters about the conspiracy of the annunaki.

If there is some way to humanely contain or transport them this would be the best way of dealing with them, but if nothing else is available I think euthanasia is the only option. I notice that the tramps will often make off with leftover cafeteria food. Perhaps you could poison the food one day. Sure, you'd probably kill some students too, but there are always more of those, and I know that at least I would happily give my life in the pursuit of s hobo-free learning environments for posterity."

>>608695910
Noice

>>608693336
nice memes

>>608694873
Well I'm glad you learned your lesson.

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>>608691241
I don't know 9gag, did my best

>>608693336
HAHAHA

>>608694873
you know the rule, tits or gtfo

>>608696299
u l8 m8

>>608691241
Gut Job

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Les get serius

>>608694873
>I found this website
I don't think there were enough leads to find this site unless you knew our culture, or googled ayy lmao, gas the kikes, etc.
Even if you found 4chan, how would you know on which board and where this thread is?
It's either bullshit, or there is a traitor among us.

>>608687992
>without passes
keked

>>608696518
O shit

>>608696299
>implying you don't browse 9gag on daily basis
For future references >>608693336

>>608694873
>adressing us as 4chan
>we are /b/
>you wouldn't have found this website no matter how hard you looked
>you are a man

kill yourself, even if this is real who gives a fuck.

>>608696744
the woman i found is called Marilyn Mecham and here the person wrote marylin.
either receptionist is retard or troll

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>>608694873
I call you bullshit. There is only one possible way to prove your point, only one choice to be made. TITS OR GTFO

Brump

>>608697279
Well, was thinking that some SJW might have posted a link to this thread. It's not that hard to figure out how to post once you get there.

>inb4 the local news discovers some of the surveys and turns this into another race war

21) Fuck the history teacher. I masturbate in my history class every day and they know that I do it. They seem to enjoy it as well.
22) The amount of sex in the school bathrooms.

>>608692994
>lock the news

<core values
>keeping quiet
>knowing your place
>respect
<issues
>the dealer-problem
you need to keep it simple and believable

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lel done.

>>608698501
too late for that now

Submitted a response as a very depressed kid who felt oppressed by xer peers. When asked what key issue needed to be addressed first, I said:

Lack of a gender neutral or coed bathroom for our trans/pan gendered students. It's scary how much we need to hide it.

Let's make central high the most queer catered school we can!

fuck

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>>608699022
have a cool dad for your doubles

>>608685584
Kekd

THIS

Meh, at least they are going to get a shit tons of shit surveys

For the last one I just wrote "Bullying and teachers who molest their pupils."

The multi-choice was slightly randomized, leaning strongly towards the left side.

Did I do good, master?

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>>608699120

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done

>>608685621
22) there's a giant dick behind the math room
>>608685584
22) everyone thinks that jet fuel can melt beams of steel

>>608682848
im on it op.

>>608699714
I almost choked on my food keking at the first one.

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>>608699632
cool dad is 4chans newest sickest meme

>>608686006
o n it

On it.

>>608688439
actually made me lol

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>>608682848
Did I do good?

Ah this is beautiful. This is what /b/ is about. Let it be known that on 4/8/2015 that /b/ had at least on non-cancerous thread.

>>608687992
I lost at your 22

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>>608682848
did my best anon

done =3

>>608700378
22 kek

>>608682848
Op you need to post any reaction the schol has to this in the coming days

>>608700737
Central high m8

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>>608700737

>>608701143
>>608701218
fuck me. south high probably needs nigger control as well though

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India, officially the Republic of India, is the seventh-largest country by area, the second-most populous country with over 1.2 billion people, and the most populous democracy in the world.

Shitpostin this kind of shit, will it make them happy?

>>608701402
You can always re do it m8

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Did me best

>>608702210
ooh holy fuck i lold so hard :DDD

>>608702210
>>still beating heart of Jeff Gordon.

FUCKING LOST.

NEED NAVY SEAL COPY PASTA PLEASE

>>608702548
Google it faggot.

>>608702744
NO YOU AUTISMAL FUCK IM REQUESTING SOMEONE DO IT

>>608699653
Kek

>>608698061
hey more shits and giggles for us

>>608702799
Not your personal army

>>608702799
NYPA

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>>608702548
Here ya go.
Top half got cut off, due to me being on mobile

did the site go down?

>>608703408
Take out the dot in dotnet and replace with period.

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Did I do good?

dont forget to mention the drug market every two weeks behing gym, for scheadules and place reservations contact student council

>>608703627
research.net.com? what the fuck?
someone send me the url, i cant figure it out. please

>>608704118
Are you mother fucking retarded?
Replace the "dot" with an actual dot you faggot.

For added shits and giggles we need to get some teachers names that way we can name some names with this shit

honestly all the idiots making it obvious this is bait


keep your darwinism to a subliminal level, also do we know a teacher we could write about? just for shits and giggles

>>608704118
Replace dotnet with .net

Fucking newfags.

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How did I do?

>>608691799
great scott! is that the giff i posted in the murica trhead?

>>608704326
So you sit by bush Jr Jr?

>>608704326
values are cancer,
22 made me giggle for some reason so gj

>>608704387
Idk, but saved now.

Not that guy btw.

>>608704321
Heres the link to central highs teacher directory:
http://www.pkwy.k12.mo.us/edline/staffLists/getStaff.cfm?theBuilding=50
Anyone got any ideas who our target should be?

So when do we get to see the results?

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done

>>608687628
There's gonna be the one faggot who completes the survey with a link to this thread in the short answer

>>608704498
Yes. He keeps saying something that sounds like aloha snackbar.
He scares me ;-;

>>608704976
On it. Thanks for the idea

21. black lives mater
dont hit pepole

22. I would make the black kids give them a difrent place so they could have lunch at difrent time then the white kids and there will b no problems and the mexicans and azns have there only lunch to

>>608704719
>Social Studies Teacher Mark Goldenberg
>Goldenberg
>berg
we can claim he calls anyone antisemitic that disagrees with him just for starters

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Did i do it all good...

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>>608704982
Those are the real fuking issues in american society today

21
1- To fill in the flight plan
2- To always present myself by my organisation
3- To have lots of loyalty even if im just a hired gun
22
i would find out why the problem kids wear masks and why they took doctor pavel (who used to teach science)

>>608705186
Define antisemitic,
I have.. a retard friend who doesn't know what it means... a friend

Brian Guilfoyle I think this guy should be the target, he has art.

>>608705239
The nr22's you niggers come up with are really good

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>mfw when I told them the past three hour burst of surveys came from 4chan

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Give me working link

>>608705645
>>608704719
Target Mrs Andrea Anderson, rate my prof says she's an uptight english teacher

>>608705839
You're a shitty whiteknight faggot.

>>608705790
Any of you filthy goyim who dares to disobey or disagree with one of G-d's Chosen People. It's like another Shoah every time you antisemites refuse to nuke our enemies.

>>608705854
Read the thread faggot.

>>608705869
rodger. dispatching the ss
lets say he slipped some shit into a girls drink, romour says mad her infertile or some shit

>>608693336
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Sorry, I dropped my bag of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

>>608705947
This thread is full of retard newfags who can't look up a teacher list on their own, don't know how to replace "dot" with a fucking period, and aren't even funny. No regrets.

>>608705839
you are why we don't have nice things

>>608691241
You're doing gods work anon

>>608685414
>school
>I don't understand anymore
>don't understand
>didn't do too well in school

>>608706238
You got a point. Started off good, the the newfags catch on and cancer it up. Bailing myself.

>>608705839
I seriously hope this aint true becuase if it is then dude
What the fuck?
This is what /b/ is about man. Not your stupid wew lad or furry threads.
Its about ddosin
About doxin
Its about closin pools
About fill tags with gore
About markin a target and takin them out, be they person place or thing
About fuckin with people and having lulz
If you dont like this than go back to tumblr you cancerous new fag

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>>608682848

>>608706491
Says the newfag.

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>>608705839
>>608706491

>>608706491
jesus fucking christ
end yourself

>>608706678
says the says the newfag

>>608706678
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


But really that fuckin white did wrong
Remember rule 1 and 2 man

>>608706491
06fag here
I can't remember the last ddos I've seen here
"doxin" to you newfags now mean finding a facebook page of someone's gf from the string of numbers in photos that EVERYONE knows about, or someone accidentally not censoring their number in the text thread.
Closin pools? Really? You never were in the habbo raids, shut the fuck up
Gore is purely to shut down threads now. You can't even post a gif of an animal getting taken down in the wild without ;-;fags and QQfags pissing themselves and crying about it.
HAHAHAHA /b/ self implodes everytime it does anything anymore newfag. Deal with it.

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>>608705186

>>608691673
40 keks

>>608704976
Thread will be 404 :^)

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>>608707173
you cheeky cunt

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Gata be subtle.

>>608707773
>Urban students
Top kek

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Can we all do the survery for Fern Ridge and say that Mr.Schwent touched us or exposed himself?

quick lets post questionable content to get this thread 404d before they can check the surveys

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Someone said 9gag, others 4chan, i am adding a random web so they get confused.

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>>608705869
Done.
Heres the rest of what i wrote:
>speaking out like it taught me too. This needs to be addressed. Please for the protection of all students because he is the first one she has done this too and he probably wont be the last.

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>>608708010
You're a crafty one

wew lad is fucking retarded as fuck and so is spiderman stop with the cancer only thing worse is the god damn banana

>>608708381
What about sending different website names saying they did it, to get them cofused

>>608708010
everybody go for the jew

>>608708705
that works to

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>>608708010

fucking whiteknight faggots

i said i came from reddit

>>608692994
> more hands on sex ed

FUCK you people mr Schwent and mrs Anderson both have sex with students without consent, i have a friend too scared to talk, i think he might legit kill himself and you guys fucking know it, its just that you dont care because they have credentials seriously fuck you

How about this? Newfag here, mind you

>find out the biggest number of characters we can send.
>randomly send huge chunks of text
> make whoever's gonna sort those cry

>>608694873
Show us ur tits

>>608709776
so just do it, you don't need permission, dumbass

These are all fucking elementary schools.

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I don't like Bill and his dick

>>608709776
You I like you.
You suggest more things like this and maybe one day we shall teach how to triforce

>>608706491
literally started cringing after 3rd line

>>608709952
really top fucking kek

>>608707172
>06fag
bullshit. everybody knows 4chan has only been around since 2013.

>>608709915
Not asking for permission, but cooperation
Also already on it, lets send them some twilight fanfics

>>608709003
Topkek

>>608696518
FUCK WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS

>>608710067
Yea I know its shit
It styled after rap and rap was made by niggers so what did you expect?
But really rules 1&2 exist for a reason

what websites have we said we came from so far 4chan reddit 9gag and memebase is that it?

>>608710189
>cooperation
>4chan

>>608710386
I said tumblr
Because why not blame our old enemies?

we need to list more websites to confuse them more

>>608709987
Can you help me?
Just send them a starwars script for now

>>608710679
Yea man. My entire high school would only put in movie scripts when ever we had to do a survey

>>608710547
tell them tumblr is raiding because the school isn't supportive enough of pansexual people.

>>608710899
on it lets spam multiple surveys

>>608710899
FUCKING KEK

Ok, update, lets spam westhigh with really skatchy fanfics

>>608710848

Also this guy>>608710899
Goodidea

>>608711077
Good job.
>>608711129
Thank you,mate.

Lots of Russian IP ones coming in

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>>608710899

>>608712295
That's somewhat over the top,but I'm guessing the objective of this op isn't "be believable".

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west high is all about that entire wikipage on dark matter

Bump for Queen Boxxy

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thread still alive?
apparently there's an entire wikipage on hitlers sexuality
so you know...west high