Get a job.

>>608680889
Day trade stocks.

>>608680889
start shiting money

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>>608680982
hahahaha

>>608680889
Take out a loan.
Fail to pay back loan.
Have legs cut off.
Hobble around for a while.
Have legs cauterized by torturer
Get tortured for months.
Eventually bleed to death as the torturer fucks ur neck slit.
Die.

>>608680889
Get free stuff on Craigslist and sell it for cheap on Craigslist.

>>608680889
Steal shopping carts from supermarket parking lots and sell them back to differ supermarkets then steal carts from the supermarket you just sold carts too and sell them to the first supermarket you stole carts from.

Repeat.


Profit.

>>608681503
That's a legit idea! Nice one anon.

>>608681584
He asked how to make LEGAL money fast. NOT illegal. Learn to read, u stupid fuck!

Go into a store, go to a cashier, demand money (dont use a weapon), they will presume you have some kind of weapon and they will hand over money.. Profit? They handed you the money, all you said was give me money.

>legal fast money
Good one op

>>608681832
That's illegal!!!!! HE ASKED FOR LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ways to make money. Any dipshit can make money fast illegally.

>>608680889
idiot

>>608681667
It is a good idea. Especially if you need some quick money that day. You just got to keep reloading the free stuff and get to it quick. I got a free set of 4 used tires for my car with rims and everything one time. I replaced my shitty tires and sold the rims for $50 that day.

>>608680889
Not OP and not legal, but lately I've been making money on the side by buying pot from a local friend and upping the price to cover for gas and a little profit. I'll get an 1/8th for 45 and sell for 50-60. Any /b/ros know how I could get more money out of a situation like this?

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>>608680889
Believe

>>608681503
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>>608681503
This.

A lot of people have giant huge ass screen tv's but because they have "perceived obsolescence" due to being a bulk back tv, they get kicked to the curb and anyone can have them, the owner usually buys a plasm tv thinking omg plasma flat screen111 having heard how it's so much better, but then realizes that the tv is just lighter weight and you can stall had for less than the cost of the tv.


Get raped.

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>>608681584
Bubbles? Is that you?

not fast but get a job that pays good and long hours.

pick cans and bottles

>>608680889
buy cheap stuff on craiglist and give it away for free

sell your blood/plasma

>>608682569
Install hd for less than the cost of the plasma had tv I mean•

Win lottery.

Win jackpot at casino.

>>608682721
Fuck you, Reveen!

find treasure.

sell diamonds.

invent something useful.

>>608682342
Ur human scum and should be executed!!!!! I fucking hate criminals!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marry rich person.

>>608680889
I'd go with your second poster, trade stocks.
But that assumes two things: that you are savvy enough to profit from it, and that you already have a bunch of money.

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>>608682749
Even better id.... hold on a sec. Something doesn't add up quite right. Seems like you'd lose money doing this. Am i wrong in assuming that?

>>608683137
I'm callin' Lahey

You didn't say how much money.
So, fastest, way I can think of, sell coffee on the streets in winter. Sell icecream on the beach in summer.
In a month you'll have enough to buy a PS4, and enjoy it for the remaining 2 months of vacations.
Or be a bitch and ask your mom and dad to buy it for you for free.

>>608682813
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>>608683082

Samefag.

Hope I was helpful.

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Serious reply here OP...Order bulks of a niche lightweight simple product from China via Alibaba , put a good margin on it and sell on Ebay and to local stores.I turned 900$ to 3000$ by selling katana swords last summer

>>608682342
buy more?

>>608682092
Serious question, are you alright?

>>608683321
Oh and I forgot. If you live in a communist country like USA, don't work at all... just get government to give you money.

be this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNbo1PDaTw

>>608680889
You could get your ass beat by the police

>>608681815
samefag

>>608683458
I don't know how much the dealer I'm buying from presently has, nor do I want to stress him to get more constantly from his supplier. He's an old highschool friend first, though he is a major dealer in the area and lost several of his underneath dealers.

I've been debating asking him if he wouldn't mind if I dealed through him to turn a profit, though..

>>608683408
This works, but you have to wait a few weeks for delivery, the mark-up is so people who want the product faster will happily pay more. Works with small electronics i.e. pen drives and wifi dongles.

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>>608683467
Are u a faggot!?!!?!!??!!?!?! FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play an instrument on the street and put a cup out in front.
You don't need to know how to play it btw.

>>608682750
I'm not waiting in that shitty part of town with 30 zoo's worth of niggers for 8+ hours for a measly $50 USD