>taking a stroll by the countryside
>see this
>what do
>>608671736
Hit on her because she's hot and I'm not a sperglord.
>>608672012
>shes hot
lol
are you talking about the cat?
shoot em both, dump em in the river. keep strollin
>>608671736
ask her if shes waiting for someone and if not what is her name etc become friends then eventually bang her
>>608672622
this
dubs czeck
ask if I can fuck her cat
>>608671736
Smile, give a noncommittal "Hi" and keep going. It's obviously a set up.
>>608673170
>It's obviously a set up.
>>608671736
tell her to run with me cause she's fat
Parkour up the tree like Connor Kenway and then when I get to the top, synchronise and then leap of faith into the lake that has formed because of her being that wet from my actions. Then smash the shit out of her and never speak to her again. Repeat with another girl the next week.
>>608671736
I'd tip my fedora so hard at her that she'd be spewing spaghetti by sundown
>>608671736
Fix that hole in the fence that's letting women in.
Take off all her layers
Caress up and down body
stick my long shaft right through her
light a fire
cook and eat cat
>>608673423
>Connor Kenway
>Not Edward Kenway
that indian's not gonna wet anything
>>608671736
>h-hey miss?
>do y-you wanna see my beyblades?
LET IT RIPPPPPPPPPPPP~
there are no brakes on the rape train
>>608674440
Pic was posted yesterday but I've only fapped 3 times, since I respect her
>>608671736
cut of hair and insert into vagina
dont stop OP. I need this for my imaginary girlfriend folder.
>>608674183
This.
>>608671736 (OP)
Seriously though, id scream then jizz in her face as a defense mechanism before i scuttle back to my dwelling.
>>608671736
Pet that lovely purr machine IT'S SO FUCKING LOVELY
>>608675011
this
>>608671736
Pet and rape the pussy.
Ofc i'm talking about the cat.
>>608671736
hey OP, I know your girl
https://youtu.be/1m26qyKLngI
what's her name?
>>608671736
fuck her sweet pussy
>>608671736
Top kek implying any of you kneck beards would even step out of your basements.
>>608675879
https://youtu.be/YZLldX8rwZQ
>>608676168
>kneck
Atleast i can properly use the correct words in sentences.
>>608671736
say hi and continue on my way
>>608671736
give her the most disappointing sex she will ever have
emma is love emma is life
>>608678906
she is indeed
>>608671736
Nice pussy.
When she begins to flirt.
Steal cat.
>>608671736
>Observe this young woman
>Notice she is obviously dressed like a whore
>Nothing that a gentleman like me would like
>Tip fedora and be on my way
Any of you guys have link to the blog with a bunch of Emma pics?
Ask her show me your feet
>>608680525
>mudswimmer
thank you! been looking for this
>>608671736
She's hotter
>>608680732
are you gonna report him?
>>608680848
why? what for?
>>608680848
>>608680848
>>608680848
MOAR LIKE THIS
>>608680525
fuck.. it's down ;(
man the harpoons
>>608680832
haha no
>>608680976
why what?
>>608681065
>>608681104
>it's down
nope, I'm on it right now
